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They longer need it nah

[quote author=2mch post=67852965]When you are a father, try not to wear things like bullet proof vest and female scarf.[/quo

Mr man, take things easy nah

King fayose

OK

All my life I have never scored 100% The only 100%i ever had was when my phone was fully charged Am I not a lazy Nigerian youth

It's like we're beyond redemption I weep for the future of this country

Have You Ever Tasted "Shit"?
Whether "some" or "most" ,
Buhari, Obasanjo, Babangida or any member of their generation has no right to call the Nigerian youths anything. Like the mother of an apprehended thief, they should hide their face in shame and express their opinions through their anus.
Anyone with a grasp of grammar and reality will not put laziness and illiteracy in the same line with the disruptive youths of the most populous black nation. Really, the president scored a handful of own-goals.
For example, the easiest way to become rich isn't to sit and wait for the never-coming oil money, it is to become a 'yahoo-person'. I used person, as against boy because it is a unisex profession. And yahoo in all its simplicity isn't even a feat for the lazy, weak or lily-hearted.I have it on good authority that to succeed in this line of work, you must - besides working long hours at midnight - also hunt, dry and consume faeces.
Mr President, do you know how dried faeces taste or how it feels to be so frustrated to the point of becoming a faeces-eater?
On a serious note, I am surprised at the outbursts that have trailed the president's recent gaffe. This faux pas isn't too different from his antecedents and I am surprised, to say the least, that this many Nigerians still expect anything normal, right, sane or logical whether in act or utterances from this willess, clueless, directionless, senseless and pathetic administration. I do not need to flash my achievements. Like Sinach, I know exactly "who I am" and the disparaging remarks of a senile leader will not water down my swagger. I have given up a long time ago on this administration and "jejely," I am saving my energy for 2019. I will advise you to follow suit. A man with zero expectation is never dissapointed.


Sheriff Aliu

If Romans were able to kill Jesus Then who is Barcelona or messi

martineverest:
After all ur prayers?

Ur doctrines is one the main reasons you Nigeria are continue to struggle....

"Those who guide their mouths and their tongues keep themselves from calamity". proverbs 21:23

Mind your business

Every time I scratch a recharge card I say to myself " so na this number you no fit guess"

Every time I scratch a recharge card I say to myself " so na this number you no fit guess"

Every time I scratch a recharge card I say to myself " so na this number you no fit guess"

Today, the most dangerous advice you can give to a child is "Go to school, get good grades and look for a safe secure job"...argue with Robert Kiyosaki.

CuteMadridista:
My quote is for Nigerians to get sense

How can a Nigerian believe the son of a Jewish carpenter killed in a small Israeli village aeons ago was dying for their sins when the Jews themselves don't believe that crhap

there are even far more Muslims in Israel than there are Christians and that is saying a lot

Religion in Israel (2014)
Judaism (75%)
Islam (17.5%)
other/unknown (4%)
Christianity (2.0%)
Druzism (1.5%)

these guys who's ancestors lived during Jesus time and interacted with him didn't believe he was dying for them but a Nigerian read a book and quickly concluded the Jews are wrong. A slavery endorsing book handed to them by their pink skinned slavemasters

its like saying you know Buhari more than those that are interacting with him because you read punch newspapers

Nigerians need to get sense ASAP

What's ur point?
Take am there

We owe the dept we cannot pay But he paid the dept he didn't owe thank you Jesus
Happy easter Nigeria Good times are coming

taylor89:
Lol





These people never seize to amaze me





Bunch of ass lickers

Who are u? You are just a nobody with Android phone so sit down and be humble Stop hating man

The richest man in the world walking freely without any security

Our media won't show this

On his visit to Nigeria, apart from meeting with the high and mighty, Bill Gates visited a primary clinic in Bodiga Sokoto State to see things for him self. He also visited local villages in their thatch houses to feel their pain and understand their needs.

This is what I called compassionate leadership

Father father save us, those we trust have failed us
Nigeria shall be great again

Father Father hear us, those we trust have failed us.
Save us O lord

I won't say anything but KARMA is real

Cromcruach91:
You know, it is really funny the way the news of a shooting in Nigeria...is greeted with cries about how 'this country is a zoo'.

We live in a democracy, meaning we have the tools to change things. We can join a party, get laws changed, get into power and change things...or form a NGO, and campaign for changes in attitudes.

One Nigerian saw how exam malpractice was rampant in Nigeria. He went and founded an advocacy group to change things. Has exam malpractice diminshed? No...but he saw a problem., and did something.

GloriaNinja and smokedfish, am sure you think that by getting Biafra or by getting restructuring, things will change. But, am sorry to tell you that that is just rebranding bad wine in new bottle...it still tastes awful. Even if you get restructuring, Biafra or whatever, no be the same people that made Nigeria a zoo that you will still be working with.

The funny thing is that these same people will be admiring America...where a teenage gunman, not for the first time, shot dead several of his schoolmates some months ago. Abi America is a zoo, eh? But when they are offered the chance to change things....they will sit down and say that everything is corrupt and they cannot change anything. Well, some people in USA are campaigning for gun control.They have powerful opponents, plus most Americans love their guns...some of their supporters included...yet they won't give up.

I don't like PDP or APC, but I love my country, mess and all. And I will not refer to it as a zoo, or a shitwhatever. Because , despite the mess, we can still make it, if we are willing to use the tools we have, and not wait for some imaginary Superman to save us.

God bless you for this

Luckianti:
When i find myself having such a priest, i will gladly give everything within my powers to build a house of worship. Respect to the priest

Don't bother building because my people will talk when he start prospering.

God bless Nigeria �� country

This life sha�

is he still alive?

Asajadman:
Fellow nairanders to God who made am one of the victim during the accident am living in fatima and the incident happend for Ako not far to my house at all the deceased have recently drank poison by him before this bad incident yesterday after he returned from the hospital and he initially set himself ablaze inside one of his three shops attached to his house to be sincere my people they curse on the man because the man killed himself and we found out that he was just instored as the nulge chairman recently among many contestant but now elderly people have carried out some consultation about him and we heard they cursed on him to do such things to himself because he set himself ablaze by putting a motor tyre on his neck.

Haba! ENGLISH What's all this for God sake.. I fear for this generation.

Asajadman:
Fellow nairanders to God who made am one of the victim during the accident am living in fatima and the incident happend for Ako not far to my house at all the deceased have recently drank poison by him before this bad incident yesterday after he returned from the hospital and he initially set himself ablaze inside one of his three shops attached to his house to be sincere my people they curse on the man because the man killed himself and we found out that he was just instored as the nulge chairman recently among many contestant but now elderly people have carried out some consultation about him and we heard they cursed on him to do such things to himself because he set himself ablaze by putting a motor tyre on his neck.

Haba! What's all this for God sake.. I fear for their generation.

Epic indeed

The fear of what will happen come 2019 if buhari is elected again
God for bid ☺

The game was won....