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RomanceRe: How Will U React To This Question As A Guy? by YoshiMaster: 11:49pm On Mar 07, 2015
kemele3:
to me I will say my mind to her
...and what exactly is in that filthy mind of yours huh
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong For A Lady To Propose To A Man? by YoshiMaster: 5:17pm On Mar 07, 2015
Ishilove:
Shawa or Kote?
StockFish and BongaFish angry
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong For A Lady To Propose To A Man? by YoshiMaster: 5:08pm On Mar 07, 2015
So as soon as IshiLove hits a thread, it makes front page.

Hmmmm, I smell fishes angry
RomanceRe: My Wife Doesn't Allow Me Smooch Her During Sex by YoshiMaster: 4:28pm On Mar 07, 2015
@OP, do you eat sushi huh
RomanceRe: What Is It That Always Stimulate You? by YoshiMaster: 4:23pm On Mar 07, 2015
RomanceRe: Woman 'wrapperism' by YoshiMaster: 3:32pm On Mar 07, 2015
SportsRe: Obafemi Martins Buys Brand New G-wagon For His Babymama (photos) by YoshiMaster: 3:18pm On Mar 07, 2015
All these nairaland babes, u see ya sef huh

When person dey chase you, you no gree... I for even buy the white one for una sef.

Too late now angry
RomanceRe: Which Of These Three Is The Best Punishment To A Ladies. by YoshiMaster: 4:42am On Mar 07, 2015
I thought when we were younger, the worst punishment was a good spanking huh

So why don't you just spank her and tell her she has been very nauggghty!
RomanceRe: How Girls And Guys React To Their Mates Finding New Partners by YoshiMaster: 4:32am On Mar 07, 2015
Reminds me of one joke I heard:


Why cant guys answer their phones on SPEAKER in front of their ladies when their guy friends call?


For instance, your girlfriends friend calls her on speaker in front of you:

Your-Girl: Hello
Her-Friend: Hey Girl!
Your-Girl: Hey you, how are you?
Her-Friend: I'm Okay, just...


Now what happens when your guy-friend calls you on speaker in front of your bae:


You: Hello!
Guy-Friend: [size=15pt]BIIITCHES, BIIITCHES, BIIITCHES, WHERE THEM BIIITCHES AT[/size] huh
RomanceRe: Our Question To All Ladies? by YoshiMaster: 4:19am On Mar 07, 2015
RomanceRe: How To Catch A Nairaland Babe.. by YoshiMaster: 4:03am On Mar 07, 2015
Why try to catch an illusion?

Fight your way back to reality, check the spinning top to make sure it stops spinning.

[img]http://media./media/yXCye58cRyxy0/giphy.gif[/img]
RomanceRe: Some Topics Most Of Our Nairaland Guys Don't Joke With! by YoshiMaster: 1:45am On Mar 06, 2015
OP, at least you should have let a lady come up with the counter thread.



...oh sorry, your name is LesbianBoy, guess that's as good as having a lady write it. Proceed ->
RomanceRe: Guys, Ladies: What Would You Do If You Were To Be In This Situation? by YoshiMaster: 1:41am On Mar 06, 2015
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing You Can Do For The One You Love? by YoshiMaster: 1:06am On Mar 06, 2015
I once killed myself for her, only to see that she was nacking another guy in my absence...

so I came back angry
RomanceRe: Important Tips For All Ladies by YoshiMaster: 12:58am On Mar 06, 2015
22. Stop spending too much time in front of the mirror.

You have been warned, you don't know what happens when you stare at the mirror too long.

https://crypticphilosopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mirror-girl.gif
RomanceRe: Candid Advice For Our Lovely Ever Choosy Ladies by YoshiMaster: 2:10am On Mar 03, 2015
MzNelly:
Okay; good luck with that then. 
[color=#e74c3c]
Thanks, already starting to see results.

Till we meet again, stay safe and away from vampires, except me, night!
[/color]
RomanceRe: Candid Advice For Our Lovely Ever Choosy Ladies by YoshiMaster: 1:57am On Mar 03, 2015
MzNelly:
Oh, I see. Everyone wants to be a vampire these days.
How much does it pay, anyway?
[color=#3498db]It doesn't pay cash, but rather in pink lips. Since most ladies want a man with pink lips, most men have now taken to vampiring.[/color] https://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/vampire/smileys-vampire-780688.gif


[color=#3498db]So that we can get pink/red lips like this [/color]https://media.tumblr.com/406f87d2d35d3d47035c92817940de8b/tumblr_inline_moxqrkMQ3t1qz4rgp.gif
RomanceRe: Candid Advice For Our Lovely Ever Choosy Ladies by YoshiMaster: 1:42am On Mar 03, 2015
MzNelly:
Go to bed, follow-follow   undecided
Can't yet, the sun is still down, I'm a vampire
https://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/vampire/smileys-vampire-365380.gif
RomanceRe: Candid Advice For Our Lovely Ever Choosy Ladies by YoshiMaster: 1:32am On Mar 03, 2015
MzNelly:
Da fuq?  huh
Huh  huh
RomanceRe: Candid Advice For Our Lovely Ever Choosy Ladies by YoshiMaster: 1:26am On Mar 03, 2015
MzNelly:
Awwn, gracias. smiley
[color=#87794e]de nada![/color]
RomanceRe: Candid Advice For Our Lovely Ever Choosy Ladies by YoshiMaster: 1:14am On Mar 03, 2015
MzNelly:
I'm fine as I am, I love and adore me.
So I'm good. smiley Thank you.
[color=#f39c12]Well you should always love yourself, so I like the fact the you do.[/color]
RomanceRe: Candid Advice For Our Lovely Ever Choosy Ladies by YoshiMaster: 12:47am On Mar 03, 2015
MzNelly:
Saying I'm in the negative direction? shocked shocked
[color=#d35400]Well either that, or you're stuck in neutral; the latter being better than the former, but both equally needing a shove in the right direction.[/color]
RomanceRe: Candid Advice For Our Lovely Ever Choosy Ladies by YoshiMaster: 12:28am On Mar 03, 2015
MzNelly:
Inspiration for change? Lol
Tell me, why would I want to be inspired to change because you said I should?
I'm pretty comfortable. undecided
[color=#c0392b]It's always comfy when you're in your bubble, your comfort zone, while change seems scary.

Everyone should embrace change miss, in the positive direction, regardless of how comfortable they may feel at the moment.
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RomanceRe: Candid Advice For Our Lovely Ever Choosy Ladies by YoshiMaster: 12:11am On Mar 03, 2015
MzNelly:
smiley Lol, don't even try.
[color=#8e44ad]I could be your inspiration for change though, but yeah, I know the code - Don't start nothing, won't be nothing. [/color]
RomanceRe: Candid Advice For Our Lovely Ever Choosy Ladies by YoshiMaster: 11:51pm On Mar 02, 2015
MzNelly:
Yes, I am. And I can't help it. smiley
[color=#8e44ad]Well shoooot, who am I to change ya?[/color]
RomanceRe: Candid Advice For Our Lovely Ever Choosy Ladies by YoshiMaster: 11:41pm On Mar 02, 2015
MzNelly:
[color=#99color]Did I call you silly?[/color] huh
Nope, just an observation. Guess it's cause you're always awful.
RomanceRe: Candid Advice For Our Lovely Ever Choosy Ladies by YoshiMaster: 11:34pm On Mar 02, 2015
MzNelly:
Not every silly thought that pops into your head is thread-worthy
Learn! undecided
Y you going round calling errbody stupid?
RomanceRe: List Romance Movies Best For Me by YoshiMaster: 8:43pm On Mar 02, 2015
Every lady I've met swears by "THE NOTEBOOK", so I guess it has to be good if you're feeling soft and wanna cry grin
RomanceRe: Things Guys Do That Are Damn Cute And Sexy by YoshiMaster: 8:38pm On Mar 02, 2015
Ehhhnnnn! Farano, you are having zexx huh

Does your mummy know huh
RomanceRe: Is It True That Short Ladies Donot Make Good House Wife? by YoshiMaster: 7:29pm On Mar 02, 2015
Cutehector:
I looooove petit ladies. So easy to cuddle. grin
Tell em oooo.

Though I love all ladies, but petite ladies sha, chai!

You can just lift them with one hand, they can help you while you do push ups by laying on your back for additional weight.

Plus, they are adorable, so fluffy wuffy!
RomanceRe: Can Girls Live Without Attention? by YoshiMaster: 2:31am On Mar 02, 2015
iceberylin:
Can supermods coup agains seun undecided
Can Ireneony win Seuns heart?

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