₦airaland Forum

FarmTech:
3 months ago I planted small portion with groundnut to test. I've never grown it before.

Everything went well. It was more than 10x easier than growing cucumber. But as harvest approach, a thief came and harvested everything this morning.

The ones I managed to harvest is shown below. This is one of the silent challenges farmers face. But it won't discourage me from planting plenty groundnut, ginger, tumeric and pepper this year. So long as the thief keeps coming, I'll soon catch him/her. With God, there is no problem without solution.

Sorry for your loss. Same thing happened to my wife's melon ( egusi) farm just yesterday. She went to harvest but saw absolutely nothing.

SixSeven:
Who cares what you did to your buccal cavity and bum bum? No one. Absolutely no one. It's where waste is flushed out from. It's private. Keep it private. Mind your business and stop exposing it. Learn your Ls and move on. Sheet business is serious business - Otunba Gadaffi


https://www.tiktok.com/video/7498432407599697182

Seriously, some girls have real issues. They'll even watch this and skip it like it's nothing. Do some men really like this BBL sh*t? I can't even imagine being with any woman who would contemplate doing it.

givedemwotowoto:
Leaders reflect the characters of their followers.

Based on the minister’s statements and those of several others who are leaders among Tilumbu supporters, it shows almost all Tilumbu supporters are tribal bigots!

Tribal bigots running a multicultural nation. It only ends in disaster just like Nazi Germany.

Government of tribal bigotry, run by tribal bigots.

There is no national unity and interest that can be found among these people.

Unfortunately that is how the average Nigerian behaves. Give leadership to even your tribesman and see how positions everywhere will be flooded by your people. You should have noticed that a long time ago as a Nigerian. A sad situation.

Onkoolos:
Brazil is the odd one out here. The rest are the richest countries in west africa

I been want say na you carry last for this class, but I come realize say on a normal, you're "On kolos". Lol.

emmy512:
blue ivy no be the one weh get blue hair abeg

Na you be the third person wey no fit understand that simple comment wey that guy make. By the way, where did he mention that Blue Ivy is the one with blue hair?

For me, bread and beans is just bread and beans. Nothing spectacular.

Lekby25:
This is a lie. I use itel p40. It charges 30% in one hour. If i put the phone off, it charges 40% in one hour.
Una just dey take bad mouth spoil itel, this is not fair enough

Must be an old Itel brand. Itel S25 ultra and S26 super( I've used both, sweet designs by the way) charge way faster than this. 30% in one hour? That's too slow.

Chilota2:
Sha looking for something that will bring him back to the time line. Nonsense!

You watched/read through, yet you think he's not making sense? Na wah for this generation. Na really wah.

DeepSight:
Where is the mistake. I didn't imply any such thing as you say other than that it's yuck to me. Also I think it's not normal for universities globally. It's high schoolish.

I rest my case.

ceeceeuwa:
That's the main reason he should take the DNA test.

Rather, I just gave a subtle reason DNA isn't necessary.

DeepSight:
Its still yuck. I was in Unilag over twenty five years ago when they started suggesting black and white for law students and even back then we thought it was madness.

Bros, you won't admit you made a mistake. You sounded like the uniform thing was exclusively to this university or rather, made it look like all students of the institution wear uniforms. Yes, I graduated a long time ago too, just a little after you, but you and I shouldn't find it strange that students in such departments wear uniforms abeg.

DeepSight:
Uniforms? Yuck!
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If you must criticize anything, do it well. I don't think there's any university in Nigeria where students of faculties such as Law or MBBS don't wear uniforms. Abi na primary school you dey not to have known this?

The cubana guy and the woman look alike. The boy got his looks from his mother. As the mother resemble Cubana, na so the child face take cause confusion.

LOVEGINO:
After enough alcohol consumption last, I get time to check pee?

Funny how ironically, if I drink, particularly gin, na that time my piss de clear like pure water. I think say alcohol suppose dehydrate person and make pee colour darker.

Moblux:
I escaped the tragedy by a whisker. That morning, I decided to go to the office very early in the morning to beat traffic, so I was in town around 6.45, around few minutes past 7, my friend called from Lagos asking where I was. I told him I was in town already then he broke the news to me from Lagos.

Sadly, many people died and many people were left with permanent disability

On the other hand, I woke up late that day, and was caught in the traffic, so it happen before we got there. The explosion was really massive that we felt the vibrations in our car, even though we were at a distance from the spot.

Standing5:
Any regular urban criminal apprehended now will be tagged a bandit to give the impression bandits(terrorists) are being handled appropriately.

Kai! Na wah for Nigerians. I've been off this site for some time to maintain my sanity. Bad news, we complain, good news we complain. Wetin una want for fcking sake?

omoredia:
I no born lesbian oo. Na her mama know where she come from

Toh, you don confirm my point. Unless na another man daughter, otherwise if na you chook your abunna give the mama belle, you no suppose carry the matter load for the mama head alone. You de inside too.

GloriousGbola:
engagement farming to the max - no one is going to make that kind of fancy poster to raise money for a kidnap victim. more so with that picture

Exactly, the poster looks like a party invitation card. They took their time to design it. So stylish.

omoredia:
I will disown her and the Mother. Simple

Wetin consign the mama inside? Abi no be you follow born the pikin?

osuofia2:
Wickedness among the black race after Arab

Imagine say you be this woman customer how would you feel
I heard some use menstrual blood because it attracts customers

Yet them never buy aeroplane. They still live in face me - I face you compounds.

Diamond098454:
But it's true

True only after marriage, and that was then, not now again. Before marriage, women cheat 100 times more than men. Today, even in marriage, women almost equally cheat too.

Diamond098454:
It's easy for women to forgive but very hard for men. Women hardly cheat

I'm just looking at your last sentence with corner-eye.

edlion57:
Why are humans like this

Those set aren't humans. They just carry human forms, Just like we have different species of every other animals. The tiger and domestic pussy cat all belong to the cat family, but do they behave the same way?

Dogalmighty17:
Explain this thing wey you talk now in a way a palm wine tapper fit understand. No be all of us go school abeg.

Kai! Why Nairaland no get 'haha' reaction Na? Lol.

FortCavazosKnox:
Chike is actually not smart, knack a married woman? I won’t even feel sorry for him if anything bad happens to him, he’s lucky he’s doing it with Frank. I hope he tries it with someone evil 😈

Five, I repeat, five married women( three baby mamas, though still in a relationship with their baby daddies) have approached me in a row since I got married. One after another. I'm not kidding. No be me toast any of them. I've never toasted any girl since I got married. I don't know which test devil decide test me because I was never a cheat while single, talkless of to reason anything to do with married women. Their own case is by fire by force, unlike single girls wey go de form. Pray never to ever have an encounter with a woman who's frustrated in marriage.

fyneboi79:
stop taking it personal bro.I can perfectly understand if you hate dogs and it's nothing to me. But rationality wise,we both know which is of more security value.

Nothing personal. You started by saying cats have no single use, I gave you one very important use for cats, just like you're now giving us the importance of dogs. All I'm trying to say is that you shouldn't show disgust for people who love cats as pets, just as I won't show disgust for you loving dogs too. I love dogs too, by the way. E don do.

fyneboi79:
Did you just compare a dobberman, boerbull or altsacian guard dog to a lousy messy cat?

Yes, the way you love them, some of us love cats even more. How would you feel if I said I hated dogs? Yep, the same way I feel when you express your disgust for cats. One man's food is another man's poison, bro.

fyneboi79:
Of what used is a cat in the house?

Of what use is a dog, goldfish, hamster, guinea pig, or rabbit in the house? If you don't like pets or things other than humans that are dear, millions of people all around the world do....And about the use of cats, rats run far away even at the sound of their meows. Or you like rats bro?

fyneboi79:
I hate cats with a passion . Once didn't agree to date a lady because she had a cat she loved so much

Life is funny. Almost didn't marry my wife because of the mentality she had about cats then. Just like many Nigerians, she believed they were witches. Meanwhile, cats are my best pets.

dettolgel:
I didn't say you said so. I am saying that in as much as the past sucks, the present sucks more.

The present always sucks more.

Brotherly, despite he was a bad guy, I still liked him. He was just like Pac. His death touched me to the core....the betrayal.