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PoliticsRe: Photos Of President Buhari With Service Chiefs Today by Zendinho(m): 4:22pm On Aug 22, 2017
CLASSMAN:
They are like what kind if chair is this?
LMAO.... Guy u knw say u no well.....
Lol.....
PoliticsRe: Development: Gov. Bello Says Kogi Will Soon Catch Up With Lagos State by Zendinho(m): 6:38pm On Jun 30, 2017
Keep deceiving your self.....
It's easier said than done.....
Lest i forget.....A P C......lying masters.
PropertiesRe: 5 Things To Do Before House Hunting by Zendinho(m): 10:01pm On Jun 15, 2017
Most importantly...ne'er give your new address to an ex.
When you've eventually moved in.[/quote]brotherly, ur last advice really hit me on d head..........u knw wot?
Am currently lookin for a new apartment cos of a serious misunderstanding with my girlfriend....

I had in mind of informing her of my new location once am done....bt this ur comment don weak me like kilode.......

Abeg kindly tell me d likely consequences....bikonu
HealthRe: Baby In India Born With An Additional Head Attached To Its Stomach (Graphic Pics by Zendinho(m): 2:11pm On May 02, 2017
These are some of those things that prove the existence of a ''supreme being''

Thank God for human knowledge...
Thank God for successful operation...
Thank God for the life of that little soul...
Thank God its not in my country....cos a name could have been given to this.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Real Reason Interviewers Ask This Question. by Zendinho(m): 9:38am On Feb 23, 2017
HRich:
Try this today 3J7M6NF
May oluwa butter ur bread.....
PoliticsRe: Saraki - I Didn't Ask State Governors To Remove Osinbajo From Office by Zendinho(m): 4:52pm On Jan 26, 2017
Who dem elp....mtcheeeew
RomanceRe: Unprotected Sex Fear Afterwards. by Zendinho(m): 7:40am On Jan 19, 2017
Sacrifice urself to d gods.....
RomanceRe: She Claims She's A Virgin But No BLOOD! by Zendinho(m): 10:44am On Jan 07, 2017
Dat girl is synonymous with APC and buhari...

Hope u grab dat.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Will Be Forced Out Of APC, Tinubu May Be Poisoned – Prophet Omale by Zendinho(m): 8:17am On Jan 02, 2017
Religion...the onlr opium of the masses....


These are all permutations, predictions, assumptions and mental calculation of the political, economic and social realities being ''SCREENED'' into the nearest possible future.


Untill any of them is able to prophesy into the betting world, if not biblical Saul is a better prophet.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Fayose's Girlfriend Absconds With N75m, P.A In Trouble! by Zendinho(m): 4:29pm On Dec 30, 2016
This type of imbecilic, epileptic, politically biased, mentally paralysed, instinctively myopic, unsubstantiated, and pull-him down write up can only be orchestrated by those whose obligations is to re-ignite the already volatile polity....

One thing i am certain is that what goes around comes around.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sanction Wike Now!!! - APC by Zendinho(m): 11:23am On Dec 29, 2016
APC...in Rivers state is nothing bt a bunch of ill-paid, understaffed, comically destabilized and mentally derailed comedian....



Quote me and u'r the BEST FOOL OF THE CENTURY.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-power Jobs: 13 States Submit List Of Verified Applicants – Presidency by Zendinho(m): 9:49pm On Dec 28, 2016
hezik19:
You will be surprise that northerners don't take last and that's why the countrys power is in their hands because they don't take anything for granted. And beside Akwa ibom was not even on the list, they started verification long enough. I just pray that they should send back the data on time.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Godswill Akpabio At Calabar Carnival by Zendinho(m): 9:16pm On Dec 28, 2016
Nnah mehn......recession odikwa risky o.....
Can u compare akpabio of 2012 with the image am seein here?....
Chai.....truly there is God ooooooooo.
PoliticsRe: Ayade Carries His Wife On A Power Bike. Photos by Zendinho(m): 8:21pm On Dec 27, 2016
Reporting live frm Canaan city...
Calabar rock....
Not forgetting my pyramid of CDS....


Sorry.....I meant to say CB...combantrim capsule.
HealthRe: I Escape Death On Christmass Night by Zendinho(op): 8:55am On Dec 26, 2016
NotOfThis:
I'm glad you're alive and well.

Why don't you visit a Doctor about the pain on your fingernails and do an overall checkup as well?
Tnx buddie....God don win for me already.....happy xmass.
PoliticsRe: I Escaped Death On Christmass Night. by Zendinho(op): 11:13pm On Dec 25, 2016
Unimaginable123:
Op, premature death is not your portion. Thank God
Thank u so much.....you shall not mourn on ur happiest day....
Happy 2017 in advance....
HealthRe: I Escape Death On Christmass Night by Zendinho(op): 10:40pm On Dec 25, 2016
saxwizard:
as an engineer don't u know the first rule? safety first. ..........


Thank God for your life. ...
....



Guy, safety or no safety....poo happens at any time....

In any case tnx for that.....
PoliticsRe: I Escaped Death On Christmass Night. by Zendinho(op): 10:34pm On Dec 25, 2016
advocate666:
all of you thanking god, what does god know about electricity?

see mumu op and his god touching live wire with bare fingers and hoping not to die. You are lucky Satan was celebrating the birth of the nazarene or you would be somewhere else now.

illiteracy.
Bros kindly help me ans the following questions...


Do u switch on ur fan with hand gloves?

Are u telling me that each time, anyday, any moment u need to turn on ur Tv, u put safety tools?


U mean u'r so safety conscious to th extent dat u have to use ur screening tools every time u want to put on ur sound system?....


Bia, be v.careful with ur utterances, tenses, analogies, fallacies, permutations, assumptions and ur mental constructions because....ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN OTHERS.....
PoliticsRe: I Escaped Death On Christmass Night. by Zendinho(op): 10:19pm On Dec 25, 2016
kodded:
we thank God for your life op




hahahaha....u mean my village winch?.....make dem carry face wel wel.....baba God don win for me already.....the kind thunder were go strike dem de do press up for Iraq....


I don jump am pass.

















meanwhile your village people right now cheesy
PoliticsRe: I Escaped Death On Christmass Night. by Zendinho(op): 10:12pm On Dec 25, 2016
banjicom:
hehehe cheesy

and you are still able to compose this long sentence using your phone or computer.

just be happy you are alive, drink alot of milk and eat some chicken too. Nothing to fear!
....

Guy na wen u don experience beta electric shock....u go know wasup.....

Anyway tnx very much for ur advice....i de wt u.
PoliticsRe: I Escaped Death On Christmass Night. by Zendinho(op): 10:08pm On Dec 25, 2016
Afam4eva:
We thank God for your life.

Why do i feel like laughing grin

Guy, go and see your doctor. take some blood tonic while you're at it to replenish the lost blood sapped by the electrocution.
Guy, its beta u laugh out loud....even my peeps take style laugh me too....bt its beta we laugh at it than stories that touch the hrt...

Tnx anyway for the advice....maale don box peak milk and raw vegetables already.
PoliticsI Escaped Death On Christmass Night. by Zendinho(op): 9:42pm On Dec 25, 2016
My fellow Nairalanders, pls help me thank God for sparing my live today......
I finished the little christmas celebrations with my family and guys in the hood. A neighbour asked me to help him fix his 32' flat TV,which i did perfectly, since there was no antenna, he had to use another neighbour's DVD to watch some movies. Having done it, i had to returned the DVD to the original owner, only for him to asked me to help him fix the DVD for him too.....
I started with the TV, having done, i needed to connect the DVD to the TV, only for me to b deadly electrocuted by the DVD......i was shaking terribly and shouting while the man called for help.....
Am grateful to God cos am alive to share this testimony myself and not the otherway round like....... A MAN GOT ELECTRUCUTED ON CHRISTMAS DAY.
My only problem is that am feeling pains on some of my finger nails.....pls doctors and senior electricians in the house what should i do cause i know certainly that hv lost some blood?, my main problem is the pains on my fingers.
HealthI Escape Death On Christmass Night by Zendinho(op): 9:33pm On Dec 25, 2016
My fellow Nairalanders, pls help me thank God for sparing my live today......

I finished the little christmas celebrations with my family and guys in the hood. A neighbour asked me to help him fix his 32' flat TV,which i did perfectly, since there was no antenna, he had to use another neighbour's DVD to watch some movies. Having done it, i had to returned the DVD to the original owner, only for him to asked me to help him fix the DVD for him too.....
I started with the TV, having done, i needed to connect the DVD to the TV, only for me to b deadly electrocuted by the DVD......i was shaking terribly and shouting while the man called for help.....
Am grateful to God cos am alive to share this testimony myself and not the otherway round like....... A MAN GOT ELECTRUCUTED ON CHRISTMAS DAY.


My only problem is that am feeling pains on some of my finger nails.....pls doctors and senior electricians in the house what should i do cause i know certainly that hv lost some blood?, my main problem is the pains on my fingers.
PoliticsRe: APC Npower Scheme And How The Deceived Nigerians by Zendinho(m): 7:33am On Dec 24, 2016
Lying Masters....
Failed Bureaucrats....
Using the opium on the masses....
Riding on their ignorance....
Sharing the national cakes....
While the gullible poor are languishing in abject poverty....


ONLY REVOLUTION CAN CHANGE THE CHANGERS...
PoliticsRe: Develop Your Zone, Don’t Wait For FG, Obasanjo Tells S-east Govs, Ndigbo by Zendinho(m): 9:48am On Dec 23, 2016
timsTNA:
Are you talking about Yoruba youths and how Tunubu led them like zombies to vote for a vile Buhari?
bro, N,S, E and W are all encapsulated, cajoled, manipulated, fingered and deceived by their respective LYING MASTERS.......
PoliticsRe: Develop Your Zone, Don’t Wait For FG, Obasanjo Tells S-east Govs, Ndigbo by Zendinho(m): 9:36am On Dec 23, 2016
Lying masters....
Giving the masses opium....
Riding on their ignorance....
Stretching the gap between the poor and themselves.
ONLY REVOLUTION CAN CHANGE THE CHANGER
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Comes Under Fire For “nigeria Is Progressing” Remarks by Zendinho(m): 9:31am On Dec 23, 2016
Lying masters....
Giving the masses opium....
Riding on their ignorance....
Stretching the gap between the poor and themselves.


ONLY REVOLUTION CAN CHANGE THE CHANGER.
RomanceRe: I Can’t Count Number Of Men That Slept With Me, 17-yr Impregnated Student (pics) by Zendinho(m): 6:06pm On Dec 21, 2016
Nnah mehn.....
Odikwa risky o....
I cover my weapon of mass destruction from every 17 yr old dat will mention my name....

But that girl na real free giver o.
PoliticsRe: Delta Residents Celebrate Ibori's Release From Prison by Zendinho(m): 5:56pm On Dec 21, 2016
Fayose + Wike + Ibori =.........
PoliticsRe: Joy As Gov.wike Orders Payment Of December Salaries by Zendinho(m): 5:52pm On Dec 21, 2016
The slayer of the crocodile of ubima....
The buster of zoombe entity...
The Niger Delta cammander...
The voice of the wailing wailers...

Twuale.....
PoliticsRe: Deltans Celebrate As Former Governor Ibori Has Been Released From U.k Prison by Zendinho(m): 5:47pm On Dec 21, 2016
Fayose + Wike + Ibori =.............

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