₦airaland Forum

TIDDOLL:
I don't knw why someone will just think the next thing to do,is become a DEMON

who your opinion epp?

Oyind17:
You dey control like 10 women abi?

a gentleman never reveals anything

MacSmart:
oh, there u are! just tell me what part of hell u r from and yr mission on earth. Thanks

thats classified information

so as your pastor pray reach you still no get sense

she try

Oyind17:
You want make we kill the guy Only me fit kee am

that one small

MacSmart:
which one be Yoruba Demon

yes what can i do for you?

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i dey wait to see wetin you know about us

firstking01:
And what's wrong with it, you dnt have respect for God and his servants ba…you even posted pastor mike winning's picture here, Chai, may God have mercy on u.

laugh and go thank you

Cc: Lalasticlala
seun

plenty more

plenty more

more

more

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What do you think?
Cc: Lalasticlala

are you talking to yourself or am i seeing double

Cc: Lalasticlala

http://thenakedconvos.com/13-things-people-grew-face-i-face-compounds-can-relate/

13. When NEPA brings light and the children in the compound will not let you hear word again

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Now all the children wee be shouting ‘UP NEPA’, ‘UP NEPA’ upandan!

12. When two girls start fighting over boyfriend or stolen pant

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*tears bra, weavon, pant and shimi*

11. When they bring all the accumulated NEPA bill to the compound

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We never hexperred it.

10. When you are watching a movie and your neighbour’s children ‘chook’ head through your window

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If I konk you people’s head now, they wee say I am wicked!

9. How all the tenants turn up for a neighbour’s child’s naming ceremony

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*Now Singing* Ceeeeleeeebrayyyyshun time, c’mon, let’s celebrate!

7. The other tenants, when Iya Bisi starts frying her delicious puff puff

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Let me wait five minutes before I go and knock!

6. After watching the Indian film – Teri Meherbaniyan, everyone in your compound will be like…

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Especially that time the dog was crying by the graveside!

5. All the kabashing and shouting that happen at the weekly prayer meetings

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When the landlord leads the prayers and goes…. Every tenant, I say EVERY TENANT… holding my destiny should do what? Fall down and die! DIE! DIE! DIE!

4. How you escape from your room when you see all your neighbors coming to say ‘WELCOME’ because you just came back from a trip
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Don’t welcome me. Where did I go sef. Ordinary Cotonou and you people are welcoming me. If I now go to London nko?

3. When it is time for monthly compound meeting
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They will now start tabling all the fuckups in the compound like Mama Azeez, your soup dey too smell, you fit reduce the smell?

2. When need to take a dump and another tenant has been stuck in the toilet for the past one hour
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After downing a plate of hot porridge beans, ukpaka, two boiled eggs and one bottle of Small Stout.

In the heart of different cities in Nigeria, lies certain aggregation of houses known as ‘Face-Me-I-Face-You’. The life over there is on a whole-noda-level, I tell you.

So for those that had the ‘luxury’ of growing up in such quarters, these are some of the things they can understand perfectly:

1. The struggle to bathe every morning
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With just one bathroom for 50+ people, I don’t need to explain the struggle.