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ZarZar:
It happens. It happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

jordanriverz:
Advice Me Please,my Relationship Has Hit The Rock


Please I need your honest advice.....

I've been dating this man going to 2 years now and I don't know his house, well he's way older than I am and my problem is that...ok let me start.

On Wednesday last week, my twin sister and I told our mum we would be going somewhere but we wanted to spend time with the men in our lives.. So I packed my things and went to stay at my friends place, my sisters plans didn't work out as her bf hadn't arrived Lagos yet until next week..so I didn't know..

I waited on Thursday my man didn't call, so on Friday he called me but didn't say anything about us meeting later...so I was sad...on Saturday I made a video of my activities and my dance steps..I sent it to him...later he asked me where I was and I said my friends place, he bagan to ask me questions, where is the location, I should send him an address... I knew he was thinking I'm with a man but NO I wasn't..

My friend said I shouldn't give anyone her house address that if he wants to believe let him believe and if he doesn't then its his problem...he came to my house and met my sis and thought I lied to him because I had told him my sis wasn't around which I didn't know until I got home on Sunday...

Please what can I do as he doesn't want to pick my calls and even blocked me on WhatsApp

dederocs:
I was not there, I only talk about what I know... Am talking about these times I am witnessing.

Abi don't u bit-ches prefer money to love, buy Naija girl flower Na gobe,she prefer sharwarma...if u look good too I can sample u

shugacane:
simple question..I asked him not u..don't quote me again!!!!

misspicy2:
LMAO









am a Virgin too

valdes00:
height of desperation...... last tin am gonna do in moi life....

Freakypinky:
Why would I want to do that?

Sweetyie:
U r a Good citizen, but one question sha for u, if d cashier was a guy will u go back to tell them?

Sweetyie:
U r a Good citizen, but one question sha for u, if d cashier was a guy will u go back to tell them?

misspicy:
Mtchwwww

ShutTheFhuckUp:

simply say,
"Come le†s fuçk ourselvs" simple...

agarawu23:
OK na Teamvirgin

jedidiah2801:
Come and cut your head

jedidiah2801:
Come and cut your head

Otisele:
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Dating isn’t as romantic for some as it is for others, different strokes for different folks, yet all folks love to be treated just right. It is a reason we select certain people as partners over others. However, women are to be treated continuously as this is what is expected of you. Be the romantic and gentle partner and trust me, she will have no reason to seek solace in the arms of someone else.


Otisele brings you a few out of the box ideas you should use to help spice up your relationship.



IDEA #1

If your partner has to go away for a few days, could be for a course or conference or whatever function, tell her how worried you are about her safety and you have organized a bodyguard to look after her. Then give her a small teddy bear laced with your cologne.



IDEA #2

On any special occasion, buy your partner eleven red roses and one artificial red rose. Place the artificial one in the center of the bouquet.

Then attach a card with the following inscription

“I will love you until the last rose fades and withers away”



IDEA #3

For the tech savvy guys out there, you can buy the domain name of your partner if it is available… say for example… www.shadechiomamariam.com. Creating a romantic page with a poem and picture montage of sorts. The montage can include snapshots of your getaway trips and fun times spent together. When your partner is surfing the web, you can just casually suggest if she has checked to see if her domain name is taken. Let her type it in to discover her custom page.




IDEA #4

You know how women love to paint their faces, yes. Buy her a stylish hand mirror and gift it to her. Include a card in the box saying….

“In this mirror, you will see the image of the most beautiful woman in the world”

She is sure to smile every time she makes use of the mirror.





IDEA #5

Is your partner a book reader or puzzle solver? Take a book she is currently reading and use a pencil to underline in a section of the book she hasn’t read yet to spell out a love letter. For example, in the following novel,

Einstein has asked nothing more from life than the freedom to pursue his researches into the mechanism of the universe. His nature is of rare simplicity and sincerity; he always has been, and he remains, genuinely indifferent to wealth and fame and the other prizes so dear to ambition. At the same time he is no recluse, shutting himself off from the sorrows and agitations of the world around him.

The underlined letters will definitely attract your partner’s attention and with a bit of luck, she will write them down. Spend quality effort and time in encoding a proper message such as

“Dear Mariam, I love you here, now and beyond”



IDEA #6

Have flowers delivered to your partner’s workplace. She will not only enjoy the flowers but the attention and envy she will draw from her colleagues will add her to excitement.



IDEA #7

When your spouse has had a really long and tiring day, run a hot bath for her. Pour some scented oil into the tub and gently bath her from head to toe. Carry her into the bedroom and gently towel her dry and tuck her into a freshly made bed with a kiss on the forehead. Trust me, she’ll appreciate this so much.



IDEA #8

Buy some rose petals and place them behind the sun visor on the passenger side of your car. Take a post it note and write something short, unique and fun on it and stick it to the back of the sun visor.

As you are driving to a romantic destination, look at your partner and tell her she has a mark on her cheek. She will pull down the sun visor to use the mirror and be showered in rose petals and see your note.



IDEA #9

Always listen for things that your partner reminisces about and note them down someplace safe. For example, perhaps she talks about a particular item from her past or somewhere she has always wanted to re-visit. Plan a surprise trip to that destination (Some travel agencies offer surprise romantic getaways like this.) or get her the item from the particular store she craves it from, ensuring the store’s details are on the packaging.



IDEA #10

Buy and plant a tree in a special selected spot with your partner. Each year on your anniversary, have a glass of champagne next to your tree and talk about how your love and the tree have grown. This helps to teach you to weather the storms that affects your relationship just as the tree weathers the physical elements that is meant to ruin it.


Should you like some more out of the box unique but simple tips to spark and keep the fire burning? Stay glued to Otisele and we will always bring you great tips to help win your partner’s heart over and over again…

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Pineapp:
You wouldn't have noticed all you mentioned if you are not an attention seeker yourself