₦airaland Forum

sirjentul05:
Hello to victor ikpeba, the ambassador of
BET9JA, finally ur plan don work out na, una don render me useless and homeless

Lmao!! bro nobi only you ooh

IamKashyBaby:
Recycled news..

Wee you kip quayeeeet!!!

What's the world turning into? This is why I left Earth

Hello NwaAmaikpe!!

Hello Lefulefu

Hello Alexialin

Hello Makydiebbie

Hello Kreativegenius

Hello Liability

Hello Coogar

Hello madness.com

Infact, Hello Nairalanders​!!! Jah bless you all



Bleep you Sarki!!

Bleep Madridguy!!

Bleep Omenkalive!!

Bleep yarimo!!

Bleep Ngeneukwu!!

Infact, you're still in support of this present government, Bleep you too!!!!

NwaAmaikpe:

Hello Nairaland, Hello StephDamieola, Hello Lalasticlala, Hello Mynd44, Hello Ishilove, Hello Tahra, Hello Divay22, Hello Mazimee, Hello Izzou, Hello OrestesDantes, Hello Deepwater, Hello DonnaD, Hello Evablizin, Hello Angelicbeing, Hello Italianwine, Hello Tosyne2Much, Hello TonyeBarcanista, Hello Sarrki, Hello Seun, Hello YoungDaNaval, Hello Naptu2 Hello Explorers Hello Handbags Hello Amarabae, Hello Daeylar, Hello AuntySimbiat Hello to the haters of evil and lovers of the truth.

And hello to everyone out there.

My hero!!!!!

Airforce1:
Disowned by Nairaland nonentities, yea
Who doesnt know Nwamai.kpe is behind that moniker.
My popularity is giving lot of people a sleepless night

NwaAmaikpe is not behind that moniker

Buhari will never go unpunished

Surrey2Bimshire:
lol there are more men than woman ..

See consolation na

JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
YoungDaNaval post
This is still affecting us
Blacks don't lie blacks
We don't like ourselves no one said anything good about this lady
No matter what the whites will still rep themselves
Let us learn to appreciate

Are you the lady in question or you're related to her?

WebSurfer:
We Deltans reject airforce1 we no want biko

Lmao!!

lefulefu:
..

Lmao! Big bro, how far na?

This is why I left Earth

Nigerians are very great people and despite ourmodest literacy rate of 59.6% we've been able to formulate very functional hypothesis, creative theories and practical laws.My favourite Esan name is"Ededeanwan".When translated to English, it means " We learneveryday ".So did I today;I laughed a lot while learning too. The laws were so many but I was able to remember just this much.1).Okelanwo's law of Financial Gravitationstates that a person's money creates a magnetic field/flux which makes others attracted to them and also makes them completely irresistible irrespective of the odds against them.2).Okafor's Law of Congodynamicswhich states that once a Congo has been shined before (C1), it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly the previous times it was shined (P).(C1 P = C∞)3).Abidemi's Law of Reverse Congoelasticitystates that even though the strain (deformation) of a Congo is proportional to the stress applied to it, it's original elasticity can beattained and further expansion slowed by implantation of camphor into the canyon.4).Agaracha's Law of Definite Returnwhich states that even though a lover walks away to anew lover. The initial lover will eventually recover this prodigal lover when their love for the new lover is over.(Provided the initial lover is still interested).6).Monica's Law of Rotational Emotionis based on the theory of relativity and states that no emotion is a definite force neither are they constant; they fluctuate because of the uneven distribution of wealth, assets, abilities amongstunlimited potential suitors.(Meaning the better, more endowed person canclaim the love whenever)If I'm successful; before the end of this week, I'd put Okafor's Law as well as Agaracha's Law to test.I'm off to the Bistro.

chrisley:
I don't engage dimwits in an altercation but lemmi indulge u..

haters av been tryna dissuade him been outspoken but we just wanna show him love to spur him to kip up wit his insightful comments

Av been here since last year but u dint spot dat cos probably ur sufferin 4rm myopia dats why u wer quick 2 make dat assertion

Don't mind the haters. NwaAmaikpe remains a household name whether they like it or not!

greatnaija01:
AM NOT OLD... AM RICH- A BITCOIN MILLIONAIRE and not SINGLE.... I made my money before women came in... If u have a lady even if she is loyal... she gat a price... I CAN PAY IT... domb-dude

Na this kind online bragging I no dey like. lefulefu come and carry your brother ooh

Homeboiy:
Time and energy wey I ho use woo girl

I go use am for cast game for bet9ja

maximum respect

lefulefu:
fear not...makydebbie is very real.

Make she gimme digit make I use Confirm

lefulefu:
na to catch maga and no be only nairalander e dey.dem boku for Facebook.

Nawa ooh! I don dey fear. I hope say makydiebbie wey I dey crush na for real? Coz if I find out say na guy dey behind that moniker I fit just faint

Rubbiish:
Oga how can u allot half of the members of such a big forum coming to read one person's comment? Are u saying 50% of nairalanders will stop coming to this forum if he or she deactivate today? Or 50% haven't been visiting before he/she became a member?
na wa for una ooo

What I said is fact bro. And you're one of the 90%

alexialin:
Av got u.

Check your message

Edit my number out of your quote

alexialin:
You are not on watsapp.

The number I sent you is on Whatsapp.

alexialin:
Heheheheheheh

How u take know say I dey vex!

Cos seriously am vexed with myself.

Lol.

Wetin happen? Come Whatsapp make we talk

You've made it in life. This why I left Earth

pocohantas:
"I'm so fuckin' sick and tired of the Photoshop
Show me somethin' natural like afro on Richard Pryor
Show me somethin' natural like ass with some stretch marks"

These are lines from a song. We all have our imperfections. I think these companies have come to realise this and they're toning down on the over perfect images they portray.

E really pepper this one. Hahahaha

alexialin:
Smhhhh


Her body sef no make am

If I have a lingerie company, I won't employ her.

She simply fucvked her way to get where she is right now.

Sighs.. Next!

Alexialin!!! Who make you vex this evening?

alexialin:
Smhhhh


Her body sef no make am

If I have a lingerie company, I won't employ her.

She simply fucvked her way to get where she is right now.

Sighs.. Next!

Alexialin!!! When did you join the Savage crew?

That tribe and sex be like identical twins

disgusting

sinaj:
I will lie ontop him now coz him belle alone go occupy all the space

smh later now if one guy compose creative story about you go begin cry

makydebbie:
Na my booboo you dey insult like that?

If na that kinda guy make you turn down my offer then na to leave Earth kpata kpata for una ooh

lefulefu:
bro na person pix op steal oo.

Abi? But why them dey behave like that na. Na only nairaland I dey see this kind rubbish ooh!

This is why I left Earth