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Nollywood movies gave many of us the impression that all cats are witch I bought a cat from my village to benin, I couldn't find her again, she started hunting down our poultry and I asked myself, who send me

Africa is blessed, but the corrupt practices of our leaders are giving us bad reputation among other nations of the work, africa is beautiful, africa is great, we just have to stand for what is right and see the changes we'll make. The destiny of this continent lies in our hand, so let's make a great change today, do something Good and watch as we strive like other nations of the world

One day God asked OGENDO, what do you
wish for??..... He said "A. BIG car with
PLANTY girls in it!"....God ExclaImed,
"AmEn!"...currently. OGENDO is a bus
driver in a GIRLS SCHOOL. #BOB

Oº°˚˚° boy u go fear AY six packs nau

It's from this WHOT that I learnt that the heart of man is very wicked, just announce last card lasan, you'll hear "pick 3 up to 5 times"

Na wa Oº°˚˚° , I couldn't read all the write up Anyways FP

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Airforce1: Rita Dummynic and toto decay are guilty of dis offence

lmao, u get mouth o

saw this somewhere just said I should
share it.
:6:28amOnOct 14,2009
My girlfriend asked me why some men
prefer
prostitutes
to homely girls. after a brain cracking
session i
was able
to give her five reasons why i think some
men
prefer the
women of low virtue. she couldn't help it
as she
laughed
her guts out. I felt i should share these
reasons
here.
Before i do that, let me first of all let you
know
this
shocking truth;
80% of women are prostitute. It only
depends if
they are
WILD protitutes or DOMESTIC prostitutes.
The
wild ones
are the ones that stands in the hotels for
commercial sex
trade while the domestic ones are the so-
called
girlfriends we keep at home with the
false
impression that
we have a decent clean babe all to
ourselves, but
unfortunately when we are away they
sneak out
to have
sex with other guys and sugar daddies,
now tell
me how
are they different from the roadside
prostitute.
My
brothers, it is the same thing o. So
whether you
admit it
or not if your wife sleeps around with
Chief when
you are
not in town, then you have a domestic
prostitute
in your
house. So don't judge other men who
sleep with
the wild
prostitutes in hotels becos you are in
their shoes
too.
now the 5 reasons some men refer
prostitutes
are;
1. A prostitute does not expect you to
remember
her
birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts.
You don't
also
have to take care of her responsibilities
like
buying her
body cream, paying for her hair do, etc.
Yet you
still enjoy
maximum sex for a little fee which
cannot be
compared to
the expenses we spend on our so-called
clean
babes. A
friend of mine said his girlfriend won't let
him
touch her
or even talk to her because he didn't give
her a
particular
amount of money she requested. If this
young
man must
give her that money before he would
touch her
then what
is the difference between her and the
prostitute
out
there?
2. You don't need to remember the safe
period of
prostitutes because non of them would
come
back telling
you they are pregnant.
3. Prostitutes won't compel you to get
married to
them as
the last thing on their mind is marriage.
4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more
disease
free than
the so-called clean babes. This is becos
every
man thinks
her job is risky so there is need to protect
himself
with a
condom and at the end 100 men may
sleep with
her but
with a condom but with the so-called
decent
clean and
homely babes, Emeka thinks she is
decent so he
doesn't
need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think
the
same and do
it with her again without using a condom
and
Alhaji will
also think she is decent and safe so he
too goes
without a
condom and at the end she has 100 men
who
have slept
with her without condom yet she still
parades
herslef as
the homely, decent, clean, mummy's pet
babe,
and the
cycle continues. What a shame!
5. A prostitute does not expect you to
satisfy
them, they
would do anything to satisfy you and
make you
come for
them again unlike the clean homely
babes who
expect you
to take them to cloud nine while they
only lie on
their
backs and spread their legs like frozen
chicken.
Now, with the afore-mentioned reason,
why
won't men go
for prostitutes, tell me!
NOTE: I have never slept with a prostitute
(i
mean WILD
prostitute) before, believe it or not,
neither do i
encouraged the act of prostitution, i just
felt i
should look
at the issues from the perspective of men
who
are into
the act.

I'd love to visit this place someday sha

madridguy: You don't love her then. I'm with my GF now for more than 4 years I don't have any ideal of her pants color. What matters most is sincerity and understanding.

. I hail o, u be jesus

The bag dey give salvation

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