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condom is still affordable even in this recession,so why starting what you cannot end?

sure both teams to score

early sign is when children starts bursting balloons used for decoration and no one cares. just come and be going.

some people will come and blame Buhari now.

biko is this story from zee world or African magic movies?

wait! i thought they said the economy is bad?.

they(north) are just single and seaching for "oil".

oga,go and sort out your candidacy issue first before coming out to spew rubbish. fight never start u don dey cry

nawooo! how can all these number people manage to donate just 1.2m?.na isusu?

looks like drama CDs to me.congratulations to them.

Pool party? and nobody entered the pool? Pool party poo.

Nawoo! read funny things Nigerians do when they are broke https://www.nairaland.com/2997206/when-re-broke-nigeria-season

DrayZee:
I wonder how he does it.

the guy is a genius

na when relationship dey new na him e dey sweet

no be lie

see other Photoshopped photos @ http://www.funnycapnaija.com/2016/04/artist-james-fredma-trolls-people-and.html

Because of Photoshop, anything is conceivable.
Artist James Fridman, who takes absurd Photoshop requests and interprets them quite literally and hilariously give people what they ask for.photo credit:@fjamie013.
Source:http://www.funnycapnaija.com/2016/04/artist-james-fredma-trolls-people-and.html

maybe fuel scarcity dey for kenya too

Add yours, lets have fun while we still search for fuel in “google” fill station

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gold plated or gold painted?

i prefer olajumoke's news making frontpage than this post making frontpage everyday by 3:30pm

Audu from the grave:na me suppose they for that SUV,death why me?
ordinary citizen from the grave: your even lucky you av entered SUV when you were alive,me na keke highest.

i want to blame somebody,hmmm but i don't know whether to blame Buhari or Goodluck,God help me. RIP BRO

u mean am?

Naija bloggers be like...
"come and see what this two Hausa girls and and one Igbo boy are doing".
"you need to read what Buhari said to Osibanjo and he started crying"
"olajumoke Completly nude,click and see"
"Wizkid relied Linda Ikeji and she fainted
"see what this mad people in the Market are saying about Psquare"
the hustle is real( LOLS)

very soon someone will make a Facebook video crying for wizkid vs linda,in Nigeria everybody is employed in one way or the other

Bola Ahmed Tinubu aka Jagaban (born 29 March 1952) was elected Senator for the Lagos West constituency in Lagos State, Nigeria in 1993, just before a military take-over in December 1993. After the return to democracy, he was elected governor of Lagos State, holding office from 29 May 1999 to 29 May 2007.
we funnycapnaija putted together 15 most hilarious quotes from the Jajabam himself..happy birthday and many more years sir.



ON NIGERIA POLITICS
1. "In politics you can't be a spectator and hope to succeed. It is like a football game. In the course of playing you sustain injuries and have bruises. You nurse your injuries and continue to play. Thats the only way you can win."

ON POPULARITY AND NIGERIA PRESS
2. I am in the news more because I’m
working, Nigerians discuss active men in the field.
3. “Mentoring any negative news about me will double the wealth of
any news media that published it.”
4. “My name today ls a financial market for journalists, not even elected politicians get the publicity l am enjoying.”
5. “Go and work till mentioning your name becomes a source of increased wealth for someone Even my weakness create wealth for
vendors…….”
ON PDP TAKING OVER LAGOS STATE
6. “There is no way for the Poverty Development Party, the Peoples Deception Party in Lagos because Lagos is not for experimentation.”

ON HIS PERSONAL LIFESTYLE
7. If you want me to do something for you, line up in an orderly manner. Then I can share my peanuts.
ON 2015 GENERAL ELECTION
8. They are planning to rig the elections but be ready to protect your votes. It is going to be rig and roast
9. “Creation is always more difficult than destruction; greed is easier than greatness.”

10. “Jega is already admitting failure and laying foundation for failure.”

11. “It has to be a perfect election in 2015, it has to be 99.9 per cent perfect. If he wants to lecture again about perfect and imperfection of electoral process, let him go back to the university”~ Tinubu.
ON HIS LOVE FOR MUSIC
12. “You don’t have music now. You now have O foka sibe, O gbona feli feli. I love listening to jazz a lot.”

read more @ http://www.funnycapnaija.com/2016/04/15-ahmad-bola-tinubus-most-funny-and.html

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Here are 15 complained funny Monday pictures and memes to keep your Monday hustle up and tight, so while we wait for our president to visit(oo he is here) us from Washington and to release a statement on Wizkid and Aunty Linda’s fight lets enjoy and make some money guys.

see more http://www.funnycapnaija.com/2016/04/15-funny-monday-pictures-and-memes.html

na the slap make you dey wear dat eye glass since time in imoo river