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Politics / Re: Firefire Response To Fashola On Lagos Light Rail Project by zeepatoprick(m): 12:20am On Jan 30, 2015
Firefire:



undecided


GEJ dey dere....dey chop, dey chop, dey chop.. Cabinet members Ngozi okonjo, Allison madueke, etc dey chop, dey chop... Naira na 213 to a dollar...serious Chopin, dey chop still dey happen, chibok girls not found... By dem dey dere dey chop dey chop.... Mutiny issue... Unemployment nko... Immigration job issue wey people use dier hard earned 1k... Stampede..... Choppin still continues... Corruption, corruption corruption etc GEJ.........Jona ahh
Politics / Re: Firefire Response To Fashola On Lagos Light Rail Project by zeepatoprick(m): 12:09am On Jan 30, 2015
AmucheJane:
That means you have not been traveling, just staying in your room and when ever you receive free MB you type rubbish. Am inviting you to Enugu, so that you see things for yourself. Grow up boy undecided

What will u say of Abia state and Ebonyi
Politics / Re: Firefire Response To Fashola On Lagos Light Rail Project by zeepatoprick(m): 12:01am On Jan 30, 2015
Even if fash chop money at least he changed Lagos to an extent. No be the one GEJ go dey chop, dey chop, dey chop dey chop.....nuffin to show after six years. Some piple still get mind dey call Fashola. Thunder fire una..... GMB 2015 jorrrr
Family / Re: Dear Family, A Depressed Soul Needs Your Advice. by zeepatoprick(m): 5:07am On Jan 29, 2015
Children from broken homes... Are believed to be affected when it comes to marriages... My dear dis belief is as a result of the high trend and statistics of marriages that av av failed simply becos couples are from broken homes.. Its not ur fault.. I did not believe dat bullshit, bt as I grew older my perception began to change.. Bicos I xperienced and observed lots of marriages go in similar trend.. People believe dat children are bound to pick traits and characters of their parents and that should not be totally ignored.. The good news is that this is not applicable to all as some marriages of children from broken homes has blossomed and some is as a result of sheer determination from some offsprings of broken homes to deviate from the trend..
All the same dis has turned into a social stigma.. As the likes of my mother has vowed I never marry a girl from a broken home.. Conspicuously I av dated a girl who is from a broken home for close to 4yrs.. In as much as till 2day I can adjudge dat she is of solid character(a good girl).. She picked up a trait from her dad which was so bad.. An unforgiven trait.. She herself admits it.. Which was part of what led to a dissolution of our long term relationship.. Taking me back to square one...as I was forced out of the game for so long....

Denying ur dad worsens issues.. be of the character u say u are,, (be good).. And u will surely see a man who will marry u no matter the opposition... Jst break dat jinx.. U will be fine, so far u are of a fine personality..

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma, Tiwa Savage And Seyi Shay: Who's The Sexiest, Hottest And Prettiest. by zeepatoprick(m): 11:35am On Jan 28, 2015
owolawitola:
I hav a question that doesnt relate to this topic. Can u guys see pictures on people's profiles??

Yes for those who upload dier pictures
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma, Tiwa Savage And Seyi Shay: Who's The Sexiest, Hottest And Prettiest. by zeepatoprick(m): 11:33am On Jan 28, 2015
It is shocking that some people dey mention dat short engine chidinma the sexiest..
Music/Radio / Re: The Truth: D’banj Explains How He Was Kicked Out Of Mo’hits Records By Don Jazzy by zeepatoprick(m): 12:09pm On Jan 26, 2015
Even if dr Sid is embittered. It is not his fault. Because evrything was about dbanj. Wen dr Sid released his album. With hit tracks like pop champagne and over the moon etc. I noticed some marketing and promotional lapse for his album. Dat album was massive. Dou he went ahead to win awards like the headies and ko. To me I felt dey did not concentrate much on him. Same thing with wande coal. Wande to me is the most talented amongst dem. but he was clearly out of the game for too long in that record label. I started to ask myself questions like. Was dbanj d only artiste in mo hits den? So there is more to the story

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Music/Radio / Re: The Truth: D’banj Explains How He Was Kicked Out Of Mo’hits Records By Don Jazzy by zeepatoprick(m): 11:52am On Jan 26, 2015
Ah ah. I thougt that dbanj was the founder of mohits. I even heard that don jazzy admitted it. So if dbanj was voted out of mohits what was the point of changing the name of the record label. What I heard is that Kanye wanted to sign dbanj and don jazzy to his record label. And don jazzy was not comfortable with it. Be os it would affect mo hits as a record label. Bt dbanj wanted to opt out by all means. So dis one now doesn't add up

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Celebrities / Re: Maheeda Reacts To FG's Plan To Ban Porn In Nigeria by zeepatoprick(m): 11:27pm On Jan 25, 2015
priscaoge:
Some will go on strike cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Some will protest on the street cheesy cheesy cheesy

Bad market for them "Vaseline Customers"******* lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

You're funny

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Politics / Re: External Forces Stalled Chibok Girls Rescue – Jonathan by zeepatoprick(m): 9:05am On Jan 25, 2015
This man dey talk like say em no go school. No wonder he was able to marry his wife patience. What a load of horse shiiit.

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Health / Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by zeepatoprick(m): 1:06am On Jan 22, 2015
A thread for vaginas and anoda for joysticks. This threads are created to inspire mockery instead of knowledge, which is derogatory to both sexes.. But it is of concrete note that if u are a lady and u've a smelly vagina,it is understandable dat it mite not necessarily be out of poor hygiene but of factors beyond ur control.. I.e infections.. But if u are man! and ur reproductive organ omits an offensive odour, am sorry it simply means that u are dirty (and should be ashamed of urself).. Thank you

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Health / Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by zeepatoprick(m): 9:30am On Jan 21, 2015
Guys cut d ladies some slack.. Some have been battling with vaginal infections for a long time.. So there are tendencies they will xxperience some downside to this...even when dey are so neat and they keep a good hygiene.. U jst have to be understanding sometimes, instead of jumping into myopic conclusions and barraging unnecessary castigations..

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Have I Done Wrong To You People? by zeepatoprick(m): 11:11pm On Jan 19, 2015
There is no need to flip out.. U are simply over reacting to a typical normalcy.. The idea is to connect wit piple..in forums there are always diff personalities.. So d matured tin to do is accept d ones u want and reject dose u don't.. Its simply ridiculous opening a thread for this.
Phones / Re: Samsung In Talks To Acquire Blackberry For $7.5 Billion by zeepatoprick(m): 10:33pm On Jan 19, 2015
Youngzedd:
The fear of Xiaomi.

They should better buckle up.

Xiaomi is now the third largest smartphone maker in the
world followed by Lenovo and LG at fourth and fifth place respectively. Samsung remains at the first place despite declining
shipment volume, followed by Apple Inc. at second place.

Xiaomi products are manufactured by FOXCONN.. Foxconn is the world's largest electronics contractor manufacturer, Notable products that the company manufactures include the BlackBerry,iPad, iPhone, Kindle,
PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Wii U.
If u doubt me ask google.. So they should be worried.
Health / Re: 10 Common Bad Habits That Cause Kidney Failure/damage by zeepatoprick(m): 10:12pm On Jan 19, 2015
I like coffee, meat and alcohol.. Smh.. So make I no live my life bicos of kidney failure ni..if I adhere to all dis rules and several oda rules and trailer come jam me or straight bullet hit mi etc nko...mehn something must kill a man..na jst God hand we dey...
Celebrities / Re: The Best Viral Moments Of 2014 That Broke The Internet by zeepatoprick(m): 9:46am On Jan 19, 2015
9. Miley cyrus and ariana grande
These two created a storm on Instagram,
with this BFF selfie

10.Niall Horan.
Take Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Katy
Perry and one crying fan and you get one of
the most viewed selfies of the year.

11.KIM KARDASHIAN
So we all know what the original version of
this photo looked like but I'm not sure what
went more viral, the original or the barrage
of humorous remakes that followed!

Celebrities / Re: The Best Viral Moments Of 2014 That Broke The Internet by zeepatoprick(m): 9:38am On Jan 19, 2015
5. Beyonce jay z and monalisa
The Internet was flooded with memes after
Beyonce uploaded this photo of her and Jay
Z posing in front of the Mona Lisa by
Leonardo Da Vinci.

6. ALS ice bucket challenge
The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge was massive
last year, with everyone queuing up to be
doused by ice cold water. The Internet was
awash with photos and videos of celebrities
jumping on this charity band wagon.

7. Justin bieber and selena gomez
Fans went crazy on Twitter for this photo of
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.

8. Taylor Swift and friends
Taylor Swift proved she has very cool
friends with this post and it seems everyone
else agreed with a whopping 1 million
Instagram likes.

Celebrities / The Best Viral Moments Of 2014 That Broke The Internet by zeepatoprick(m): 9:28am On Jan 19, 2015
2014 was certainly the year of the selfie,with celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Beyonce stealing the limelight when it came to Instagram and Twitter. However, who can forget the amazing Oscar selfie courtesy of Ellen DeGeneres or the scandal involving naked pictures and numerous celebrities like Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton? Here are the best viral moments of 2014 that had everyone gripped and in
some cases even broke the Internet!

1. Ellen DeGeneres broke the Internet at the
beginning of 2014 with her Twitter selfie. It
broke the re-tweet record, reaching 779,295
re-tweets in just around half an hour.
According to Twitter figures, this pic has
now been seen by 37 million people -
impressive!

2. To fight the divorce rumours that plagued
them last year, Beyonce received a kiss from
hubby Jay Z after her closing performace at
the MTV VMA concert.

3. The most high-profile wedding of the year,
that of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, was
shared with the rest of the world via social
media, with each photo going viral.

4. Poor Ariana Grande was hit in the face by
an angel wing during the Victoria's Secret
Fashion Show and unfortuantely for her it
went viral!

Poems For Review / Sonnets From The Portuguese XLIII by zeepatoprick(m): 8:40am On Jan 19, 2015
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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men might strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints,–I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life!–and, if God
choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
Phones / Re: Samsung In Talks To Acquire Blackberry For $7.5 Billion by zeepatoprick(m): 6:24pm On Jan 18, 2015
Samsung is feeling the heat of competition, a smart move by them...
Phones / Samsung In Talks To Acquire Blackberry For $7.5 Billion by zeepatoprick(m): 5:46pm On Jan 18, 2015
Samsung is reportedly in talks with
BlackBerry on a $7.5 billion deal, even
though spokespeople at Seoul and Ontario
both claim no talks are presently
happening.
First reported by Reuters, Samsung is
interested in BlackBerry’s rather lucrative
enterprise patents, which Samsung could
use in patent battles against Apple, IBM and
any other enterprise company looking to
lock them out the battle.
Both Samsung and BlackBerry have
enterprise level applications, although
BlackBerry (formerly RIM) also has patents
regarding networking, wireless equipment
and hardware, something Samsung lacks.
The acquisition would give Samsung control
of a high-profile messaging app, BlackBerry
Messenger (BBM), something the South
Korean giant has reportedly been searching
for since late-2014.
BlackBerry has an excellent selection of
enterprise applications and services, and
should Samsung acquire the company it will
integrate these services into the KNOX
security platform, built specifically for
business customers.
Samsung will also grab hold of the Passport,
Classic and other smartphone brands,
which might be useful in the business
market where the Galaxy S5 and Note 4 are
not extremely popular.
The move reminds us of a very similar move
by Google in 2011 for Motorola Mobility’s
patents, only to find out it had spent $12.5
billion on cheap patents and a company
running at an operating loss. It sold the
mobile division to Lenovo in 2014 for $2.91
billion, allowing Lenovo a path into the U.S.
mobile market.
BlackBerry might become more than just a
patent company if Samsung acquires it, but
the number is $7.5 billion, almost 50
percent over the stock price for the
Canadian based smartphone manufacturer
currently.
Stock rose to a third of the original price
when hearing news about a Samsung
takeover, but quickly dipped following
denials from both companies. It is not the
first time Samsung has been linked to a
BlackBerry sale, but before the new CEO Jon
Chen, Samsung could not agree to a price.
Lenovo was another potential BlackBerry
buyer back in 2014, but things did not work
out between the two companies.
Family / Re: Deceived Into Marriage, Used And Dumped by zeepatoprick(m): 9:15pm On Jan 02, 2015
MizMyColi:



X'cuse me Ma'am.

This man didn't ask her to date him or become a concubine, he asked her to marry him and "and she obliged" --- just like that.

Jeez! Whatever happened to common sense?

Whatever happened to asking questions.

Someone I haven't seen in a year, pops out of the blues and asks me to marry him, so hastily for that matter. I have been in Nigeria long enough to know that Men aren't so keen on marriage, now if one comes at me with such proposal, an allegedly divorced one at that.......

Call it stalking, call it psycho-analysis, if it pertains a life long decision where I'd mostly be on my own, common sense, even when it's not common requires that I do some background research. I really don't know about other people but as an individual, I've never made a decision while relying totally on my inner light and ever regretted.

Capische?

Dou there is some truth about what u av uttered.. But I guess u are not close to 30 yet.. Maybe u are, bt age in women invokes desperation... I jst feel for her..dazz all
Phones / How To Unlock Your Iphone For Use With Another Carrier .. A DIY Approach by zeepatoprick(m): 5:39pm On Jan 02, 2015
It is of note that unlocking your iphone 4rm a particular carrier network is absolutely legal.. The process dou mite be quite complex, yet simple.. Bt it saves you from unnecessary problems associated with unlocking of iphones and expenses....
The first step is
1.. Check for your phone details through your phones imei number..on imeidata.net

2.. Of course if it's locked you should find out which network carrier it is locked to.. Eg...at&t, verizon, sprint etc and their particular countries... all dis can be gotten from the website imeidata.net...

3..one.. Den u check if your network carrier your phone was locked to offers unlocking..you can check this out at dis address... support.apple.com/en-us/ht1937. See if your carrier offers unlocking . Only your carrier can unlock your iPhone.

First, your carrier will need to process your unlock request. Then you'll back
up, erase, and restore your iPhone to unlock it. Contact your carrier and request an unlock. You might need to meet requirements to qualify for unlocking. After you submit the request to
your carrier, it might take a few days to
complete. Contact your carrier for the status of your unlock request
3. After your carrier confirms that your iPhone unlock has been processed, go to the next step

4. Plug your iphone to an internet connected Pc with an updated version of itunes.. Make sure a sim card is in the phone.. Then Back up and click restore phone..and viola ur process is complete...for more info on how to back up and restore your iphone visit the website ..support.apple.com/en-us/HT201252..

Well hope dis helps.. 4 general info regarding unlocking visit support.apple.com ..

If ur network carrier does not support unlocking.. Well I guess der are threads here on nairaland dat can help u...or u can simply search on youtube..

As for those whose iphone are locked to at&t US. Visit att.com/deviceunlock to begin the process..
Hope this helps u...thank you..
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by zeepatoprick(m): 11:24am On Jan 01, 2015
Calebsky:
Stoke - Manchester Utd------------ gg3+(1.85 odd) both team score and over 2.5
01.01.2015 13:45

Liverpool - Leicester------- 1/1(1.8 odd)
01.01.2015 16:00

Newcastle - Burnley------- 1(1.85 odd)
01.01.2015 16:00

QPR - Swansea------- 2 - 4 goal(1.5 odd)
01.01.2015 16:00

Southampton - Arsenal------- (1.65 odd)
01.01.2015 16:00

Tottenham - Chelsea------ t2-2+(1.65 odd)
01.01.2015 18:30

total odd:25.16

I no understand dis one wetin be , t2-2+ etc
Celebrities / Re: What The?? Again!rihanna In Public With Only Pant & Bra As An Outfit.see Pics by zeepatoprick(m): 10:33am On Dec 31, 2014
NlOmg:

even if she curse ur mama for inside the song?

Don't be ridiculous. I love her, her songs.. She is very talented..

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Jokes Etc / Re: Some Funny Words And Thier Meanings by zeepatoprick(m): 1:17am On Dec 31, 2014
cool post, very nice well done
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Funny Words And Thier Meanings by zeepatoprick(m): 1:16am On Dec 31, 2014
Invitingly cool post
Celebrities / Re: What The?? Again!rihanna In Public With Only Pant & Bra As An Outfit.see Pics by zeepatoprick(m): 12:48am On Dec 31, 2014
No matter what.. I love her songs...

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