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RomanceRe: "After Winning A Soul For God, Am Getting Married To That Soul" – Says A Lady by Zendinho(m): 8:15am On Sep 02, 2022
You win this soul.... cheesy

Knack the soul..... grin

Now, you are welding the soul... smiley

No pity for the soul... undecided
RomanceRe: . by Zendinho(m): 4:02pm On Aug 25, 2022
When you were hitting the kpekus vigorously, this is how you were seeing pregnancy...

RomanceRe: Condom Don Ever Expire For Your Hand? by Zendinho(m): 4:54pm On Jun 08, 2022
The thing been expire but guyman still use am as there was no place nearby to buy one around 3am.... wink
No old time friend were just crash for my state for admission and she landed very late.... cheesy
Although it didn't break immediately, I think was I close before I hear pkrack...na so I kukuma jump down from the race cheesy

Na only god dey save guy men I swear.
PoliticsRe: Deborah Samuel: Christian Association Of Nigeria Declares Nationwide Protest by Zendinho(m): 5:37pm On May 15, 2022
The same Muslims fanatics will still use this medium to cause mayhem in the northern parts....


Fear those idiots. embarassed
PoliticsRe: Governor Ganduje Visits Shekarau’s Residence ‘To Stop Planned Decamping’ by Zendinho(m): 7:12am On May 14, 2022
Political prostitutes.... going back and forth.....

The nation's economy is a replica of the political leaders we have....

UNTIL THE MASSES EMBARK ON A REVOLUTION, THE STATUS QUO WILL REMAIN.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Mum Is Currently Looking For Me With Police, I'm On The Run! Help by Zendinho(m): 6:58pm On May 01, 2022
Happening on workers day... cheesy grin

Now your gratuity of 250k and nacking free kpekus has landed you in pension cell.... grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Set To Declare For 2023 Presidency Under APC - Leadership by Zendinho(m): 5:07pm On Apr 23, 2022
The former president should not forget in a hurry that IZI Iyamu lost elections on both PDP & APC platforms... cheesy consecutively...

So his advisers should do a thorough job on him else what happened in 1898 could repeat itself.... grin
FamilyRe: Mother Abandons A Newborn Baby In An Uncompleted Building In Kaduna (photos) by Zendinho(m): 9:52pm On Apr 22, 2022
[quote author=slawormiir post=112186787]Damnnn niggar

Na to dey open their kpekus up and down during their ovulation period

Once the fertile rod enter come deposit some sperm them nor go know what to do

Postinor them nor go take...tell the guy to wear condom before sex...them go say condom nor dey sweet....get up and squat after sex so that some of the sperm go flow out..no them nor go fit


Only you Sabi all these preventive measures ....
Comrade you're truly a legend....

Computer for road for comrade where sabi
RomanceRe: When A Lady Visits A Man For The First Time And Forgets The Address (photos) by Zendinho(m): 3:43pm On Apr 21, 2022
[quote author=DimIsaac10 post=112138746]Comrade, really?.
Please tell me more.

You this comrade..... you too like tatatatatat.... cheesy grin
RomanceRe: When A Lady Visits A Man For The First Time And Forgets The Address (photos) by Zendinho(m): 5:57am On Apr 21, 2022
Go to uyo and see how Keke and minibus drivers don knack them tire... grin cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Marry This Lady Atleast By Next Year.. Pls Is It A Good Step? by Zendinho(m): 7:51am On Apr 20, 2022
[quote author=VOsimhen144 post=112106375]If you know her, tell me where she dey reside for Benin?
Tell me her name? Abeg no dey use my babe dey catch cruise here


It's alright....
I come in peace cheesy
RomanceRe: I'm Planning To Marry This Lady Atleast By Next Year.. Pls Is It A Good Step? by Zendinho(m): 7:30am On Apr 20, 2022
I know that girl very well...
I won't say more than that. grin

To shock you....
That's the pic she's using on her FB profile....
CareerRe: Sportbetting Is About To Ruin My Career by Zendinho(m): 2:58pm On Apr 19, 2022
[quote author=Coolcat001 post=112083341]Turn the situation around,
first stop gambling because Only you can help yourself

Secondly become a BetKING agent, because only the betting companies and their agent truly wins

I can help you become an agent because I am already an agent in Abuja.
Bro abeg show me the way
TravelRe: Smart International Terminal Building Project At Akwa Ibom Airport (Pictures) by Zendinho(m): 2:44pm On Apr 19, 2022
[quote author=MadamVanessa post=112076962]shocked


Kudos to Udom Emmanuel, he's one of the best thing to ever happened to Akwa Ibom state. But his successor choice is nonsense. Umoh Eno Is so selfish, self centered and a useless Pastor. I don't know why Udom is so myopic to have chosen a complete NONENTITY.


Umoh Eno akpedo governor Akwa Ibom state yak ndudu itid anside.

Oh ayaka idem abem ke akpatre iko mfo mi o
HealthRe: My Tooth Is Killing Me, Help!!! by Zendinho(m): 5:09pm On Apr 17, 2022
I. You MUST change your toothpaste.... You should go with a paste with ACTIVE FLOURIDE
E.g COLGATE. Avoid oral B completely.
2. Use warm salty water to brush twice a day...
PoliticsRe: Ortom Consoles Wike Over Bonny Fire Outbreak by Zendinho(m): 3:40pm On Apr 12, 2022
Wike should also condole him over the fulani militia attack that kill 12 people in benue community this afternoon.... cheesy
RomanceRe: Narrate To Us Your Sex Escapades As A Corper by Zendinho(m): 9:55pm On Apr 09, 2022
[quote author=johnnypumpum post=102882373]I remember in 2017 in Afikpo local govt of Ebonyi State .....omo no b small tin.... na the girls the find us we no the find them.


I can sight my commrade here....
AKANU IBIAM FED POLY 2015 WAS BOMB
BusinessRe: Bet9ja’s Website Hacked By Russian Blackcat Group, LASG Responds by Zendinho(m): 9:20pm On Apr 07, 2022
Tumbulum:
bro is this true ?
As you see am na so I bin see am grin
BusinessRe: Bet9ja’s Website Hacked By Russian Blackcat Group, LASG Responds by Zendinho(m): 8:52pm On Apr 07, 2022
Make them remain like that o...

At least some little change go remain for boys hands cheesy

The only problem na charging of phones

Can you imagine what betj9a did to someone

PoliticsRe: We’ll Rebuild, Unite Nigeria - Tambuwal Vows by Zendinho(m): 8:39pm On Apr 07, 2022
And you want sane thinking Nigerians to believe you after betraying the same PDP in 2015....

It's seems Nigerian politicians are the most shameless beings on earth....

I don't blame you
The pictures attached says it all.

PoliticsRe: PDP Zoning Committee Concludes Sitting, Declines To Speak On Outcome by Zendinho(m): 8:00pm On Apr 05, 2022
Best decision from PDP


I see APC shooting themselves on the foot with this uncertainty from the PDP

These I have seen grin
RomanceRe: Mention Thing You Don't Use Anymore Let's Share With The Widows And Orphans. by Zendinho(m): 8:08am On Apr 04, 2022
Am in need of a Keke or mini bus for transport business....
SportsRe: Lineups Released For The Nigeria Match Against Ghana: Your Thoughts? by Zendinho(m): 6:15pm On Mar 29, 2022
Live update...

Nigeria 0 Ghana 1 grin
PoliticsRe: APC Convention: President Buhari Meets With APC Governors In Asorock (Photos) by Zendinho(m): 8:28pm On Mar 23, 2022
Is Ayade not APC governor again? grin

Abi him don de fear already. cheesy
HealthRe: Passengers Flee From Bus As Nigerian Lady Believed To Be Asthmatic Dies (Video) by Zendinho(m): 8:33pm On Mar 18, 2022
[quote author=paulolee post=111151670]thats the situation of the country....country too hard n all man de avoid police wahala..
av seen numerous cases wen u report incidence n the police would tag u the "key suspect" n get cash from u asif u did d wrong thing..
the system is so messed up n it av turned some people to monsters..
I was driving along ikeja last week n saw an accident scene between a bike man n a small golf, d bike man n his passenger was seriously injured n bleeding, people were jus standing n watching taking pics while others walked away asif dey dnt even care..
i asked myself, is this not d same story about the "good Samaritan" dt Jesus laid a parable about?? Nigerians are Christian and have good heart the system av transformed us to demons...

Honestly..... these are some scenario that played out and makes me to wonder if we are actually practicing Christianity in this country or if we're just hypocrites
PoliticsRe: March 26 National Convention: New Faction of APC Look To compromise INEC by Zendinho(m): 9:29pm On Mar 11, 2022
Truly .... there's no presidential leadership in this present administration.....

It's all about executive rascality.

No wonder someone once asked....

WHO IS THE PRESIDENCY?
RomanceRe: I Want To Breakup But Its Not Even A Month by Zendinho(m): 4:50am On Feb 23, 2022
Hmmmmm......
Nigerian youths....
I only see confusion and indecision playing out here....

I think the meme below explain your situation more.... happy viewing cheesy

PoliticsRe: President Buhari, Osinbajo, Lawan Attend Armed Forces Rememberance Day by Zendinho(m): 2:27pm On Jan 15, 2022
Nigeria always having colorful events with industrious and hard-working citizens.... but unfortunately she's been having bad and unrepentant selfish leaders.....


Truth is that CHANGE IS NOT COMING SOON....AS THEY'VE GATHERED AGAIN FOR 2023.
RomanceRe: Man Curses His Ex-girlfriend For Dumping Him For A Richer Man In Osun State. by Zendinho(m): 9:23pm On Jan 14, 2022
[quote author=Anigreat post=109374322]shocked


Bro Abu ke iyaiyake?


Lol ayaiya anoh mien, nsua ikid nton Owo den.

Lolss.....
The thing is that IMA is a beautiful thing....
Mkpo ke ima idoho etok mkpo...
Ima asena naam owo nte ukod.... until ama utara ke enyin... cheesy
RomanceRe: Man Curses His Ex-girlfriend For Dumping Him For A Richer Man In Osun State. by Zendinho(m): 9:05pm On Jan 14, 2022
[quote author=Anigreat post=109226250]shocked




Your mates are commiting suicide for being dumped by a woman, instead of doing the same too, you cowardly and shamelessly curse a woman.

I hate men who are not strong enough to commit suicide when they're heart broken. Cowards everywhere.


Aniebiet.....afo atang uto iko Ami?...iyayake nah cheesy
NYSCRe: Corps Member Poses With The Car He Bought With his NYSC ''alawee by Zendinho(m): 8:45pm On Jan 14, 2022
Most problems of man is cause by man....

If he had bought a car with second hand value.....that will have been better...


But buying a 1995 Mercedes Vboot in this trying times......


Truly, that guy is the real OTONDO cheesy

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