₦airaland Forum

Dogalmighty17:
Explain this thing wey you talk now in a way a palm wine tapper fit understand. No be all of us go school abeg.

Kai! Why Nairaland no get 'haha' reaction Na? Lol.

FortCavazosKnox:
Chike is actually not smart, knack a married woman? I won’t even feel sorry for him if anything bad happens to him, he’s lucky he’s doing it with Frank. I hope he tries it with someone evil 😈

Five, I repeat, five married women( three baby mamas, though still in a relationship with their baby daddies) have approached me in a row since I got married. One after another. I'm not kidding. No be me toast any of them. I've never toasted any girl since I got married. I don't know which test devil decide test me because I was never a cheat while single, talkless of to reason anything to do with married women. Their own case is by fire by force, unlike single girls wey go de form. Pray never to ever have an encounter with a woman who's frustrated in marriage.

fyneboi79:
stop taking it personal bro.I can perfectly understand if you hate dogs and it's nothing to me. But rationality wise,we both know which is of more security value.

Nothing personal. You started by saying cats have no single use, I gave you one very important use for cats, just like you're now giving us the importance of dogs. All I'm trying to say is that you shouldn't show disgust for people who love cats as pets, just as I won't show disgust for you loving dogs too. I love dogs too, by the way. E don do.

fyneboi79:
Did you just compare a dobberman, boerbull or altsacian guard dog to a lousy messy cat?

Yes, the way you love them, some of us love cats even more. How would you feel if I said I hated dogs? Yep, the same way I feel when you express your disgust for cats. One man's food is another man's poison, bro.

fyneboi79:
Of what used is a cat in the house?

Of what use is a dog, goldfish, hamster, guinea pig, or rabbit in the house? If you don't like pets or things other than humans that are dear, millions of people all around the world do....And about the use of cats, rats run far away even at the sound of their meows. Or you like rats bro?

fyneboi79:
I hate cats with a passion . Once didn't agree to date a lady because she had a cat she loved so much

Life is funny. Almost didn't marry my wife because of the mentality she had about cats then. Just like many Nigerians, she believed they were witches. Meanwhile, cats are my best pets.

dettolgel:
I didn't say you said so. I am saying that in as much as the past sucks, the present sucks more.

The present always sucks more.

Brotherly, despite he was a bad guy, I still liked him. He was just like Pac. His death touched me to the core....the betrayal.

dettolgel:
Waiting for the next one does not mean the present does not suck. Right now it sucks big time.

I never mentioned anywhere that the present does not suck. In fact, all I'm trying to say is ALL sitting president suck, until the next comes, the past is then seen as better.

bazoodo:
which means if they have 4 kids one will be ss

The probability of them having SS children is 1/4 , it doesn't necessarily mean if they bear four children, one must be SS. It is only a probability. All might be, and non might be. However, their decision isn't a wise one.

dettolgel:
Yeap human always forget the past and our brain has the ability to always romaticise the past.

But bros economically speaking Tinubu don give Nigerians wotowoto

Except in very rare occasional cases, you no go believe say in future you and many others go say the next person go give us wotowoto pass Tinubu. That's just the way of the world bro. See how everybody don forget the kata-kata during OBJ, the insults during Yar'Adua, the mimicry during Oga Jona, the calamity during Sai Baba, and now Tinubu be the worst because he's in the present. Make God let us see the future. Me I know these things a long time ago, so when people the make noise, I only wait till the next.

Palmpay to me, is very good. I transfer any money that gets paid into my access bank account immediately into my Palmpay. I have Opay too, but Palmpay is better.

dettolgel:
They are referring to it as good time now relative to the presence. Just the way bubu time is better than now. Who knows may Tinubu will improve and surpass whomever is coming after him. We may then look back to this day and consider it a good time.

Bro, the human mind is programmed to forget bad things in a flash, that's if you choose to follow the crowd. That's why I often say there's nothing like "the good old days." Things just change, some for the better, some for the worse, and that's a constant in life. People will continue to think that the present is worse than the past. It has always been so since time immemorial. The world wouldn't be in existence if that were true, because evil would have consumed everything long ago. Oga Jona was no better. Things just changed and we forgot the bad ones during his time. Do you remember there was a time you couldn't enter ANY GATHERING, e.g., church and mosque, with your bag? And our cars were constantly checked with bomb detectors? How nervous we felt during traffic even in the FCT? We've all forgotten. Were those days actually good? Believe me, very soon, people will call Tinubu a saint after he's gone....I made this same statement here when Yar' Adua was sick and they called him names. Made same during Jona's time, and I'm making it again today. Things just change, bro.

J2ff:
Noticing ftc is getting easier to win nowadays.....

I've asked this question several times but never gotten replies. Those of you who celebrate or want to be FTC, is there a price attached to it?

OredoPikin:
That we experienced bubu and now experiencing the NADECO fraudster doesn't mean GEJ was In any way better.

Exactly, it's just that the average Nigerian forgets like fish. Why should anyone who was alive then refer to Oga Jonah's time too as good times?

Sonnobax15:

Probability cat.

Have been experiencing same thing too.

Not cat, cannot be cat, but rat. That's the prime suspect.

MrSly:
And at the end he became a president to the world greatest country. That exactly is what OP is marvelled at.

Exactly

Onewazobia:
Bush, how pesin go giv him pikin Bush

Bush turn president of America, him pikin sef , Bush Jnr. Still turn president. If na Nigeria them born them, our people for say the name na bad luck. Say the name go make them turn hunters.

Ameboperoo:
Says who? Which other countries use the word?

Which word? I don't see any Nigerian word in the sticker.

franchasng:
It can never be Tinubu because if it was Tinubu, Daddy Adeboye won't come out to make the revelation because there won't be any need to talk about it if the next President is still the same President in power now



But if by any means it was Tinubu that you saw in your revelation, Daddy please intercede on behalf of Nigerians for a change. Nigerians, I mean majority of sensible and reasonable Nigerians dont want Tinubu to continue. His continuation will cause more ethnic division of Nigeria, bring more hunger and shatter Nigeria the more.


At least he has achieved his lifelong ambition to become President, he should please step aside and allow someone better with human conscience and empathy to govern Nigeria in order to reposition Nigeria for good because Tinubu have made Nigeria to become a mockery and a laughing stock in the commity of nations

Church people sef. Where is the "revelation" in that statement? Can't you or anybody make same statement effortlessly?

Skippyvibes:
Check out this cat I killed this morning

Fnck you. You killed my best pet. Fnck you again.

SpencerForbes:
That’s someone’s hand in a pocket.

Do you know I saw this picture some time ago and couldn't solve the puzzle until I saw your comment?

socialmediaman:
See what changed na

Peter Obi x Kwankwaso in Kano today!!! 🤯🔥

The whole country are tired of this government that cannot protect its citizens...kpai kpai left and right.

Hear their chants 🇳🇬❤️ pic.twitter.com/8qHgWXpJkm

— Twitch Nigeria (@twitch_nigeria_) March 30, 2026

Actually, nothing has changed with the brains of the average Nigerian. They intentionally refuse to learn. How these failed politicians continue to trick them year in, year out, should be a subject of study. From Buhari to Tinubu now you want Obi who failed and was hated greatly even by his own people -Yes, I was in Anambra at the time he was governor. What will happen if we continue kicking out failures just like Jona was kicked out, after we realize they've failed on their first trial? Obi was a failure, we know, yet we have covinced ourselves as usual that he is the right one to rule again. You were asked what changed and you just proved we haven't changed.

timidapsin:
Growing up in Nigeria, many of us heard this crazy story…
That India once defeated Nigeria 99–1 in a football match.


As funny as it sounds now, a lot of people actually believed it.

So what really happened?
After digging into it, here’s the truth:
There is no official record from FIFA, CAF, or the Nigeria Football Federation of such a match ever happening. India and Nigeria have never played each other in any recognized international match from that era
A scoreline like 99–1 is practically impossible in real football
And of course… the ball never turned into a lion

So where did the story come from?
Most likely, it started as a schoolyard tale that spread from one person to another. Back then, without the internet, stories like this traveled fast and became “facts” over time.
It eventually became part of Nigerian football folklore.





I made a short video breaking everything down, including how the myth spread and what actually exists in football records.

Watch here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maeBg32ta-8⁠

It was a childhood fable that so e of us grew up to realise that it was all lies, but to my surprise, a childhood friend of mine, even after graduated from the university around 2010 still believed and was arguing with me that that story actually happened. Anyways, he's one of those churchy type of people who be believe so much in fetish stuff.

YesDaddyTill203:
I have enough boys to form almost half of a football team, but my little girl is the love of my life. Pray to have a girl. totally different from the boys. They will show you love that you will never get from those boys.

I'm telling you. I always wished I never had a girl owing to the behaviour of young girls of this generation, but of a truth, just the thought of my little girl...she has my heart.

It is very difficult for humans to change. There's every possibility for the sleeping beast in your past to resurrect once it's forced to wake up. Now, let's say two out of these 700 marrafakas are truly repentant terrorists, what happens to the rest 702 others? Pardon my calculation skills. I'm bad at maths.

MiamiLord:
Chaiii....life no balance.

Rest in peace beautiful lady




It will never be well for anyone that voted for this demonic party APC

Must you people bring in this sh*itty party n*onsense into every single topic here? Allow us to read some topics in peace abeg.

CodeTemplar:
Toro houses Tilde-Fulani settlement. Where they took by conquest from i think irigwe people. Lol.

I'm just being honest and confused, so don't take my question personal bro.
Do you know the meaning of Lol? If yes, what's there to Lol about?

Babangidapikin:
It simple DSS should go Kidnap or invite his family too.. whichever one they deem fit . I even thought it was a skit the way they left their faces for all to see.

You thought if was what? How?

Iykemaniykomo:
GOD punish anybody wey go vote for this government in the coming election

Wait, the next government go be from which country? The past ones fa? Na which planet dem from?