₦airaland Forum

Fentanyl:
neither bros

both of them are catastrophes waiting to happen to your sanity and your wallet

Hahahah nairaland ppl una no go kill me with laff

*my mother pushed me into it*
Almost all the nigerian girls this days give this excuse and claim bankrupt immediately you ask them out you'll start paying for accommodation,schl fees,etc.
My big question is,why are they so many poor girls roaming,especially the fine ones,they dont wana melow down swallow there pride and work.
They believe there beauty is there market.

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DexterousOne:
My parents had boys and girls


But as we speak
Their nest is empty
Everyone has found their square root

So what difference does it make?

They difference is this,the men will always be around,might leave elsewhere but is available, the ladies will be at the mercy of there husbands,meaning if he decides she doesn't step out she cant.
Many reasons tho.

travelland:
This is what you stand to gain if you train them well, show your in laws this photo and make sure you use your husband's money to invest in their education

I hope all of them are married and answering another mans name elsewhere, the home of there parents will be empty and bored as hell.
I understand how men feel when they're yet to have male kid,nevertheless both male and female is very important. But ppl have there own reason for wanting male child.

shineeye1:
Life can get complicated when you are not decisive when you should! The moment I get the info that the maga was heading my way at 1 am, I would lock up my place and immediately relocate temporarily to frustrate his hang on plan. I don't mind lodging in an inn or close friends place for a few days until I confirm the unreasonable marlian has given up on hanging in my house. Imagine the idiocy! You phone a girlfriend by 1am that you are coming over, meanwhile the guy you want to hang on has not even been notified let alone seeking his consent! Lunatics everywhere! The only language clear to any mad man is a corresponding lunatic communication, such as suddenly locking your place and cutting off communication with him until you confirm he has redirected himself elsewhere! Awán wéré

Exactly the plan,the OP isn't decisive,he could have saved himself the stress of all these,what kind of cousin will come to ur place without informing you but instead told a neighbor,which means he neglected him,I've done it before on a foolish cousin that looked for his gf from anoda town to my school, when the girl isnt available he came to my place ,i just tellam my gf is around,simple,he slept outside.

GBOKASINCHA:
Red army 1 of the bravest fighters in the world this guys single handedly defeated hitler why USA and its allies claimed victory

Hitler killed and got tired baba,he took Stalingrad and many cities,he could have taken moscow was it not for the war and diversion in the western front,he had to pull many army divisions frm eastern front to west.

Nice.
If its the usa army they'll sanction the lieutenant, they too take things seriously, am sure cnn will carry the new and over analyze it leading to the guys dismissal.

Hahahah,at the end of th day, he returns the csr to the owner empty handed.

GAZZUZZ:
Honda city is CVT you should not be able to shift gears at all.

Chief GAZZUZZ,thanks for this great thread.

I serviced my 2007 toyota camry(2AZ FE) arnd december ,and the engine needed a top of arnd January ending,i was surprised,opend my hood and observed and saw i had oil stains around the top gasket area?
How do i go about this,the car doesnt give any wahala prior to this,i dont want any kazeem to give my engine high fever in exchange with solving this issue.

Are they celebrating blc they want to work?
Ans,.....No

Are they celebrating blc they'll help state infrastructure grow?
Ans....no

Are they celebrating blc the life of the masses will improve?
Ans.,......no

Then why are they celebrating?
Ans.....blc its a win win for him and his family,his acct balance will multiply,childrens chidrens will be secured
Trips abroad,looting,medical tourisms, flirting.

SoNature:
Uncle, calm down

When the Europeans and Americans started inventing things, the Chinese were sleeping. Check the history of tech revolution.

Just that those two continents are open to sharing knowledge. Today, there are millions of Chinese people attending American schools than the Americans attending Chinese schools.

Also, the local content law of China helped them to catch up with other serious countries.
While every serious country is innovative, no country comes close to the US and Europeans in space and aircraft technologies.

You see, you rarely see Americans doing those things the Chinese do in those pictures. If you have worked with Americans in Nigeria, you will notice the same thing. Those guys are so neat, organized and rarely settle for nonsense.

However, I must give it to the Chinese because they are doing so well for themselves but America still leads even in economic indices

Lols.. I get your points..
But Chinese sleeping while Americans were inventing doesnt mean over taking isnt Allowed "
Those people wearing extra improvised covers are just being extra careful about the unknown dreaded airborne disease so you cant blame them.
Secondly china is one of the most populated countries in the whole world so it wouldn't be a surprise if they're shortages.
I often travelled to china for business trips ,Guangzhou, hong kong,etc and all am saying they'll soon over take the world in innovation thats if they haven't, America knows this clearly well too.lets not put the quality of what the produce in contest.

SoNature:


The difference between the Chinese and Africans isn't really much

If twas America or a European country that is going through this epidemic, a pharmaceutical company will start making nose masks for animals over night.

Those guys always stand out

Chinese pass even usa and European on innovation and improvisation.
They're genius, am very sure of this

nairalanduseles:
U need to purge urself of so much hate.....its not healthy

Asin eeh,men don deal with that one

Tell her you're a Jehovah witness

All op wrote there is the pure truths with hard facts.
Believe it or not,people shouting stereotype have forgotten that mentality of women in last 2 decades and today's women isnt the same.
Times have changed.

As if he knows what going on there,
Since una no want vote vibrant educated ppl,lets end up with dumb fvcks like these.

China wey there visa come deh hard like stone since last yr.

Which oil is recommended for 07 camry 2AZ Fe
And how much pls,its have 150k miles on it.

miniziter:
Her beauty

If she fine pass your babe she no fine pass mine o.

I thought its medic first before police.
Naija.

One of the girls.

BarrSly:
Hi I'm about getting the 2007 i4 series Toyota Camry but I hear it has this fault with oil burning please how true is this?

Its not a problem you cant take care of,i use same model of that car and hardly need to top up oil, unless after a long period of time,dont believe every thing you hear on net,they over exaggerate issues.

millos:
Mc Tagwaye, AlexReports are typical lazy nigerian youth. Just ass kissing politicians and people in high places...sycophants are worse then beggars.

Honestly that boy no get sense,i dont blame him shaa,blc of chicken change.

Electrification:
I just get very angry whenever I see this Abia governor. Failure personified.

No be only you

Car nowadays are just fibre,no strength atall,
See as e fold like paper.
Thats why when driving use your head,overspeed only when the road infront of you is very free, no look as car deh sweet deh press throttle blc your life deh ur hands too.

Forget all those air bag things they're all immaterial..

This life

fairfora:
This is why friendship among ladies hardly last 10 years. They must scatter things with all manners of accusation

But if you go online see as dem deh profess love to there follow ladies you go mad,all are fake.

Lol

And she already have huge fan base.
Even if satan comes down to earth he will still have huge followers.
You hv saggy boobs and so what? Must you force the public to love them?
Psycho.

Why are many ppl opting for her to go and dedicate to music.
No be this kind music wey them dey shake nyash up and down?/twerking and all that?
Abeg make una no go pour petrol to fire o.

Houseofglam7:
Take up a job as a nairaland mod, it'll help you take out your frustration on those betting dudes.

You'll move on from your 'situationship' pretty fast.

Trust me, you'll feel better giving bans that will be at least 500 years long.

Hahahahahahah ,even those ppl that post porn over here.