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Are u sure she is a frnd or gf? I wnt to knw wat she was doing in ur house thru out her stay b4 i ans ur question.

Are u sure she is a frnd or gf? I wnt to knw wat she was doing in ur house thru out her stay bg i ans ur question.

does anyone knws wen they are to meet again? I mean ASUU and fg.

ASUU cant jt call off the strike without holding nec meeting, this info is definitely false.

Amina Mohammed - 8 mins ago
NEWS
The lecturers met with a government
delegation on Monday.
The meeting between striking university
lecturers and the federal government on
Monday did not resolve the contending
issues but would continue on Thursday.
The lecturers, members of the Academic
Staff Union of Universities, met with a
government delegation led by the Secretary
to the Government of the Federation, Pius
Anyim, on Monday in Abuja.
The lecturers demand full implementation of
a 2009 agreement and a 2011
memorandum of understanding they had
with the government on various issues
ranging from university autonomy, to
funding, and lecturers’ remuneration. The
government has said it wants a
renegotiation of some parts of the 2009
agreement.
The President of ASUU, Nasir Fagge, told
PREMIUMTIMES that Monday’s meeting held
and the union was there to make its
presentation after it had discussed with its
principals.
Mr. Fagge said the government also
presented its position on the
implementation of the agreement adding
that “the next meeting would be on
Thursday still on the implementation of the
agreement.”
ASUU has been on an indefinite strike since
July 1 with hundreds of thousands of
university students forced to stay away from
classes.

LETTER TO PRESIDENT JONATHAN, BY AL-
MUSTAPHA
Your Excellency, I bring you good tidings. I
want to thank you for this generous gesture
of yours which has made it possible for me to
breathe the air of freedom again, and to
reunite with my family, especially my wife
Hafsat, who had dwelt in her own prison
throughout my incarceration.
I decided to write you this letter the very first
day I learnt that you had made up your mind
to set me free. That was weeks before my
eventual release. I know some of my words
will sound unpalatable; but I am a soldier in
whose squadron flattery is hardly a virtue.
Obviously, this freedom makes me happy
indeed but your motive, at least the perceived
it, tore my heart to shreds. I heard it is all
about 2015, and not that I was unfairly
incarcerated or that a court of competent
jurisdiction had acquitted me.
However, I maintain even now that I am
innocent of the crimes I was accused of and
condemned to death for. I am not the only
one to rise from the dead. Your wife, Patience,
also died and returned, remember?
I am scandalized by the political undertone in
the broth of my freedom. I was once the most
powerful military officer in this country but
now, from what I gather, you have reduced
me to a pawn on the chessboard of politics?
In the past, generals paid me compliments;
but time changes everything.
Mr President Sir, please permit me to call you
by your pet-name Jona. I understand that
everything you do these days has 2015
imprimatur, but bringing me into the realms
of politics is not a wise idea.
Let me refresh your memory a little, if you
would let me. I was incarcerated in
connection with the murder of Mrs Kudirat
Abiola. Of course just as your popular picture
as politician who is respected among his
neighbours in Otuoke sticks on you like glue,
my reputation as a daredevil and fearless
intelligence officer precedes me. My creation,
the Strike Force, is the deadliest Abuja, has
ever known. Oh, I am so proud of its
accomplishments. Strike Force made a snake
in a garden shudder in fear during our time.
Some even said that we had a crocodile pond
into which we threw uncooperative people,
usually NADECO members or stubborn
journalists. But I can assure you no one has
pointed out the pond since we left power.
You see, I do not know how many books you
have read Jona; but I have even memorised
the Holy Qur’an. As a Muslim, it fortified my
belief that in spite of the desire of those who
wanted me dead, I would be free; may be not
as quickly as I was discharged and acquitted
but obviously anytime soon.
Why did you release me Jona? Almost all of
those who learnt of my release that fateful
Friday morning hung my freedom on 2015.
They say you are obsessed with it and that
you would unchain the devil himself to realize
your goal. But I am what the Americans call a
goon, you know? I know nothing but
soldiering. Forget my grandstanding at the
Oputa Panel. It was military strategy. I knew in
my military wisdom that a million SANs would
not free me if I did not take my destiny in my
own hands, with facts and warts.
Lawless people don’t change overnight.
Without any prejudice to the lawyers in this
country, Jona, I can say without fear of
contradiction that my tactics hit a chord, with
and I believe that is why I am here. But mark
you Jona, I Al Mustapha, have no political value
in my region, the north, which you are trying
to reach out to but which you have also
offended in no small measure.
Northerners will hardy forget how you
ignored the Boko Haram insurgency until it
got out of hand. Unofficial sources claim that
close to 800,000 people, most of them
northerners, lost their lives and property
worth billions destroyed by the insurgents.
The insurgency has resulted in northerners
losing their positions in the armed forces;
mediocrity now reigns. To me as a former
Chief Security Officer, your initial inaction
depicted a total loss of control. You were a
lame duck, even in your first term. So what’s
all this elaborate orchestration for 2015?
But don’t mind my position, Jona. Time on
death row has taken the winds off my brains.
Never mind Yerima Ngama, your minister of
state for finance, who told people that my
sharp reasoning still amazes him. Ngama is
not a psychiatrist. He probably never paid any
attention to my behaviour while I marked
time in Kirikiri. I had been confused.
Sometimes, I greeted people with a clenched
fist; while some other times, I smiled, like
General Gowon does. At other times, I smiled, like
General Gowon does. At other times, I saluted
in military fashion.
You would have noticed too, Jona, that my
choices since coming out are dangerously
flawed. I greeted everyone in sight: TB
Joshua, Fashehun, Otokoto, Ganiyu Adams
and Tokyo, to mention a few of them. I make
no distinction between the living and the
dead, just like I have not adjusted to life
outside prison. I even sought Abiola out only
to learn that he is deceased. In that miasma, I
paid first homage to the Kano Sate
Government instead of my people in Yobe. It
would have served me just as well if I had
driven straight to Gashua and shook hands
with Shekau!
Mr President, I am saying all these because
personally I know that where the north is
concerned, I am a political paper tiger. Like
Larry Hagman of the famous soap Dallas, I am
the man that people love to hate. I lack the
political value you ascribe to me, and if you
released me to score a political point in my
region, you have only taken a fool’s gambit.
But I’m sorry; I can’t help your 2015 dream.
Yours faithfully, Al-Mustapha.
culled from: Daily Trust

UU strike worsens as FG embarks on ‘re-
negotiation’ of 2009 agreement
Festus Owete - 1 min ago
NEWS
The government also put the unemployment
figure at 23.9%.
Any hope of an early resolution of the crisis
between university lecturers and the federal
government dimmed on Tuesday as the
government hinted that it could not
implement the agreement it had with the
lecturers in 2009.
The Federal Government said it is re-
negotiating the 2009 Agreement it reached
with the lecturers- members of the
Academic Staff Union of Nigerian
Universities , ASUU- with a view to
successfully implementing it.
The Minister of Labour, Emeka Wogu, who
disclosed this to journalists in Abuja on
Tuesday after briefing the national
leadership of the Peoples Democratic Party,
PDP, on his stewardship in the last two
years, defended the government’s position.
Mr. Wogu said the Agreement predated the
current administration of President
Goodluck Jonathan. Mr. Jonathan was the
vice president in 2009 when the
government, then headed by President
Umaru Yar’Adua, negotiated the agreement
with the lecturers.
Mr. Wogu said there were some areas of the
Agreement that needed to be renegotiated
if it was to be satisfactorily implemented.
When asked categorically if his statements
meant the government would not
implement the agreement as it is, the
minister claimed the contrary.
He refused to categorically state that the
agreement was impracticable, saying its
Terms of Reference “created problems.” He
added that it was the reason why
government requested that the parties that
signed the document looked at it again. He
also refused to disclose the part of the
agreement the government would not
implement.
The minister disclosed that already there
was a government team headed by the
Secretary to the Government of the
Federation, Pius Anyim, which had series of
discussion with the union, insisting that
“the right thing to do is to come back to the
table.”
He also said that the National Assembly had
joined in the discussion with ASUU, adding
that government could only make headway
on the issue if it had the full picture of all
that was involved before the Agreement
was drafted and signed.
“We have made offer to ASUU. It is as
complex as presented. Negotiation is
ongoing. National Assembly is equally
involved. We believe they will soon call off
the strike. I personally and passionately
appeal to them to call off the strike.
“It will not affect the negotiation if they call
off the strike. It is better for them to be
inside than outside. Students have equally
appealed to them.”
Mr. Wogu’s declaration on Tuesday
confirmed the fear of hundreds of
thousands of university students, who are
made to stay away from learning, that the
strike may be prolonged.
ASUU in the past has gone on some strikes
that lasted several months. The ongoing
strike has been on for three weeks.
The lecturers, through their leadership have
repeatedly insisted that they would accept
nothing but 100 per cent implementation of
the agreement. The lecturers restated this at
their last meeting last week with federal
lawmakers and the relevant government
officials.
The lecturers, who said they would not call
off their strike until their demands are met,
have however said they would continue to
talk with the government. ASUU’s national
president, Nasir Fagge, said on Tuesday that
his union was waiting for the government
to call for another meeting.
“We shall continue to wait for them until
they are ready to put in place a lasting
solution to the current issue, so that our
children and the lecturers alike can go back
to school,” he said.
Mr. Fagge added that “… until government
starts looking at agreement as a product of
collective bargaining, we shall keep having
problems.”

FG, pls implement 'no work no pay' ASAP!

Military, abeg wher una dey? Pls pls pls cum and save us frm all these.

ok

Wilfred_ng: [size=18pt]FAKE NEWS! ASUU Strike is not up to 2 months. GO find out the difference between ASUU & ASUP*[/size]

oga check the date b4 u comment.

I have a girl I care about.Assuming she says yes tomorrow.Omo see my wedding cards o.[/quote]keep caring about her while anoda fine fellow is caressing her.

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Kirinwa: The smart ones.Need I tell you that it's not every girl that plays hard to get is smart.
If you meet a smart girl who knows what she wants,exposed to the ways and tricks of men.She will so much frustrate you if you're a player.You would agree they do exist or are you after winning this argument?

There u are! The so many 'not-smart' girls remain single ladies while the very few smart girls get what they want, that is if they get it at all oo.

Mynd_44: What does country have to do with anything?

i still dont get ur stands on this matter, are you saying that single ladies should ignore the above admonition or otherwise? U'v really not made any point so far.

Mynd_44: You should start think right

Are u sure u are in country? Common guy.

K2039 sounds like a womanizer to me.

dasparrow: @Post

Some women I believe are still single because they don't want to be infected with HIV/AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases. The whole world knows that most HIV/AIDS infected people are in black Africa and the world knows too that most black African-bred men and especially Nigerian-bred men have no self control and sleep with every walking vygina and never keep the tenets of their marital vows. Most don't even know their HIV status. They are too afraid to check because of their risky sexual behavior and lifestyle. So, what is the point of these ladies deceiving themselves that they are going into a monogamous relationship when indeed they are going into a relationship with a male ashawo who will bring them home a nice gift in the form of a sexually transmitted disease?

Some women downright do not want to get married because they were either sexually abused, molested or r8ped as an adult or in their childhood. They are not in the mood for sex anymore and are content living a life of sexual abstinence.

Some women have low sex drives and don't want to get married so that the man will not keep disturbing them with his vicious sexual appetite.

Lastly, some women just like their freedom and don't want another human being commanding them about like a master commands his slave.

Are you very sure about all these?

Mynd_44: Are you saying guys don't do the same thing?

i don't think so.

SLIDE waxie: ur english is first class

Hmm.. noted, and what is ur take on the topic?

Blazinraj01:
Reasons why most guys are still single:
I sincerely hope these will help our single guys and if you are close to the OP who is nearing 40, please, let him read this:

1) They collect every ladies number
2) They love clubbing
3) They chase after everything in skirt
4) They can not afford to be with an Ideal woman
5) They sag and wear dirty boxers
6) They are forming 25 even when they are already 40 and they've got protruding bellies
7) They are everywhere
They are not ready to be responsible
9) They think they are full grown men but they are full grown boys
10) They want perfect women but this isn't possible because we humans and we r bound to make mistake.

Did you fall in any category? Kindly make
restitution b4 its too late.

sorry, are u guilty of any of the above listed items?
Abeg attack the message and not messenger!

I sincerely hope this will help our single ladies and if u are close to the young lady that celebrated her 38th birthday 2day u can share these with her.

(1) they like giving out their phone numbers
easily...
(2) they like clubbing.
(3) they play hard to get
(4) they are cheap i.e easy to get laid.
(5) they wear sleazy and indescent clothes
(6) they wear too much make-up
(7) they dont stay one place. I mean they about doing nothing.
( they want only rich men
(9) they have ill-mannered friends,who
influence them to try all kinds of stuff(aristoles).
(10) they want perfect men,but this isnt
possible we are humans and we are bound to
make mistake....
Did you fall in any category? Kindly make
restitution b4 its too late..

1. Keep Your Emotions Under Control:
Don't let your emotions get out of control,
keep your cool even if she's screaming in
your face. Yes I know how hard it can be to
keep your cool. But try your best to keep your
emotions and especially your ACTIONS under
control. It will make things a lot easier and
allows you to see her side of the story
without letting your animal instincts come out
and try to "win" the argument.
2. Don't Argue In Public:
Conflicts should never be dealt with in a
setting where other people can eavesdrop in.
What ends up happening is either you or her
will feel like you've been put on the spot
(embarrasse d). Like before, maintain your
composure and wait until you get home
before continuing. And if she is the one that
starts the conflict, then in a calm manner let
her know that you two will deal with it later
and then talk about something else.
3. Don't Let It Become Immature:
You're not going to make things better by
calling her names or making your friends pick
sides. This is something that only you and her
will have to deal with. It is good to get
another person's perspective on things but
ultimately, how the issue is handled should be
up to you. And please do not resort to being
physical with her. That will only lead to you
getting a new friend named Bubba.
4. Really Listen To What She Is Saying:
Don't do anything else but listen to her. There
is a reason why the issue came up. Shut up
and listen to her viewpoint while having zero
judgments. Look past what she's saying and
really see how what she's saying impacts the
relationship. When she realizes that you're
really listening and trying to understand her
viewpoint, she will lower her defenses. This
will cause her to be more open to what you
have to say about the issue.
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rapmike: Of course, u advice me to go stealing instead of a useful job and u want me 2 be clapping mine hands for u? as i said it seems to be ur profession

ok oo, no vex, na play i dey.

ASUU has to realise something that
to work for a particular employer is not by
force. Those of dem who are not comfortable
with the pay structure of their employer(fg)
should resign and seek other jobs with good
pay structure instead of staying in a job,
frustrating and suffocating the system. We
can suggest few places for dem, we av shell
oil company, WHO, and many other intl
organisations who will be willing to pay dem
very well for contributing to almost nothing.
And if FG Realises dat they are loosing their
employee to these other organisations, it will
then be left for them to improve on their pay
structure to avoid further exodus.
Seriously, this association is characterised by
greed and covetiousness if we must say,
atleast these lecturers get paid every month
and timely too.
And for those of them who are saying that
they are fighting for interest of the Nigerian
students, let us tell you that Nigerian students
are not foolish, they know what is happening.
ASUU, we are sick and tired of your selfish
and self-centred action called STRIKE.
Pls join me to preach this message even as u drop ur comment.

better.
Hey!!! I just realised dat i'm the first to comment here, #O lord i'm very grateful for all u'v done for me#

rapmike: i see that is ur profession

u are an ingrate, i suggested smtin dat u can do and instead of a simple 'THANK YOU' u want to insult me.

rapmike: so nobody can help me with my case abi? ina harsh oo. i was asking wat kind of job i can do during dis break

wat about pick pocket?

The girl get K-LEG.
Her broda get BONE-LEG.
I don PANSH dat CHIC.

The Academic Staff Union of Universities
(ASUU) has commenced indefinite strike
nationwide today, national president of
ASUU, Dr Nasir Isa Fagge has said.
He made this declaration Monday at the
University of Lagos UNILAG after their NEC
meeting held at Olabisi Onabanjo University
Ago Iwoye, Ogun State.
Speaking to news men, he said: “We are
embarking on indefinite strike nation wide
because the Federal Government reneged in
the Memorandum of Understanding MoU
signed with ASUU in 2009 to pay lecturers
their earn allowance.”
According to Fagge, the Federal Government,
in 2009 made a law to pay each lecturers
N12,500 per month as earn allowance
which it never did since 2009.
More details soon
www.newsnaija.com

Can u beat that?
(1) My dad just bought a generator that uses
palm oil.
(2) I just finish praying on Lagos/ Ibadan
express way.
(3) We use to have 7 swimming pools in my
house until armed robbers
stole 6.
(4) Hummer 7 that uses water. Come and see
it in my daddy's garage.
(5) Hope u guys know dead sea?My dad killed
it.
OYA! CHALLENGE ME WITH YOURS IF YOU CAN...