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FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by YoshiMaster: 11:01am On Jun 25, 2016
I vote refiner kiss

Cc: nljega
RomanceRe: Mistakes Guys Do In The Act Of Wooing That Back-fires by YoshiMaster: 8:15pm On Apr 23, 2015
For every girl that has ever rejected me in this life, I shall pay them back with a most successful me. That's my word!
RomanceRe: Confession Time:come In And Confess by YoshiMaster: 5:33pm On Apr 23, 2015
Vickybee:
Hehehe..
Take it easy, dude.
I'm not an alpha feminist.
I'm a feminist who believe in equality.
I don't have any power to domineer any man.
Don't be afraid of who you are, you are a strong female.

An alpha male can't be dominated anyways, but I mean you're alpha in the sense that you're striving for your independence in most facets of your life. At least I got that from your posts, sorta like a Beyonce swag.

I think that's awesome!
RomanceRe: Twerking For Weight Loss? by YoshiMaster: 3:32pm On Apr 23, 2015
Well it seems to be working for Miley, as she attempts to pull off the disappearing act. So I don't see why it wouldn't work for you grin

"Somewhere in Amerca, Miley Cyrus is still twerking"
RomanceRe: Confession Time:come In And Confess by YoshiMaster: 3:27pm On Apr 23, 2015
Well, I'd love a shot with vickybee. An alpha male and an alpha feminist have no choice but to become an A-List couple. We'll see...
RomanceRe: PIC: Is This The Nastiest Yogurt In The World? Made Of Female's Natural Flora by YoshiMaster: 3:02pm On Apr 23, 2015
pretydiva:
Were are d guys dat luv 2 such women's cum huh..food don cm 4 una oo
Hehe, I laughed at this cheesy

Like, come boys, dinner is served grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland And Insulting Comments. by YoshiMaster: 2:57pm On Apr 23, 2015
@OP, tell me why it bothers you?

Yes, it sucks to see nairalanders comment out of hate, I more often prefer the funny trolls, but what you gonna do?

Look, there are a lot of psychos on nairaland, so you have a choice to either respond or to not respond.

A poster once commented on the robbery that happened in Lekki, saying "I love that dead girls bum". Tell me what you're supposed to do with comments like that.

Ignore, Ignore, Ignore, unless of course you just want to engage for fun or enlightenment.
RomanceRe: Stupid Things That Boys And Girls Do Nowadays To Appear Cool by YoshiMaster: 2:31pm On Apr 17, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ This is rubbish.. How is it silly to reply a whatsapp message in a Social setting … Not even a Formal setting.

6. If you can't afford large screen multimedia phones then stop hating.

2. That's why its called selfie( You take the shot yourself) Taking selfies is not silly . you didn't buy the phone first em'

3. Using fake accents is not silly. People use it for various reasons..Business, Entertainment, Learning e.t.c. Ronaldo is a Portuguese yet attempts to speak English with a British Accent..
How can you speak Spanish with a Nigerian accent or speak English and sound like an Ibadan Farmer..
We were colonised by Britain and if you're speaking English, it must be like them or almost like them or stick to Pidgin or your native language.


Utter Baloney
https://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140901214040/youtube/images/e/e5/Dan_ripping_shirt_off.gif
RomanceRe: Lmaaoo!!! Guy Puts His Date On Blast For Ordering 'expensive' Food Like His by YoshiMaster: 11:33pm On Apr 16, 2015
RomanceRe: Lmaaoo!!! Guy Puts His Date On Blast For Ordering 'expensive' Food Like His by YoshiMaster: 11:25pm On Apr 16, 2015
A fellow nairalander has already told us how to go on a date with N200, that's $1.

So yes, he should be pissed. That is like 28 dates worth of food she ordered. That nairalander would have gone on 28 dates with that and would probably have gotten married by date 25 or something, smh undecided
RomanceRe: Romance Section Reunion Thread (how To Move The Section Forward) by YoshiMaster: 10:48pm On Apr 16, 2015
KingTom:
We are here to discuss serious business, keep off if you are not here to do same! angry
Kabiyesi ooo, the king has spoken!
RomanceRe: Romance Section Reunion Thread (how To Move The Section Forward) by YoshiMaster: 10:43pm On Apr 16, 2015
KingTom:
E pain me too much!! angry
Kpele, have a drink with one of your princesses here and wait for better days ahead.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Reunion Thread (how To Move The Section Forward) by YoshiMaster: 10:38pm On Apr 16, 2015
KingTom:
Contribute something tangible or go out! It is your kind who forced Xynerise hands into opening this thread, you people have turned this section into a disgraceful market place! Nostalgia is all I have! I remember the days when sane men roamed this section, great minds shared ideas, now look at it! Even the Miss/Mr Nairaland contests are shadows of themselves! It is time to take things into our own hands, we shall not sit back and watch all of you plunge this section into oblivion! No we shall not! I personally will lead a revolution! We shall bring CHANGE!!!! You just wait, soon you shall all respect this section and I pray we return her back to her former glory!!!!!!!! This We swear!!!!! angry
Aworinde, Thomas Chisom Adekunle
undecided be like say this guy don tear shirt oo!
RomanceRe: Hilarious Dating Tips For Broke Guys :how To Have An Amazing Date With N200 by YoshiMaster: 10:33pm On Apr 16, 2015
Tabh:
Broke asss MFs,they have nothing to offer..and they would be the first to diss girls.
N what are you offering huh
RomanceRe: Hilarious Dating Tips For Broke Guys :how To Have An Amazing Date With N200 by YoshiMaster: 10:29pm On Apr 16, 2015
Dinner + Movie + Drinks, men they all start to add up.

OP, I'm gonna try this on my next date, just that I don't know a suitable forest in Lagos for us to picnic in.
RomanceRe: Hilarious Dating Tips For Broke Guys :how To Have An Amazing Date With N200 by YoshiMaster: 10:24pm On Apr 16, 2015
Damn it, I've been laughing at this since last week cheesy

grin “what the heck am I doing on this bicycle or with this dude?” grin
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by YoshiMaster: 9:46pm On Apr 16, 2015
Lala247:
.

So uve never cried over a chic

god dey look u ohh
Tah, cry huh I reject it.

Only for my first love and maybe if I love and lose again.

Not these everyday girls men, not them.
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by YoshiMaster: 9:44pm On Apr 16, 2015
godoluwa:
me ke? i fear women pass shekau.
I tell u home-slice. Dem talk say, heaven knows no wrath like a woman scorned. So it's best to just breakup from far far away.
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by YoshiMaster: 9:42pm On Apr 16, 2015
Lala247:
No but common u willstil some type of way its human .. U guys act tuff but ur more emotional we chics cry one day we don move on grin
Oh please! Girls are way, way more emotional, so iron believe that pic, not one bit, nope!

Who d fvk is that crying nigggah huh

Dat nigggah fall my hand men, big time angry
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by YoshiMaster: 9:37pm On Apr 16, 2015
godoluwa:
No tell me sey u dey fear ur gal
Guy! Don't underestimate women ooo; hot water, acid, knife... these are all very real weapons angry
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by YoshiMaster: 9:36pm On Apr 16, 2015
Lala247:
But i think guys hurt more sha u no see that pic smiley
Doesn't apply to me sha, unless I'm in love and how many times do guys fall in love huh Not a lot, I tell ya!
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by YoshiMaster: 9:27pm On Apr 16, 2015
Lala247:
Lol via text u know oga u wicked oh .. U dont even tell her to her face .. Chai
Face to face shocked

Do you even like me huh

Abeg, I am hoping to see many more years in this life.
RomanceRe: Mind Blowing Facts About Kissing by YoshiMaster: 9:24pm On Apr 16, 2015
I'm going out for a kiss now, it's beautiful outside.

Nairalanders are free to join me, I got enough kisses on me for everyone ; please, only women angry
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by YoshiMaster: 9:21pm On Apr 16, 2015
I break up via text, so iron really know how she take it undecided
RomanceRe: How Can I Find True Love? by YoshiMaster: 9:11pm On Apr 16, 2015
OP, I found him:

https://www.nairaland.com/truelove

but I don't think he's active, could it be that true love doesn't exist huh
Technology MarketRe: tech new by YoshiMaster(op): 7:08pm On Apr 16, 2015
Still Available.

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