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TeamSimple:
Where is the Bleaching?

Face front! Who mentioned your name?

Cute Son! Also an opportunity to show her ''before and after'' picture of bleaching. SAY NO TO BLEACHING

Touching! Life is just a journe, be fair to other travellers.

Forming Michael Scoffield! Re-arrest the idiot and this time put him with hardened criminals, since he is not ready to be rehabilitated!

ehinmowo:
she cn do d following:
1. visit the university counselling centre
2. hook her up with a responsible guy who will not only act as a soul bf but as a guardian
3. practice speaking the right words (scriptural words) to herself everyday
4. change her inner circle (frds)
5. get very busy
6. avoid self service and obscene materials
7. pray

Thanks Bro!

Please I have seen people solicit for advice in this forum that is why I'm doing this.

My girlfriend, in her early twenties, from a very good religious and financial background and still an undergraduate in one of the frontline private universities in Nigeria. But the problem is that she is loose (for want of a better word).

She doesn't hide anything from me including her randiness. Sometimes, after sleeping with a guy she will call me, crying and telling me what she has done. We have broken up severally because of this, but still end up back. I'm feeling a sense of responsibility to help her.

According to her she has been like that from the year she was deflowered. She is rich, so isn't because of money. Maybe it's her libido, but she can control it.

Please I need matured advice. I want to help her even if we dn't end up together. Thanks!

deeplow:
I have seen that happen a couple of times. Truth be told, he has to learn quick. There are some goals you just dont waste time celebrating. Your team is a goal or 2 down, you score, and start heading towards the corner flag to celebrate... thats immature.

The normal thing is to grab the ball and run towards the centre circle, your teammates will shake hands with you and the match resumes, no time wasting.

Against Crystal Palace, away, when he scored the winning goal in the dying minutes of the game, they all rallied round him and celebrated.

Exactly my thought

This is certainly not about being ''doubled-standard''. Any girl that has slept with more than 4 guys before marriage doesn't deserve bride-price.

Your 16year old daughter in high school is going back to school after the Christmas break. As a good father, you see her off to the bus station and left after she had boarded the bus. After 3 hrs, you are told the bus she boarded had an accident and no one survived. As you are going crazy making arrangements to verify her death, you get a call from your daughter saying, 'Dad, I wasn't in that bus oo, my boyfriend insisted I spend 2 days at his house before I go to school'.
What will you do as a parent? How would you react?
# Mature contributions only....

Jeeeez! So fine! Can't wait to rock it

I just had my personal service and I've gained so much from it. Did a little praise and worship, prayed and studied the word. And I feel deep down that the Lord has answered my prayers. When I go out, I'll give my offering to beggars by the road side #Shikena

yinkus4u2c:
What do they do in bed? is it not sleep

HYPOCRITE

obiorathesubtle:
I was phucking a catholic chick one time and she spoke
Latin just before she came.. Sounded sth
like "obioraus fuckus meus harderus"

ROTF

I remember while having sex with my Ex-girlfriend, I said to her "Babe, I love you", she while still moaning said "This is not love nau".

On another occasion, while thrusting, kpa, kap, kpa... She said "Sweedy, are you crazy? Wait! Are you possessed?".

When I remember her and her funny words on bed, I burst into laughter.

Roll it in , Guys!

I dn't know what OP is saying, but I must marry a virgin or no one!

Adasun:
Op na ur wife?

No! But I seriously intend to marry her.

mizquote:
soak ur cane inside palm oil

So that what will happen?

Please, before I start, I'll like to wish every nairalander Happy New Year.
I have a new girlfriend, whom I've slept with several times, but on each occasion I dn't cum. I can be on her for hours (literally) without anything. Take notice, this is new to me, because before now I'll stay only for 15 minutes and I'll cum on the woman. I can't cheat on her with another woman.
Guys, please anybody with experience of this should help me out. Thanks!

Meanwhile, you'll know how life can be difficut if you hear an Akwa_ibom person try to pronounce "PARALLELOGRAM".

I'm pushed to say 'END TIME STICK'

In law for there to be transfer of chattel, there must be delivery by the vender and payment of the purchase price. In this scenario, there was only agreement, but none of the above conditions took place.

Wetin concern me?

Nigerian guys be like "you fried the wrong egg and boiled the wrong one. In fact you can't be trusted. It is over".

Why is it always difficult to open doors when there is an inferno, be it in a car or house? And is there any remedy when it happens?

But the girl don give Ini BRUTALITY sha... LMAO

Back in the days when guys had no swag, the trouser tho'#GodGoBlessMeAlso

Normally, I ignore this kind of thread, but I see that the OP is an eeeediot, let me give him due. Just because you're a nairalander doesn't mean you must concoct sh.it and post.

If it is disturbing PMB, he may relocate it, but if it is because of his faith, I don't support it.

ROTL

She is pretty, but not without the mary kay's effect!!!

My friend "Ikuku" graduated today.