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nice one ,you nailed it bro.

Read some funny things people do in Abuja

http://www.funnycapnaija.com/2016/02/abuja-4020-funny-things-people-do-in.html?m=1

el rufia wanted to demolish bantex face with slap ,no more catapiller or bulldozers.but all this rumor mongers in nigeria,one day they will say buhari slaped osibanjo.

the guy no wan wash plate for the resturant

these dudes are playing hide and seek with nigerians. i pity those crying for them,i rather cry for kaichukwu. publicity stunts at its peak(milk)

no recharge card to call

I dey come back make I off my gen first

modified: even SSA on communication to God no fit own such number of phones lols

so sad he is going to watch the video from heaven,enough free data there.R I P bro.

how did he(fayose) know?,did he die and resurrect?

if only the 15000 airtime can call God,then i don't have any problem with the recharge blunder.

Maybe the official photographer went outside to piss

Being broke is "temporary" being out of cash to solve some daily needs.In Nigeria is always a daily incidence for most folks depending on the rate at which their income flows in and flies out,i have been broke too,In fact am currently broke and that's what has inspired this 15 list of what an average broke guy in Nigeria feel like in order to keep his head afloat till next pay day. Nigerians most especially youths can easily relate to it. No hating oo
lets goooo thereeeeee..



1. When you’re broke you realize that soaking Garri is your hubby.
2. When you’re broke you take trekking as fitness exercise.
my guy: oboy why you dey trek?enter bus now!
me: noo i just feel like doing some "walkout".thanks for your concern
3. When you’re broke you realize that cowbell and peak choco already contain milk and sugar,all is required is just to add hot water.
4. When your broke you take NTA as your favorite TV station,you be like Gotv and startimes are too social.
5. When your broke you suddenly realize that is not a must to take mineral after eating jellof rice @ mama Nkechi’s mama put.water is God sent and natural.
6. When you’re broke you suddenly realize that you are in lenten period and is not a proper to eat meat.
7. When you’re broke you realize that crayfish and fish are all fish.
8. When your broke your brag that Nokia torch is the best phone for rich dude.so simple to use and connect business.
9. When you’re broke you insist that there is nothing like balance diet, food is food, na GOD dey save life.
10. When you’re broke you suddenly start watching weight.even when you don't have weight to watch
11. When you’re broke and unable to fuel your “I pass my neighbor” generator, you be like I love this heat is burning some fats inside me.
12. When you’re broke, fasting can come anything. Jesus is lord.
13. When you‘re broke you realize that the water in pure water and can water are all the same. i hate discrimination.
14. When you’re broke you suddenly realize that can coke is over hyped, bottle coke bae.
15. Add yours in the comment box,afterall am sure am not the only broke guy now.

part 2 coming soon.....www.funnycapnaija.com....have a wonderful weekend.

source:http://www.funnycapnaija.com/2016/03/when-you-re-broke-in-nigeriaseason-1.html

my neighbor is splitting with his wife and no one is talking about them, chai! money good ooo.

no 2,6,7,8,13 and 17 got my rips cracking

when chief marketer for Satan in hell has p.hd in customer service

Shamwilu immediately became an internet sensation, drawing positive remarks from far and near. As usual with such cases of amazing academic records however, there was also skepticism which inspired further checks on the JAMB website using the details of the candidate as publicised and the outcome reveals that the result presently on the JAMB website indicates that Shamwilu scored a total of 199 as opposed to 399 contained in the result earlier publicized.

As usual we prepared these 20 hilarious comments Nigerians made as the news was trending...this is just for humor,enjoy!

1. Na him papa set jamb?
2. From 399 to 199 in less than two days? Abeg that jamb registrar must be redeployed to central bank, let him drop our naira/dollar exchange rate in that same manner

3. That guy should sue jamb jor, which kin rough play them play with people’s future. That’s how they change people’s scores so that they can have more customers next year.
4. If it confirmed then, he is going to trend like Olajumoke and dada Ayodele of Unilag, But if not, jamb form in next year. Case close.
5. If it true the guy has no village people disturbing him but if the result is really 199, that means his village people has just concluded on his head.
6. The way Nigerians are spending their hard earn money to check this guy’s result; he might just break another record of most checked jamb result of all time.
7. 399? , is he related to Dada Ayodele of unilag?
8. This really calls for applause. Three and half Gboza for him, Gboza! Gboza! Gboza! Gbo!.
9. A guy wearing a singlet in a passport for a high rated exam like Jamb cannot score such mark.
10. Me self get 499, lols.
11. That guy deserves 399 years in prison to help him know the different between 399 and 199 .he didn’t even try using 299.
12. Maybe them born am with those questions. Maybe is brain is Google certified.
13. This guy just fouled about 150 million Nigerians in just few days. He should go and start yahoo yahoo.
14. His father wrote the questions, while his mother marked it.
15. This guy can lie ooo, is he an APC member?
16. A prank to few friends got extended to the whole country... isorite.
17. Lai Mohammed wanna be.
18. Some people are yet to check their own result but busy checking Ibrahim’s result just to make a point.
19. What of the extra 40 marks?, is it included in the 399?.
20. 9ja peeps no dey chill ,you are free to add yours

source and stew: [url]www.funnycapnaija.com [/url]

Abeg is Buhari back? hunger wan kill person for here una they talk p wotever.Obi go soon use them do politics.
biko nwanyi okpa, give me okpa 50 naira,write down my name i will pay you later.

Top Comedian, Ushbebe and his wife, Annette, have welcomed a baby boy. . The new dad shared the news on his IG page. Ushbebe and his wife got married in November 2013. Congrats to the latest dad and mum.
The baby arrived Tuesday night.

http://www.funnycapnaija.com/2016/03/comedian-ushbebe-and-wife-welcomes-baby.html

This is more easier

[quote][/quote]Tips!
How to get any lady's phone number without stress.

1. On seeing her, just give your phone to your friend to keep for you.

2. Now write your phone number on a piece of paper or [ your complementary card] and approach her.

3. Tell her "Please sister, i just lost my phone now, can you please help me and call the line"? .....remember no civilized lady will shy away from such help. Unless she's from Mbaise or Imsu

4. Call your line and let your friend pretend to have picked the phone.

5. Thank her so much for helping you with a smile and go your way.

6. Later, call and thank her for helping you the other time, having called your phone with her line.
After all, every girl will always like to keep in touch with people they've helped.
Thank me later......Amb Alvan NDjnr Chinaka

the love I get for APC Is hotter than the sun wey dey shine for sokoto. sokoto is now fully in Apc sokwoto.
biko mama nkechi,another origin,half bottle dis time.economy di bad.

funny ways nigerians react to trending issues @ [url]funnycapnaija.com[/url]

Government of Egypt no dey play with their women at all. singing "their women,their everything oo"

Taymour el-Sobky a prominent Facebook user was arrested last month and accused by prosecutors of slandering Egyptian women and damaging their honor. His comments on a popular evening talk show in December caused a furor.

According to Reuters Africa,an Egyptian court on Saturday sentenced him to three years in prison with hard labor after he asserted on television that many married women in the conservative country were unfaithful.

"Thirty percent of Egyptian women are ready for immorality, they just can't find someone to encourage them,"
said Sobky, whose Facebook page called "Diaries of a Suffering Husband" has more than one million followers.

"These days, it is very normal for women to cheat on their husbands and seek it out ... Many women are involved in extramarital affairs while their husbands are abroad,"
he claimed.
Sobky's comments included the suggestion that arranged marriages in traditional southern Egypt exacerbated the problem of infidelity because women ended up with men they didn't know.

source:www.shockafrica.com

UFO investigator looking for evidence of flying saucers has inadvertently stumbled across the suspected aircraft in an eight-month-old Google satellite image.
If Scott C Waring is correct, the plane had travelled to the Cape of Good Hope, off Cape Town, South Africa.

His claim on 6th of march 2016 coincides with the discovery of debris on the east coast of Africa in an area between Mozambique and Madagascar.
The wrecked parts are being sent to Australia for tests to see if they came from MH370.
Mr Waring, who is editor of UFO Sightings Daily, posted details of his discovery online.

If he has discovered the aircraft, it would appear the plane has survived the mystery crash largely in one piece.
The Boeing 777 disappeared on with 239 people on board en route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing on March 8, 2014.
Site of the debris find is about 1,200 miles from Cape Town.
Mr Waring today blogged:
"I was looking around the Cape of Good Hope for an old UFO sighting I found three years ago, and was hoping to make an update when I came across a shadow in the water, which resembled an airliner. He continued
“I used to work on B-1 bombers back at Ellsworth SD, at an SAC during my USAF days. I know a plane when I see one."
Probably MH370 mystery may be coming to an end soon.

www.shockafrica.com

An unending speech of the Tema Metropolitan Chief Executive (MCE), Isaac Ashai Odamtten had a negative effect on pupils and security personnel, who took part in this year’s Independence Day parade held in the metropolis.
38 school children from some selected schools who participated in Ghana’s 59th independence celebration held at the Tema Sports Stadium collapsed as a result of the long speech by the mayor.
Personnel of the Ghana National Fire Service (GNFS) were the first to collapse after the mayor virtually used the celebration to campaign and promote the agenda of the National Democratic Congress (NDC).
The pupils collapsed subsequently, compelling First Aid and Red Cross officers to move around the venue to transport the weak ones.the MCE used not less than 43 minutes and 42 seconds to address the children, security personnel and others who were standing in the scorching sun.
Information gathered by DAILY GUDE indicated that the Astroturf at the Sports Stadium produces excessive heat in the day which sometimes compels the managers of the facility to water the pitch during football matches to prevent the exhaustion of the football players.


SOURCE: ShockAfrica.com

Too much lashing for him anus cause the cancer,gay shit.

when the relationship is more of outside than inside.

I dey cum bak

nice one

ok

toolz and omosexy go be judge?

Nigerian girls be like,"tell them"

from Imo they are all moving to dubai to "rest".[img][/img]