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Career › Re: Army Promotes Oluchukwu Owowoh To Lieutenant by zebszebs: 7:30pm On Jun 27, 2024

omooba969:
Gibberish

Your father is

Career › Re: Army Promotes Oluchukwu Owowoh To Lieutenant by zebszebs: 4:36pm On Jun 27, 2024

Who is her father?

or better still, who is fast tracking her?

If you think she is some rando who is moving this fast on her own merit, then I have a 4th Mainland bridge to sell to you.

Ask people who have applied for NA short service to find out how difficult it is.

They will ask for 2 senators to recommend you and for the scrotum of a pregnant male mosquito.

Politics › Re: Last Words Of DC. Andrew Essien While Facing Reps Committee by zebszebs: 9:47am On Jun 26, 2024

How old is the man?

On his CV, you might see him claiming to be 42 years old, yet he joined the service 27 years ago.

The worst

Education › Re: UNIZIK's Ifunanya Miracle Bliss Dies While Escaping Prankster’s Tricycle Robbery by zebszebs: 11:02am On Jun 25, 2024

dre11:
https://punchng.com/unizik-graduate-escaping-pranksters-tricycle-robbery-dies-friend-hospitalised/?amp

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/RaK6Exikk245Z4GG/?mibextid=oFDknk

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/R4dDExKukTJRhrqf/?mibextid=oFDknk

It's actually "candlelight" and not "candlenight"

Nigeria keeps churning out barely functioning illiterates cosplaying as graduates.

Crime › Re: Killers Of Rtd-General Uwem Udokwere Arrested, Phones, Laptops Recovered by zebszebs: 2:41pm On Jun 24, 2024

AngryMrMAN:
Political assassination.

Go to any prison, barrack , police station in the next 2 years .

Show them this particular news .

Tell them you want to see these faces.

Come back tell me the response from the uniform men .

The picture below is the biggest I mean the biggest cocaine Burst not on in Nigeria but the entire Africa in a single operation.

Look at thier faces.

Go to the barracks, guards rooms , police station in the whole 36 states .

Show them this news and demand to see just one of them as a legal prosecutor.

Nigeria is a grand crime scene.

We are led by the worst of us.

All criminals

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Politics › Re: 2027: No Plans To Dump Peter Obi – Labour Party by zebszebs: 10:13am On Jun 24, 2024

edian:
Labour is dear need of this Obi as much as fish needs water for a Life line

Even if this Obi register a brand new party. His new party will still produce a governor and lawmakers without rigging. Something we've never experienced in this country before. Without rigging or financial power

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Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Bank Worker In Edo by zebszebs: 9:04pm On Jun 23, 2024

A culling of the species.

As long as he wasnt a civilian then its good riddance to bad rubbish

Politics › Re: Ayodele Olawande Visits Ilaje Fish Market, Promotes "1 LGA, 1 Product" by zebszebs: 10:39am On Jun 23, 2024

Not too young to run/rule/lead my rotund posterior.

WTF is this sh*t?

Celebrities › Re: Why I Rejected Blank Cheque From Cheating Married Woman – Whitemoney by zebszebs: 6:25pm On Jun 22, 2024

"I have a law, I can never sleep with a married woman.”

Correction: I have a law, I can not sleep with a woman

Culture › Re: Sanusi Remains Emir - Kano Govt by zebszebs: 10:47pm On Jun 20, 2024*

Game of Thrones.

Aso Rock is against the ascendancy of Sanusi, a close pal of El Rufai (who is rumored to have eyes on the 2027 presidential elections).

So the current cabal at the Rock is fighting a two-pronged attack to clip his wings.

By ensuring that he doesn't have support from the Northern traditional institutions (Sanusi as Emir of Kano)

And using the current Kaduna governor to tarnish his image and also deplete his amassed war chest.

The same strategy is being used against Wike by being the unseen hand behind Fubara.

The more he destroys Wike's support base in Rivers, the more Wike is reliant on his (Tinubus) support for relevance.

Let the games continue, these evil men only have their interests in mind.

Don't die in their wars.

Politics › Re: Samuel Nwanosike: Former Ikwerre Chairman Wearing Bulletproof Vest (Photo) by zebszebs: 10:17pm On Jun 18, 2024

I know he has a rather large head

but Is it bullet proof too?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Arome Osayi Reconciles With His 'Son' Apostle Orokpo Michael by zebszebs: 10:56am On Jun 16, 2024

Harddiskng:
The man on blue wey dey squeeze face.

E never finish for the guy mind

Hin go still do wetin hin wan do

"The man ***on*** blue wey dey squeeze face."

And this scallywag will claim not to be an illiterate.

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Arome Osayi Reconciles With His 'Son' Apostle Orokpo Michael by zebszebs: 10:55am On Jun 16, 2024

Two conmen have finally reconcilled.

Glory to God!!!

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Celebrities › Re: ‘Junior Pope Was Never My Boyfriend’ – Ruby Ojiakor by zebszebs: 11:56pm On Jun 15, 2024

I was shocked to see that this woman is 29.

Shocked to my bone marrow.

Politics › Re: 80% Of Those Who Insult & Abuse Me Are From One Ethnic Group - Doyin Okupe by zebszebs: 2:31pm On Jun 15, 2024

This man has prostrate cancer,
He should be more concerned about his health,
instead of this brown nosing he is doing for "Tibunu" to notice him.

He probably might not live long enought to enough the money.

Crime › Re: Harrison Gwamnishu Declared "Enemy Of The Police Force" - Activist Cries Out by zebszebs: 4:09pm On Jun 14, 2024

The grammatical errors in that WhatsApp broadcast is headache inducing.

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Business › Re: FG Drops Tax Charges Against Tigran Gambaryan, Binance Executive by zebszebs: 3:42pm On Jun 14, 2024

The American government has finally come for their child.

If they born "Tibunu" well, let him refuse to let him go.

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Politics › Re: LP Lawmaker, Ginger Onwusibe, Empowers Abia Constituents With 10 Cassava Stems by zebszebs: 3:15pm On Jun 14, 2024

Field Nigg*r
House Nigg*r
Still Nigg*r

PDP,
APC,
LP,
Still corrupt

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Crime › Re: Man Jailed For Taking Off Condom During Sex by zebszebs: 11:36pm On Jun 13, 2024

If this man is truly 39, then we have problems.

Politics › Re: The Platform: Democracy And The Free Market Economy (Live Update) by zebszebs: 2:54pm On Jun 12, 2024

There was a time The Platform used to be a big deal,

until Poju exposed himself in the buildup to the 2023 elections as a tribal bigot, a religious charlatan and a fan of City Girls,

Who was only using the platform to feather his nest.

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Politics › Re: Sexual Harrasment: Yusuf Tuggar Drags Ibrahim Lamuwa Before Head Of Service by zebszebs: 10:28pm On Jun 11, 2024

We4all:
Who is this retard?

You are the wild ani*mal who says there is no taboo in sleeping with a married woman.

May you not see the end of this year if you reply me.

You replying this comment is an agreement with the above prayer.

Politics › Re: Sexual Harrasment: Yusuf Tuggar Drags Ibrahim Lamuwa Before Head Of Service by zebszebs: 3:49pm On Jun 11, 2024

We4all:
It is not a taboo to sleep with a married woman.

Please just GTFOH

Politics › Re: Sexual Harrasment: Yusuf Tuggar Drags Ibrahim Lamuwa Before Head Of Service by zebszebs: 2:18pm On Jun 11, 2024

Why would you want to sleep with a nursing, married woman?

If your kink is sleeping with other mens wives, there are other pliant women who would do so, but this one clearly wasnt interested.

Why are some men like this?

Allowing your urges to lead you to destruction.

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Celebrities › Re: ‘I Want Man Who’ll Give Me N20m When I Ask For N1m’ – Yvonne Jegede by zebszebs: 2:33pm On Jun 10, 2024

A 40-year-old woman who will be 41 this year.

Whats that saying about 40-year-olds and being in a permanent state of inanity forever?

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Romance › Re: Finding Love In The UK Is Hard, But There's A Secret by zebszebs: 1:05am On Jun 10, 2024*

Politics › Re: Strike: Shutting Down National Grid Was Evil – Doyin Okupe Tackles Labour by zebszebs: 9:15am On Jun 08, 2024

Instead for this man to put his house in order and look after his a health, he is busy going up and down, committing blasphemy by calling a criminal Tinubu, Jesus Christ

As it looks, he is in the final throes of death.

Politics › Re: How FG Recovered N12.7 Billion Metering Funds From Local Supplier After 21 Years by zebszebs: 11:40pm On Jun 07, 2024

Believe this fa*t Bleep and you will believe anything

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Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Suspends Pastor Idowu Iluyomade Of City Of David, Lagos by zebszebs: 9:41pm On Jun 05, 2024

EngrKemp:
Just get lost

Your father

Politics › Re: Well Donated By Hon. Haruna To Kogi Residents As Constituency Project (Photo) by zebszebs: 3:45pm On Jun 05, 2024

RickyJesus:
That's not a standard borehole, I won't even built it for my enemy.

Just STFU.

Have some shame

Politics › Re: Well Donated By Hon. Haruna To Kogi Residents As Constituency Project (Photo) by zebszebs: 3:43pm On Jun 05, 2024

This same people were criticizing Pete Obi for providing them with a borehole.

See the nonsense an Aboki made for his people?

I started laughing when I read "traditional well".

Nigeria as currently constituted is NGMIIJN.

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Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Suspends Pastor Idowu Iluyomade Of City Of David, Lagos by zebszebs: 4:01pm On Jun 03, 2024

EngrKemp:
That has been my church from university days j-ville to city of David

At some point, I was the football coach of j ville . We used to play where the new city of David trinity towers is today.

My money is in the building of the church too.

Na we follow build that church wey everybody eyes dey shook naw

So what do we do with this information now?

Give you an award?

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