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Something about women I just discover, check it out and tell me if is true or not: Between the ages of 15 – 20 a woman is like Obudu cattle ranch; She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20 – 30 a woman is like Abuja; Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. Between the ages of 30 – 35 a woman is like Sokoto; Very hot, wise and beatiful !!!!!!!! Between the ages of 35 – 40 a woman is like Ebonyi; She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable Between the ages of 40 – 50 a woman is like Biafra; She lost the war but not the hope. Between the ages of 50 – 60 She is like Kebbi; Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there. Between the ages of 60 – 70 a woman is like Kano; With a gloriuos past but no future. After 70, they become Borno. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. |
The Teachers' Friendly Parents |
My Year of Grace, MORE grace even ABUNDANT grace!!!!! |
I remember it was a first of a new year, I took my christmas cloth to iron, I dn't know what happened, but I heard "pffff", lo and behold, my cloth was burnt beyond amend. I was dazed, dn't know how, but tears start dropping. Since then, I dn't iron my christmas clothes, it's either my elder brother does it, or I wear it rumpled. |
foolishness at its peak. |
CharlieMaria: A beg this their 3GB for 1k still dey work? A beg wetin b d code?*777*21# |
Wetin concern me? |
TeamGlo! Why won't airtel lose customers with their data zapping? |
I think someone reincarnated! Nice one |
Which episode? |
Section 45(1) of the 1999 Constitution states that-paraphrase that no child shall be discriminated because of the circumstances surrounding his birth. So, the child has all the rights as a member of your family. On the issue of marriage, ex nihilo nihi fit- you can't something on nothing and expect it to stand. There was no marriage, so there can be no dissolution. |
Team2.1... I've got nothing to lose. And please, you should rather encourage people, not dissuade people with this kind of post from aspiring for good grades. Thanks! |
OMNI "everything" |
Proudly Efik! Love this place! Efik edi mbakara! |
Chanchit: Why is Messi better than all other players...?you are talking about talent there. But here, isn't the holy spirit suppose to teach and give utterence to the preacher? |
I was in Church one Sunday, while the preacher was preaching, I lost attention and concentration on the sermon. But when I got home, a preacher was preaching on t.v, and I had so much interest in the sermon that I forgot my lunch. I'm wondering why some preachers tend to capture people's attention so much, but others can't, although the same Bible is used. |
I am happy that a black man is "cynically exploiting" them oyinbos |
Basically, it is good to be african in whatever you do, ranging from marriage, foods you eat, languages you speak etc. I was prompted to post this thread because of a thread I saw on the front page "is traditional marriage complete?" Yes, traditional marriage is complete if and only if you want to be polygamous or if you want your estate to shared according to your native laws and custom when you die intestate. However, if you want your marriage to be monogamous, and your property be shared according to English laws on your dead intestate, statutory marriage is the one to go by. Statutory marriage is basically a marriage under the Marriage Act. This could take place in the Registry(court marriage), or in any "licenced place of worship" by a registrar or by an ordained minister of a religion. When parties (marriage is a contract) contract a customary law marriage, and later a statutory marriage, the statutory marriage in effect suspends the customary law marriage pending the dissolution of the statutory marriage by any court of competent jurisdiction. There are many benefits of contracting a statutory marriage compared to customary law, for example, as earlier stated, when a man dies intestate under a customary law marriage, his native law and custom will govern the distribution of his estate. For instance, using igbo native law and custom, if a man who has no male child and dies intestate, his igbo custom will transfer his estates to his brother or any male in his paternal family, but if he contracted a statutory marrige, it is the English laws that will govern the distribution of his estates which is usually to his nuclear family only, not minding the absence of a male child.Note: I stand to be corrected, if anybody thinks I'm wrong. |
The one that took the photo |
Ah! That is private nuisance o. Talk to him, if he doesn't change the position, use SELF-HELP(change it by yourself) |
This woman is really going to places, meeting people and making headlines she would ordinarily would not have made because of being faithful to God. |
Now, those are not 10 worst divorce cases, it is rather '10 Crazy divorce cases'. Hahaha... |
whatsoever that was built on sex, must be sustained by sex. What do you expect when you have sex with a guy on the first date? THINK!!! |
whatsoever that is built on sex, must be sustained by sex. What do you expect when you have sex with a guy on the first date? THINK!!! |
I recommend for f.p |
I just dey laugh... Pls, let me pee, nobody should take my seat o |
abeg, who get spare Nokia battery? |
Just one the gays using marriage to cover their disgusting act. Quit marriage @ once. My advice sha. |
Lolz... But u get mind to hug, kiss and ''did'' her o.. |
I heard of a guy who won #6Million on football bet last week |