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Politics / Re: Petrol Scarcity: NNPCL Bars Independent Marketers Amid Surging Prices by Zendinho(m): 7:42am On Sep 05
There was truly a country.
I wonder what these charlatans and pastorpreneurs are now telling their supporters cum gullible members.

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Religion / Re: RCCG Shares Garri To Members (Photos) by Zendinho(m): 4:11am On Jul 29
So Adeboye is not leading the protest again this time around as he did in 2012...
Or because he has unrestricted access now to Aso rock, he has been bought over to APC...

For the gullible defenders of this pastorpreneurs kindly take a look at this....

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Food / Re: See The Price Of Peak Milk I Bought Today (pic) by Zendinho(m): 9:42am On Jun 15
I hope you're not ikpa dat am thinking ooo...
Meanwhile good to know a true uyo son is here.....Dia mkpo usuk usuk o.🤣
Romance / Re: Why Would A Lady Deliberately Be Doing This? by Zendinho(m): 1:26pm On Jun 01
You shouldn't just be worried about her stubbornness to you....
You should be MORE WORRIED about her infecting other females against you.
This alone can crumble your hard earn reputations or organisation.
Crime / Re: Hadi Sirika And Daughter, Fatima Arrive Court For ₦‎2.7 Billion Scam Case by Zendinho(m): 11:39am On May 09
Imagine how confident he is....
Knowing fully well that its gonna be jokes as usual.....


This country is gone to the dogs

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Politics / Re: Ndume: 10 Senate Leaders Including Me Got Over N200million Each For Constituency by Zendinho(m): 11:59am On Mar 14
Nigeria wWith these current crop of leaders is doomed.
Politics / Re: Pdp In Rivers State Declares Senator Godswill Akpabio Enemy Of The State. by Zendinho(m): 11:35am On Mar 12
Its the height of insensitivity, colossal embarrassment and legislative rascality that a supposed lawyer, a two term governor and now a Senate president is denigrating the office of the number three person of the self acclaimed giant of Africa during a moment of grief, sorrow and national mourning.

Playing politics during such a moment of pains is a huge joke on our political image as a nation. It exposes the true nature and desires of our politicians......SELFISHNESS, GREED AND POWER DRUNKENNESS.

I trust the Ndumes, Yaris, Ninges...am 100% they are cooking a palatable breakfast for him in 2027..
Politics / Re: Edo 2024: Rep. Dennis Idahosa Wins APC Ticket by Zendinho(m): 7:09pm On Feb 17
When I remember the 2020 slogan of #EDO NO BE LAGOS#...I wonder if its really Nigerians that voted in the last 2023 elections that produced the the current president of this country.....

Honestly, there's absolutely no hope for the masses in this country .

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Culture / Re: Share Any Of Your Experience About Culture Shock In Nigeria by Zendinho(m): 12:02pm On Feb 14
[quote author=Nicepoker post=128441093]A village in a particular LGA of Akwa ibom state. They do not eat snails.
That place is called NUNG UKIM..
funny thing is that some decades ago, you'll pack snails of all sizes full of buckets within few mins, but now you no go see even one snail in 4hrs🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: Economic Hardship: Nigeria Needs Urgent Spiritual Help – Adeboye by Zendinho(m): 10:11pm On Feb 11
You can only fool few people at a time and not all at a time .


What is the opium of the poor....RELIGION.


Religion and politics creates wealth for a few ....but impoverished the masses .

Show me one religious leader that's not a politician and one politician that's not a religious leader....and I'll show you a country full of sane people.

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Sports / Re: I Will Leave Liverpool At The End Of This Season - Klopp by Zendinho(m): 12:25pm On Jan 26
END OF AN ERA...
Always a liverpool fan.
YNWA cheesy

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Politics / Re: 10 Groups Of People Enjoying The Tinubu Administration Right Now by Zendinho(m): 7:31am On Nov 07, 2023
Sadly, the only two viable avenues or options to deceive and fool MOST Nigerians are RELIGION AND POLITICS.
Show me one religious leader that's not a politician and one politician that's not a religious leader, then I'll show you someone not meant to be rich. grin

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Politics / Re: 2023:kogi Guber Election Results Will Be Transmitted From Polling Units - INEC by Zendinho(m): 2:06pm On Aug 29, 2023
STORY STORY STORY
STOOOOOORYYYYYY

Is it the Inec we know or another one.

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Education / Re: Seventy Percent Of Teachers In South-west Are Unqualified - TRCN by Zendinho(m): 6:38pm On May 04, 2023
Mr registra, you don't blame the unqualified teachers for the mess, rather put all the blame on the school that have refused to pay better remuneration to the qualified teachers rather they opt to employ those they can pay peanut and sack at will.
Politics / Re: Commanding Officer, Soldier, 15 Others Killed As Herders Storm Benue LG Again by Zendinho(m): 8:10am On Apr 27, 2023
Yet the president wants Nigerians to forgive him.


Let the dead bury their dead
After all, they all voted for APC from top to bottom.

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Politics / Re: ‘Pay Our Salaries Before You Leave Office’, Cross River Sweepers Tell Ayade by Zendinho(m): 11:21am On Apr 26, 2023
[quote author=BrotherFolake post=122745155]😎

[b][color=orange]All these Governors that put Nigeria in this condition will never know peace

They must pay

Most times i just have to laugh seriously when this type of prayers is uttered to Nigerian politicians 🤣🤣
The same Nigerians that will be queuing during elections time to get peanut from the same politicians who don't have conscience at all.
Baba forget that thing, politicians will always get richer while the prayers will only be like water on top of a cock.
Politics / Re: Buhari Jets Out To Saudi Arabia For Eight-day Visit by Zendinho(m): 8:48am On Apr 11, 2023
He wants to go and change to the real buhari cheesy
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Commissions The 11th Flyover In Rivers State by Zendinho(m): 6:39am On Apr 06, 2023
[quote author=press9jatv post=122319787] abegi joor. The indefatigable Governor Udom Emmanuel built Stadium, So many flyovers bridge, hospitals and not to talk of creating Much environments for investors to thrived in Akwa Ibom State. Expanding Ibom Airport too. Check google on what Governor Udom Emmanuel did in Akwa Ibom State. Stop arguing blindly joor

Young man... I can bet my balls that you're not 2 kilometers near Akwa Ibom. You said in ur previous comment about flyovers in all the senatorial district of AKS, and I corrected that it's just Ekom Iban flyover in uyo alone all through 8 yrs.... So mention the other ones in other senatorial district.
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Commissions The 11th Flyover In Rivers State by Zendinho(m): 7:53pm On Apr 05, 2023
[quote author=press9jatv post=122312520] Governor Udom Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom State did extremely well in road infrastructures too. Building flyovers in all the 3 senatorial district too. Go to Akwa Ibom State and see things for yourself


Mr man stop saying and writing what you know nothing about.

Apart from the IKOT OKU IKONO fly over which your udom built for almost eight years in uyo can you mention the other ones in other senatorial district as you rightly put on? angry
Romance / Re: Not Everyone Forgive Words And The Wrong Actions Especially When They Have Been by Zendinho(m): 7:00am On Mar 05, 2023
[quote author=helinues post=121449746]We are all hypocrites, I always conside my lagging b attacking others
God bless you my brother....
All Nigerians are religious hypocrites both Christians and Muslims alike.
Romance / Re: My Roommate’s 14 Year Old Girlfriend Is Pregnant by Zendinho(m): 6:09am On Feb 10, 2023
[quote author=Amtooblessed post=120766931]To that Nigga up there that said “Akwaibomites are dumb” Please don’t incite me into venturing into an online squabble with you, because it’s not gonna be funny.
Don't mind the idiot that has imbecilic gene running up their ancestry. Just ignore him. undecided
Romance / Re: "After Winning A Soul For God, Am Getting Married To That Soul" – Says A Lady by Zendinho(m): 8:35am On Sep 02, 2022
PerfectStranger:

No pity at all!!

Romance / Re: "After Winning A Soul For God, Am Getting Married To That Soul" – Says A Lady by Zendinho(m): 8:15am On Sep 02, 2022
You win this soul.... cheesy

Knack the soul..... grin

Now, you are welding the soul... smiley

No pity for the soul... undecided
Romance / Re: . by Zendinho(m): 4:02pm On Aug 25, 2022
When you were hitting the kpekus vigorously, this is how you were seeing pregnancy...

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Romance / Re: Condom Don Ever Expire For Your Hand? by Zendinho(m): 4:54pm On Jun 08, 2022
The thing been expire but guyman still use am as there was no place nearby to buy one around 3am.... wink
No old time friend were just crash for my state for admission and she landed very late.... cheesy
Although it didn't break immediately, I think was I close before I hear pkrack...na so I kukuma jump down from the race cheesy

Na only god dey save guy men I swear.
Politics / Re: Deborah Samuel: Christian Association Of Nigeria Declares Nationwide Protest by Zendinho(m): 5:37pm On May 15, 2022
The same Muslims fanatics will still use this medium to cause mayhem in the northern parts....


Fear those idiots. embarassed

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Politics / Re: Governor Ganduje Visits Shekarau’s Residence ‘To Stop Planned Decamping’ by Zendinho(m): 7:12am On May 14, 2022
Political prostitutes.... going back and forth.....

The nation's economy is a replica of the political leaders we have....

UNTIL THE MASSES EMBARK ON A REVOLUTION, THE STATUS QUO WILL REMAIN.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Mum Is Currently Looking For Me With Police, I'm On The Run! Help by Zendinho(m): 6:58pm On May 01, 2022
Happening on workers day... cheesy grin

Now your gratuity of 250k and nacking free kpekus has landed you in pension cell.... grin cheesy

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Set To Declare For 2023 Presidency Under APC - Leadership by Zendinho(m): 5:07pm On Apr 23, 2022
The former president should not forget in a hurry that IZI Iyamu lost elections on both PDP & APC platforms... cheesy consecutively...

So his advisers should do a thorough job on him else what happened in 1898 could repeat itself.... grin

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Family / Re: Mother Abandons A Newborn Baby In An Uncompleted Building In Kaduna (photos) by Zendinho(m): 9:52pm On Apr 22, 2022
[quote author=slawormiir post=112186787]Damnnn niggar

Na to dey open their kpekus up and down during their ovulation period

Once the fertile rod enter come deposit some sperm them nor go know what to do

Postinor them nor go take...tell the guy to wear condom before sex...them go say condom nor dey sweet....get up and squat after sex so that some of the sperm go flow out..no them nor go fit


Only you Sabi all these preventive measures ....
Comrade you're truly a legend....

Computer for road for comrade where sabi

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Romance / Re: When A Lady Visits A Man For The First Time And Forgets The Address (photos) by Zendinho(m): 3:43pm On Apr 21, 2022
[quote author=DimIsaac10 post=112138746]

Comrade, really?.
Please tell me more.

You this comrade..... you too like tatatatatat.... cheesy grin

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