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immortalvoices: I really need to start unfollowing some friends here, too many disappointing comments...my God!
The Good thing about this man is the more u criticize him the greater his popularity and anointing remember "what human don't understand they seek to destroy, what dey can't destroy they call names" I WEEP FOR MANY HERE!!!

Seconded

victorazy: U no know anything. U just quote Bible u never knew. Did TB said na God send the sickness and the did God said Satan is not the cause of ALL sickness? Quiet and don't ridicule a prophet.

Fool! Remember the story of Job...

CharlieMaria: TB Fake. SHM for him and those who believe his fake so called prophecies.

Die In Ignorance!

experimentist: Hide story

Idowu Suckca Olalekan

My wife and I were having a serious quarrel
when I said to her...
"pack your things and ....."
At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop
for her to receive the call.
It was her her dad. The phone was on speaker
so I could hear what he was saying. After the
usual pleasantries between father and daughter,
he said:
"my daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000
into your account, give your husband $500,000
out of it, and you can have the other half."
After the good-byes, the call ended, and she
turned to me:
"you said I should pack my things and do
what?"
"I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM
TO ME TO WASH.

Lmao

dady12: touch not annoiting and do my prophet no harm.those of you critisizing the annoited one of God,i pray God should touch your heart and repent.the more you critisize .tb joshua the more GOd blessed his ministry.sit on nairaland to abuse men.of God

They Won't Listen!

rawtruth: You don't sound like one who understands a thing about spiritual matthers.

The Dude's An Illiterate!

justinlmj: I dont go to his church but I know he has healed and delivered alot of ppl....do u think he paid all of them ?

Wise Question...

IYANGBALI: But dis dude fine o,see as my toto dey wet for him fine face

Agent 4rm The Pit Of Hell!

zeroshadow: They don't know who they are referring to they are just been religious bigots.
god and satan don't exist.

Athiest!

Missy89: This dude needs to keep quiet

smh

adrainuche: TB joshua Shut Up !!! Ebola virus that are found in fruit bats and Monkeys, its a normal virus like flu. Stop all dese rubbish if u like try and start healing them ... All dese religious maniacs and politicians are d one killing this nation. I pity for our generations they wont be happy at what we leaft behind for dem... Education is whatwe need not all dis religious money fraudster called pastors and voted ministers and governors calling theirself politicians. Bunch of weirdos, instead of telling people how to protect themself.ure saying rubbish .

You Too Shut Your Maggotic Fungi Infected Toothless Mouth Up! People Has Been Feeding On Those Same Fruits And Bats 4 Ages Even B4 You Were a Foetus. Why Didn't They Got Infected With The Virus Then? Why Now? Whats The Cause now if nat the devil You Stupid Fellow!

alotofgrace: Thank God say heavenly race is personal, this man for don discourage me from Christianity taytay

smh

oyb: so Satan now has the powers of God?

Fool! Read Your Bible!

zeroshadow: T.b joshua taking Nigerians for fools since 1400.

And Indeed You're a Big Fool!

gatiano: That is because he knows who satan is. he needs not be scared and just say it out loud. satan is a human being just like every other human. El- Rufai stated he won't retreat unless satan converts to Islam. Do you think they don't know who they are refering to? we should ask them who this satan is.

Smh. Indeed Creative thinkerz are nat born but were made and guess what? You aint one!

dridowu: Hmmmmm this man just wish to get in ebola movie by force. His may wish is just that, they should allow people from affected con3s to troop into Nigeria so that they can come for deliverance/healing/treatment in his church. Which may directly/indirectly cause the spread of the disease Nigeria.
But Govt should please kindly turn deaf ears to this fake propangada by quarantine any ebola suspected individual.

May God 4give u.

matify: I just wonder why this sorcerer is still news worthy?

He did not see it coming and now wants to cash-in on the popularity of it.

I am sure he is berating himself and saying " why did I not prophesy about a disease that will come and the whole world will run helter-skelter"

One Word 4 You ==> FOOL!

frank317: lol... 'ebola is from the pit of hell' and that makes news. smh

he didnt see this one coming and so it wasnt one of his dooms day prophesy.

i cant stop laughing. Mr. TB, its not about standing here in Nigeria and shouting ' people of Liberia, Sierra Leona, Guinea, you are released'

travel over there like Mr. lier Jo traveled to Tanzania to heal and unknown man who had a crazy drug addict of a son, and heal them by laying hands for them.

no be say if oyibo or scientist find cure you ga talks say na this 'you are released' way u talk heal them,

smh

*. Even With A "Glo-Sim" Inserted To Ya Brain.......You Still Won't RULE THE WORD!

*. Even With A Razor Blade Attached To Ya Brain.......You Still Won't Think Sharp!


*. You're Dead As 4uck.....I'll Force A Dick Into Ya Mouth And Make You Realize How Much You Suck!!

Ksslib: do what exactly? Did she do any different what has been going on? smh
*******
All i see is a Paul walker who prefers riding a d1ck to ferrari.

Excuse me??

CharlieMaria: Glo abi mtn sim?

Lmao! Maybe Reltel Wireless....

Who's this Carefreewannabe of a biatch detrailing this thread? Mikuz, plz do the needful!

007Bruce: bytch, this aint romance section! Get your wet pussssy outta here!

Lmao

coogar: a nanny goat pissed on your head when you were a child, that's why you keep pursuing me from one section to another. haba, do something to your vagïnal contractions now. i have repeatedly told you cats don't associate with worms.

hit emaprince's cellphone - una fit each other. the love child of stüpidity & dememtia would be fun to watch. who knows - your child might get into the guinness book of record as the only human being with 2 brain cells.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha See Bomb Eeh!!!

fuckyouhard: "play to (plateau)??

Plate Too?

Disgusting!

kannymoore: ....And you'll do what if I may ask

Just look @ the tone of your language...nonsense!

Abeg.. Enjoy your life. Life's too short!

I'm outta your space.

Cøol Then, Don't 4get To Mind Ya Business Nextime ok?

When The Employer Says "YOU CAN GO NOW, WE'LL CALL YOU SOON" and after 1,2weeks ah didn't get any 4uckin call 4rm them. E Dey Vex Me Eeh!!

W.H.O adding salt to injuries since 200BC!

kannymoore: Dude..you call me a son-of -a- what again?

Come oh... Take a cursory look @ my profile. I aint your mate @ all!
When I joined nairaland, you prob may have just finished your JSCE...


When I did my JSCE, you weren't even BORN!!!!!

Please, just cos we're on a faceless forum doesn't give you the effontery to spew crap about people you know next to nothing about.

You're still a young boy... I won't join words with you. Its beneath me.

Meanwhile, I see you still haven't found the photo.
Nice.

Sigh.. Small boys of nowadays!!

Life's a long journey my bro.

See you later when you're in your mid-thirties.

Don't Dare Quote Me Again! I'm Warning You 4 The Last Time Mr Man.....

You're 4given. Go Home and Sim No More.

J12: Are you trying to be a star because your husband brought a deadly epidemic to Nigeria? Just shut the hell up!

Chill bruh!