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Btruth: Come and see shame in its full regalia! Imagine Oyinlola so desperate to return back as the PDP National Party Secretary? I'm sure, there are some funds that that man is seriously eyeing to loot. #Ole!

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#GEJTILL2023!!

Kinezeala: No way, that battle is cancelled. There is no way Suarez ll battle on here again!

How do you think outsiders ll see us if we still allow a certified vampire to continue battling? They ll certainly make fun of us!

Suarez ll never battle or vote on battles anymore, unless he begs for forgiveness. Although he has confessed to being guilty as charged, but that's not enough! Hes has to ask for forgiveness!

Suarez Vs Mikuz



Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD:

I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip/
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch/

http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal- vs-swave-sevah/

He changed fractured tailbone to fractured bbutt and changed female dog to malnurished puppy.

Suarez, dias God o!

Kim, you're indeed an illiterate........

coogar: my rhymes went -


how is my bar similar to the one below? mention one similar rhyme or set-up. even a fool of 5 knows the writer that could come up with the "smoke habit" pun wrote this bar without the knowledge of the one below.



no one changed nothing here. the difference in the build up is because none of the writers knew each other's work before writing their shyte.



whose fault is this?
i came here to ask for sidddogg's head. someone said he got caught on facebook - you instantly got interested like an irresponsible father that you are & pronounced his death sentence.

if you are retired, stay retired!
if you want to come out of your retirement, then say so. at best, you should be observing not pushing upcoming niggaz down like you are one god of thunder, here.

lo & behold - you were caught biting after accusing others of the same crime. you are the worst hypocrite to have ever lived. don't bother yourself about what NL will become - it's not your grandfather's property. go to your land ridden with oil-spillage to worry about what it would become.

fück outta here, you obese bastärd......

#WORD!

Pained bi!tch! Are u in ur period again?

Kinezeala: You are talking nonsense, total balderdash. Only those kids who fly around your ddick 24/7 ll believe all these bbollocks you're spewing. No sane individual ll ever see it the way you're putting it. Shame on you and your army of rretarded ccocsucking vampires!

Cooger stop deceiving yourself and these little children, everyone can now see it that you're the Suarez of rap.

You ll die young for biting that broke @ss bbitch line against me. Your wife ll grow barren and you ll be as impotent as hell. Your manhood ll be as useful as an appendix! You ll never find joy in anything you do, your misery and sufferings ll multiply over and over again. May your remaining days on earth be as long as your little finger. May those who want you dead be numberless as the sand of the sea. Your enemies ll never rest until they see that you've gone six feet below! Your shine ll stolen from you like Nigerian general election ballot boxes!

Stop talking please, if there's any iorta of decency left in you, you ought to apologise and beg for forgiveness else we ll barnish and chase you outta here just like we did to Sleak and his crew of rretarded ccocksucking vampires.

I now greatly regret for hyping that Cooger Vs Siddoggg thread, I made a big mistake, I should have hyped you as the greatest NL biter ever liveth! When Ibime said I deserved a slap for hyping you, I thought he didn't mean it, I never knew you're such a shameful vampire!

Cooger you're a disgrace to textbattling, no sane human ll ever take you serious in textrap any longer. Ibime and that broke @ss bbitch punch don finally reveal the Suarez in you. I'm going to delete that hype I gave you on that thread, cos if I leave it there, newbies go still dey think say you are equal to the hype, not knowing that you should be described as an ignominious dracula.

Shame on you and your army of ccocksuckers. You have finally been exposed, we have now seen the Suarez in you. Saurez of rap!

Myndd44, Mukina2, Seun where are you people?
Cooger should be ex-terminated from this section. He has commited the most heinous crimes of all.
Cooger has been caught copying, lifting and biting other people's lyrics. He has deceived this little kids enough. Please take the necessary action and throw him outta here. His offence is punishable by a lengthy ban. It should serve as a deterrant to prospertive biters. If Cooger is not stopped, hes gonna inspire these innocent kids into the dishonourable act of biting too!

Kinezeala: WACKO!!

I'll rather be a wacko than being a biter like Ibime your god!!

Kinezeala: Hahahaha . . Illiterate goblin, textbattling is not a career. So you're a school drop out?

Ended my career with other people's lyrics? Are you a mmoron?

What about your own career? Do you have one?

Oh I forgot. Sucking Cooger's ddick is your career.

Wack ddickrider! You can't write a pun to save your pathetic life.

Keep sucking Cooger's ddick, if we take a closer look at you, his balls have started to leave marks on your lips!

See this bastard. You aint even ashamed of yourself. Heard you a graduate and keep spewing blunderz here and there. Mikuz your a disgrace to this earth. Your a jobless fool outside nl. Talking about career in real life? Nigga don't dare me, am aint a civillian like you. I can 4uck your entire generation up with just ma identity card! But who are you? A Faggy Lad With No Goal or Ambition, Nature made you Jobless! Coogar made you Modless! Infact, Kim Your a Waste!!

Kinezeala: Cooger deceiving children since 1980!

The same coogar who ended your career ni?

Ibime: So Abe Lincoln was getting bloowjob when he died? Anything to wriggle.

They both got their brains blown on the seat. Lincoln on the cinema seat, and JFK on the car seat. You bit yet another rap from the YouTube battle leagues,

Meanwhile I'm biting fillers and build-ups from Sauron out of all the hundreds of punches I've dropped. . . Good!

Any vet who knows how to write multis knows that multis can end up the same as what's been done before. I wrote my punch against Thunder:

He claim he work in Hedge Funds. . . but let's call a spade a spade. . . he must be on gardening leave/

Then I put together multi schemes that rhyme with gardening leave.

Thunder is Igbo. . . so. . . "I smoke thís Igbo. . . like I'm sparking weed/

What's my next multi? Pardon me/ hardly breathe/ part the sea/ charter fee/ hard to see/ carve the gee/ martyr me/ heart agree/ etc etc.

Second scheme. . . I choke him till he hardly breathe/

And there's my lines.

Any emcee proficient with multis knows thats how it's done. Hence multi schemes can be similar. A vet would never accuse another vet of copying multis. When punches are bitten, then we cry foul.

Yet you want to deceive schoolkids. Ibime who spits 100 bars monoflow using the same multischeme from start to finish cannot compose multis so he has to bite Saurons multis word for word - like I even remember his rhymes, or am dumb enough to bite word for word from the same site.

At least accuse me of biting a punch and stop deceiving kids.

Meanwhile we know you bite cos you bite PUNCHES, change one or two words, and always bite from YouTube battle leagues. Jor oh!

BITER!!!

fuckyouhard: everybody is guilty nobody holy pass - tu face

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coogar: ibime is a lunatic....
ever since mikuz set that battle up with siddoggg, he wasn't comfortable. he dropped his generic 2-way syllable bars to seek my attention at first, i ignored.

the moment someone said siddoggg had a scandal on facebook, he latched on it immediately & was asking that his battle with me should be cancelled. what's his business with what happens here if he's retired?

SAF has retired - he has no say in united again. retired people just observe, they don't yap their mouths like pitbulls with no leash. at least, allow sid to come explain himself......you have to agree ibime's IQ is inversely proportional to his age.

he swayed your battle, now he's trying to prevent sidddogg from battling. i have never seen anyone more irresponsible. a married man with a daughter - dragging the credibility of all ijaw people in the mud. shameless old fool. i was in primary school when ibime graduated from uni.

Ibime Verdict shouldn't Count in that your brawl with siddog to avoid dickriding.....just an opinion though!

Ibime: His second battle with Mikuz:



Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD


I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bitch - CLEAR BITE!!!

http://battlerap.com/lyrics/arsonal-vs-swave-sevah/

Same thing as his three previous bites against me - the ninja just bite lyrics from Smack URL, KOTD and UW and post them on Nairaland.

But Nobody Cares........mr attention seeker!

coogar: don't mind that old fool - like his father owns NL. if siddoggg wants to post anywhere, no jupiter can stop him. ibime has also been found guilty of shark bites. he's using 10,000 freestyles he's dropped as an excuse - a bite is a bite.

it doesn't matter if you have dropped 1 billion freestyles. what makes you think siddoggg doesn't have 20 billion bars too? who is this fat fool to be deciding who does what?

ibime - the same lunatic that doesn't have an opinion on the sports section - he comes here to form kingkong. dem born am well to speak out on the sports section?

airmark - you better hold me before i spaz completely here. tell that obese bïtch whose gluttony would kill soon to mind his fücking business. otherwise, i would turn this place to hiroshima.

Seconded!

victorVIC1: This thread reminds me of the Indian movie "like stars on earth" Every star irrespective of its size sure has its own significance...Let his dad get him a very good private teacher.He should also be disassociated from friends with academic incompetence cos the company u keep will go a long way In determining how far u are willing to go in life

Indian What?

Itoroetti: i doubt if u are a graduate.
how does dis concern GEJ?What have ur fadaa achieved in his miserable life?
someone with phd is what u refer to as blockhead.
if u dont respect people's fada,dont expect urs to earn any respect.

seconded

kobonaire: @Nedu2000 worry not .... He has a bright future among Nigeria's political elite. The only decision he has to make is PDP or APC

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DONMAYOR19: 22nd/24 for 3 consecutive times u said? If is true, then the boy is brilliant, he is brilliant because he is above two people in 3 attempt....no be person dey score 23/24 and 24/24?

Technically True....

adrainuche: Am.quite sure u have a low IQ by the way it seems obsolete i dis post

Chai, English hard ooh!

Pray wif the SCOAN anointed water if u av one......

@Ladies. Biko keep playing hard to get while your age mates getting married evry saturday. Shey na ashebi u wan be till eternity ni??

9ice Move Bruh! Ah dan miss diz guy die!

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Doppest song of all time!

Kinezeala: Guy abeg stop typing my nick.
What's your problem?

Can't you stay without Mikuz? Are my your girlfriend or what?
My chick sef never hang on my ddick like this before sef.

Wetin come concern you with my posts? Was I talking to you? Did I ask you to be wack?

See me see trouble o.
Nyanga dey sleep trouble come wake am.

This should be the last time you ever quote me in this forum.

Mind yaself before you'll jumb from nsogbu and enter trouble!

E be like you no know your mate.

Oga, respect urself and stop derailing this thread to avoid being ban for life....

Madcow, Madness.com & Born2fuck . Lmao

#RESPECT!!

Tha Bleep??

cirmuell: you must be visually impaired, "MTN has a cutting machine in their office" has been mentioned more than thrice on this thread. If you can't cut it yourself, take it to ur SP office.

Must you Insult? Smh

yeyenatu: I still dey sleep...and I dey bored..this is like my lullaby...

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ain't like coogar whose buying time so he could come up with a punchline// or teddybeetch that's a tow-truck so coogar can shoot her to limelight//and I like sweet things so cnt be bothered with the one called limeLike//

And mikuz, tht one I no even wan mention just so I can save time// elymumu own matter na just say d guy no get gay type// e wan fit in but it stills dey do him like say e dey waste time// dude suppose dey alaba jeje dey follow play pipe//

Yes!!!! I say... coogar is a vagabond// ibime is d master-plan// if anyone ask you please tell them Natu said so, s she b d only MegaMind// all the others na wash as their brain never comot for their mama's womb.

Go shout it on the highest mountain// that Natu is ready to spike the lyrical fountain//and if ur voice ain't loud enough...go suck my dog's tits, e be like say e dey lactate// and hit head for wall three times maybe u go begin dey sensate//

Welcome to my dungeon//I'm the newest lyrical Scorpion//I don't need no dane-gun//to take over the verbz Nation... you dig?!



YeaYeaNot

Chai, your own wackness can cause Ebola!!

toogentle: she is using your airtime to call her female friends to ask them if they cooked food? She's hungry and you expect 200 naira to fill her stomach. Maybe it is possible sha. I don't know.

Chai, are u one of em?

Mine was few hours ago. She said she was hungry. I gave her ma hard earn N200 nai she carry am buy airtym. E still dey vex me.....

kendrick93: stop quoting if u arent gat anytin useful to say to me.
btw ling tym.. i guessed u scared dats why u ran away

You're a Fool! Who ran away? U'd beta shut up to avoid my everlasting E-torture. E-DIOT!!

fuckyouhard: ur father from his graveyard. call that ghostwritin. douche

Hahahahahaha smart reply sha!