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kemele3:...and what exactly is in that filthy mind of yours ![]() |
Ishilove:StockFish and BongaFish ![]() |
So as soon as IshiLove hits a thread, it makes front page. Hmmmm, I smell fishes ![]() |
@OP, do you eat sushi ![]() |
Hitting the Gym ![]() [img]http://1.bp..com/-J4Vo4twbt3g/UriO9bIjhLI/AAAAAAAAPeo/XdLn9ScbTn8/s1600/Anastacia-Sokolova.gif[/img] and sports [img]http://3.bp..com/-8HckOFc1hq8/UsHxEcI_WqI/AAAAAAAAPog/WfRhHeAYbqU/s1600/Bridget-Moynahan.gif[/img] |
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All these nairaland babes, u see ya sef ![]() When person dey chase you, you no gree... I for even buy the white one for una sef. Too late now ![]() |
I thought when we were younger, the worst punishment was a good spanking ![]() So why don't you just spank her and tell her she has been very nauggghty! |
Reminds me of one joke I heard: Why cant guys answer their phones on SPEAKER in front of their ladies when their guy friends call? For instance, your girlfriends friend calls her on speaker in front of you: Your-Girl: Hello Her-Friend: Hey Girl! Your-Girl: Hey you, how are you? Her-Friend: I'm Okay, just... Now what happens when your guy-friend calls you on speaker in front of your bae: You: Hello! Guy-Friend: [size=15pt]BIIITCHES, BIIITCHES, BIIITCHES, WHERE THEM BIIITCHES AT[/size] ![]() |
@MrRooster, do you think all this is by accident ![]() [img]http://3.bp..com/-nTNC1lPsvsE/UyDIY7p945I/AAAAAAAA3Zg/bLPp9fQSu3Y/s1600/Hyomin+T-ara+Lovely+Girl+GIF+%284%29.gif[/img] https://31.media.tumblr.com/644a375c1558935067cdad5f4491d5b1/tumblr_moy31koq3Y1s1qs30o1_1280.gif Just enjoy it and flaunt her to all for her efforts. |
Why try to catch an illusion? Fight your way back to reality, check the spinning top to make sure it stops spinning. [img]http://media./media/yXCye58cRyxy0/giphy.gif[/img] |
OP, at least you should have let a lady come up with the counter thread. ...oh sorry, your name is LesbianBoy, guess that's as good as having a lady write it. Proceed -> |
I once killed myself for her, only to see that she was nacking another guy in my absence... so I came back ![]() |
22. Stop spending too much time in front of the mirror. You have been warned, you don't know what happens when you stare at the mirror too long. https://crypticphilosopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mirror-girl.gif |
MzNelly:[color=#e74c3c]Okay; good luck with that then. Thanks, already starting to see results.[/color] |
MzNelly:Oh, I see. Everyone wants to be a vampire these days. [color=#3498db]It doesn't pay cash, but rather in pink lips. Since most ladies want a man with pink lips, most men have now taken to vampiring.[/color] https://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/vampire/smileys-vampire-780688.gif [color=#3498db]So that we can get pink/red lips like this [/color]https://media.tumblr.com/406f87d2d35d3d47035c92817940de8b/tumblr_inline_moxqrkMQ3t1qz4rgp.gif |
MzNelly:Go to bed, follow-follow Can't yet, the sun is still down, I'm a vampirehttps://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/vampire/smileys-vampire-365380.gif |
MzNelly:Da fuq? Huh |
MzNelly:[color=#87794e]de nada![/color] |
MzNelly:[color=#f39c12]Well you should always love yourself, so I like the fact the you do.[/color] |
MzNelly:[color=#d35400]Well either that, or you're stuck in neutral; the latter being better than the former, but both equally needing a shove in the right direction.[/color] |
MzNelly:[color=#c0392b]It's always comfy when you're in your bubble, your comfort zone, while change seems scary. Everyone should embrace change miss, in the positive direction, regardless of how comfortable they may feel at the moment.[/color] |
MzNelly:[color=#8e44ad]I could be your inspiration for change though, but yeah, I know the code - Don't start nothing, won't be nothing. [/color] |
MzNelly:[color=#8e44ad]Well shoooot, who am I to change ya?[/color] |
MzNelly:Nope, just an observation. Guess it's cause you're always awful. |
MzNelly:Y you going round calling errbody stupid? |
Every lady I've met swears by "THE NOTEBOOK", so I guess it has to be good if you're feeling soft and wanna cry ![]() |
Ehhhnnnn! Farano, you are having zexx ![]() Does your mummy know ![]() |
Cutehector:Tell em oooo. Though I love all ladies, but petite ladies sha, chai! You can just lift them with one hand, they can help you while you do push ups by laying on your back for additional weight. Plus, they are adorable, so fluffy wuffy! |
iceberylin:Can Ireneony win Seuns heart? |
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