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 Romance › Re: You Are Not Pure If You Don't See This (pic): Just For Fun by YorubaDemon(m): 9:20pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
ireneony:who stick epp? will stick provide entertainment for the night! where your boyfriend? why him allow you to dey bored like this! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: You Are Not Pure If You Don't See This (pic): Just For Fun by YorubaDemon(m): 9:06pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
ireneony:you pure! with those lips  abeg make i dress up go hunt woman for club, no make me laugh this night 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: You Are Not Pure If You Don't See This (pic): Just For Fun by YorubaDemon(m): 9:04pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
sister you cant ask we demons to see something else that one na boobi finish  2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Take A Look At Yourself!!! by YorubaDemon(m): 5:52pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Oyind17:you words be like bomb |
| Romance › Re: Take A Look At Yourself!!! by YorubaDemon(m): 5:48pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Oyind17:dem don killz am |
| Romance › Re: Take A Look At Yourself!!! by YorubaDemon(m): 5:42pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
asuo27:what is your name ? your brain is good |
| Romance › Re: Take A Look At Yourself!!! by YorubaDemon(m): 5:32pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
| Romance › Re: Take A Look At Yourself!!! by YorubaDemon(m): 5:28pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
asuo27:even we demons don't my sister |
| Romance › Re: How 2 Spot A Hoe by YorubaDemon(m): 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
we agree no level  |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:52am On Aug 25, 2016 |
A long line of willing hearts in your future. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/USGP.jpg As a Yoruba Demon, your work is never done. So you keep moving forward. Break more hearts and don’t look back. lalasticala do the needful 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:48am On Aug 25, 2016 |
A string of broken hearts in your wake. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/giphy1.gif Break them! All of them. 10 broken hearts is nothing to a true Yoruba demon. Break them and walk way like a superstar! 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:46am On Aug 25, 2016 |
Roaming eyes. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Obama_Checking_It_Out.jpeg Your eyes are constantly scouting for the next target. It’s a hard knock life, really. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:45am On Aug 25, 2016 |
A Cheating Spirit. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/101.jpg When you have no heart, a cheating spirit settles into where your heart should be. And you take your final place as a Yoruba Demon. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:42am On Aug 25, 2016 |
A lying tongue. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/COsGYHCWIAAdXmO.jpg-large.jpg You cannot let them suspect you. You have to be a smooth operator. Lie circles around them. It’s your legacy. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:39am On Aug 25, 2016 |
A sincere smile. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/power-omari-hardwick-smile-600.jpg This is how you melt all girls’ hearts. When you smile, panties should drop, hearts should open, intestines should sing! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:37am On Aug 25, 2016 |
Like 23 Side Chics. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Olivia-Pope-Scandal-side-chick-urbsocietymagazine.png You populate the Samsung Galaxy contact list with these ones. They’re the ones you spend all your money on. But you never, EVER get photographed with them. That never ends well. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:36am On Aug 25, 2016 |
A main chic...an actual main girlfriend. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mgid-uma-image-mtv.com-9463029.jpg The girl you show to the world. This is the person whose number you store on the iPhone. The one you love and plan to marry. Almost always an Igbo* girl. She can match you heartlessness for heartlessness. *Igbo: (adj) Igbo, as used here, does not refer to the tribe. The Term ‘Igbo’ describes a heartless – sometimes cheating – person. Usually female. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:34am On Aug 25, 2016 |
A Plush Ride...Toyota Camry and Above. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mediahoarders_com-davido-counts-his-blessings-shows-off-his-g-wagon-range-rover-suv-in-new-photo-02.jpg Now, Lagos Big Boys can just show off their car keys. That’s not enough for a Yoruba Demon. You have to have the actual car. Girls have to see you in that car. How else will you convince them that you can take care of them? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:33am On Aug 25, 2016 |
Dark shades. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tuface.jpg Aviators or Ray Bans. These are to protect your eye movements. You can be talking to one girl and impregnating scoping like 4 others. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:31am On Aug 25, 2016 |
A supporting phone...Usually a Samsung Galaxy Mobile. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/a-hostess-displays-the-galaxy-s6-edge-smartphone-at-the-samsung-galaxy-unpacked-event-before-the-mobile-world-congress-in-barcelona-march-1-2015.jpg Also always the latest model. I swear there’s a reason why 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:30am On Aug 25, 2016 |
A main phone...usually an iPhone. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/iPhone-6s-and-Plus-Color-Comparison-Space-Black-Gold-Rose-2-630x421.jpg Always the latest iPhone. I’ll explain the reason in coming numbers. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:28am On Aug 25, 2016 |
Number 3 The Black Trad. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/uti09.jpg Wear it. Look devastatingly hot in it. This is for the elite club of lucifer’s henchmen. The Black Trad is for the higher ranking Yoruba Demons. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:25am On Aug 25, 2016 |
Number2; The White Trad. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/COxq4U0VAAAsxbN.jpg If you don’t have a white trad – Agbada, Buba and Sokoto – starched with tears and broken hearts, you’re honestly not ready to undertake this journey. 2 Likes |
| Romance › The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon by YorubaDemon(op): 11:12am On Aug 25, 2016 |
Lagos big boy =/= Yoruba** Demon; But they do share some similarities. And contrary to popular opinion, anyone can be a Yoruba Demon. **Yoruba: (adj) Yoruba, as used here, does not refer to the tribe. The Term ‘Yoruba’ describes a heartless, cheating, lying person. Usually male. Number1 : A gaping hole where your heart should be, who love epp? Troway your heart! 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Romance › Re: S*x Before Marriage Is OK As Long As It’s Mutually Pleasurable – Female Pastor by YorubaDemon(m): 10:09am On Aug 25, 2016 |
Remain blessed pastor |
