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h20water:
My friend go church on sunday carry reading-lamp,power bank,extension,phone bt he forgot his bible.
He came back 14:00 and first service was 8:00
no be small mata

I dey tell u

segsman:
30000

Location? Lets see d parents pix also

Depending on what happened during the last relationship.
If the girl was super faithful and loyal and he still brks her,just forget it.....na devil she go turn

Middle-age

So d cost of a lion is 2m whoa! I'd own one someday

Is that a prison cloth? Dat means na G.R.A dem dey inside prison

englishmart:
money miss road. Lolz
"Touring Europe is karid" is IBU a cultist?

Kegite

dearsly:
E don reach FP....

Yes o D land Price go increase abi

dearsly:
Kk

Sir how much is the land? Shld I meet your agent?

Hmmm

Seen

falconey:
Angola?? where is that?

Capital of Yugoslavia

h20water:
na spoon ah dey use measure my fuel nw. :'

Spoon ke? Bro u go stingy for real life o.

My friend go church on sunday carry reading-lamp,power bank,extension,phone bt he forgot his bible.
He came back 14:00 and first service was 8:00

psp2pc:
the ladies know all this. but they would want to hook a niggur up by crook or hook.
common example is baby mama syndrome.. use pregnancy to tie a guy down...

So true

[b] got this on Whatsapp:
Nigerians suffering and smiling. Little wonder why
nothings
really affects us that much!

ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN
NIGERIA


1) Most compounds are noiseless because I better pass
my
neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave.


2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging
out
are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside are not cold and
no
fuel to drive out.


3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no
more Crunches and Mr Biggs


4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs
fuel.


5) No more congestion in network since many peoples
phones are off.


6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause
not
much people are online.


7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night
movies.. Light no dey naa
8.) There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions.


9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that
were
always online now concentrates on their studies


10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw
people
who haven't gone to church for months and years going
to
church and staying for both First and second services
just
to charge their phones.

cc lalasticlala No 10 just me laughing really hard[/b]

nma4god:
chaaaaayyaaa....sorry abt dat.....i think everyone is on break now or u went late ....u should try going bfor 3pm n maybe someone will b around to attend to u...

Hope to get in contact with you someday in school

ugwusunday:
U just nail am

My frnd is guilty of that no 10 D guy go church yesterday around 8am coming back by 14:00 Em carry reading lamp,power bank,extension,phones bt no bible

[b]I got this on Whatsapp:
Nigerians suffering and smiling. Little wonder why nothings
really affects us that much!

ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN
NIGERIA

1) Most compounds are noiseless because I better pass my
neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave.

2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out
are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no
fuel to drive out.

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no
more Crunches and Mr Biggs

4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs
fuel.

5) No more congestion in network since many peoples
phones are off.

6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not
much people are online.

7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night
movies.. Light no dey naa

There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions.

9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were
always online now concentrates on their studies

10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people
who haven't gone to church for months and years going to
church and staying for both First and second services just
to charge their phones.[/b]

cc lalasticlala No 10 just me laughing really hard

She came for the money... Meanwhile the nigga looks like a tout

Some take two days,
Some weeks
Others months
It all depends on how the guy is playing his game....
If I ask a lady out and she says she'll think about it......I won't bother her anymore,I will start acting like her boyfrnd...
Note: when doing this,you need to check out for sign....if thinks aint moving on...brother find another train

Ha! She'd die.... Bae told me she was pregnant yesterday and I almst lost it... Being a young dad isn't bad bt being a father of 2 at dis young age....hmmmm

Pst ke?

Pics or

Be smart and give her an indirect answer

No price tag No number No location How can we get in contact with you?

cionon:
You were right!

Pls go through some of my post nd you will see things related to what you're facing now