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RomanceThe Nature Of Women by Yosifperfect(op): 8:26pm On Jan 07, 2015
Something about women I just discover, check it out and tell me if is true or not:

Between the ages of 15 – 20 a
woman is like Obudu
cattle ranch; She is half discovered,
half wild. Between the ages of 20 –
30 a woman is like Abuja;
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. Between the ages of 30 –
35 a woman is like Sokoto;
Very hot, wise and beatiful !!!!!!!!
Between the ages of 35 – 40 a
woman is like Ebonyi;
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable Between the ages
of 40 – 50 a woman is like Biafra;
She lost the war but not the hope.
Between the ages of 50 – 60 She is
like Kebbi; Very
wide, very quiet but nobody goes there. Between the ages of 60 – 70
a woman is like Kano;
With a gloriuos past but no future.
After 70, they become Borno.
Everyone knows where it is, but no
one wants to go there.
FamilyRe: 6 Categories Of Parents You Encountered In Primary School by Yosifperfect(m): 6:07pm On Jan 03, 2015
The Teachers' Friendly Parents
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy New Year 2015! by Yosifperfect(m): 12:10am On Jan 01, 2015
My Year of Grace, MORE grace even ABUNDANT grace!!!!!
Nairaland GeneralShare Your Worst Experience Of Iron-burnt by Yosifperfect(op): 1:40pm On Dec 27, 2014
I remember it was a first of a new year, I took my christmas cloth to iron, I dn't know what happened, but I heard "pffff", lo and behold, my cloth was burnt beyond amend. I was dazed, dn't know how, but tears start dropping. Since then, I dn't iron my christmas clothes, it's either my elder brother does it, or I wear it rumpled.
EducationRe: They Should Cancel The Art Class In Our Secondary Schools! by Yosifperfect(m): 10:39pm On Nov 13, 2014
foolishness at its peak.
PhonesRe: Glo Back As Nigeria's Second Largest Operator –NCC by Yosifperfect(m): 5:42am On Sep 23, 2014
CharlieMaria: A beg this their 3GB for 1k still dey work? A beg wetin b d code?
*777*21#
FashionRe: Ancient Egyptian Woman With 70 Hair Extensions Discovered by Yosifperfect(m): 5:38am On Sep 23, 2014
Wetin concern me?
PhonesRe: Glo Back As Nigeria's Second Largest Operator –NCC by Yosifperfect(m): 5:35am On Sep 23, 2014
TeamGlo! Why won't airtel lose customers with their data zapping?
Foreign AffairsRe: Mind Blowing Facts About Abraham Lincoln And John F Kennedy by Yosifperfect(m): 11:13am On Sep 13, 2014
I think someone reincarnated! Nice one
FamilyRe: I Slept With Our Driver Just To Have Children For My Hubby by Yosifperfect(m): 11:06am On Sep 13, 2014
Which episode?
RomanceRe: When Is A Woman Said To Be Married? by Yosifperfect(m): 10:18am On Sep 13, 2014
Section 45(1) of the 1999 Constitution states that-paraphrase that no child shall be discriminated because of the circumstances surrounding his birth. So, the child has all the rights as a member of your family. On the issue of marriage, ex nihilo nihi fit- you can't something on nothing and expect it to stand. There was no marriage, so there can be no dissolution.
EducationRe: Why You Must Not Finish With A 2.1 To Succeed At A Job Or In Life by Yosifperfect(m): 10:02am On Sep 13, 2014
Team2.1... I've got nothing to lose. And please, you should rather encourage people, not dissuade people with this kind of post from aspiring for good grades. Thanks!
Christianity EtcRe: Names Of God And Their Meanings by Yosifperfect(m): 12:39pm On Aug 31, 2014
OMNI "everything"
CultureRe: The Magic Of Calabar And Their Women by Yosifperfect(m): 7:02am On Aug 26, 2014
Proudly Efik! Love this place! Efik edi mbakara!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Some Preachers Capture The Congregations' Attention Than Others? by Yosifperfect(op): 1:05pm On Aug 17, 2014
Chanchit: Why is Messi better than all other players...?
you are talking about talent there. But here, isn't the holy spirit suppose to teach and give utterence to the preacher?
Christianity EtcWhy Do Some Preachers Capture The Congregations' Attention Than Others? by Yosifperfect(op): 12:07pm On Aug 17, 2014
I was in Church one Sunday, while the preacher was preaching, I lost attention and concentration on the sermon. But when I got home, a preacher was preaching on t.v, and I had so much interest in the sermon that I forgot my lunch. I'm wondering why some preachers tend to capture people's attention so much, but others can't, although the same Bible is used.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop David Oyedepo Barred From Entering The UK by Yosifperfect(m): 9:41am On Aug 16, 2014
I am happy that a black man is "cynically exploiting" them oyinbos
CultureThe Difference Between Customary Law Marriage And Statutory Marriage. by Yosifperfect(op): 12:28pm On Aug 10, 2014
Basically, it is good to be african in whatever you do, ranging from marriage, foods you eat, languages you speak etc. I was prompted to post this thread because of a thread I saw on the front page "is traditional marriage complete?" Yes, traditional marriage is complete if and only if you want to be polygamous or if you want your estate to shared according to your native laws and custom when you die intestate. However, if you want your marriage to be monogamous, and your property be shared according to English laws on your dead intestate, statutory marriage is the one to go by. Statutory marriage is basically a marriage under the Marriage Act. This could take place in the Registry(court marriage), or in any "licenced place of worship" by a registrar or by an ordained minister of a religion. When parties (marriage is a contract) contract a customary law marriage, and later a statutory marriage, the statutory marriage in effect suspends the customary law marriage pending the dissolution of the statutory marriage by any court of competent jurisdiction. There are many benefits of contracting a statutory marriage compared to customary law, for example, as earlier stated, when a man dies intestate under a customary law marriage, his native law and custom will govern the distribution of his estate. For instance, using igbo native law and custom, if a man who has no male child and dies intestate, his igbo custom will transfer his estates to his brother or any male in his paternal family, but if he contracted a statutory marrige, it is the English laws that will govern the distribution of his estates which is usually to his nuclear family only, not minding the absence of a male child.Note: I stand to be corrected, if anybody thinks I'm wrong.
CelebritiesRe: Hanging Out With 2baba(Picture) by Yosifperfect(m): 4:18pm On Aug 07, 2014
The one that took the photo
RomanceRe: He Disturbs Me With Generator Because I Said No To Him by Yosifperfect(m): 11:13pm On Jul 28, 2014
Ah! That is private nuisance o. Talk to him, if he doesn't change the position, use SELF-HELP(change it by yourself)
FamilyRe: Photos: Sudanese Woman Meriam Ibrahim Meets The Pope by Yosifperfect(m): 11:05am On Jul 26, 2014
This woman is really going to places, meeting people and making headlines she would ordinarily would not have made because of being faithful to God.
FamilyRe: Ten Worst Divorce Cases Ever by Yosifperfect(m): 1:10pm On Jun 29, 2014
Now, those are not 10 worst divorce cases, it is rather '10 Crazy divorce cases'. Hahaha...
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Being His Booty-call Girl. by Yosifperfect(m): 10:01pm On Dec 11, 2013
whatsoever that was built on sex, must be sustained by sex. What do you expect when you have sex with a guy on the first date? THINK!!!
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Being His Booty-call Girl. by Yosifperfect(m): 9:57pm On Dec 11, 2013
whatsoever that is built on sex, must be sustained by sex. What do you expect when you have sex with a guy on the first date? THINK!!!
RomanceRe: Top 10 Strange Ways To Make People Hate You by Yosifperfect(m): 11:06pm On Nov 27, 2013
I recommend for f.p
LiteratureRe: Single Lady by Yosifperfect(m): 11:27am On Nov 27, 2013
I just dey laugh... Pls, let me pee, nobody should take my seat o
FashionRe: Dressing Tips For Different Female Body Types by Yosifperfect(m): 3:48pm On Nov 26, 2013
abeg, who get spare Nokia battery?
RomanceRe: I Caught My Husband Sleeping With My Brother On Our Matrimonial Bed! Reader Need by Yosifperfect(m): 2:07pm On Nov 26, 2013
Just one the gays using marriage to cover their disgusting act. Quit marriage @ once. My advice sha.
Jokes EtcRe: Pretieebony Visited Me Last Night by Yosifperfect(m): 6:42pm On Nov 20, 2013
Lolz... But u get mind to hug, kiss and ''did'' her o..
SportsRe: Football Betting, The New Lucrative Business In Nigeria by Yosifperfect(op): 3:43pm On Oct 15, 2013
I heard of a guy who won #6Million on football bet last week

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