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JigsawKillah: oh sshit. . . I dont understand you. . . I'm over you bbitch/
it's fa'ya own wackness, that's why ya sober too bbitch/
digital and the gee town? Please go to school bbitch/
or you gon' end up like Giyazz selling clothes and toothpicks/
the fool said he stroked my ddick, oh my. . . Foolish!/
my puns leave ya with blueprints. . . Im Jay-hova too bbitch!/

you talkin' likes? I had more than 8 in my battle/
the onlyone you had was airmark's he thought he had to/
to encourage you, you're a misfiring misfit. . . You match with Teddibiyasi showed your best chance to gettin' ya goal ended in the back post!/

you bbastard son of a thousand dads/
your ddick erects as soon as you hear the sound of ffags/
your mom is a fulltime wwhore, your dad's world best drunkard/
the only accolade you had was the world's best ffucktard!/

i donthave to waste these bars/ its even a pity i made it hard/
the way teddy boots him off, showed he doesnt win ladies hearts/



SAW

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Djicemob: I've been an avid observer of the battle threads for quite a while now and couldn't help but say:::This rule of letting only "Regular members" vote is taking a negative toll on the battle threads as the case in FYH vs Mikus battle(Lotta cases of politicking,swaying and illfeelings)...I humbly suggest that,voting should also be allowed to neutral members also,of which,the moderator of the battle picks credible votes,collate,announce results and move on to the next one.Now where are the regular members when u need em?

Word!

This is the real definition of what we call d.ope battle. Both emcee came hard with serial killer punches scattered here and there. I think this thread has just proved Ibime wrong the way he underates em newbies here. 9ice one you'all!

iamaromolaeran: This Athlete couldn’t cop gold and I got his silver hanging/ if he hides amidst goddesses I ll’ give his Divas Spanking/
Then split his brain for all to see that his I.Q is lower than ‘Tahiti Fifa Ranking’/

Hahahahahahaha choi! Lwkmd *rolling on the floor*

@op, u get time oh! Well, Distance is nat a barrier sha.

GIYAZZ: Liar! Stop lying and better quit rap, you can't rap!

You Dan Start? If na coogar now, una go say im dey derail the thread... Drop barz jor!

Krizzkutz: F̸*̸*̸k̸ what mik is sayin . . Krizz is hard/ irmmba in that nl groupie nigga was like kutz u sick, infact/ all of a sudden now thesame krizz is wack/

jst because ii leaked his chat/ mik is a stupid snitch n gay/ talking abt my battle with lime, wen his own loosing streak is bad/

prekky whoop am, cooger whoop am, emaprince unkor?? even sleak beat am/ n same nigga still calling him out for a rematch, but what did mik do?? scared fool, chickened out/

am not bullshiting yall . . what ii script is fact/ last year, he was all over khimwhyte, screaming damn dis chick is bad/ kim is hard/

in real life no girl wants to date him, cus chips he lacks/ n his 2inched, so any biitch he knacks/ belike pls iwanna tell u sth, but dnt start saying dis chick is harsh/ but guy na broom abi na priick be that??/

damn, na u n rabbit go the drag which person priick big pass/ that's y d nigga results to sexchats n chasing grls online . . we all knw how his bin flirting with vickybash/

now the niggas diick is hard/ enters fb to beg for sexchats, after whch he wul bring out his vaseline, cus that's what d bitch prefer/ slowly, den faster, d nigga is unique with hands/

its not his fault tho . . Uhl shout if u meet his dad/cooger frustrate am sote , he had to hack nl to delete his rap/

he wul go abt chyking his frnds grls . . that's y his clique leave am/ mik wul belike am d one u shudd date ur niggy is wack/ krizz is dis, krizz is dat, buh his not a snitching glad/

told khim ahl cross oceans, ahl swim rivers/ n mik if u vex me more, ahl show the whole world how u said ur life wudnt be complete until u sleep with her/



to be continued

Hahahahaha D.ope öne bruh!

Here's flow 4 Rank/ while some wackoes önly talk and rant/ ma linez choke their mouth/ and broke their heart/ just like what fyh did to kim.....what a Waste Of Barz!/. So watch me skinned em haterz/ with ma thin slim dagger/ leave em battered/ and then use their body tissue......as a toilet paper!/. Coz they're too fake and lame/ to shake this game/ or make a name/ coz even if they invest in project......they still won't make fame!/......lol

coogar: my class speaks for itself -
i am sure i have dropped about 5 deadly materials - mostly on FFR in a verbal jousting. what else do i need to prove? the only person left i need to battle now is modenine.



airmark is a kitten.
he doesn't want to die quick & lose his modship like mikuz. however, i won't let him get away with ducking. i will have teddy humiliate him later this week to celebrate ramadan.

Lol! Can't wait!

teddybiyasi: do it the normal way e.g krone I c/o you 100lines
n receive your death within the next 25bars

Hahahahaha

mikuz: Come lemme teach you how to rap. Kr0ne is not as good as me. Hes a small boy in rap. Come to me : Why are you behaving like this?

Forget all these things, you know I like you.

Smh

mikuz: This is outta the question. It is clear that I have 2 wins to my name this year. Joint tops with Teddybiyasi and Fuckyouhard.

I got the vote of every vet that voted. So votes from Lagunna and Yeyenatu do not matter.

And Cooger we won't recognise you as a vet until you win another match here. A one hit wonder does not deserve to be called a vet!
Stay there dey blow grammer.

Are you referring to the Coogar who flawed you and made Ibime your god duck outta brawl like a bitch??

coogar: no doubt about that....
you don't duck battles, you are durable and you have been the life-line in this zone, just switch up your pen game a little bit more and all your haters will be your friends.



mikuz, you started worse than teddy, limerick, etc. you will not move this place forward if the so called vets refuse to develop the upcoming writers. newbies are meant to be encouraged, they are not to be ridiculed.



if there's a tournament this year, how do you intend to get into it? how many battles have you had this year? how many of them did you win? you better start praying you would be made a judge - that's the only way you will take part, not as a competitor.

Word

mikuz: Good, which butresses my point that Mikuz has been carrying this place for the past how many months? Is he the only emcee here? 4 heavy weight matches out of 5!!!!!!

Have we not had enough of Mikuz? Put an end to ridiculous verdicts, get seasoned observers to vote on battles and we ll be having more than 40 tight battles in a month! Chicks like Yeyenatu and her baby sitters crew can't get this place where it ought to be. Rap battles like Teddybiyasi Vs YoungDaNaval or Limerick Vs Krizzkutz wont bring this place back to its glory days.

With the way Airmark is going, I do not think hes thinking of doing anything about it or even organising this year's King Tourney.

see pride na

airmark: Coogar, your end is near. Be prepared.......

Meanwhile dont accuse wrongly next time, you risk a ban.



coogar or sauron? some believe he was sauron

Wait oh! Are you scared to battle Coogar or something? Why nat pick this challenge and set it up so Mynd can move it to front page? Remember, Opportunity like this only comes but once oh!

coogar: 3 battles - flawless victory.
the only man capable of killing me here is retired, he got born again.

ibime died before he could get his verse off. mikuz's head got taken off & DBR was sent to a permanent retirement home.....i heard he's still bed-ridden.

on a serious note, it has to be fresh battles that are yet to be judged. there's no reason to push done & dusted battles to the FP or else people might see what mikuz did last summer to sleakid.

Lmao

mikuz: Are you supposed to be arguing about votes from the likes of Lagunna and YoungDaNaval? Who are they in rap? This is why this place ll always be a laughing stock. How many top rated battles have taken place here since this year?

Ibime Vs Mikuz
Cooger Vs Mikuz
ThunderStorm Vs Loonat11k
Fuckyouhard Vs Mikuz

Imagine that, a whole Nairaland. Only 4 heavyweight battles in 7 months. If not for Mikuz it coulda been just 1!!!!!

Top netcees ll never take this place serious when people like Yeyenatu are voting in battles. Why do you think sites like Letsbeef and Rap Royalty are well known?

Biko How many you win?

coogar: exactly my sentiments.....
less tonto dikeh gists, more dopë lyricism. you never know, oshiomole might read one of them and give kim a record deal.

Hahahaha lwkmd

yeyenatu: Buhahahahahahaha. No, my mother is a coogar!!! She eats clueless Boyz like you as appetizers, that's after a healthy lunch of muscled, able-bodied men.


And then she hires your mum out as props for bestiality movies. Cos even the dogs don't want to Bleep her slack tired skanky punny.

I'm the imp that tap dances on you, niqqa.



**munches chicken leg**

whose gon' miss you? No one!!! Get stepping!!!! Kid, and take your shrunk bawls with you!!!! Buhahahahahahahahaa. Chai... see as you dey whine like pikin wey dem pursue for class during home economics class. I cover face on ur behalf.
YeaYeaNot

Hahahahahahahahaha

mikuz: I no go battle here again, until you learn how to run things. Go to FB and see how battles are organised. Stick to organising ya local wack fights, I asked you to ban me.

You Mean How You're Being Whopped On a Regular Basis via Fb?? Mikuz, your a shame! Coogar amputated your both arms and legs plus FYH erased your head 4rm your body. Now we're left with Kim!!

mikuz: I didn't expect this from you too. Are you not the same person who said I lost to Khimwyte cos I allowed my haters to vote? Now you don dey change mouth?I read one of ya battles where you asked Sleakid or someone like that not to vote, true or false? So you're the only one allowed to choose voters? I can see that the sight of Cooger sends shivers down ya spine cos you're scared being removed as a mod, no wahala sha.



Well, if have chosen not to do things right because of the fear of Cooger then you and Mukina2 can eat the site.
And one more thing, do not forget to ban me.

Make I see how you go grow this place with Teddybiyasi vs Lagunna battles!

MIKUZ!!! For you're information, Airmark is the mod here and he has evry right on who or who nat to vote on battle threads unlike you. We don't know you! Coogar castrated the Mik outta you and turn you in2 a new creature that is Kim! Outta 30plus votes casted no1 voted 4 you. Aint you even ashamed of yourself? That was a flawless victory! Now you got buried by FYH and couldn't stand the heat. You even accepted defeat yourself so why you crying now? Your nafin but a pathetic løoser! @AIRMARK, I fink now you've seen the real Kim out Mikuz? #enufsaid!

Karlculauz: BITTEN VERSION


(In Professor's Voice)
ORIGINAL IS ORIGINAL


[size=80pt]BUSTED![/size]

Hahahahahaha Oya Kim, what do u have to say about this?? Airmark, hope you're seeing this?

coogar: kim bit a mod and the mod didn't even have the balls to penalise kim. the mod was so disappointed when i destroyed kim. he was the first to make excuses for kim that i was underestimated. ;Dthe mod wants a rematch so bad, he could give up sex for the rest of his life to see kim beat me. however, that will never happen. kim beating me would be the day a biafran survivor goes up north to marry a fulani soldier.

And These are the so called vets 40yrz old fat ibime wants em newbiez to look upto as role models ni? Wetin em wan learn 4rm em? How to turndown their dreams of riding bugati's to dicks?? Smh

fuckyouhard: bonez had done the 'gemini' pun before. and airmark did 'heartland' before the flood. even guykhena mentioned he has seen it before. the 'concrete beatin' is as generic as forkin that ur sis in fb. in lagos, we call people like u oniparo a scavenger. . u pick things from the waste bins!!

Mad people only fed 4rm what they picked 4rm the street and dustbin. Kim aint an exception!

mikuz: Bbitch, ya own na to dey quote rubbish, wack goblin.

lol See how bittered you are. Kim, here're 3wordz for you. GET A LIFE!!!

fuckyouhard: useless poor urchin! ur so-called vets are ur fb friends and dickriders. they had to come together and vote for u. what are u boatin of? are u not the same kim achebe i saw with poor t-shirt in a very local background on facebook? how about the horrible marks on ur face? u dirty, miserable snitch! ur not even supposed to be chattin here anymore after all the humiliation u suffered from krizz's exposures. that's why we don't regard u as a man. ur a disgrace!!!

word!

fuckyouhard: kim even bit from bonez like a local bingo

hahahagahahahahaha @Ibime, this punch is also generic abi? Dickriderz!

Apatheist: Who did Yahweh create first? Man, or other animals?
First account: Genesis 1:25-27 (Humans were created after the other animals.)
"And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good. And God said, Let us make man in our image.... So God created man in his own image."
Genesis 1:27 (The first man and woman were created
simultaneously.)
"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

Second account :
Genesis 2:18-19 (Humans were created before the other animals.)
"And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof."

Genesis 2:18-22 (The man was created first, then the animals, then the woman from the man's rib.)
"And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them.... And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man."

So, which came first?

Chicken Ofcourse!

mikuz: Cooger, Limerick, Kr0ne and Krizzkutz were asked not to vote before the battle, are you blind?

And who's YoungDaNaval, Yeyenatu and Lagunna to be voting in a rap battle? Lol

Airmark please run things properly.

Smh

striktlymi: Does it matter if I am an Atheist or not?

Nigga, itz a matter of Yes or No. I ask again, Are you an Atheist??

striktlymi: It's impractical to keep logic out in the kind of conversation the OP suggests.

Are You An Atheist??

ajibolabd: who came 1st btw u and ur mother?

Keep Logic Outta This And Hit The Nail On The Head!