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CrimeRe: U.S. Govt Transfers Woodberry, Hushpuppi, Bidemi Rufai To Same Prison Facility by zebszebs: 3:55pm On Jul 09, 2024
I trust my fellow Nigerians to roll out a rousing welcome for Mr Rufai when he storms the shores of Nigeria in 2025.

He will be rehabilitated ahead of the 2027 elections, where he will contest and win an elective position.

I trust my fellow Nigerians not to disappoint.
HealthRe: Centuries-Old Trees Collapse On Traders In Edo; 4 Killed, Several Injured by zebszebs: 3:33pm On Jul 09, 2024
Obakoolex:
Off course I had to wonder your reasoning which is even lesser to that of a lunatic goat in human form. slowpoke
"Oga go and graze, your shepherd is looking for you"
SportsRe: Kayode Olarenwaju Demands ₦‎1 Billion From Pastor Adegboyega In Divorce Battle by zebszebs: 1:25pm On Jul 09, 2024
I have two categories I assign Nigerian pastors to:

1. Fake originals

2. Fake fakes

The fake originals are those who are fake, liars but at least pretend to be called by God i.e. they try to live a "Christian" lifestyle etc. Basically walking the walk (a fake one albeit)

Example Adeboye, Oyedepo, Kumuyi, Oyakhilome, Ebuka Obi etc

Then we have the fake fakes.

These ones dont even care to pretend.

They know they are fake, they know people know they are fake and dont care.

Examples: Gboyega, Odumeje etc.

99% of Nigerian pastors and religious leaders are self acclaimed, religious scammers and pulpit fraudsters.

No one called them, they all called themselves.


You have to be Schizophrenic to claim to hear voices and see images aka visions that no one else can see.

They have mental issues and claim to be able to see spiritual things.

I will leave you with this quote by Seneca the Younger

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful
CrimeRe: 9 Killed As Cultists Clash On 7/7 Day by zebszebs: 12:57pm On Jul 09, 2024
A culling of the undesirable species.

As long as none killed were "civilians",

Then I see no foul play.

Referee says, "play on!!!"
HealthRe: Centuries-Old Trees Collapse On Traders In Edo; 4 Killed, Several Injured by zebszebs: 12:51pm On Jul 09, 2024
Obakoolex:
Uncouth idiot. You are raised by failed parents if you have any.
Why the attack! if not that you are sick upstairs
"You should be out grazing in the fields, not behind a computer screen , exposing your ignorance and stone age reasoning to the entire world."

That line hit you bad grin grin grin
HealthRe: Centuries-Old Trees Collapse On Traders In Edo; 4 Killed, Several Injured by zebszebs: 11:41am On Jul 09, 2024
Obakoolex:
Yes superstition until you witness it.....
One century old tree fell at Oyo Alaafin town few years ago, after 2 days the tree stood up again. They had to do some rituals before they finally cut down the tree.
This is not a fiction!

*Modified.
For those those ignoramus quoting me that am giving them lamba....here's the YouTube link to confirm the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4_8yiriR1w?si=pdyO70Fv76m5SPv8


Check the link
Your education, if you have any, was wasted on you.

You should be out grazing in the fields, not behind a computer screen , exposing your ignorance and stoneage reasoning to the entire world.

Sad.
CrimeRe: Tears As 20-yr-old Cadet Officer Who Died In Hotel Pool In Abia Laid To Rest by zebszebs: 1:32pm On Jul 08, 2024
I cant swim a lick,
Hence, you will never find me close to any body of water.

I dont know why people do the opposite of what is "commonsensical".
RomanceRe: Do Men Prefer Dating Bigger Girls? by zebszebs: 10:20pm On Jul 06, 2024
If I were a cannibal living in "Tilumbu's" harsh economic climate Nigeria,

Then would I give it a thought.

Any other scenario?

Then its a hard pass.

Sorry.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Not Nigeria’s Messiah, Will Struggle For Second Term – Primate Ayodele by zebszebs:
This religious scammer and pulpit bandit is here again with his "both to score, under 2.5, over 2.5, goalless draw" type prophecies.

This same man said Rishi Shinak would win this latest election but won't last.

Anyone who listens to him deserves to be deceived.
PoliticsRe: Dangote, Elumelu, Rewane Enlisted As Tinubu Inaugurates Economic Team by zebszebs: 10:53pm On Jul 04, 2024
"The definition of lunacy is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result"

This man is doing the same thing Buharion did that didnt work but made things worse.

The one I am most annoyed with is that jerrycurl haired AGIP, economic "guru" fraud standing at the back.

A very useless fellow.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Fingers Former Governor, Ministers Behind Planned Protest by zebszebs: 10:45pm On Jul 04, 2024
Keep fingering.

Name them you cowardly twats with no family jewels.

Name them!!!
Music/RadioRe: Yemisi Solanke's Soothing Sounds: A Harmonious Journey Through Life by zebszebs: 5:00pm On Jul 03, 2024

She is singing off key,

The beat is off

Lets start telling ourselves the truth, this is complete and absolute nonsense

Update: I just reread the post and saw this: "Yemisi Solanke, a trained nutritionist and *mental health* nurse "
RomanceRe: 56-Year-Old American Woman Shows Off Her 26-Year-Old Nigerian Husband (Video) by zebszebs: 1:34pm On Jul 03, 2024
With that shape of head and the potbelly?

I doubt this fella is 26.

Man is closer to 40 than 20.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Have Ruined The Economy -- Suen by zebszebs: 9:24am On Jul 03, 2024
PointZerom:
You're an idiot to reason this way.
By the way what's the meaning of THAT FULL GROWN ADULTS?
I won't trade invectives with a barely functioning illiterate who has no home training.


Cheers.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Have Ruined The Economy -- Suen by zebszebs: 11:20pm On Jul 02, 2024
"Tinubu Have Ruined The Economy"

Spot the error in the headline.

That full grown adults who received formal education taught in English

Yet still don't know the difference between singular and plural

Is a sad commentary on the state of education in that accursed country called Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Edo LP Fumes As Part Of Obidient Movement Backs APC Candidate by zebszebs: 8:14am On Jul 02, 2024
The APC candidate is a barely functioning semi-illiterate who had nothing upstairs.

I wonder how he even became a senator.


The obedient movement whatever are a bunch of unemployed, neverdowells
CrimeRe: Probe Launched Into Alleged Sexual Misconduct At UK Prison by zebszebs: 1:04am On Jul 02, 2024
"You dont shit where you eat."

However, when your village people call your number, you must pick.

They have called her.
Christianity EtcRe: The Sad Story Of How A Youth Pastor Fell Into Fornication And How The Church … by zebszebs: 11:29am On Jun 30, 2024
This reads like an often repeated to ad nauseam storyline from that religious scammer and judgement day alarmist Mike Bamiloye, who uses made up stories to instill fear in people about the so-called judgement day.

Abeg GTFOH, everyone fvcks, even the pastor who tells you not to, has multiple sidechics
Music/RadioRe: Sky B- Victory Song (official Video ) by zebszebs: 2:23am On Jun 30, 2024
This is akin to Eedris trying to make a comeback to music.

Music of 2004 is not the same as 2024.

This man should rather use this money and start selling religious books and anointing oil infront of dunamis PH instead of this.


Music is no longer for him.
Music/RadioRe: Sky B- Victory Song (official Video ) by zebszebs: 10:05pm On Jun 29, 2024
Tjra:
So true 👍

You need to see the way Dbanj begs for music promotion now. Person wey be King of music during his time. Same as Psquare.

Comeback no easy honestly.
The day I knew it was over for Dbanj was when I saw his sponsored post for one of his new wack tracks on Linda Ikeji blog.

Man, no champion forever.

This was a man who used to boast of making #10m in a week (back in 2009/2010)
Music/RadioRe: Sky B- Victory Song (official Video ) by zebszebs: 10:02pm On Jun 29, 2024
This kind of song in 2024?

Oga pack it up.

Your time has passed

Ayin!!!
HealthRe: Groom Dies Few Hours to his Wedding by zebszebs: 9:22pm On Jun 29, 2024
jeromestarks:
Check very well. The cause of this man's untimely death is the woman's lack of virginity.

Virgin pvssy, just like virgin land, guarantees long life. Fvcked pvssy, just like used land guarantees DEATH.

Once you begin to fvck a pvssy many men have fvcked or are fvcking, you start dying. Many men are deadmen walking. They are Walking Dead because of the cursed pvssy they fvck.

Nothing kills a man faster than marrying a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by another man.

How can you pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws just to have a woman who was fvcked by another man with just two eggs and indomie and you expect to live long? NO naaa!
Many men are Walking Dead. One day , they will fall down like this unfortunate man. Women pvssy kills once fvcked before you.

Once she's not a virgin, fvck her and let her go meet other fvckers. Never marry her else you become Walking Dead!
You arent a virgin yet you are seeking for a virgin to marry.

Who are the ladies you are sleeping with going to end up with?


The irony that your hyprocrisy isnt obvious to you shows your cognitive level.

You really do have mental issues and should get institutionalized because you are troubled.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From The Burial Of Mr Ibu (John Okafor) by zebszebs:
bitingcool:
what's the angel doing there?
Is that an Angel or a Chimera?
CrimeRe: Bandits’ Kingpin, Dogo Gide, Protects Farmers In Zamfara by zebszebs: 9:17am On Jun 28, 2024
The same Dogo Gide who the Nigerian clown army has killed almost 9 times now?

The man is a cat.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Intel Indicates War Between Israel And Hezbollah Inching Closer by zebszebs: 9:39pm On Jun 27, 2024
Righteousness2:
GOD is Speaking through World Headlines! Are you Listening??

Lebanon could be the kickoff rally to start some Major Prophetic wars.

As the IDF Prepares to take to the skies to Destroy Hezebollah Terror group, the complete explosion of the Psalm 83 Multifront War is on the brink as the likes of Iran, Syria, the iraq iranian backed terrorists, the houtis in yemen and others are threathening to Join in a Full Scale WAR against the APPLE OF GOD'S EYES, ISRAEL.

This is definitely looking like the runway that leads to Isaiah 17 Wiping out of Damascus from the Earth ,
The Jeremiah 49:34-39 STRIKE on the Iranian Nuclear Facilities,
The Gog Magog War Collation against ISRAEL,
The Time Of Jacobs Trouble, after the Rapture and the signing of the Daniel 9:27 covenant!

Listen Folks! ISRAEL is GOD'S Time Clock.
ISRAEL is the Focal point of the Endtimes Major Events.

GOD is about to close this age of grace and turn HIS Full attention to the APPLE OF HIS EYES, ISRAEL because they must saved and come to the knowlege of JESUS CHRIST.

The RAPTURE is Upon us !!
Not only are we on the runway sitting on Titus 2:13 airlines but the engines have started!
JESUS CHRIST IS COMING QUICKLY!
It will Happen in a Twinkling of an eye.

Be Ready! Live Ready! Live Prepared!
Just STFU you brainwashed, religious Zombie

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