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Romance / Re: When A Girl Comes To Visit You And Sits Like This (photo) by yomanovic: 6:29am On Mar 21, 2015
You dey talk like say woman no craze. Those girls are pretenders. The fact that she seems to resist you doesn't mean she no want am na. Just few touches can split those legs and begging to be penetrated.
Politics / Re: Prof. Pat Utomi Endorses Buhari For Presidency by yomanovic: 10:23pm On Mar 19, 2015
centmichael101:
You endores ur man I endores my man, u vote ur man I vote my man, INEC do the counting I WIN... PDP power to the people.

Pdp! Even with expo, you no still fit spell 'endorse'. And na so pdp they rule naija. They travel and see how the governments of other countries run their various administrations but they can't afford to emulate the developed countries even when we know they are clueless.

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Politics / Re: PDP Members Returning Their Cards In Katsina. (PHOTO) by yomanovic: 9:22pm On Mar 16, 2015
Mogidi:
Buhari and his supporters probably threatened to burn down their houses.

[size=18pt]I would love to see them return our oil money too.[/size]











You don't seem to know how insulted notherners are by the first lady's hate speech she targeted at the northern people I guess.
Politics / Re: Poll: If Today Was Election Day, Who Would You Vote For? by yomanovic: 7:15pm On Mar 15, 2015
patpaul:

BROS, YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ONE OTHER THING THAT HAPPENED IN 1984-1985 BUHARI REGIME- EITHER YOUR FATHER OR UNCLE WAS UNJUSTLY CLAMPED INTO PRISON(ESPECIALLY IF HE WAS FROM THE SOUTH) FOR 200 YEARS BY BU-HARAM'S KANGAROO MILITARY TRIBUNAL.
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Yes you are right! But that's what we want! For us to fight corruption and be desciplined, we cannot do without that! So let the punishments begin! Next please!!!!!

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Phones / Re: Smartphone Thieves Will Hate This New Android 5.1 Update. by yomanovic: 11:20am On Mar 15, 2015
deekseen:

Trust those smart guys to always come up with innovations that will marvel both the phone owner and the manufacturer.

Naija, I hail!

Wetin consign naija with your statement na?
Politics / Re: Jonathan Rains Dollars On South-west Obas (each given $250,000 (N50m)) - Punch by yomanovic: 10:20am On Mar 15, 2015
kolonigga:




TRASH!!!!
Eurasia group collected too: Buhari will win by 60%, says Eurasia Group http://dailypost.ng/2015/03/14/international-research-firm-favours-buhari-to-win-march-28-election/

YOU GUYS SHOULD FACE REALITY AND STOP BEING IGNORANT!!

CHANGE HAS COME!!!

60% bawo? If this election is free and fair, Buhari will win by 75% of total votes.

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Politics / Re: Poll: If Today Was Election Day, Who Would You Vote For? by yomanovic: 7:45am On Mar 15, 2015
sleekman:
Gej Has Won D Election. My Worry Is Security. D Army & Mopol Need 2b Alert

Daft just like Jonathan. I don't know why even Nigeria youths will see the truth and yet choose to believe lies.

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Politics / Re: Poll: If Today Was Election Day, Who Would You Vote For? by yomanovic: 7:30am On Mar 15, 2015
AmaechiLinus:
Even the blind knows where umbrella is in d ballot paper. Vote PDP VOTE GEJ

You see yourself now! That's how deceptive the government of the present Nigeria is. The umbrella that cannot accommodate pdp members and they've run for cover in other parties is what you are telling me that even a blind man knows where it is?

Ok I guess you are right that the blind man knows that the umbrella has made Nigeria stagnant and he therefore knows where it is already because it has been standing in one place and refused to move us forward! Therefore, even the blind man now yearns for CHANGE!!!

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Politics / Re: Poll: If Today Was Election Day, Who Would You Vote For? by yomanovic: 7:23am On Mar 15, 2015
abrahym:
E polls we always favor baba cos most people on here don't even have PVC

What happens online is a refection of what happens offline. In my house, at work and among friends, when I tease them that they must use their PVC to bring Jonathan back, they all oppose it. Go to the streets of Lagos and do sample check now and see for yourself.

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Politics / Re: Prof. Osinbajo Kneels Down As Powerful Bishops Pray For Him (photo) by yomanovic: 9:59pm On Mar 14, 2015
ndcide:
Those who insult GEJ for being prayed for should say the same things the said about GEJ to osinbajo

No body ever insulted GEJ for being prayed for. Just that his own case is that of running helter skelter. His wife(actually like his mother) is however not helping issues.

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Travel / Re: Wait, What? This Is A Seat On An Arik Plane? (photo) by yomanovic: 10:31pm On Mar 12, 2015
voltron:
Na Area boys wey dey collect money for Shita Surulere.. dem go carry chair run grin grin

The baddest guy!

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Politics / Re: APC- Nigerian Version Of The Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Party by yomanovic: 6:18am On Mar 11, 2015
A very daft post. For God's sake why is PDP always like this? Yes, they have many muslims but well-reasoning Nigerians know that most of the people at the helm of affairs in Nigeria are actually not religious at all. In short, majority of them belong to occultic groups.

Has Lagos State in the last 16 they've ruled been islamiised? Of course no!

Unfortunately, in the last 16 years of our democracy, christian presidents have ruled for 14 years but only for 2 years has a Muslim president been there before his demise. Funny enough Nigeria under those 2 years had positive trend than the remaining 14 years that we had xtian presidents. So @OP, what a meaningless point have you made!

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Politics / Re: I Taught they said this Man was brutal by yomanovic: 3:25pm On Mar 08, 2015
annazubi:
Photoshop is allowed. N250 detained after 5 million had been killed? Photoshop won't help you. Buhari is a dictator. We don't want a killer-president. Thank you.

Na wa o. You even have more than 180 likes. Lies from the pit of hell. In which event is that in the history of Nigeria were 5 million people killed? Its like there so many of you out there that do not want progress for Nigeria just because you hope on American Visa Lottery. Well, the rice you are boiling is getting burnt.
Politics / Re: Card Reader Test: Exercise Good So Far In Lagos, Delta by yomanovic: 4:10pm On Mar 07, 2015
Wow!!!! Good news!!! Does Fayose still want Jega sacked? Now we'll wait to hear what those who don't want the card reader/PVC to be used for the election will say again.

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Politics / Stakeholders Hail Card Readers Trial In Ekiti by yomanovic: 3:58pm On Mar 07, 2015
www.punchng.com/news/stakeholders-hail-card-readers-trial-in-ekiti/


There was low turnout of potential voters in Ekiti on
Saturday as eligible residents participated in the test-
running of the card reader by the Independent
National Electoral Commission.
The mock accreditation was conducted in Dallimore,
Ward 009, with 21,631 registered voters of which
14,461 had collected their Permanent Voter Cards.
As of 11.30am, no fewer than 60 people had been
accredited in Dallimore polling unit 002.
The Technical Officers revealed that the average time
for the accreditation ranged between four and six
seconds.
Members of European Union Election Observers, Mrs
Rumi Ana Decheva and Mr Uros Urstga,
who monitored the mock accreditation, commended
INEC for the initiative, saying it would help in
enhancing the credibility of the country’s
electoral process.
The chairman of the Conference of Nigerian Political
Parties in Ekiti State, Tunji Ogunlola, in an interview
with our correspondent after monitoring the
exercise, said, “It is very transparent, reliable and
fast. It will make rigging impossible.”
Ogunlola, who said he monitored the exercise in
company with a few other political parties,
commended INEC for a job well done and advised all
Nigerians to support the commission.
Former Commissioner for Tourism under ex-
Governor Kayode Fayemi’s government, Alhaji
Ayodele Jinadu, and ex-Chairman, Ado Ekiti
Local Government, Mr Sunday Ibitoye, described the
exercise as a huge success.
The Resident Electoral Commissioner, Mr Sam
Olumekun, who monitored the event, said it had
convinced Nigerians about the usefulness and
relevance of the device in the coming
general elections.
He said, “We would have appreciated if the turnout
has been better, but we have been able to convince
the people about the workability of the machines,
which was the main issue.
“We are compiling the list of those who cannot be
accredited with these machines. Their cases will be
reported to Abuja for necessary actions. If you see
the number of times it required to get
people accredited, one will be convinced that the
Smart Card Reader has been a success. Some spent
even less than two minutes, some four seconds and
some not accredited at all.
“We are compiling the Incident Report Forms to be
able to look into all these variations and come out
with a form to use.”
Politics / Re: Vote NOW ! - Buhari Or Gej? by yomanovic: 2:20pm On Mar 07, 2015
I counted and its 15 for Buhari and 3 for Jonah. A guy made noise of YDP which makes his vote void. My vote for Buhari makes 16 and Jonah 3.

@op you for just tell poeple to hit like or share for each candidate. So it will be easy to count just like we're using PVC. #autocount.

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Politics / Re: Certificate Forgery Scandal Rocks National Broadcasting Commission by yomanovic: 8:50am On Mar 07, 2015
Trailblazer1:
If APC can decide to vote for buhari without a certificate, who am I to condemn her undecided undecided

Which is the greater crime? A president that forged WAEC certificate and an ordinary secretary that only forged a diploma undecided undecided


Not forgetting the "oluwole" chairman, emperor Tinubu (the Corruption in Chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria) who greedily went ahead to forge the certificate of University of Toronto Canada

Well... The pdp is known to escalate baseless issues. I think you are brain-dead to bring up Buhari issue here becuase if you are not, you'll see in the report that the Higher Institution that the lady claimed to have obtained the certificate confirmed that the ciritificate is fake.

The Institutions that Buhari attended, including Higher Military Institutions in the UK and in the US confirmed that he was actually there, and not just there but along with some High-ranked retired military officers in those countries with those still living confirming it.

To show how desperate PDP is in tarninshing Buhari's image, they went further to threaten the life of the current Principal of the Buhari's Secondary, promising to deal with him for releasing the statement of result of the people's General. How desperate and debasing the ruling party has been.

Back to the real issue, this high level of corruption is what Buhari was against while he ruled as a military head of state and he was bent on punishing corrupt practices like this, including drug dealings that seemed to be order of the day by highly placed powers. They saw this and realised that his zero tolerance to corruption wouldn't allow them to perpetuate their selfish and very evil desires. They therefore surplanted him by force.

The real selfish reason why a coup to remove Buhari was done is what has led the country to its present predicament. Nigerians can testify to it. He fought corruption then and corruption, he will fight again.

CHANGE is what we want! And CHANGE we embrace. Enough of brain dead corrupt PDP.
Romance / Re: Would Relationships Survive If "Sex" Was Removed by yomanovic: 8:23am On Mar 07, 2015
steppin:
If sex is not involved, something else would replace it. There must be something else.

Most correct statement. God has made everything perfect in the first instance. So, if God hadn't programmed sex, then human being wouldn't even develop the urge in the first instance and life would still have gone normal.

Besides, Adam and Eve were prohibited from eating the forbidden fruit(sex) and there was no urge until the temptation of mankind by the devil. God knew it all along. He is AWESOME GOD!
Romance / Re: Would Relationships Survive If "Sex" Was Removed by yomanovic: 8:18am On Mar 07, 2015
falconey:
Yes and money,Whatz will be the fun then?

#I dedicate this land to MARCH4BUHARI.

#to all the strippers out there.

#and to my lovely irresistable bilikisu.

Lols @ Bilikisu. Am from a muslim background but got converted. My gf's other name is Mary but I like it when it sounds raw. So I call her 'Moriamo' or 'Moria'.
Politics / Re: Angry Youths Bar Shettima From Campaigning In Southern Borno by yomanovic: 8:11am On Mar 07, 2015
I am a supporter of Buhari but if the people feel Shetima's government didn't give them attention, they have the power to vote another candidate. They should therefore, vote wisely. A governor that didn't answer to their call in his first term doesn't deserve their votes. Shikannah!!!
Politics / Re: I'll Stop My Husband From Becoming President Again - Patience Jonathan by yomanovic: 4:43pm On Mar 06, 2015
saintkash:



not all mothers oo...she is mother to her own children.

She get shidren?
Politics / Re: Po-Military Group Protest Against Punch, Daily Trust, Leadership Newspapers by yomanovic: 8:07pm On Mar 05, 2015
PDP itself dragged the Nigerian Military in the muds. Take for instance, the use of the military to rig Ekiti elections. Another case is telling Nigerians that Gen Buhari, a man who served Nigeria and attained the highest military post in country is illiterate even when its glaring that he attended military courses(that can be rated with Bsc, Masters and probably Phd). Why are Nigerians now complaining when Jonathan's government has reduced the military to errand boys? Its the fault of the government now!!!

Moreso, Janathan never really took the issue of security, and as a matter of facts, all issues that concern Nigerians serious until he realised that Nigerians want him out.

It is now that he is seeking re-election that he now knows that he should react to the yearnings of Nigerians. It only shows that if he comes back, now our suffering continues(NYSC). I felt he should have acted faster. But some people like the press as watchdogs cannot be fooled.

Moreso, I won't be surprised if the protesters are later seen skirmishing all because the money for the job done as promised was not dispensed to them or the promised amount reduced.

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Phones / Re: How To Watch Live Football On Android Phone by yomanovic: 5:55pm On Mar 05, 2015
kudoxs:
i have slyba tv already but i cant seem to find any channel that shows live football

s ybla does it
Phones / Re: How To Watch Live Football On Android Phone by yomanovic: 5:54pm On Mar 05, 2015
kudoxs:
i have slyba tv already but i cant seem to find any channel that shows live football

bro you are too anxious. cool down. subs does the magic
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Is A Crude Woman, Says APC by yomanovic: 6:57am On Mar 05, 2015
I love Mitchel Obama!!!!

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Politics / Re: Card Readers: INEC To Hold Mock Elections In 12 States by yomanovic: 9:16pm On Mar 03, 2015
dunkem21:
JEGA is indeed incompetent.

Check my posts in February to see where INEC copied this idea of mock elections to test their PVC's and integrity of their data.

They should also put up a Q & A session where Nigerians will ask questions and be educated about the machine and the electoral process... One of them is what happens if the PVC machine is vandalized? ..and a thousand and one loading ..

So, if the election is on Valentine's day, when would you have conducted the mock elections? eh ..JEGA?

Listen to me, Nigerians; I can give to you the freest, easiest, fairest and credibilest(my word) elections in history.

You can vote inside the bus, @ the beach, or on your bed!

Call my bluff grin

Sharrap abeg. The postponement of election has definitely made GEJ to go back to the drawing which is what everyone is doing. Of course, if the election is further postponed, there will always be more to do before it is eventually conducted since this is the first time such a system is done. I'm not in the line of science but I know an experiment is never perfect at the one exercise.

So fuckoff to hell with your vain intelligence, bastard.
Politics / Re: Card Readers: INEC To Hold Mock Elections In 12 States by yomanovic: 9:07pm On Mar 03, 2015
SeverusSnape:
That's the best thing to do.
Left for Jega, He would have gone ahead without testing the machines.
GEJ all the way....

I feel very disappointed each time GEJ is being mentioned as if he has done anything those youths mentioning his name have benefited from other than the campaign monies shared to them and already spent. We really need to move forward in this country. Mehn, and we need to realise that things need a turn around in this country.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Arrested Twice In United States; Lai Muhammed Wears Pampers - FFK by yomanovic: 4:06pm On Mar 03, 2015
Curlieweed:


Buhari wants to become another absentee president like his Katsina brother, Yardy.

Sai NoAbsenteePresident.

Yar'ardua meant well for Nigeria. So i'll rather have an absentee president who cares about the people than the present who offered nothing but negative impacts on the people.
Phones / MMI Code Error: Engineers In The House, Pls Help. by yomanovic: 3:19pm On Mar 02, 2015
Engineers in the house, please I need your help. I just got a Samsung galaxy S3 but I realised this problem on it. When I try to check credit or do some other things, it shows 'MMI CODE ERROR OR NETWORK PROBLEM'. Is there anything I can do to it please?
Politics / Re: Checkout Photo Of Youths Rocking "AskProfOsinbajo" Polo by yomanovic: 12:53pm On Mar 02, 2015
Aprime:
Three ídiots.

Relax. I'm only watching a movie and that's the title.

I bet you were left drooling for more when you watch 'the three idiots' just the way every Nigeria is routing for change. #naijatiredofGEJ

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