coogar:

if he does that - no wahala.
i would just read it, smile & ignore whatever he's got to write. i have a lot on my tab to bother about a newbie throwing a diss verse. there's september 11 to worry about.

GLACIERZ: Wey I and loonatikk thread?

I never even write anything

mikuz:
Sid's verse was average!
He started by explaining his puns. WTF! Are we iidiots?

Then he got off to the worse start ever. That opener was literally a shot in the foot. That's the kinda opener I expect from a noob, not a vet. Almost all his puns were generic. Split C like Moses staff, details/ the tails? What the eff is 'country acting'?

mikuz:

So you never still write? And Loonat11k told me that your verse is ready, that you guys are dropping today. Smh!

coogar:






nollywood = country acting = cünt reacting

you know siddoggg trounced you with lighter bars the other month. his verse wasn't bad, i just had a killer verse that would have crushed anyone in the history of this section.

GLACIERZ:

Tell him to come out. . . Leme drop and go to bed

mikuz:
Your verse had nothing to do with the ddopeness of Sid's verse. Once a verse is good it is good. Lil Wayne's verse killed it in "No Love", did his verse make that of Eminem wack?

That verse is not as high as you rate it. If that verse was against U3, ThePrekky or Ibime. You'd have lost. You ll probably tie opener, draw punchlines, flow and similes and lose closer, pun and rhymes!

So stop flattering yourself. The only new stuff I saw in his verse is Deck in Cicily, apart from that, his other ideas were either average or generic.

Ask anyone who read Sid Vs Mik. You're just playing devil's advocate.
Cooger explain how details/ the tails is not a generic pun. Have you not seen it before?

Did you see any generic pun in Mik Vs Sid? And stop deceiving people, Sid never beat me in NL.

coogar: MIKUZ'S DEATH SENTENCE

The champ is here......I'll blaze in ya/I spawned from the devil in Tasmania/
Mik has a hymén........Spell Mik backward & he is the slút from Armenia/
He got sodómised by Siddogg, Theprekky & Ibime - non-Caucasians/
Mik's just a cúnt getting fúcked by black guys - he's Kim Kardashian/


Mik's a pillock & an expert in kid molesting/
If he denies this...I'll expose his indiscretion...
Then beat the nuisance of his addiction/I hope he gets caught and bag a prison sentence/
.....cos Mikuz gets kids wet more than swimming lessons/


I'll will ravish the bástard/
He's Ernest Tubb, too old to be cutting the mustard/
You want my throne? You'd die chasing that dream like Patrice Lumumba/
Have your face slashed like garnished cucumber/
You don't have the heart for this game, you are Fabrice Muamba/


Why am I sparring with this igbo-addict?
Tell him lighting & inhaling a nun's cloth isn't a smoke habit/
You're a rat to your facebook friends - a low-class snitch.
Mik is a malnourished puppy with a fractured bútt - a broke-áss bítch!


I may just gun-bútt Mik......if i have know energy left/
He'd get pissed on like a pregnancy test/
Leave his cranium soaked in blood like John Kennedy's head/
If there's no weaponry left/My knuckles ain't necessary yet/
Apply pressure on his throat till i snatch his life like an identity theft/


I'm subliminal with my verse...the flow is eccentric/
Your bars are substandard - fillers are excessive/
Mik copies punches like Will Smith when he made Ali.....then stretch it
Your wack bars is like a stillborn: forced delivery & dead ending/


Listen twit, take lessons....Coog's a great legend/
I don't consider this a brawl....It's more like a rápe session/
We should never be mentioned in the same sentence/
You have the persona of a kid that still plays tekken/
Your duel with Ema prince was a union of 2 bítches - like a gay wedding/


Picture this Elf/He smells like pee & vomitus with a mixture of phlegm/
Siddoggg ripped your heart apart - he chiseled your chest/
Battling me must be suicidal thoughts...I'll will send you on a mission to hell/
.....Arrange your trip to Chibok for help.....or let you join Boko Haram & see for yourself/


This battle is done......wack rappers should fidget......like the fright of frodo/
If you'all talk shyte in my absence, expect my fight tomorrow/
Coog's a village serial killer.....I don't mask like Zorro/
.....armed with a shotgun...face covered in black....I'm Fadeyi Oloro/

Lagunna: Down memory lane...

coogar:

buhahahaha - only coogar can infuse fadeyi oloro, ken saro wiwa & kuje prison in his lyrics.

kim was very unlucky i was in a beast mode when we battled. if anyone did me this way, i would stalk him to where he buys plantain & inject his fruit with cyanide.

this is a lyrical slaughter.

Lagunna:

u dey try wella...i swear

teddybiyasi how far na ....

teddybiyasi:


how far me when yeyenatu accepts to stand one on one with me in hiphop ring

teddybiyasi: even tho bring me coogar since he's the big fish

what sid n Kim couldn't do, a girl can easily do it
proof go read about Samson

etc

coogar:

samson was a mumu - you won't get close to cutting my hair. i would break your two hands.

ELYMAXiimus: nawa o, anacksunamu must be aromo! Foolish hater!!! Idiot!

Guykhena, no vex abeg! I've been really occupied, infact nairaland has been the last thing on my mind!
I'm squizing out my this bed time to tell you this, so it won't seem like i'm INTENTIONALLy trying to do a vickybash!
A guy has been talking
rubbish that he saw me online when fyh posted! I know this dude must be aromo, he's the only hater that i got!

I don't even feel sorry for fyh, he should have complied on time!
Now he's making noise! Mtcheeew!
I'm sure he's got all the time to modify and modify his verse over and over again!
Yet he'll still be claiming it's a freestyle!
Pfft!

mikuz:

I thought you said you did not write?

Iceskidd: FFR don worse pass chat room. Mikuz abeg start banning folks that chats all night long on Ffr

ELYMAXiimus:
I don't even feel sorry for fyh, he should have complied on time!
Now he's making noise! Mtcheeew!
I'm sure he's got all the time to modify and modify his verse over and over again!
Yet he'll still be claiming it's a freestyle!
Pfft!

GLACIERZ: Whr did Loona disappear to na?

fuckyouhard: stop deceivin urself! u should be ashamed that ur now the one on the run....the challenger. ask guykhena when i sent him my verse. u were the same person runnin ur mouth faster than mushin public tap that u would be my nemesis, bla bla bla bla, and gave me a short notice. now listen to urself again.....after 3 days! modify and modify my foot. do u ever think i'd waste so much energy battlin u? u and iceprick are the cheapest here, that's why i wanted to kill u both in one day but the latter, out of fyh phobia, developed an instant stomach brouhaha and chickened out. i'm fearless, i can battle anybody! lose or win, i'd be a tough side. and i can battle learners too, anybody. my plan is to use both of u as warm up before i advance to better challenges. post ur verse and guykhena would post mine....and don't forget the ban condition. i think u deserve it

@captain confusion, when are u gettin ur verse ready? give me ur terms and condition so i'd know when to start scriptin

ELYMAXiimus: Ksslib, i'm really disappointed!

i thought we had a lil chat the other day?
Nd i told you bout this rhyming issue! Your excellent ideas again was screwed by the lack of rhymes! Three syllabics aint hard to rhyme na?

Testerfuze, your bars need that heavy part!
What you were doing were set ups!

A setup, then a creative diss line!
For each bar!!!

mikuz:

In public? Please lets find a room and go and enjoy ourselves before Cougar starts desecrating this place with premature eejaculation. You know he has low sperm count, you wan make he lose the small ones he try get?

yeyenatu: Hehehe... he don loose the one wey fit produce able bodied pikin.. na imbe-producing sperms remain him body oo. he don loose am untop olosos...


Wey my wrongturn battle thread?
Then later my fuckyouhard raunchy entertainment thread...

Hehehhe... 9/11 for a teddyoboyisi battle...




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