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coogar: no chance!
FFR has been desecrated by noisemakers. the rules should change. anyone with any material should post his verse to the mods. the mods would post it while the thread remains locked.




that's impossible - my IQ is 180 the last time i checked. with all due respect, siddoggg is a seasoned veteran, a dopë textcee - he's in the top 5 on NL. what are you yapping about? you had your chance with siddoggg & he destroyed you with the pen!



siddoggg's verse wasn't weak - mine was just too powerful & it made his verse look average. i have asked you to bring out any verse on this section in the last 10 years that can stand toe to toe with mine......there's none!

it then means if i had written that verse against anyone including the retired vets, i would still have won. i don't seem to understand you. sid eviscerated you live on camera - what rights have you got to speak about him in this condescending manner?



i have been able to clear 33% of my project. if i go to work tomorrow & clear up to 70%, i might battle this weekend. my cuckoo fanbase & my corporate sponsors are dying to have me back in the ring.




ghostwriter? lolololol
i don't use a ghostwriter - i am ill with the skill. my problem is i rarely have a quiet time to think & write. 24 hours - too short for me. i need about 30 hours everyday to get these effervescent bars out of my chest.

the next person i am battling will commit suicide.

yeyenatu: The only thing my own cunt dey react to... no dey eem body ooo!!! hehehe... its even condescending to think coog's got anything that can cause a reaction!! tufiakwa!!! Evils!!!!!!



YeayeaNot

Guykhena: FUCKYOUHARD's VERSE

short keys:
in his diss against iam he said he'll kill Jehovah
they've been arguin over who won, politickin (similar to nigerian votes)
connecticut in USA is known as "land of steady habits"
st maximos was an early catholic who died a matyr, right hand and tongue cut off
....others diggable

SHOTS AT ELYmax

Am abysmal in oppression........./
school the fool!
though what's hard to max is correction/ but by the end of this fight......
he'll neither talk no write .....
coz he'll lose his hand and tongue ...like....
st maximos the confessor!!!//


.......max can never beat me, the lad's a forkin beetch/
i'd rather be his mentor, the man he wants to be/ so reserve the frontin, kid/
coz even if ur fly with punches, it's the landin u struggle with!!//


......it's a cold blooded murder of the first degree/ am set to hurt the prick/
till his blood is spilled..then i'll bury him/ when i unleash bars like obituary.....
the way they'll hurt to read!!//


.......he's a flop and a lame/ and that's the reason the boy will be slain/
it's a shame..... everythin he drops is the same/ he's insane....the spellin error in his name/
is a proof that he's lost in the brain/
.......not even dr dre could help him level up in the game!!//


.......his plan to pull a quick one on me/ has boomeranged ....
as i'll soil his picture for real/
........call this graphical torturin../
coz he'll die once i toss his image in artificial colourin!!//


.......i've added more swag than before/ fuckyouhard alway outsmart u, till the rapture will come/
no need to factor the score/ even if i give u a year to have grounds to make up ..
u may end up puttin mascara on the floor!!//


.......one thing he's lackin is strong bars/ always apt to spit blunders/
he's my stan! and i'll let max to see wonders/ coz my lines strike hard like the thunder/
too big for ya......ain't no way this fool would be f ...
even if he's caught w@nkin with real p0rnstars!!//


........the difference between us?
the wind can't get stuck in the gap/ i'm complex, he's stale, and suck when he raps/
... he can't duck when i jab/ nothin would save him if i squeeze ma tecs?...
.........coz the only things guardin max's chest ....are two cups and a strap/
.....that's waddup, bra!!//


....i feel belittled fightin a beetch who am more than two times greater/
every nl member....knows fyh is good, rhymes better/
this bastard shoots but barely hits......once claimed he got deadly scripts ....
and boasted he'd kill Jehovah??
............ ain't that a suicide letter!!!//
.....and...
an unholy dumbshit!/ that's why am upholdin hot hits/
like a tai chi guru, i control with strong kicks/ and that's why am facin u ..
....ur the opposite of me!!//


.......007 slayer,
that's my area code/ to slay victims i attack like the siberian wolf/
and have most of the criteria owned/ ask iam, elymax's battles ends in dispute... fights, jest and jokes/
....similar to nigerian votes!!//


.....so go back n repair ur flaws/ and try reflect ur flops/
check how many niggas would refer ur drops/ or dissect ur puns/
.............i know u'll regret ur call/
.......coz in my land of steady habits we'd condemn ur jaws/
but since ur a poosie we'd tear ur a..s.shole to connect the cut!!!

coogar: of course......UEFA removed arsenal cos it was gathered that wenger dopëd your players.

ELYMAXiimus: I know y'all are dope! But just incase, note:
*his name is JASON a.k.a fuckyouhard
* his initials: J (from jason), F, Fyh!
* my initials: E, EL and EL is also GoD's initial and so on!

FUCKYOUHARD'S DEATH/ BAN WARRANT

(1)
I ain't here to win/ i came here to kill/
i'm a ninja soldier, a pred with steel/
this lame bird is meal/
when i blade-flex with skill/
fool! No worries, you'll get the "W" . . . Cos, into two parts, i'll lacerate F with ease/

To E, This brawl is a test/
he raised aristotle, who got E prepared/
so it's certain this gull will excell/
ts sure i'm taking "F" out! the result in the end/

i'm d0pe! ask aromo, i batter till f@gs 'n' nigs slump/
you're wack! In your last bout you flopped!/
if you're ill, it's cos mik had pound ya with punch/
see your doc, you'll see you show mik's arou.sed symptoms . . . Cos he beat you "hands down" like down syndrome/

I'm a fierce glad in the game/ fuckyouhard is too frail/
he ducked krone! He's grown wings, quack! They'll soon fade/
stepping in the ring with max means he's failed/
I'll throw jabs on his sight organs . . . Till he sees blood in his eyes . . . Like he's lil wayne/

he's dumb! I'll school him more, even harder/
this disses, krone taught this screwed rapper/
but he denied . . nd replied with INSULts to prove nada/
but even pastors swore with good hearts that . . . Krone made "J sin" like an irresponsible father/


sunderland fans want me to bash his head on "road well" till he faints/
for claiming he knows "jack", but he's just a pest in the game/
i'll rather blow his head into space/ wait, he's begging to stay?/
okay i'll try another very good way . . . I land an axe on his center head . . . Even "idibia" knows he's getting "two face"/

i got a chick, we always flexing about/ she submits when i'm checking her out/
jason's maried, he's got a les.bian as spouse/ she easily threatens tha tou.t/
jason's controlled in his home like an experiment to prove a doubt . . . I'll rip his head, place it on the roof . . Justa help him be "head of his house"/


if he thinks he's full of "guts" to deliver/ no homo, i'll cease his "balls" . . . Start calling me fifa/
he thought he flows cool, till mik was blazing and hurting his liver/
he best repent! Cos i'll be bringing fuel nd petrol . . to make him "burn again", he's an unbeliver/


the fear of "EL" is/
the begining of wisdom! Jason should learn from clericks/
he battling me is a grave mistake! He's dead already!/
he's lazarus, i'll blow him to pieces before jeez rezurrects him/


fyh took mik unawares, he pulled hasty tricks/ the fool gave limits/
he said "i'll soon tame this nig"/
mik was like a wounded prey, indeed . . . but even the "american rapper". knows fyh could'nt make "mik meal"/

i'll storm his fams with guns/ like robbery gangs at work/
like withered leaves, i'll drop his dad at once/ floor sister with force/
her verginity is like a soap bubble . . . One "prick" from me and it's gone/


jason's home was raided by shekau as at two weeks/ after the girls were kidnapped and abused with/
he's mom's v.agina was detached from her pub1c/ . . . shek took it
so while we scream #bringbackourgirls . . . Jason screams #bringbackourpussy#!



*****MAX****

coogar: but why would any male pose as female? is it to take advantage over the females he would be battling it or is he using that to catch randy billy-goats like mikuz in the act?

mikuz: Na better craze dey worry you. Thunder don fire you finish. Mumu boy.
Mr Country acting

Tval:

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
GROUP G
GROUP OF DEATH
1,MAN U
2,MK DONS
3,SUNDERLAND
4,SWANSEA

Who will qualify

Guykhena: What if Vickybash do a 'Vickybash' on you?

ELYMAXiimus: Youngdanaval! Hope you know that bomb-closer is also a personal against my opponent?

Lagunna: the guy ehnnn. chaiiii...

Lagunna: the guy ehnnn. chaiiii...

Lagunna: Down memory lane:

Lagunna: Down memory lane:

WARRIBLOOD: na bros just wanna MURDER DEM

NICE song you got

Guykhena: @YoungDaNaval
Are you gonna be posting the interviews here or you gonna create a New thread for it? .

WARRIBLOOD: Smell Gays

coogar: samson was a mumu - you won't get close to cutting my hair. i would break your two hands.

teddybiyasi: was her verse sent through airmark
re-read her verse its more like a freestyle *no haymaker* in coogar speech

how many call outs have I duck if it's worth it
I'm calling her out now let her accept n see numerous upper-cut

mikuz open ffr I wanna warm up biko

teddybiyasi: demn ready to hurt a prey since it's an open season



chicken ain't a feather weight FC
have beg n begged what else does she want so that this brawl can take place

yeyenatu let go of the past n let's go fist to fist promise not tear your bra

let's do this for the love of hiphop

coogar: commissioner for enjoyment, i hail o!!!
how body?



your court case involving khimwhyte is yet to be judged, your body is already shaking with temperature again? kim - about 400 years ago, i would have sanctioned your castration........manually!

unfortunately, we humans have evolved!

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