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Politics / Re: Firefire Response To Fashola On Lagos Light Rail Project by zeepatoprick(m): 12:20am On Jan 30, 2015 |
Firefire: GEJ dey dere....dey chop, dey chop, dey chop.. Cabinet members Ngozi okonjo, Allison madueke, etc dey chop, dey chop... Naira na 213 to a dollar...serious Chopin, dey chop still dey happen, chibok girls not found... By dem dey dere dey chop dey chop.... Mutiny issue... Unemployment nko... Immigration job issue wey people use dier hard earned 1k... Stampede..... Choppin still continues... Corruption, corruption corruption etc GEJ.........Jona ahh |
Politics / Re: Firefire Response To Fashola On Lagos Light Rail Project by zeepatoprick(m): 12:09am On Jan 30, 2015 |
AmucheJane: What will u say of Abia state and Ebonyi |
Politics / Re: Firefire Response To Fashola On Lagos Light Rail Project by zeepatoprick(m): 12:01am On Jan 30, 2015 |
Even if fash chop money at least he changed Lagos to an extent. No be the one GEJ go dey chop, dey chop, dey chop dey chop.....nuffin to show after six years. Some piple still get mind dey call Fashola. Thunder fire una..... GMB 2015 jorrrr |
Family / Re: Dear Family, A Depressed Soul Needs Your Advice. by zeepatoprick(m): 5:07am On Jan 29, 2015 |
Children from broken homes... Are believed to be affected when it comes to marriages... My dear dis belief is as a result of the high trend and statistics of marriages that av av failed simply becos couples are from broken homes.. Its not ur fault.. I did not believe dat bullshit, bt as I grew older my perception began to change.. Bicos I xperienced and observed lots of marriages go in similar trend.. People believe dat children are bound to pick traits and characters of their parents and that should not be totally ignored.. The good news is that this is not applicable to all as some marriages of children from broken homes has blossomed and some is as a result of sheer determination from some offsprings of broken homes to deviate from the trend.. All the same dis has turned into a social stigma.. As the likes of my mother has vowed I never marry a girl from a broken home.. Conspicuously I av dated a girl who is from a broken home for close to 4yrs.. In as much as till 2day I can adjudge dat she is of solid character(a good girl).. She picked up a trait from her dad which was so bad.. An unforgiven trait.. She herself admits it.. Which was part of what led to a dissolution of our long term relationship.. Taking me back to square one...as I was forced out of the game for so long.... Denying ur dad worsens issues.. be of the character u say u are,, (be good).. And u will surely see a man who will marry u no matter the opposition... Jst break dat jinx.. U will be fine, so far u are of a fine personality.. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma, Tiwa Savage And Seyi Shay: Who's The Sexiest, Hottest And Prettiest. by zeepatoprick(m): 11:35am On Jan 28, 2015 |
owolawitola: Yes for those who upload dier pictures |
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma, Tiwa Savage And Seyi Shay: Who's The Sexiest, Hottest And Prettiest. by zeepatoprick(m): 11:33am On Jan 28, 2015 |
It is shocking that some people dey mention dat short engine chidinma the sexiest.. |
Music/Radio / Re: The Truth: D’banj Explains How He Was Kicked Out Of Mo’hits Records By Don Jazzy by zeepatoprick(m): 12:09pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Even if dr Sid is embittered. It is not his fault. Because evrything was about dbanj. Wen dr Sid released his album. With hit tracks like pop champagne and over the moon etc. I noticed some marketing and promotional lapse for his album. Dat album was massive. Dou he went ahead to win awards like the headies and ko. To me I felt dey did not concentrate much on him. Same thing with wande coal. Wande to me is the most talented amongst dem. but he was clearly out of the game for too long in that record label. I started to ask myself questions like. Was dbanj d only artiste in mo hits den? So there is more to the story 9 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: The Truth: D’banj Explains How He Was Kicked Out Of Mo’hits Records By Don Jazzy by zeepatoprick(m): 11:52am On Jan 26, 2015 |
Ah ah. I thougt that dbanj was the founder of mohits. I even heard that don jazzy admitted it. So if dbanj was voted out of mohits what was the point of changing the name of the record label. What I heard is that Kanye wanted to sign dbanj and don jazzy to his record label. And don jazzy was not comfortable with it. Be os it would affect mo hits as a record label. Bt dbanj wanted to opt out by all means. So dis one now doesn't add up 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Maheeda Reacts To FG's Plan To Ban Porn In Nigeria by zeepatoprick(m): 11:27pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
priscaoge: You're funny 1 Like |
Politics / Re: External Forces Stalled Chibok Girls Rescue – Jonathan by zeepatoprick(m): 9:05am On Jan 25, 2015 |
This man dey talk like say em no go school. No wonder he was able to marry his wife patience. What a load of horse shiiit. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by zeepatoprick(m): 1:06am On Jan 22, 2015 |
A thread for vaginas and anoda for joysticks. This threads are created to inspire mockery instead of knowledge, which is derogatory to both sexes.. But it is of concrete note that if u are a lady and u've a smelly vagina,it is understandable dat it mite not necessarily be out of poor hygiene but of factors beyond ur control.. I.e infections.. But if u are man! and ur reproductive organ omits an offensive odour, am sorry it simply means that u are dirty (and should be ashamed of urself).. Thank you 13 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by zeepatoprick(m): 9:30am On Jan 21, 2015 |
Guys cut d ladies some slack.. Some have been battling with vaginal infections for a long time.. So there are tendencies they will xxperience some downside to this...even when dey are so neat and they keep a good hygiene.. U jst have to be understanding sometimes, instead of jumping into myopic conclusions and barraging unnecessary castigations.. 4 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Have I Done Wrong To You People? by zeepatoprick(m): 11:11pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
There is no need to flip out.. U are simply over reacting to a typical normalcy.. The idea is to connect wit piple..in forums there are always diff personalities.. So d matured tin to do is accept d ones u want and reject dose u don't.. Its simply ridiculous opening a thread for this. |
Phones / Re: Samsung In Talks To Acquire Blackberry For $7.5 Billion by zeepatoprick(m): 10:33pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Youngzedd: Xiaomi is now the third largest smartphone maker in the world followed by Lenovo and LG at fourth and fifth place respectively. Samsung remains at the first place despite declining shipment volume, followed by Apple Inc. at second place. Xiaomi products are manufactured by FOXCONN.. Foxconn is the world's largest electronics contractor manufacturer, Notable products that the company manufactures include the BlackBerry,iPad, iPhone, Kindle, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Wii U. If u doubt me ask google.. So they should be worried. |
Health / Re: 10 Common Bad Habits That Cause Kidney Failure/damage by zeepatoprick(m): 10:12pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
I like coffee, meat and alcohol.. Smh.. So make I no live my life bicos of kidney failure ni..if I adhere to all dis rules and several oda rules and trailer come jam me or straight bullet hit mi etc nko...mehn something must kill a man..na jst God hand we dey... |
Celebrities / Re: The Best Viral Moments Of 2014 That Broke The Internet by zeepatoprick(m): 9:46am On Jan 19, 2015 |
9. Miley cyrus and ariana grande These two created a storm on Instagram, with this BFF selfie 10.Niall Horan. Take Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Katy Perry and one crying fan and you get one of the most viewed selfies of the year. 11.KIM KARDASHIAN So we all know what the original version of this photo looked like but I'm not sure what went more viral, the original or the barrage of humorous remakes that followed!
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Celebrities / Re: The Best Viral Moments Of 2014 That Broke The Internet by zeepatoprick(m): 9:38am On Jan 19, 2015 |
5. Beyonce jay z and monalisa The Internet was flooded with memes after Beyonce uploaded this photo of her and Jay Z posing in front of the Mona Lisa by Leonardo Da Vinci. 6. ALS ice bucket challenge The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge was massive last year, with everyone queuing up to be doused by ice cold water. The Internet was awash with photos and videos of celebrities jumping on this charity band wagon. 7. Justin bieber and selena gomez Fans went crazy on Twitter for this photo of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. 8. Taylor Swift and friends Taylor Swift proved she has very cool friends with this post and it seems everyone else agreed with a whopping 1 million Instagram likes.
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Celebrities / The Best Viral Moments Of 2014 That Broke The Internet by zeepatoprick(m): 9:28am On Jan 19, 2015 |
2014 was certainly the year of the selfie,with celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Beyonce stealing the limelight when it came to Instagram and Twitter. However, who can forget the amazing Oscar selfie courtesy of Ellen DeGeneres or the scandal involving naked pictures and numerous celebrities like Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton? Here are the best viral moments of 2014 that had everyone gripped and in some cases even broke the Internet! 1. Ellen DeGeneres broke the Internet at the beginning of 2014 with her Twitter selfie. It broke the re-tweet record, reaching 779,295 re-tweets in just around half an hour. According to Twitter figures, this pic has now been seen by 37 million people - impressive! 2. To fight the divorce rumours that plagued them last year, Beyonce received a kiss from hubby Jay Z after her closing performace at the MTV VMA concert. 3. The most high-profile wedding of the year, that of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, was shared with the rest of the world via social media, with each photo going viral. 4. Poor Ariana Grande was hit in the face by an angel wing during the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and unfortuantely for her it went viral!
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Poems For Review / Sonnets From The Portuguese XLIII by zeepatoprick(m): 8:40am On Jan 19, 2015 |
[b][/b] [center][/center] How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love thee to the level of everyday's Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight. I love thee freely, as men might strive for Right; I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints,–I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life!–and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death. |
Phones / Re: Samsung In Talks To Acquire Blackberry For $7.5 Billion by zeepatoprick(m): 6:24pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Samsung is feeling the heat of competition, a smart move by them... |
Phones / Samsung In Talks To Acquire Blackberry For $7.5 Billion by zeepatoprick(m): 5:46pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Samsung is reportedly in talks with BlackBerry on a $7.5 billion deal, even though spokespeople at Seoul and Ontario both claim no talks are presently happening. First reported by Reuters, Samsung is interested in BlackBerry’s rather lucrative enterprise patents, which Samsung could use in patent battles against Apple, IBM and any other enterprise company looking to lock them out the battle. Both Samsung and BlackBerry have enterprise level applications, although BlackBerry (formerly RIM) also has patents regarding networking, wireless equipment and hardware, something Samsung lacks. The acquisition would give Samsung control of a high-profile messaging app, BlackBerry Messenger (BBM), something the South Korean giant has reportedly been searching for since late-2014. BlackBerry has an excellent selection of enterprise applications and services, and should Samsung acquire the company it will integrate these services into the KNOX security platform, built specifically for business customers. Samsung will also grab hold of the Passport, Classic and other smartphone brands, which might be useful in the business market where the Galaxy S5 and Note 4 are not extremely popular. The move reminds us of a very similar move by Google in 2011 for Motorola Mobility’s patents, only to find out it had spent $12.5 billion on cheap patents and a company running at an operating loss. It sold the mobile division to Lenovo in 2014 for $2.91 billion, allowing Lenovo a path into the U.S. mobile market. BlackBerry might become more than just a patent company if Samsung acquires it, but the number is $7.5 billion, almost 50 percent over the stock price for the Canadian based smartphone manufacturer currently. Stock rose to a third of the original price when hearing news about a Samsung takeover, but quickly dipped following denials from both companies. It is not the first time Samsung has been linked to a BlackBerry sale, but before the new CEO Jon Chen, Samsung could not agree to a price. Lenovo was another potential BlackBerry buyer back in 2014, but things did not work out between the two companies. |
Family / Re: Deceived Into Marriage, Used And Dumped by zeepatoprick(m): 9:15pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
MizMyColi: Dou there is some truth about what u av uttered.. But I guess u are not close to 30 yet.. Maybe u are, bt age in women invokes desperation... I jst feel for her..dazz all |
Phones / How To Unlock Your Iphone For Use With Another Carrier .. A DIY Approach by zeepatoprick(m): 5:39pm On Jan 02, 2015 |
It is of note that unlocking your iphone 4rm a particular carrier network is absolutely legal.. The process dou mite be quite complex, yet simple.. Bt it saves you from unnecessary problems associated with unlocking of iphones and expenses.... The first step is 1.. Check for your phone details through your phones imei number..on imeidata.net 2.. Of course if it's locked you should find out which network carrier it is locked to.. Eg...at&t, verizon, sprint etc and their particular countries... all dis can be gotten from the website imeidata.net... 3..one.. Den u check if your network carrier your phone was locked to offers unlocking..you can check this out at dis address... support.apple.com/en-us/ht1937. See if your carrier offers unlocking . Only your carrier can unlock your iPhone. First, your carrier will need to process your unlock request. Then you'll back up, erase, and restore your iPhone to unlock it. Contact your carrier and request an unlock. You might need to meet requirements to qualify for unlocking. After you submit the request to your carrier, it might take a few days to complete. Contact your carrier for the status of your unlock request 3. After your carrier confirms that your iPhone unlock has been processed, go to the next step 4. Plug your iphone to an internet connected Pc with an updated version of itunes.. Make sure a sim card is in the phone.. Then Back up and click restore phone..and viola ur process is complete...for more info on how to back up and restore your iphone visit the website ..support.apple.com/en-us/HT201252.. Well hope dis helps.. 4 general info regarding unlocking visit support.apple.com .. If ur network carrier does not support unlocking.. Well I guess der are threads here on nairaland dat can help u...or u can simply search on youtube.. As for those whose iphone are locked to at&t US. Visit att.com/deviceunlock to begin the process.. Hope this helps u...thank you.. |
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by zeepatoprick(m): 11:24am On Jan 01, 2015 |
Calebsky: I no understand dis one wetin be , t2-2+ etc |
Celebrities / Re: What The?? Again!rihanna In Public With Only Pant & Bra As An Outfit.see Pics by zeepatoprick(m): 10:33am On Dec 31, 2014 |
NlOmg: Don't be ridiculous. I love her, her songs.. She is very talented.. 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Funny Words And Thier Meanings by zeepatoprick(m): 1:17am On Dec 31, 2014 |
cool post, very nice well done |
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Funny Words And Thier Meanings by zeepatoprick(m): 1:16am On Dec 31, 2014 |
Invitingly cool post |
Celebrities / Re: What The?? Again!rihanna In Public With Only Pant & Bra As An Outfit.see Pics by zeepatoprick(m): 12:48am On Dec 31, 2014 |
No matter what.. I love her songs... 2 Likes |
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