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ELYMAXiimus: Ksslib, you've got cool ideas! But you don't rhyme, nd if you're not rhyming you're not rapping!

When i read your lines i enjoy them, but thats cos i don't pay attention to the rhymes but to the idea you're conveying!

In a battle, rhyme is the very first thing everyone will check to know if you're rapping or just telling jokes!

Before your brawl, try to sort that out!
And i tell you, soon you'll floor the likes of mikuz and coogar, if they cross your path!



**max**

Lagunna: na so.. siddoggg vs coogar or emaprince vs coogar should go down...

based on this.....i think emaprince is good to go...

coogar: still on the road.....today's friday.
as soon as i get to my den, i would write for you. beating you blindfolded should be easy, let alone with my eyes wide open and 30cl of jack daniels in my system.

tell mikuz to fix the brawl for 9pm. i should get to london by 7pm. i should be fine with 2 hrs to write - not knowing a lot about you makes it easier for me. less angles to worry about so let's make it 9pm.

go & trim your lines, we don't want you dropping 90 bars when only 12 is needed.




it's going down tonight - i am kicking sidddogg out of the top 5 bracket. by tomorrow, FYH or limerick will take sidddogg's place in the top echelon.




you still came here to look for me? stop having clitöral erections for me, please. my type does not associate with your mgbeke breeds.

zip up, please.

kannymoore: I think you along with the guys who "liked" your post are pretty silly!
Taiye taiwo has a 40yr old twin.. Abi?.. We all know how twins are pretty fond of taking pictures and doing things together. Kindly produce a photograph showing taiye taiwo and his identical twin brother and I'll promise to log off Nairaland forever!

Its peeps like you who yarn crap and play silly jokes like that oaf of a child who started that Ebola salt water rumor and ended up killing hypertensive people.

You gotta watch your words son.

Emaprince: You are an ediot!
The bullshit on 2syllables is just too childish when I clearly rhymes better than you..its no contest!...when you were sauron,you hardly spit 2syllables sef..
And you must be retarded to think I'll add sh1t to my name by defeating a biter who can't come up with his own ideas..



Same old rants..cooger,you need a mental check up!




You are sufferring from delusion of grandeur!
Prince is a heavyweight and any of my battle with top tiers like mikuz,storm,loona,siddogg will hit the front page..so don't be decieving yaself thinking that front page battles needs you in it..
My only aim is to humiliate you infront of the whole NL b1tch!

Lagunna: this ur luv for coogar na wa o..

u no dey battle?

siddoggg: Next time?seems this guy aint ready.You verse is ready.Hit me up when u ready to die

iamaromolaeran: well your choice....if u fail to drop at 4 ..u get banned

vickybash: My battle threads got destroyed by the virus that attacked nl..if am to battle again,the battle might as well be epic.vicky vs teddy or vicky vs krone

coogar: siddogg is dead the next time i grab my pen to write. i would do him haphazardly like a dentist fixing an appendix.

fuckyouhard: ok, now ur in the kitchen bleep u hard my feet!

coogar: you are a big fool - the biggest in the southern hemisphere. i get nothing if i battle & beat you to a pulp. off my name alone, you could be made a LG chairman in your village. i am not going to battle a rapper that cannot make more than 2 syllables when rhyming.

currently, teddyishappy writes better than you.



this poof continues to delude himself that he's good at writing.......emaprince, a aren't there danfos in your neighbourhood that need competent drivers? your fingers are useless with the pen, they need something more manual like cutting grasses with a machete or mixing flour in local bakeries.

go fùck yourself, you homoeròtic gibbon!




oloshious fellow!
i didn't even see this bit when i replied your first post. so you are looking for a cheap popularity - battle coogar & get your name on the front page?

you don't deserve such a shot into limelight. you would remain underground for long like one of chilean miners. your written is weak, you are a witless apprentice. go & practise hard, watch how top tier lyricists write and learn.



ma nigga!
what up? you are becoming scarce these days, homeboy. i hope you haven't been terrorising the ladies in your area.

coogar: you are not top-tier.
coogar doesn't eat small fries. practise your lines with newbies...grow some sharp claws & develop your wits then you can step to me.

i am your intellectual god....your god of science & rhymes.

YoungDaNaval: Imagine You Are About Falling 4rm a Six Storey Building, But You Still Hanging On a Brick And You Need Help Urgently.
Then a Man Who Has Ebola Virus Stretches His Hands To Help You.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO??

daveP: what sayeth thou Thou spakest as one who has diverted from what we all thus discuss.




So u blame d govt for cohabitation? Hehe Thats 1


il like you to in numerical terms explain what you mean by 'invaluable exposure'



abroad it is very very wrong for jamie to think of cohabiting with alicia cos of one nansense reason. Its even rare among whites and blacks. A black would rather cohabit with his dudes till he is ready to settle. Same for the ladies.( rem its students we talking of here) so what EXPOSURE ARE YOU TALKING OF? EVEN here i wonder the value that experience has done to students after they graduate. Cohabit ko, coba-hit ni!

50calibre: Sorry to say brah! You senseless.

So you're only concerned about virginity, you sound like a Muslim terrorist.

How about prospects, how about attitude & personality, don't they count in your book? All you demand is a virgin.

There's no law or code which dictates that a female reserves anything for her future husband, stop that archaic talk. She cooks for Mr A today, she can still cook for Mr B tomorrow.

Btw see your brother

acenazt: Men my Dad Loves me so much he's Renting me off K before I even get Admission. Normally I love Girls,Naturally me and Sex Na Padi so why Not get a girl to come stay? Am even doing her a favor. Free accommodation,dick,food,bed and me. All she gots to do is spread,cook and do her part.

50calibre: I think the style of co-habitation in Nigerian universities is very nice, I wish I enjoyed such luxury.

Nothing as nice as having a housewife to look after your every need.

I did have sleep over weekends with my then girlfriend in Uni, the best she'd do is bring loads of junk foods while coming, and then tidy up the place. I'm expected to sit indoors all weekend and pay her attention, no going out, no excessive playing of video games else trouble. Nothing like that of Nigeria

I love Nigerian system, sounds like great fun. A guy can rent a very big house all to himself & have as many chics serving him, filling him belly & emptying his balls he don't got to explain anything to nobody because he's boss.

I didn't have such luxury.

montestic: cohabitation among undergraduates? mmmh . its gud 4 d guy and bad 4 d gal

Dbestmax: Let's b realistic here and call a spade a spade..Me..I love women ..Even my future wife knows dt wiaeva she might b rite nw...for Gods sake cohabiting changes u as a man..
1 is dat u bcome a proud liar both 2 her and ur people cos u hav 2 explen u wayabts 2 her and u hav 2 lie 2 get funds frm ur sponsor..ALL 4 HER..
2 is u neva get serious cos almost all ur study time is spent fuckinn..I can giv u a weekend..I "MAY" giv u a week depending on my decision..bt youngLady afta dat u must find ur 2 wiaever u came from..we all know evritin's got limit..#GotDat

gulfer: My say; @OP, your mind is dirty. I lived with girls in my hostel for 4years and there was none I dated but we had about 4 that later got married and are still married. When a government/institution fails to put in place the required for students, students help themselves how they could. For me, I'd say, the exposure is invaluable for some of us.

Dannyxy: cohabitation is a sin..

btw, I wonder why a lady will be giving a guy that she is not married to, everything that is supposed to be reserved for her husband, you cook for him, you have sexx with him, you wash his clothes, ahn ahn, which one you wan reserve for your husband now? nawa oh

That's why I say I must marry a virgin, call me judgemental, but that's my standard, if as a guy I can do without sexx, then what does a lady have as an excuse?(if she was ra.ped then it's understandable)..

maxism2: My compound mate lived with a girl as live in lovers in schl ooo
if d girls brother was to visit, d girl will beg us to accommodate the guy since it was d girl that paid for d apartment. She will remove everything that shows d presence of a guy in that room.
it was when d girls brother visited that we got to knw that she's d daughter of a well respected Cele pastor.

D day she fainted in our lodge!!!! we got to know d guy had impregnated her and she evacuated d foetus or whatever. the guy graduated b4 d gal.
d girl didn't live with any other guy till final year but she was only allowing a particular Guy visit her on WK ends from another uni.

For me, I had 3 babes but none lived with me but maybe one may come on WK ends to cook

maxism2: My compound mate lived with a girl as live in lovers in schl ooo
if d girls brother was to visit, d girl will beg us to accommodate the guy since it was d girl that paid for d apartment. She will remove everything that shows d presence of a guy in that room.
it was when d girls brother visited that we got to knw that she's d daughter of a well respected Cele pastor.

D day she fainted in our lodge!!!! we got to know d guy had impregnated her and she evacuated d foetus or whatever. the guy graduated b4 d gal.
d girl didn't live with any other guy till final year but she was only allowing a particular Guy visit her on WK ends from another uni.

For me, I had 3 babes but none lived with me but maybe one may come on WK ends to cook

fr3do: Its this kind of yarn that pisses me off!
So sex is not enjoyed by the female?

taiwolusol: I honestly wouldn't know what to say

fuckyouhard: u should knw ur way round here first, cos right now ur in the toilet. smh

MadCow1: YOU MEAN MY EDUCATION WAS ALL A LIE!!!













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