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*Ileke-IdI:
"Trooping" to Lagos, that's a new one lol.
Do they?

You are the expert, tell him.

bashr8: your post never make sense , na wao wen will u grow a brain

The fact she asking if a person has a brain in a serious tone and thinks an MRI can detect intelligence is enough to

The joke was a pretty lame one but she kept at it, I guess A for effort or 8th place ribbon

shymmex: Ejine Zeruchi

Can you marry an Osu chic?

I'm not gay
I'll marry whoever I like as long as its a guy *hint hint*

*Ileke-IdI:
So you have a brain. . . . that was a quick MRI scan. Must be aba made.
Then it answers my first question. . . . it functions at its lowest ability.

LOL @ this girl thinking Ekiti is a variation of the English language.

You are welcome for the gimme I gave you

Look at this girl thinking anyone cares about Ekiti

*Ileke-IdI:
Is this not Onitsha?
LOL @ Brooklyn, Onitsha.

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I thought you said Enugu or is Onitsha now Enugu

shymmex: Ngwa and Osu people have been marginalised for too long..

I'm starting a NGO for them..

Dear god give this man a hand, he's found his balls. I just didn't know they were Ileke Idi possession

*Ileke-IdI:
LOL @ me having to explain to this girl (again) that she needs MRI test to confirm if she has a brain.



Go and check again.

Wow, I'll be honest I've never seen this level of stupid before

The simple fact that I am replying you means I have a brain. Every thing from speech, to the regulation of your heartbeat, and the fact that you can breath while sleeping unlike sharks who have to constantly be on the move to stay alive is connected to your brain.

Its not either or in this matter No brain you die, unless you are parasitic twin.

*Ileke-IdI:
awww bashr8 is back to posting pictures. When all fails, we post pictures.



As if spyder88's pictures don't prove that SE looks like Ibadan

Not really, Enugu actual looks like it has actually come in contact with the 20th and 21st century
Roofs are not covered with the tin roofing so kindly donated by missionaries at the turn of the 19th century

shymmex: You guys have started posting pictures again, insecure much?

Off topic:

I met an Osu girl a couple of minutes ago and she's damn fine... 5'6 tall, the ti.ts are magnificent, and the arse will make Cherokee D'as.s jealous... That's it people, I'm getting married to an Osu chic.. And we're in the fight against the osu caste system together..

Were you ever on topic water boy

*Ileke-IdI:
So are you admitting that yours functions at its lowest ability?

You might want to do a MRI test if it will help you to "check" again.

Well MRI tests are not designed to test for mental ability but they do check for activity
Look I gave you a free opening for an insult take it

I still can't believe someone's trump card was Ibadan..this thread has gone to hell at this point

Most Americans can't even point out Nigeria on a map, God forbid you ask them to point out Ibadan or pronounce it even

*Ileke-IdI:
Continue attacking. Eventually, you'll post something sensible.
Bashr8 is working hard to get there, Zeruchi is trying to use the grey cells she never had.
lol

Ok dear

Everyone is born with a brain last time I checked, unless Ekiti is host to Aliens..Explains a lot actually.

odumchi: O bu onodi mere ikwokwo o ji ghulie azi.

Na condition make crayfish bend.

The truth at the end of the day.

akthedream: Are you kidding me?You have never heard of Ibadan in your entire life?Even the real Americans cant deny this let alone an asylum seeker like you.

Really your ace in the hole is Ibadan I am willing to give you one free do-over because surely you jest. Even Ibadan folks don't mention Ibadan.

Well how did I seek asylum in a country I was born in

*Ileke-IdI:
ROTL @ this girl thinking she has a functional cognitive faculty and bashr8 calling someone senseless

Ok dear

But I truly do think it would be to the betterment of other parts of Nigeria if Lagos no longer held such sway, that is not me joking. Even the region its situated in suffers from "Lagos fever".

I remember a comment online where a person was staying somewhere in the SW and wanted to go to the spa, she did't want to go to Lagos but had no choice because none were around where she was staying.

Nigeria would benefit from several solid cities instead of one, it increases competition and diversifies the country.

Yeske!:
She's is playing with your faculties and you're falling for it, YOU are the DUMB one here so quit it asap.

Lol, its the truth to be frank, I'm just replying her nonsense back for the hilarity

Yeske!:
@Ileke Idi, why not gracefully bow out instead of posting thrash in the name of posts that make no SENSE
@Zeruchi, allow her because she knows not what she's posting.

Its clear, team SW is making a hail mary pass by throwing Ileke in only for it to blow up in their face, Jesus what a waste

After incorrectly guessing my heritage, now cities and towns that anyone can view on google maps have somehow been relocated to SE Nigeria

I'm just messing around at this point for the comedy

*Ileke-IdI:
Boy you need to stop lmao.
So Anambra is so closely connected that if one bushman leaves his hut for Lagos, the whole bush population knows?

Same way NRI PRIEST was trying to tell us that since his cousin owns a shop in Lagos, that makes all shop owners Igbos.

Well at least we know other states exist in the SE, the SW? One could not be faulted for thinking Lagos is the SW, its all some folks talk about And they are from the SW

*Ileke-IdI:
LOL @ Nigerian English = Ekiti. Never thought you can sound more dumb

American English= Southern English, Mid-Atlantic English, Ebonics...wait here comes the kicker they are all classified as English

Never thought you could sound more dumb

*Ileke-IdI:
Yet your character does not have a foundation.

That's why I'm heading to Lagos to get one, nothing builds character like a never ending slum
I'll stop over in Ekiti and say hi to the folks for you

*Ileke-IdI:
You're trying to educate an airhead who believes Ekiti is a variation of the English language.

Dumb it down for her.

Okay lets see, just like there is British English there is American English and yes Nigerian English. Despite your stupidity this should be pretty easy to follow. Even in regions that speak the same language you can have variations on English.

Like Northern US English, Mid-Western English, Southern English

*Ileke-IdI:
Then why leave Brooklyn, Anambra for Lagos?

I think living with the less fortunate builds character? Don't you agree Can you list some places in Ekiti worth a look?

*Ileke-IdI:
Would it?
So they're leaving one hell for a better hell?

Brooklyn is pretty nice place to live, never heard anyone call it hell
Park Slope area is pretty nice too, upscale living in the city. Tell us where exactly do you call home in the states? Oakland that you somehow conveniently and mistakenly tell your folks back in Ekiti Hollywood?

Hey you haven't given up on our little guessing game

*Ileke-IdI:
Sharrap dia!!!

Ndigbo will show you that their 90% Lagos population counts

Damn right it counts

*Ileke-IdI:
So you acknowledge that the SE is hell?

Well if Brooklyn is in the SE, wouldn't that make Lagos hell Come on now you are supposed to be allegedly smart

*Ileke-IdI:
Eyah, has it?

So all this time folks were leaving Brooklyn for hell? We must alert the public

*Ileke-IdI:
Eyah, even I didn't know there was a village in the SE named after Oxford, NC

According to you there is, since you are more familiar with the area can you point it out for me

*Ileke-IdI:
The same ways you ran from abule SE to Lagos?

Lol, well its good to know Brooklyn, NY has been in the SE of Nigeria for several centuries without me knowing

akthedream: Have you read about NYC??How old is NYC compare to Lagos..Is NYC your fathers land??Beware of the KKK o.

Yes it is, I was born there as an African American

*Ileke-IdI:
It's not a shame to claim your father's land, dear.
We have a lot of Igbos claiming Lagosians here.

It's not my land dear, but you are welcome to run away from Eko Banjo to mine I'm glad you enjoy America