Some blind silly people jst commented.. Let me not insult dem.. Cos e fit be say dem dey go synagogue... Imagine u being a parent and ur child is forbidden to see u.. Jst becos of God's work...make una open una eyes...

Well banks do have flaws... Especially some bank branches..
There was a time a time I went to a particular bank branch (keystone) to request for a mastercard.. They told me I will get it in 2 wks... Dat of course is meant to be dier standard time.. Dey were quick to debit me 1k... But it took dem a month and 3 wks.. To process everything. after coming der like a crazy person.. But I was only able to withdraw.. I couldn't recharge, pay bills or transfer thru my atm.. Only for me to ask dier useless customer care and I was told dat.. Mastercard was meant for only withdrawals and online payment.. So I accepted.. After several months of only withdrawal payments I used d mastercard for.. All of a sudden my mastercard after a trial start to dey recharge my phone, pay my dstv. Bills and oda stuffs.. I went to anoda to inquire.. And d customa care der told me der was never a time a mastercard could not do all dose transactions... Me I jst tire 4 some bank branch shaa

so if u feel I'm an unbeliever so be it

SweetyZinta: Capital false. U didnot mention Saudi Arabia where d religion originated frm. Libyans have been living in peace and tranquility until Obama's forces brought him down. Our dear Nigeria has been living peacefully for centuries until bread and butter politicians turned us againt each other. All i know is dat Allah is going 2protect his Religion even if d unbelievers may Detest it.

I had great respect for your religion.. Don't get me wrong. Bt majority of people practicing it are what I call inhuman, sadistic, maniacs who have no value for human life....
Do not play blind to what islamic groups are doing in not jst dis country and continent but in the entire world...
D ashababs, boko harams, isis, al-quedas, talibans, al- queada of the mahagreebs d list goes on and on and on......
Look at how women suffer severely in some of these countries, d lack of dier human rights, have u asked how women live in afghanistan, I don't knw if u av any idea abt dat

Muslims are not happy

They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
So, where are they happy?
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're happy in almost every country that
is not Islamic!
And who do they blame?
Not Islam...
Not their leadership...
Not themselves...
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!!
And they want to change d countries they're happy in, to be like d countries they came frm where they're unhappy.
Try to find logic in that!
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If u refine heroin for a living, but u've a moral objection to liquor...
U're a Muslim.
2. If u own a $3,000 machine gun n $5,000 rocket launcher, but u
can't afford shoes...
U're a Muslim.
3. If u've more wives than teeth...
U're a Muslim.
4. If u think vests come in 2 styles: bullet-proof n suicide...
U're a Muslim.
5. If u can't think of any1 u haven't declared Jihad against...
U're a Muslim.
6. If u consider TV dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing...
U're a Muslim.
7. If u're amazed to discover that cell phones 've uses other than setting off rd-side bombs...
U're a Muslim.
8. If u've nothing against women n think every man should own at least 4...
U're a Muslim.
9. If u find this offensive or racist n don't forward it...
U're a Muslim!!
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Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM..

Got these message in whatsapp and I could agree more.. Wetin dem want sef...

She because u love her doesn't necessary mean u have to be with her.... Look it is best u let her be...do not go for ur past.. But head for ur future and my brother she is ur past.. Like it or not.. Dat girl does not love u and will never love u.. No matter how she blabs abt it.. So if its something she did in d her past she will still do it again.. Trust me I av experienced it first hand

chibuoyimm:
Op, I want to believe u hv passed through dat stage (NYSC) and if u've been to camp, u'll know dat they live a regimented life there there r stipulated time 4 everytin there so u don't expect d communication btwn u two to be d same as she may barely hv time for herself.
Again, pls cut dis girl some slack! They left camp 2day to a strange community where they may never hv been to, give her time to sort herself out and stop choking her wit ur hasty conclusions!

O pls... I av served too.. And from what d guy is saying its evry indication dat she has found anoda distraction.. Don't be dat naïve... Wen I was in camp.. It was regimented yes.. But I still found a way to always communicate with my ex.... And wen dey took me to a wack community.. I needed her more dan ever.. So pls have d wisdom to knw dat d girl wants to enjoy sometin different.. So my advice to d man is too give d girl d space she needs.. Its not easy especially wen u love dis person.. But d more u try d farther u push her.. So be strong for u own sake....

Well I love girls with a big butt I can tap and press.. Don't hate jst typically Nigerian... But funny enuff... My last 2 girlfriends didn't av big butts.. So I guess I'm not dat shallow... But still a fan of big ukwu.. Wonder y it luks so good in my eye dou.... Girls with a flat butt... I still gat love for all yall.. So far say u pretty oo...

Influential is different from richest.... So u come dey put dangote wen u neva put d ceo of linked in..... If I give u slap...

They phones are not available 4 sale to the public yet.. So I suggest u guys should calm down least u are being taken advantage of

U are not serious... Stay der and be giving conditions..... U will soon get to d age where u won't mind aki and paw paw

I went to a pool to swim... On my swimming trunk ready to take a dive... A friend of mine saw me abt to take a dive in d pool.. And she calls out and asks.. Patrick what are doing here?.. I simply replied I came to cut my hair....

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SOAP: Palmers

On top one body?... U go soon turn albino be dat..

ladymichael:
Watch it.you might look good now but in future,you won't find it funny.why epiderm?are you aware it contains harsh ingredients?Please stop it immediately!
There are safer alternatives .jergens anti ageing is a good lotion,though.

I'm aware of that... But I stated dat as a corrective measure.. Prolonged use is highly inadvisable.. So I gat dis, am good...

IfyAngela:
Are you a girl with a male monicker?

Really? Do I sound dat girlish?.. Or u jst feel dat guys can't take care of deir body....I'm expressly male, am not gay and I'm profoundly careful with my skin... Cos my skin la sensitiva....

temzybabe: thanks dear..

*fist chop knuckle* ya welcome..

dguyindcorner:

ur picture to verify its work will b appreciated

Uhmm jst check out ma profile

temzybabe: so which one will u advice me to go for?.. whc one s jergens anti agin?.. diffrnt from d normal jergens in light green plastic? nd hpw much does t go for?

Ma dear.. Jergens come in different names... Hell right now I'm using jergens skin firming.. Dou d last one I used is jergens anti aging... I make sure I go for creams dat adequately moisturize my skin.. With a light tone.. Keeping my skin supple.. An average jergens cream go for abt a thousand plus.. Depending on where u buy it from...
Be warned.. D fakes are everywhere.. So I suggest u buy it from someplace reputable.. E.g a mall or sometin.....
U can also buy dis soap EXTRACT(whitening herbal soap papaya calamansi).....it goes for abt 250 300 naira as d case may be

temzybabe: is it making u darker??... I actually had it in my to buy the cream.. pls tell me

Nivea fair is a cream dat has the tenacity to make u dark.... As for me.. I use jergens anti aging.. And I mix it with a lil bit of epiderm... A lil oo... And I look so good....

So dis is d first policy d new guy feels he will bring to the table...God knws dat bank officials neva liked sanusi.. Cos he was always tackling dem in regards to excess bank charges etc etc.. So f-ing what if d bank bears all d atm costs... At d end of d year dey still get mad profits... Eg Dier interest rates on consumer and corporate loans, little little secret charges etc etc... Now dis SOB... Brings dis... Sanusi was and will always be d bigger man... And dey say dey want d cashless policy to thrive? Hell we have some banks dat don't av lots of branches... So u will always be mandated to use atm machines from oda branches dereby incurring d 65naira charge...
Dat man must be very very stewpeeeed.....cbn governor my ass...

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Lolz

*mtchww Na Who be dis again*
*dis woman don come with her wahala* (mumsy)

Well so many emotions flying all over in nairaland ..
What drama.......

Aah e mean say we no go dey chop anything be dat.. Look wat is d difference wey u chop all dose food and cancer kill u.... Dan u no chop anything car uproot u 4rm main road wen u dey cross am.. Still kill u... I rather eat. So dat wen my day to die reach.. I go beat chest talk say I chop food 4 dis world..dan to dey regret wetin I chop and wetin I no chop.... Sometin must surely kill a person..