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Goalnaldo:
Yeah. Recently. I was watching porn and my younger sister was pressing her phone in one corner. This should be around 12 am. She passed to ease herself and she caught me but we're adults so we move!!

Omoh this one bust my head ooo

temitope27:
are you not an adult? So y are you ashame

All of this things happened when I was 14 and 16. Not now.

temitope27:
I don't feel shame watching it, so nothing like caught, if you see me I show u very well

I wish I was as shameless as you

This is just for fun. At least fotry and make us a little lively, also as a comic relief from the country's situation.
Please forgive me grammatical errors if any,and also forgove my use of slangs and pidgin too, I be Delta,Isoko to be precise so I gats be myself.


Back to the matter..... It was first from the phone of one senior broda for our area, who sends men on errands a lot and one day I got to use his phone longer than I usually do and boom I stumbled upon where he hid his porn videos, I decided to shift and adjust myself in a way that only me can watch and see it, but alas I forgot to low the volume and immediately I played the video, it resumed from where he stopped and everyone heard it I was like oh shyt.... . Never be so careless to allow young children get access to your phones when you have explicit contents on it, you never can tell. I became desperate to press his phone after then but he never allowed me anymore,I took to other people's phone looking for it too.

Another experience happpened when I was in SS2, it wasn't me directly though, it was a friend who was also my seatmate, a teacher was teaching and we were like, " Abeg I no dey offer this subject so free me oza ", we usually do that in ignorance not knowing we'll pay for it someday . On that day, our Geography master was teaching and we had to move back for his students tnmove forward to the front seats because we were not offering his subject, he flogs so well, so my guy decided to enjoy himself with those wire earpiece ( posterity will not forgive those Ibo boys that made that earpiece in Aba ), he plugged it in and it resumed from last played and somehow he was hearing the sound while the whole class were hearing it too, I was wondering where the sound was coming from because the class was quiet, my guy dey enjoy him film, the teacher located it immediately after I talked my guy and were all called to the principal's office, my guy was truthful enough to say that he was the only one who did it and not every body that was called out .

I get luck that day.

You can share yours too.

calcal:
The best thing is to face your study at your age.

I'm not talking about marriage Sir. I'm looking for a girl to date and I'm also planning my future. Being in a relationship doesn't mean I won't have time and focus for my job, work, business, academic or spiritual life pursuit.
If you get any daughter or sister, or maybe a friend or colleague, you fit still hook me up, as a brother. cheesy

membranus:
At 22 you are too young to marry. Work out your future first.

I'm not talking about marriage Sir. I'm looking for a girl to date and I'm also planning my future. Being in a relationship doesn't mean I won't have time and focus for my job, work, business, academic or spiritual life pursuit.
If you get any daughter or sister, or maybe a friend or colleague, you fit still hook me up, as a brother.

I dey this list honestly speaking.

Abeg,if you hide your face you no go see person help you or dey with you,so I have to be honest.

I'm now interested in a relationship . I'm 22 from Niger Delta, any girl interested you can mention me with your contact details ASAP. I'm even ready to simp for you.

Aburada:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

This is the same thing I did to one single mother that year. I don't want anything to distract me from my daily hustle because there's no love in the street

I only derive joy from my weed not from any woman

Smoke up
Drink up
Bomb Chinese websites

WeChat/Alipay/courier/Consignment



You had to check the moniker if it's

slawormiir

Damn Nigarrr

I thought it was Slawormiir not until I read the last two sentences, lol.

You a Real Gee niggarrr

post=101028510:
In the sane countries we want our country to be like, this is one of the ways they got to that great height.
USA couldn't have been a great country today without what they call their social security number, which each and every citizen must have.
If you commit any fraud or crime, or scam anyone, all your life is connected in one place.
Only in Nigeria that a man will commit a crime in Ibadan and run to Sokoto, and that will be the end of the case for years.....prolly forever!

More on NIN that Sane, good, honest and hardworking Nigerians should know.....

Nigerians home and abroad , kindly take note!

Imagine you walk into an Immigration office to apply for an international passport.
You are asked for information verifying your identity and you just give them a number and instantly the Immigration officials connect to the National Identity Database – all your required information appears on their computer screen.
They can only see information they are authorised to see.
Done, your identity is verified – no need to go get extra documents, spend more money, just to prove who you are.
That is the convenience provided by your NIN.
This is synonymous with Social Security Number (SSN), if you don't have that in some countries abroad, you will just be living like a corpse, without being able to do anything in life, a corpse will even be better than your as$! 
It’s the same thing when you go to process a driver’s licence, you would only need to present your NIN and your identity would be verified.

This is how it is done in saner climes we all want to emulate.
We will surely get there someday soon.

God bless Nigeria.


Na God o Chief Topmaike.
D anointing wey all of us @[b][/b] carry ehn,
even d devil sef see am, dey bow from afar!
God punish devil!


But we have said it over and over again on this forum, that our posts here is only for sane minds.
We know you wailers and kids can never assimilate our posts due to the constant hatred you have for your country (the country you call a zoo).
An advice to you, next time, scroll over our post to the next post cos it is too deep for your brain.
That will be better for you rather than to develop migraine for nothing.
Please kindly take to this advice from the elders for your own good.
Peace out!

I don't do much commenting here tough base on work and all that I must say.... since I've been seeing your comments since I started reading news on Nairaland, and from wen I decided to finally create a moniker, this is the third or probably the fourth sensible comment you've made so far. No hard feelings.

Kinda love this .

Goooooooooooooaaaaaaaallllllllll

There are Igbos in Delta, and it would be better to share a country with Biafra and manageably other tribes that even share country with anything that have to do with Cow people in the North.


Back to the topic, Nnamdi Kanu is mad for saying such rubbish, give oil to who and where, e be like say sense dey really pain this Porn star turned Osu. Porn no pay you na Igbo people brain you one use secure the bag,that one I reach you now you dey aim Niger Delta oil when you been insult one time.

You don't give what you don't have.

I don't think the Federal Government is supposed to use the refunded loots of the big frog eyed bastard in Oghara or Abraka wherever the fvck he is from.

But in a second thought, I think they should spend it on projects that will bring sustainable development to the country abeg instead make the money loss.

Chase Them Out of Africa self because they don't have a place in Africa, their hair texture, religion, practices, dressmode and life and even language isn't in anyway related to Africa.

I know some nincompoops will say, is christianity, and the modern mode of dressing of African origin ? Well it's not but at least we're not using it to destroy our fellow African brothers are we

And for the record, Fulanis have no place of origin in Africa. They probably offsprings of some pervert Arabs, maybe Imams who knows, who took advantage of African women and brought this disasters.

More funds for what naaa What do you need it for

I think gunning down one of not all of the Fulani Herdsmen in that farm should've been better than killing the innocent cow.
Anyways, nice one from ESN, Niger Delta we need to braze up ourselves ooo, Okowa, is fucking up abeg.

ESN is trying, Saw should throw away that yeye hunters association called Amotekun and do the needful, I feel for the people chased away from their poor homes though.

Baalés, Olus, Obas, Allafins and even Alladins of The Yoruba are busy buying and purchasing cars and even marrying new wives while their subjects are being raped, killed and driven out of their ancestral lands to neighbouring countries that are even unable to take care of themselves.

Who knows, maybe they're only using their own share of the money gotten from the ransoms paid to their Fulani gods and urchins.

Man U to win Cry P. I bet my Infinix phone charger, and my Bluetooth Earphone.

Anybody one go am I ready to chop person money today.

Someone come ooo, if you doubt, I sub 2k for you, if I win you sub me 2k ,anyone available

I don't know what to say about this issue, because even VP Osinbajo spoke from both sides of his Amala and Ewedu eating mouth, ,I know he is afraid to say what's up,even though cryptocurrency is being used funding and making payments for illegal stuffs.

But if they are actually thinking that they are trying t reduce the inflow of cash by yahoo boys from their clients in Western Countries,, that's more like trying to block a flowing water, particularly a river, it'll diverse a means. And for sure, even before they thought of doing that, niggarz have already diverted a means already .

Sageez:
yahoo boys duping which western country? the one that duped me, is he from Ghana?

Anyone duping his fellow Nigerian is a fool, The main yahoo boys in Nigeria are duping whites, there are countless number of yahoo boys and virtually all of them are working on western countries, not even blacks living in western countries, as far as you are not African in skin colour, you're a victim, and the moment they see statues and photos of old slave trades eehhnn, they get more angry at the evil that was done, and the evil still being done.
I'm sorry you got duped but anyone black man duping his fellow black is a disgrace.

He is Young and vibrant, I just hope he'll leave street boys alone and face the real MVPs in corruption, they are the ones killing the country and not yahoo boys that are duping Western countries of the loots they stole from us in colonial period and are even still stealing from us.

Before you quote me, go to instagram and look for Me. Patrick, he is a comedian, but he uploaded a video of one white man whose name isn't worth knowing by Me, this man confessed right on a tv station the aims of western countries especially US, to cripple Africa, depopulate it, and of which was one of the reason why they eliminated Gadafi, he said their foreign policies are never for the development of Africa, not even China's aim are of good intentions.
But trust my Nigerians, they know more than this mn who confessed al this, so they'll bash me and argue with their ancestors.
Africans wake up, help yourselves while bombing and cashing out on their white heads. Stupid LGBTQ infested race of humans.

Back to the subject, I pray this young man doesn't give the old men another reason to continue ruling just like Desmond Idiot did and always doing.
Did anyone also notice that, no one is worried about his tribe, they're happy because he is a youth, out issues are really not tribalism, na politicians they carry am dirty our eye.

From what I'm seeing and observing so far, Man U go lose the match.
E even brooke na next season we go see them again too.
Chelsea fan for ever

BigBashiru:
this is the problem feminists are trying to solve; in feminist circles its called toxic masculinity. Mens method of problem resolution = kill. This is why the United Nations is pushing for more female representation in every sphere. The female gender does not kill at the slightest provocation though they are not angels either - but statistically they are at least better.

Yeah you're right, especially the ones that pour acids on their boyfriends, husbands or even hot water on their maids and nieces body for the slightest reasons. And the best of them all are those ones that don't mind killing their husbands for seeing him with another woman outside, oh did I forget the ones that even sell babies and other fellow women for prostitution or other vices, yeah, they're better than men who go after someone that fvcked up.

It's street life, block the way then you'll get ran over.

GreaterFuture3:
If you have the means, invest in an armoured Vehicle.

Won't guarantee your safety, you'll still come down from the vehicle at some point in time, even with body guards, you'll still get ran over.

And you have relatives too. The best advice is, be careful how you run your doings, it's better to be at peace that to get an armoured vehicle and yet still be in panic when you hear a heavy knock at the door of your house.

R. I. P to him.


@ slawormiir , you're right, Without a doubt, looking at his looks and guessing his age, this is a deal gone wrong, looks like the niggar didn't play his part or he did but not too well as expected, or..he did but the other side we're afraid he'll expose a few things,so he got gat.
It's the street way, when you do shit you get shit, heartless lots all over the streets, they could kill you fr the smallest and slightest thing or mistake,the don't care who will be affected, the impact or whatever it'll take 'em, and most times when it's money involved,shit niggar's will run up on you like you never existed.

There was a time when of my dawgs got paid by his U.S client, the pick up niggar took off with the twenty million naira,ran up to the urban city of my state, my dawg swored to kill this niggar or if he can't find him, he'll kill his mum and sisters too and that'll be after raping them and recording it and then send the video to the niggar to watch, dude I was scared as a motherfvcker, we had to ca him down, and for a long time we looked for this niggar,he got beaten up real bad, of course he didn't die, but he got run over still, he did a stupid thing, he's supposed to fill hurt in heart and body too,stupid thing's were meant to hurt,you dig.

Please guys,weda you're hustling legitimately or illegitimately,please stay on your lane,do what you have to d and take what's yours and reur the rest.

Anyways I'm happy that the helpless driver was at least spared.

R I P to the man,

Banter1:
' I don't give a Rat ass' kind of reminds me of a cartoon animation BAD CAT. Shiro be like, don't give me a rat ass', rat be like, I give you a rat ass'you fat bastard. lmao

That Cartoon tough that year ooo lo