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ogaprime:
Op, if you can't hit de gym, hit de bakery...

Hehehe that ackward moment when you carried ya gurl to a show and she fainted for davido...lol just leave her there ma brother.

Hehehe that ackward moment you carried ya gurl to a show and she fainted for davido...lol just leave her there ma brother.

Limerick:
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I've taken already, enormous measures/ hes subdued and clearly outnumbered, fellas/ and if he develops cold feat...I bring his death with a common sweater/
Its customary he learns courtesy the hard way......cos hes pompous and rude....so my bullets address him on both sides like I'm sending a formal letter!!/

I only got two questions...for this enemy concerned/ these riddles are remarkably sublime/ first one is; can you fight this adversity with knives?/ second
is; can you write on the topic `moral decadence'? there's every Uncertainty of that/
Nigga you rude to a fault...best believe `you havent learnt your lessons yet`......continue this way and you aint graduating from the University of Life!!/

hes getting exposed by every bar....and thats the truth, deal with it/ If this ffool dint believe/ he gets exposed even more as I have my true skills redeemed/
he twice as ugly as golum; if he acted `Beauty and the Beast`.....the film would be labelled a mistake.......with two beasts in it!!!/

I'll be provoked to the bone if this Jerk is testing/ none of what he's penned impressive/ black sheep of the family....If his father dies now, I'm sure he wouldnt get his blessing/
Now I'm pissed; I'd have simply said I'd 'run him over with buffalos'...but hes overly dumb....I need an actual Stamp aid before he gets the message!!/

moment my thugs storm magodo...this faker would cower/ his goons wont be saved in the drama/ its a matter of 60minutes...they all would be blazed in an hour/ but if Dark claiming hes smarter/
I climb up his hide out and Plank his brains with the ladder......draw a revolver and blast this ppussy for the first time like I'm having a Lady deflowered!!!/

hes hiphop's worst mistake...I wouldnt stop alleging him/ bbitch you a flop at everything/ teddy broke your skull and fairy dreams/ Giving a flimpsy excuse of still learning the ropes only shows what the word, "pathetic" means/
you dnt have a point...truth is you both were learning then.....still she had you shuttled and your arse handed to you ....like tom and jerry schemes!!/

Worst still, you had the bbitch contended twice/ and still got ended twice/ now you didnt blame it on the ropes....but on a bleeped up dreaded style/
funny how she promised to go easy on you....and you foolishly believed....but when you battled, you couldnt touch the dam at all...she filled your head with lies!!
Pause...
I said...its funny she promised to go easy on you....and you foolishly believed....but when you battled, you couldnt touch the damatol; she filled your head with lice!!

Its wise he bows to the king/ lest he hears the sound of my fist/ from aromo to darkrebel...theres nothing dark on his wits/ now darkrebel to nobody....this confused dawg should be hanged on streets/
but whats the essence of fighting him?.....a nobody is invincible for crying out loud.....I mean, I could shoot a semi `at his front` now and only kill the `mark of the beast`!!/

The next bar is painful; he'll certainly be grieved/ hes a disgrace to art students...was never the smartest on the list/
but I wont say hes losing here; I'd force the words out his very own mouth.........at least he'd paint a better picture as an artist that he is!!!/

he should clearly be nervous/ for contending my person/ his dad took him to school...and left him there for a purpose/
Now Michael here claiming doppe...we should call his `T.D teacher` from UniLag, to come give him a thorough beating....for `squaring the circles`!!/

Hahahahahahaha now thats what i call an atomic destroying punchline!

Shoutout to Dark too for his unique new style! Thats so intelligent of him.





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Limerick!!!

Warriblood eyya!!

Ofokasibe!!! Another version of warriblood. Funny ass niggas! I greet ooooh

WARRIBLOOD:
dude can I borrow your gmail account

lol

@gottoboy & Lagunna, I Salute Una Oooooh! Thanks for the mention and I wish you guys the same!

sosiqdude:
Youngdanaval. You too dey smoke..

Why?

Lol I don't smoke, am aint smokinggun! Lol

And whenever Darkrebel see Teddybiyasi, he be like

yeyenati:
hi

so you still dey alive? Afa na?

gottoboy:
The nigga dey threaten to delete M̶̲̥̅ƺ on bbm, like ii care

lol Yes na, he's a celebrity, isn't he?

gottoboy:
Your father is a fool and deserves to join your kid sister in the grave! Your own don too much, mister man ᵍᵒ and delete me on bbm before ii lay a curse on your 2hands, ungrateful bastard!

What's your problem nna? Did ii quote or mention your name?

Thunder fire your family sef!
Dan iska, Banza Bokwei #mtcheeew

OMG!!!

rayopt:
dude.. .. .u b ilorin boy faa!?

lol nah I Rep The Light Of The Nation!

ElymaxCray:
lol. Smh

Lol oga xup with the smh fa?

Darkrebel:
I have beaten you like a bbitch twice...
You claim I havent brawled the real giyaz,? That just shows how foolish you are...lmfao ..you can never be better than you already are... I have beaten you black and blue....

You call me on phone cos you a nerd... A jobless homosexual ...

Lol...girls? Don't even go there gay... Your face is uglier than obasanjo when he is having an orgasm
Wacko jacko

looooooooooooooooooooool

ElymaxCray:
Giyazz n darkrebel, ah go slap the two of you if una no shut up now.
See me see wahala o
Audio-ffr don dey there, grab ya phones(no need for studios). Record some 3/5mins shRt each...

Infact! GIYAZZ Vs DARKREBEL

ACAPELLA BRAWL.... Deadline is 31st of Dec. 4pm!

Pls lemme pop the thread asap! Should I?

Guy park well na, shey you no wan allow me enjoy this drama fa?

GIYAZZ:
Your sstupidity is obviously getting enormous by the day.
Must I live in Lagos to know UniLAG guys? Iddiot! This is what happens when a slowpoke is given access to the internet, you keep coming up dumb as usual.
FYI, I was born in Lagos, and I grew up there too. Dickskin!

All these battles you claim to have done are all stacked up in your milky brain, you're dreaming. . . You've never handled a mic before! Sstupid wack human being like you!
Do you even know what a mic is? Do you even know how to switch one on?? Liar!
Airtel battles my @ss.Maybe you think the ddicks you've been handling are mics, now you're exaggerating. Adamu!

Compare myself to you? Who the ffuck are you??
With your akamu punchlines and corny wack voice?
Your delivery is as lame as Tommy2sticx!!
you only got lucky boy, to me you've never beaten the real G'IYAZ. #word

Take your blue balls to the romance section bbitch! Keep begging online girls for cheap sex, you think they are your public toilet sisters. Mumu!

Looooooooooooool that's a punchline fa!!

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Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling all of them?

3. In not more than 10 pages, STATE the difference between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".

(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6.

(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 100% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.

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GOODLUCK!

Lol

gottoboy:
Seasons greeting padi M̶̲̥̅ƺ

YoungDanaval omo you get mouth

lol

goshikid:
nah! so you'd script and beat me abi? nah am hapy for wining wit a no show mikuz thanks for the free past. .*bye*

lol

goshikid:
HAHAHA. . plan change. .youngdanaval house is next. .sosiqdude oya lead way! hope u carry toothpick!

Lol toothpick ke? Na the finger you go chop oooh!

Giyaz go chop the wing while sosickdude go chop the beak. Lmao

Lagunna:
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kr0ne
mikuz
coogar
caracta
softysparky
rozzayy
Tashamania
Iyabodeh
teespice
ochon
englishsmart
kelvingraphics
sosiqdude
Mzgracie
Jbluv55
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creamish
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Darkrebel
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africanapple
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dre11
obinoscopy
dygeasy
kingtom
Zeemoor
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Sholasholala
gottoboy
YoungDaNaval...where have u been?
The list is too long abeg.. *in gottoboy's voice* If Ūя̲̅ name aint here no vexing abeg

Oga ya boi is loyal ooh! Merry Xmas!


Plus You all are invited to ma house!

You'all are invited to ma house!

obainojazz:
its obvious ...
hangs around guys....
and she reminds me of a girl in 2go
same age..also a rapper..and a pure tom boy..
teddy is Tom boy...she can't deny it...[b]
her best pictures will be her putting on shirts and plain trousers[\b].

hahahahaha

Darkrebel:
@bolded... lmfao....

where's yeyenatu by the way...her pusssy has been missing for some time now

Guy, you too raw! Erigga na ya role model?

obainojazz:
its normal...some guys over love tom-boys
teddy may be one
I have a friend like that..
who knows..rebel gf may have biceps and triceps

loooooooool

kr0ne:
It is a natural something. But the only bad thing there is that Teddy herself has lost her feminine aura. She's so used to members of the opposite sex she thinks she's one of them. And niggas here ain't helping too

Lol true talk. But if you check am well, Dem two go match wella oooh! Where's Teddybiyasi ? Dark Rebel come and speak ya mind now ooh! I want it to be an open engagement. Lol





Less I Forgot, I'll Like To Know Coogar's Opinion About This. Hehe

Ermmm Ermmm Why Do I Have This Feeling That Our Brother Dark Rebel Is Inlove With Our Sister Teddy?


Krone, What's Your Take On This?

Where's Kslib?




Coogar How Far You?