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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Celebrates Her Sons Six Year Birthday In School (photos) by Yosifperfect(m): 12:00pm On Jun 18, 2016
TeamSimple:

Where is the Bleaching?
Face front! Who mentioned your name?

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Celebrates Her Sons Six Year Birthday In School (photos) by Yosifperfect(m): 11:47am On Jun 18, 2016
Cute Son! Also an opportunity to show her ''before and after'' picture of bleaching. SAY NO TO BLEACHING

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Education / Re: Professor Of Philosophy Laid-in-state In His House by Yosifperfect(m): 11:41am On May 30, 2016
Touching! Life is just a journe, be fair to other travellers.

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Crime / Re: 15-yr-old Murder Suspect Escapes From Edo Custody (photo) by Yosifperfect(m): 4:32pm On May 23, 2016
Forming Michael Scoffield! Re-arrest the idiot and this time put him with hardened criminals, since he is not ready to be rehabilitated!

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Romance / Re: Please Help A Friend by Yosifperfect(m): 8:12am On May 02, 2016
ehinmowo:
she cn do d following:
1. visit the university counselling centre
2. hook her up with a responsible guy who will not only act as a soul bf but as a guardian
3. practice speaking the right words (scriptural words) to herself everyday
4. change her inner circle (frds)
5. get very busy
6. avoid self service and obscene materials
7. pray
Thanks Bro!
Romance / Please Help A Friend by Yosifperfect(m): 1:27am On May 02, 2016
Please I have seen people solicit for advice in this forum that is why I'm doing this.

My girlfriend, in her early twenties, from a very good religious and financial background and still an undergraduate in one of the frontline private universities in Nigeria. But the problem is that she is loose (for want of a better word).

She doesn't hide anything from me including her randiness. Sometimes, after sleeping with a guy she will call me, crying and telling me what she has done. We have broken up severally because of this, but still end up back. I'm feeling a sense of responsibility to help her.

According to her she has been like that from the year she was deflowered. She is rich, so isn't because of money. Maybe it's her libido, but she can control it.

Please I need matured advice. I want to help her even if we dn't end up together. Thanks!
Sports / Re: No ManCity Player Celebrated Iheanacho Goal Against Southampton. Why? by Yosifperfect(m): 6:35pm On May 01, 2016
deeplow:
I have seen that happen a couple of times. Truth be told, he has to learn quick. There are some goals you just dont waste time celebrating. Your team is a goal or 2 down, you score, and start heading towards the corner flag to celebrate... thats immature.

The normal thing is to grab the ball and run towards the centre circle, your teammates will shake hands with you and the match resumes, no time wasting.

Against Crystal Palace, away, when he scored the winning goal in the dying minutes of the game, they all rallied round him and celebrated.
Exactly my thought

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Keeps Changing Boyfriends Like Clothes by Yosifperfect(m): 11:45pm On Apr 28, 2016
This is certainly not about being ''doubled-standard''. Any girl that has slept with more than 4 guys before marriage doesn't deserve bride-price.

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Romance / How Would You React? by Yosifperfect(m): 8:20am On Feb 04, 2016
Your 16year old daughter in high school is going back to school after the Christmas break. As a good father, you see her off to the bus station and left after she had boarded the bus. After 3 hrs, you are told the bus she boarded had an accident and no one survived. As you are going crazy making arrangements to verify her death, you get a call from your daughter saying, 'Dad, I wasn't in that bus oo, my boyfriend insisted I spend 2 days at his house before I go to school'.
What will you do as a parent? How would you react?
# Mature contributions only....
Fashion / Re: Hausa Designer Adds Cufflinks To Trouser Of Native Wear(photos) - by Yosifperfect(m): 8:32pm On Jan 30, 2016
Jeeeez! So fine! Can't wait to rock it

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Religion / Re: Service In Your Room Is Never The Same As Going To Church. by Yosifperfect(m): 11:28am On Jan 17, 2016
I just had my personal service and I've gained so much from it. Did a little praise and worship, prayed and studied the word. And I feel deep down that the Lord has answered my prayers. When I go out, I'll give my offering to beggars by the road side #Shikena

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Romance / Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Yosifperfect(m): 10:09am On Jan 09, 2016
yinkus4u2c:
What do they do in bed? lipsrsealed is it not sleep undecided
HYPOCRITE grin
Romance / Re: Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Yosifperfect(m): 9:07am On Jan 09, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
undecided I was phucking a catholic chick one time and she spoke
Latin just before she came.. Sounded sth
like "obioraus fuckus meus harderus"
ROTF

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Romance / Funniest Thing You Have Said Or Heard On Bed by Yosifperfect(m): 8:24am On Jan 09, 2016
I remember while having sex with my Ex-girlfriend, I said to her "Babe, I love you", she while still moaning said "This is not love nau".

On another occasion, while thrusting, kpa, kap, kpa... She said "Sweedy, are you crazy? Wait! Are you possessed?".

When I remember her and her funny words on bed, I burst into laughter.

Roll it in , Guys!

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Romance / Re: To The Nigerian Men Craving Virgin Wives by Yosifperfect(m): 8:22pm On Jan 07, 2016
coolI dn't know what OP is saying, but I must marry a virgin or no one!

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Romance / Re: My Strange Sexual Development by Yosifperfect(m): 11:36pm On Dec 31, 2015
Adasun:
Op na ur wife?
No! But I seriously intend to marry her.
Romance / Re: My Strange Sexual Development by Yosifperfect(m): 11:23pm On Dec 31, 2015
mizquote:
soak ur cane inside palm oil
So that what will happen?
Romance / My Strange Sexual Development by Yosifperfect(m): 11:02pm On Dec 31, 2015
Please, before I start, I'll like to wish every nairalander Happy New Year.
I have a new girlfriend, whom I've slept with several times, but on each occasion I dn't cum. I can be on her for hours (literally) without anything. Take notice, this is new to me, because before now I'll stay only for 15 minutes and I'll cum on the woman. I can't cheat on her with another woman.
Guys, please anybody with experience of this should help me out. Thanks!
Politics / Re: Is Governor Umahi The Best Performing In Terms Of Salary Payment? by Yosifperfect(m): 10:29am On Dec 23, 2015
Meanwhile, you'll know how life can be difficut if you hear an Akwa_ibom person try to pronounce "PARALLELOGRAM".

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Crime / Re: 15-year-old Arabic Pupil Kills Neighbour, 26 (photo) by Yosifperfect(m): 11:15am On Dec 14, 2015
I'm pushed to say 'END TIME STICK'

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Jokes Etc / Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Yosifperfect(m): 5:29pm On Dec 12, 2015
In law for there to be transfer of chattel, there must be delivery by the vender and payment of the purchase price. In this scenario, there was only agreement, but none of the above conditions took place.
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Finally Cuts His Dreadlocks (photos) by Yosifperfect(m): 12:34pm On Nov 19, 2015
Wetin concern me?
Romance / Re: Hilarious Break-up Letter Goes Viral by Yosifperfect(m): 3:25pm On Nov 10, 2015
Nigerian guys be like "you fried the wrong egg and boiled the wrong one. In fact you can't be trusted. It is over".
Crime / Why Is It Usually Difficult To Open Doors When Fire Guts A Car Or House? by Yosifperfect(m): 11:37am On Sep 21, 2015
Why is it always difficult to open doors when there is an inferno, be it in a car or house? And is there any remedy when it happens?
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Responds To An Abusive Follower On Instagram (pic) by Yosifperfect(m): 6:15pm On Sep 17, 2015
But the girl don give Ini BRUTALITY sha... LMAO

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Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth And Patience Ozokwor In Berlin (Throwback Photo) by Yosifperfect(m): 10:14am On Sep 16, 2015
Back in the days when guys had no swag, the trouser tho'#GodGoBlessMeAlso
Romance / Re: Mr Step Sister Is Having A Crush On Me.. Advice Please. by Yosifperfect(m): 9:59pm On Sep 15, 2015
Normally, I ignore this kind of thread, but I see that the OP is an eeeediot, let me give him due. Just because you're a nairalander doesn't mean you must concoct sh.it and post.

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Religion / Re: Presidency Under Pressure To Relocate Villa Church - Vanguard by Yosifperfect(m): 9:17pm On Sep 15, 2015
If it is disturbing PMB, he may relocate it, but if it is because of his faith, I don't support it.
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy At Cherubim & Seraphim: Rare Baby Photos Of Mavin Boss Growing Up by Yosifperfect(m): 5:35pm On Sep 12, 2015
ROTL
Romance / Re: I'm The Cutest Girl On Nairaland (check My Photos) by Yosifperfect(m): 5:09pm On Sep 07, 2015
She is pretty, but not without the mary kay's effect!!!

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Education / Photo: My Friend Graduated Today!!! by Yosifperfect(m): 5:39pm On Sep 05, 2015
My friend "Ikuku" graduated today.

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