₦airaland Forum

Bahamas95:
Smoking is one thing I will NEVER do in my life.



The worse of them all is a woman smoking, very annoying/irritating.

I have never smoked too , but in life, I've come to realize that time changes everything. What you think you might never do and condemn others for doing, you may find yourself doing the same in the future, giving yourself rational justifications to offer solace. That sentence "Do not judge" is no ordinary statement.

Diamond098454:
You are grown now, ask your mother or you can go and search for your father. The most important thing is you are alive and your mother didn't abort you that makes her a great mummy.

Ask his mother from the grave?

Vulcan24:
Drugs, steroids and alcohol can make meat shrink

So obviously it's their "football age", right?

Ice prince- 39, Iyanya- 39, how old am I then? 22?

Kai, Ice prince pass this age.

victorazyvictor:
I remembered suffering all nights to achieve the best, many of my course mates admired by exceptional work & creativities, yet one lecturer told me "he is disappointed in me" that I even come from his tribe that why he was highly disappointed....omo I nearly discouraged myself.

There was a time I was begging for my minor design for the semester to be received because I arrived late after they announced an unexpected time of submission. I gave that excuse of not sleeping all night, which of course we usually do. At some point, TDB becomes a normal part of your life, even long after graduation. They hate that excuse. You must be emotionally and physically strong to be an Architect. Sadly, it's why women studying arctecture hardly do well- I hope no one misunderstands this line.

Architecture was once rated the most difficult course to study in the world, I bet that decision was taken because of the drama between students and lecturers. There were many times I wished I could sniff the life out of some of my lecturers while I was in school, but I ain't a kijjer.

MrJames007:
Op is crazy.

NL now has night mode. Ok.

Yeah, the night mode has been there, I think for weeks, since they changed the style of their reaction buttons. Now to the topic, just like the first few guys, I don't want to say what's on my mind.

buttlover:
Seems the monkey lost it's way to our uncomplicated building, we chased it up to one of the room and send it to its ancestors.

So my own building is complicated that's why the monkey never came my way? Now, why did you kill it? You go chop am?

Emeskhalifa:
Just a quick question, should Dangote departs the world today, what will happen to the refinery? The government will takeover or his family members will continue with it

When you hear Dangote group, don't assume it's a one-man business.

All these statistics and research wey them de carry out wey them no de ever include me. Raise your right hand if you've ever been counted among the numbers for these things please.

oz4real83:
It seems you don't know what some humans can do, animals won't even do them. Some humans will see a clean and treated WC but still prefer to pooh or pee on the floor inside that toilet

That's one, if not the major reason I left campus to stay off campus during my Uni days. Those cleaners are really going through a lot. Some humans are just so annoying.

I don't like anybody who carries tribe for head, whether Yoruba, Igbo or any tribe.

The only one that I somehow and surpirsingly find attractive is waist bead, but I'm seeing waist chain in the picture. Never seen that.

SeverusSnape:
There was a viral video of it on Tiktok, I was shocked to even see it. Who dash Nigeria nuclear weapons and scientists??

Toh, e surprise me too, but anything can happen sha. I remember the first time I watched on NTA say Nigeria police initiate anti-terrorism and anti bomb squad, that was after 9/11 attack. Me and my brothers laugh no be small, say wetin consign Nigeria with terrorism?....Then came the first bomb at Eagles square. See wetin don happen from then till now. So, anything can happen.

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
You people should stop these lies, I have banged married women from all nooks and corners including your villages yet nothing happened to their husbands

I still remember my babe Dooshima from Benue with very tight to_to

I'm not sure the Tivs have that culture, but Idomas have something similar to what the OP described and even among the Idomas, not all have "Alekwu" that they fear so much. There are some parts of Idoma land, like the ones from Ogbadibo, even the ones wey dey go church de fear Alekwu no be small. The thing be say, according to them, you fit continue de bang wifes de go without the husbands knowing, but if they know but do nothing, na them go kpai. Abeg, de do small small make you no go kpai one innocent man one day biko.

Zonefree:
If them check now, your village no get light for 6 months now, no good roads or good hospitals but your ancestors Ibegwu are not doing anything to help. Na only to make innocent men stomach swell and extort goats for pepper soup dem sabi.

Tell Ibegwu not to add to my anger this morning

Hahahahaha, make Seun add laugh reaction for this him Nairaland abeg.

Efuaye:
Does Tinubu see all these negative statistics that the country always falls into?
Why must Nigeria appear on these bad lists and not the good ones?

I swear, if anything good about Nigeria is mentioned, you will doubt it. Mind you, I'm not a politician or follow politics like most of you here do. I'm just a citizen who doesn't hate nor want to see my country burn by all means.

OfoIgbo:
I don't think it is AI, however she expected the photoshoot which could be why she was well made up.

Igbo girls are quite beautiful, if that's the reason you think it's AI

Shet!, you still had to rub in that tribal thing here too. Wetin de worry una for this Nairaland? Biko, na AI.

muyico:
one teacher do am, to 3yrs toddler, u guyz were shouting
Get her arrested!!!!
Nigerian, I fear una?

You talk am say 3 years toddler. That teacher act look like she normal for your eyes?

muyico:
Why correcting her?? Were you assigned to disciplinary committee?? African is born to lies

See one of such parents....if at all he's a parent yet. Gen Z....Smh.

Willy2025:
A Brigadier Gen who hasn't fought any battle in his life. He can barely handle an AK47 and I am sure he can't eliminate house rats let alone the deadly band!ts

Two of my soldier friends who fought alongside this guy once told me stories of how rugged he was. How even his father pleaded that he be withdrawn from the war front , but he persisted. He was even wounded by gunfire during an ambush by Boko Haram - Perhaps then you weren't born.

Now, na them de rush us.

CTee1:
There’s time for everything, look at me first to comment… believe in yourself one day your turn go come… 😂 😂 😂

I de ask una this question and una no de ever answer. Them de pay for this FTC thing? Because the way una de take happy for the thing.

Denningtedy:
oluwa thank u ooohh... first to comment at last

Them de give money for this FTC thing?

Klington:
Simps are always doing too much.

Everything simp, simp, simp. Who teach una that word? No be question the boy ask?

Karlovich:
He.ll.inus control your son!

Where the son for this video na?

slimfit1:
Poor set of imagination only Nigerians think like this. God created the language we speak, terrorist are taking over your land you are talking about funny names try to buy sense if you are not gifted with one pls.

So if you come on Nairaland and see all the topics from top to bottom all about terrorism, you will be happy? So nobody should discuss anything else except terrorism? Why you de reason like this?

effixxyguy1:
Hello Nairalanders, I'm seeking advice on a sensitive issue.

After the first round of intimacy with my wife, I often lose interest in going for a second round.

I'm 31, and we've been trying for a child, but I'm worried this might be affecting our chances. Is this normal? Are there any underlying issues I should be concerned about? Should I consult a doctor or a relationship counselor? I'd appreciate any guidance or suggestions.

Lack of education. Pregnancy has nothing to do with the number of rounds. Even a one minute man can get a woman pregnant after "half" round.

TimeManager:
Sensible Nigerians are beginning to wake up. Like she said, hold your political leaders collecting this fat allocations by the neck. At a time in history when the fortunes of the states have improved, only election losers will focus solely on Abuja to score cheap political points while their home states are allowed a free ride to embezzle their commonwealth. Benue State Governor recently commissioned a juice factory to add value to the local farmers, that's part of it. Some Governors are commissioning projects but more needs to be done to commiserate with what the get every month.
God bless President Tinubu, God bless Nigeria.

-Kiss the truth!

I like how some people are beginning to see that the present governor of Benue is nothing like the others in the past. Given what they get from the federal government, our governors over here are known to either collect and share with the " stake holders" or swallow everything for themselves. Alia is an entirely different breed. Mostly, it's people from outside the state who critisize him.