₦airaland Forum

Oturatetuala:
Good music Odogwu my man, no be that yeye frog voice

Our accent is not great at singing with English. I fit use one hand count Davido songs that are worse than this.

CoronaVirusPro:
You can’t just underestimate the political prowess of His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR).

Having a better replacement on standby!

This is what you call a leader. Someone ready to make more efficient substitutions when it matters.

We are living in the times of a political demigod.

God nor dey sleep. Let’s see if he will contest 2027 elections🤔

Kobojunkie:
So all the men wey dey churches including pastors do fall under the same? Nonsense! 🙄🙄🙄

You nor dey ever see gender violence waka pass. Na wa for you.

yyba:
How can millionaires and billionaires be complaining of hunger na ?

Are you Nigerians, cos it isn’t sensible for Ghanaians, South Africans or neighboring countries to be jesting at their sister country’s predicament.

Paramount01:
15% are sure of constant light , A good way to start for a givt that is just 2 years.Are you concerd about numbers of megawatt we produced on the availability of light? If other president has been having g at least 15% of the population to have maximum light we will not be taking of light again now

How does taking from 85% to favor 15% sound to you? This was published this morning 👇
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/06/electricity-nigeria-records-largest-number-without-access-world-bank/

Paramount01:
And have you taken your time to find out if all what they said is true or false? You stayed in you house to be feed by lies by senseless obidinet that is a lie. I said ,I work in FMC gusau , you can go to any fmc you know and ask ,free CS is true.

Students loan is true offline but is lie online .

Check the link on this same site you will see people testifying about light , though expensive for band A bit they are sure of having the light

I don’t care about obidients. Don’t bother hiding your failings by mentioning Peter Obi, who’s also a desperado for power.
In March 2021, Nigeria national grid generated 5,801.60 MW which is poor compared to what is required. The latest one is 5,713.6 MW and you say there’s constant power supply.
What the hell is band🤷🏻‍♂️
You mentioned it as if it is our solution.
Band separation means grouping customers and making them pay for resources that should be shared by everyone.
Band A is getting almost 20hours a day because the other bands are almost not having light.
Shameless administration.

Paramount01:
Majority of you are just what Reno called you.You guys are lazy illiterate.
I work in FMC gusau,if you doubt the free CS ,go any fmc close to you or federal govt hospitals close to you to confirm.
Here in gusau we call it Simom ,so do the research to confirm if is true.

However,you just requested for one and I have given you 2 that you cat dispute or you still dey argue uninterrupted academic session?

Now Reno is your reference 😆😆😂
This is not the first freebie announcement we have heard from this administration.
“Cho cho cho no working”.
Announcing things is not a problem for this government at all. Implementation is their Achilles heel.
From student loan to 24hours power supply to free healthcare. You should be ashamed.

Paramount01:
Uninterrupted academic session is right.
Nelfund is right
Free CS is right
Reduction in debt burdens is right.
If all these are not achievement ,pls. Tell me ,what should we call it? Setbacks?

Free CS? Which CS are you talking about💁🏻‍♀️
Women are dying from childbirth due to lack of funds every week and you’re saying ‘free CS’🤷🏻‍♀️ Or do you mean ‘Custom Service’, which is still not free.
Reduction in debt burden? What the hell is that?🤦🏻‍♀️🙆🏻
May God reward all of you that brought this calamity upon Nigeria.

1Alex:
Tinubu’s policies may be aimed at long-term economic reform, but in real-world terms, many citizens are worse off than they were two years ago.

People want results they can feel: lower food prices, reliable electricity, functioning health care, safe roads — and so far, most of that is still missing.

All of that is still missing, not most.
Name one thing that is right with this regime

zero8zero:
You can see why Tinubu is a step ahead of these snakes . Just like Reno, the President is a meticulous record keeper, he knows their antecedents very well, these turncoats thought the President would hand over power to them in his Govt & then use it against him. See them being angry because they're being treated like lepers that they are.. APC in the day and Coalition in the night and you think Tinubu is like GEJ that fell into your trap.

Just like Reno🤷🏻‍♂️
I’m sorry, but Tinubu supporter referencing Reno is shameful 🤦‍♂️

WeedAddict:
Well, to be very honest.. I can testify that I have one of the best landlords ever!!!! Dude is an OG for real...

There is a popular saying that; "what goes around comes around", my dad has always been good to all his tenants and none of them never had an issue with him... He has 4 houses in this Lagos and he doesn't involve those useless agents and lawyers in his business, he handles everything by himself and he has some of the most satisfied tenants ever...

I believe his goodwill is what I'm getting in return from my Landlord..

Bro..e go shock you but I’m here to tell you that you just know how to be a tenant. That’s why you’re not having issues with your landlord. Na you get the credit, not your landlord. You just know how to be a tenant.
“Landlords make the best tenants.”
Most tenants are mischievous. They are always looking for one right or the other to prove in a rented apartment.
If u check well, you will see that your landlord may not be in great terms with the other tenants.

Warrior99:
This one just dey cry upandan 😭😭😭

Kikiki 🤣🤣🤣


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This may just be the only true word El Rufai has said in his life so far. It is as clear as daylight.

My ex left me cos of my bad character.
It’s mercy to go back to my ex over a burnt corn.
No one wants to admit that☝️.

JimohMomoh:
Atiku you see what you have caused. Your greed for power without following zoning is destroying the PDP.

I don't even know if the Enugu State Governor is still in PDP

Fubara might join the APC soon.

Shut up there! Atiku didn’t cause anything. There was a primary election and he won fair and square.
Those charlatans that said they will support whoever emerge as flag bearer destroyed the party. But I know things will be back to normal. Something significant will happen before 2027. I have seen it.

This woman sef. At first, I was really excited that Akpabio will be disgraced.
She reminds me of some fine girls in our secondary school days that teachers are afraid of disciplining.
She was just deceptively dramatic in the whole sexual harassment charade.

Giftimoni:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN3c6NIjR00

President Bola Tinubu's aide Daniel Bwala has said Tinubu's economic reforms saved Nigeria from collapse, insisting that past leaders lacked courage to act.

He added that Tinubu's administration remains focused on delivering a Nigeria that works for everyone—transforming policies into tangible results.

Imagine 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
Everything about partisan politics in this regime is just a comedy. From Wike to Bwala to Omokri… Jesters and clowns 🤡

superCleanworks:
Hi... please what's your niche on FIVERR?
how long have you been working on there?
thanks

Motion graphics designer. Since May 2019.
I’m supposed to be top level since I’ve met all the requirements, but my success score is 8.

OlujobaSamuel:
Either of the two, he is wrong.
They said it's a reserved table, even if they were on the wrong table, he met them there, it's not his duty to make them leave, he should speak to the mgt of the place to do that.

Well, one person teeth don full ground now.
Some people nor get right or wrong for dictionary. Avoid them in your best interest.

WebSurfer:
Like for Iran, Share for Isreal.


My like goes to Iran because i want to see Isreal in pains.

Well you lost..woefully!
Iran in pains.

pocohantas:
He is a full grown man.
Why do you men make yourself look so weak and gullible? Which one is thief human being?

Scarcity is the mother of what again?
There are many full grown men but few
high-value men.

Fiscus105:
Is Arsenal too not struggling? Is because I deliberately omitted it? The same thing goes to Tottenham. If like 5 most formidable clubs in a country are struggling, how did you expect that country to perform in international scene? Anyway, you people must argue to proof a point.

ARSENAL STRUGGLING JUST LIKE CHELSEA AND MAN U AND CITY THIS YEAR.


Here is final table, for you to continuing arguing to proof zero point.

You can also check when arsenal has been removed from FA & CARRABO.

Define struggle.
Don’t go and punish your child that finished 2nd because of your unreasonable expectations of success o.
Premier league 2nd.
Champions league semifinalist.
Carabao Cup semifinalist.

Hemanwel:
I don't know why England parted with Gareth Southgate. Man has given them one of the best results they could get in recent times. From taking the team to the first semi-finals of the WC since 1966, to getting to back-to-back finals of the Euros. Even Zlatko Dalic of Croatia hasn't done close to what Southgate had done for England, yet he still retains his job as the coach of Croatia.

I guess this is what you get when a nation is filled with too many football pundits.

Gareth Southgate wasn’t sacked. He turned down an offer and left the job.

wunmi590:


Some people who are still living with their parent, will just wake up one day and become a motivational speaker, it seems this girl don't know the cost of house in Nigeria now, most especially in Lagos where most of the jobs is...

What she said is somehow right, but that's shouldn't be for everyone...


My 1month and half salary is what I pay for rent, infact, my December 13th month is what I always use to offset my rent yearly, sometimes too, I use my leave allowance to pay it conveniently

Leave that your 13th month story.
She didn’t say it because she’s smart, nor cos she wants to be right or wrong.
The reality is not logical. It is what it is. Na body go tell whoever dey do am.

Maxymilliano:
Poor soul, died without getting the recognition he craves from the president

He was after good governance, not presidential recognition.

mrvitalis:
2027 would be funny sha

Tinubu only Hope is Hope contesting

If Obi agree to be Atiku vice ( which I think he should) the election would be a walk over

Atiku can he accused of anything but no one can say he is Tribalistic... We need someone to unify nigeria

Two... North has never broken their promise to anyone in the History of Nigeria... If North agree 4 years he would do 4 years

Obi will never agree to this.
Unknowingly to him, he is the reason why Tinubu is president.

Nazgul:
What happened?

Did a client rate you low after a gig?

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Thanks 🙏

Hi everyone
I’m a level 2 Seller on fiverr but haven’t had success on upwork because of the difficulty of buying the connect thing.
Now I have a virtual Payoneer card and intend to buy connect with it. Here’s my issue 👇
I learn that an upwork account can be suspended if one buys connect with our local debit cards. Does that extend to virtual Payoneer cards too?
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I’ll greatly appreciate if anyone can help provide a detailed solution here. Thanks 🙏

Kobojunkie:
So, because you assume i must be a woman, you immediately felt it right for you to give me this inane advise of yours that you would not dare to give one whom you thought your father or any other man? 😩😩😩

Get the f+ck away from me with your brand of unsolicited nonsense! 🙄🙄

What!😳 Sorry, I take it back.

Kobojunkie:
Nonsense!🙄

Like you have never been tempted to spend money meant for one thing on other things particular when your head is still in enjoyment mode. 😩😩😩

It is indiscipline, not temptation.
I’ve been following your comments and I want to believe that you’re a lady.
Try to be subtle, if possible, pretend. Overtime, you will get use to it and trust me, you need it.

TheWebbers:
Nairaland is the wrongest place to bring marriage topics.

Watch has this thread will be flooded by under 30 jobless men.

They will tell you how worhtless women are and how marriage is not worth it, and how they can never marry in this life.

But meanwhile, if they give you just 5 minutes access to their phone, you will open your mouth waaa with what you will see. You will see them begging women for attention and sending gifts she never asked for.

Truth is, an heterosexual man is nothing without a woman in his life. Not women but a woman. You are just not completely fulfilled no matter how much you try.

The topics of marriage that makes it to the internet are the bad ones because it is news worthy. There is no news about a working marriage. So whenever you see a marriage thread, its the bad one and people will think that is how all the marriages in the world are. But for every bad marriage and divorce that made it to the news, there are 1500 good ones that dont make it.

I have been married for 3 years and I'm loving it. My wife is the most stubborn woman I have met in my life. In fact we just finished settling one minor qurell before typing this. But she is also the sweetest gift I have ever had. I dont know what would have happened to me if I didn't marry her. She is the kindest, sweetest and most loving human being I know.

Yes, there are conflicts but we have made a decision not to go to sleep without sorting it out. And this has helped us.

Marriage is sweet for many and sour for some. But in general, train yourself to be a good and loving person and when there are conflicts, iron it out fast before it degenerates.

Talking down peoples views just to make yours seem good is only going to be reasonable to you alone.
Variety is the spice of life.
If a person doesn’t wish to get married, it doesn’t mean they are under 30 and jobless.
Marriage is a choice. One that you make if you see the need to. The fact that you did it doesn’t make you sensible to many too.
There’s a saying that ‘if it is that good, no one will be persuasive about it’.
Enjoy your marriage and don’t be pained about people’s choices not to enjoy like you.
There are some that literally feel sorry for married folks.