₦airaland Forum

haywire07:
no , she's obviously pained.

She doesn't want to be called olosho because she doesn't stand by the road side

shamecurls:
Does it apply to food too.

What in a case if after eating the food and discover it's not tasty. Can I return the empty pack and demand I get served what is deemed fit

Elder001:
which assurance are you talking about

awesomesossy:
BirthmateBirthmate

jessca048:
yes such kinda girls still exist. I am one

HARDDON:
HANDLING LUV AND BALLS

12. NEVER SWALLOW HER COMPLIMENTS/FUN JABS LIKE A DUCK:

Only average guys do that. Guys like us never THANK a lady for complimenting us nor go telling her she looks good too with a weak weary smile. Rather, that is the best time we switch into our elements.


She: hmmm, u look so handsome

Me: Yea I know! thatz why you love me so. pull her close and kiss her

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She: Hmmm, nice fragrance

ME: Dont even think about it, the last time you told me that, b4 i knew it, you were rape riding me!

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She: This your dab today, hmmmm, hope these girls wouldnt steal you from me as you go out?!

Me: I hope so too . (then burst out laughing.)
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She: I love your body built

Me: Yea? (pull her close and pick her up and swing her until she begs you to drop her, when she is panting, ask her: ' still like my body built?'

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She: Your palms are so soft

Me: Yet you go screaming when I spank them bo0ty on dogg7 right?

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She: I love your lips
Me: No, you aint getting any kiss this morning


see? we never swallow compliments. We swing them around.


SENSE PILL 125

Compliments are like snow balls, when she hits you with a lil ball of it, make sure you multiply by 5 and hit her back. Only duck sets their bum to swallow them and kill the fun

ehie:
what is gallant about Nigerian Soldiers.

They are gallant yet a one year old is burnt in the hoispital ward suckling her mothers breast

they are gallant and burnt 800 houses in Benue

they are gallant yet Fulanis kidnappes own Abuja/ Kaduna roads

Thay are gallant yet 71 were killed in Kaduna on Sunday

they are gallant yet fulanis slaughter us like fowls everyday.

just say yeye Nigerian army...they are being paid for nothing, they cannot even protect a chicken

i forgot, they even bombed innocent cilillains in Taraba and Rann

Killed 1000 shites

Let Boko Haram kidnap and release Dapchi girls

Gallant ko, gala ni

NLevents:
I knew sex related contents will be there. Smh

MrBrownJay1:
having feeling for a known deceitful/untrustworthy/unfaithful woman is not wrong, because if you did love her then it will take a while before you can get rid of what you truly felt for her (you dont turn off love like a light switch)... but it seems you still want to be with her and THATS WRONG!!!

in due time, you will forget about ever meeting this demon, then you'll meet a great woman who will treat you right and finally be happy again. no big deal bro.... so get back on your feet, dust yourself off and move on with your merry life.

blackpanthar:
Mr ASSISTING BOYFRIEND

You are so not ready for a relationship.... Your so called lover has a SIDE-DUDE.... yet you continue... are you an Internally Displaced Person?
Is that not enough to show you that she is NOT your own?

YOUR PROBLEM is you didnt get enough knowledge on what a relationship should be BEFORE you jumped into it. Maybe you have been thinking with you dik all these while... right now receive your DELIVERANCE and go and buy books and have sense to study and UNDERSTAND THOROUGHLY what DATING means before u enter.

Stop being emotionally ABUSED by the so called girl o... because am sure if WE ASK YOU WHY U LOVE HER.... it won't be for her character BUT for her looks or sex or some stuuuupid stuff... So ITS TIME TO GROW UP..

blackpanthar:
Mr ASSISTING BOYFRIEND

You are so not ready for a relationship.... Your so called lover has a SIDE-DUDE.... yet you continue... are you an Internally Displaced Person?
Is that not enough to show you that she is NOT your own?

YOUR PROBLEM is you didnt get enough knowledge on what a relationship should be BEFORE you jumped into it. Maybe you have been thinking with you dik all these while... right now receive your DELIVERANCE and go and buy books and have sense to study and UNDERSTAND THOROUGHLY what DATING means before u enter.

Stop being emotionally ABUSED by the so called girl o... because am sure if WE ASK YOU WHY U LOVE HER.... it won't be for her character BUT for her looks or sex or some stuuuupid stuff... So ITS TIME TO GROW UP..