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dasparrow: @Post

In my humble opinion, 2 children are sufficient. Anything more than 2 is pushing it. You don't want to multiply like a rat and later the kids will grow up and become 419 internet scammers, street urchins, ritualists, ashawos in far away Italy or run after married Nigerian big men for recharge cards and upkeep money.

U get am.

This is direct RIP.

Oyibo nawaa.

condralbede: In a typical 9ja setting 10 boys wil be okey 4me!one wil be policeman,army,navy,custom,air force,immigration,civil defence officers,barrister,pastor and a politician!den i wil be doin any how cos nobdy go fit chanllege me,wen i gather al these ppl.

See as you dey list am, as if na u get 9ja.

One will also join BOKO HARAM lol.

No worry FG will give u one community for u and ur one mans squad.

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Maximum of 3.

Nobody will die, for those that usually say if witch/enemies delete some.

Obama has only two.

No witch.

Emmyk: thanks. can u mail it to me? u might be banned posting such...

Ur email.

Grandpa and grandma leather don soft, they will spoil the kids.

If you can't train ur kids it's better you didn't give birth to them.

Head over to monastery to join monks now there is still time.

Any one smarter than the other wins.

It depends on the location and the lang been spoken there, make I no disgrace my self un Umunna meeting by vomiting eng.

It starts from our leaders.
1.5bn for food allowance is not enough.

The figures aren't correct and it should be amended by adding the ones our leader embazzle.
Isn't that fraud?

dani1luv: Wetin be tonto dike?? Na software?

Na one rubbish software I coded then, although I and many people hate the software because of what it does.
Someone I copied it to (movie industry) turn it into virus that corrupt/mess with peoples computer that was why many hate it.
I wish I never given it to another dude (movie industry).

Emmyk: Young, do u have AIs key?

Yes, I will upload the licence file tomorrow, lemme check where I kept yit

Zagala: I have 14thousand naira,and I want to use it to buy labtop were can i get it? Please help me if u know

You can get brand new mini laptop with that amount on Aliexpress.com

But at for fairly used here in Nigeria, u will get scrap.

I hate every bit of yit.

Gud job.

Ans to question no 2 is Sedo.com

abohrandy: some peeps styl carry the gist that avast crashes systems? avast don upgrade like mad oh!!! last time i saw AVG was like 2010 back in skul. ESET is mostly used by this IT guys who just want to chop the money of innocent Nigerians who dont know about anti-Viruses.

Avast Internet Security any day!!

That is what I use currently, other Avast Free and pro isn't complete.

More info @all

browncool: Can't anything be done within hundreds of Naira? Must everything always amount to thousand and above in Naira?

Seconded.

Which way forward 9ja.

Our Govt don fall our hand.

I can't differentiate b/w our govt and criminals.

ejifranks: Igbo man vs Yoruba man : yab, insults(both walk away safe and sound)
Igbo man vs Hausa man : yab, dagger , bows and arrows(person must to die)
Yoruba man vs Hausa man: yab, dagger, bows and arrows (person must to die)

Wetin dey worry all dis aboki self... i know its not a religious thing cause there are also Yoruba Muslims and they are not violent at all..sighs illiteracy na disease

I wonder!

This guys are really Vampires.
They derive plessure in killing.

Which kind of animals do we have in Nigeria as the northerns.

Their IQ is below 50, how can human being and animal live in the same destrict.


When will all this come to an end Lord.

"I never think of the
future. It comes soon
enough."

jamace: Because MTN did something like this, GLO has done hers too. Na wa for follow follow bizness competition o.

I can't wait to see Etisalat and Airtel new plan.

This will result to downfall of Chelsea.

Any way it's just for a short period of time, till My chairman Guardiola is back.

Well, Benitez is the only option for now.

caseless: I don't watch home videos anymore....

Sometimes i ask myself this question; where are the likes of OJ PRODUCTIONs? Gone are days when we watched epic movies with passion. We are into contemporary things and the story is something else. Shoddy things in nollywood....

Me too.

I don't really know what act this days.

Mynd_44: Stop describing me na

Hahaha!

Law-confessor:
Whoa!!! Dis is weird..
I suppose d woman in question is either dumb or too weak.
Hw can she nt differentiate b/w dream & reality.
It is obvious d husband is looking for d right tym n weapon..

The two aren't ok.
Life don't have duplicate.

What a mess.

General cake not enough.

Let them starve there.

warrior01: sincerely speaking, the amount is reasonable. Fyi, taking care of dogs cost a lot

You see what we are talking about.

For crying out loud, this is general cake not personal and general cake should be used carefully.

jackpot: AMEN!!!

Not possible :p

But remember he is someone's husband/bf.

jackpot: that dwarf juss dey break records anyhow.

If becoming a dwarf will make one a record breaker, then let me join the league.

Messiless Messi

The pilar of Barca goals.

See head.

Kpimp: Anyday anytime I prefer avast.it does nt allow me install some program that has spyware wen I try installing some keylogger software,omo na sharp sharp e remove am 4 me.

Which of the avast do you use.
Avast free, Avast Pro or Avast Internet Security?