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Jokes Etc / Proverbs by zeyheed(m): 11:54am On Aug 01, 2015 |
SOME meaningful PROVERBS!!
1.The anger of a penis doesn't destroy
the
Vagina
2.There's no Virgin in a maternity ward
3.A child can play with it's mother's
breasts,but not with the father's
testicles
4.The man who marries a beautiful woman
and the farmer who grows corns by the
road
side have the same problem
5.When you see a woman sitting with her
legs
open,never tell her to close them,b'cos u
do
not know her source of fresh air.
6.He who says that nothing lasts forever
has
never tried Hausa perfume
7.The only woman who knows where her
man
is every night is a widow
8.An erected penis has no conscience
9.If u go to sleep with an itching anus,u
are
sure to wake up with a smelly fingers
10.The day a mosquito lands on your
testicles
is the day you will know there is a better
way
of resolving issues without using Violence. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Education / Re: OAU To Be Shut Down Tomorrow by zeyheed(m): 5:39am On Jul 13, 2015 |
RepEnugu:All haters putting d blame on buhari, whats his fault here? 64months when buhari havent even spent up to three monthsbin office |
Education / Re: Fuoye Post Utme Officially Out Now by zeyheed(m): 12:15pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Starships4u:07067955070................ are u for d post utme also? |
Education / Re: Fuoye Post Utme Officially Out Now by zeyheed(m): 11:49am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Starships4u:i came out late last night................. when u get to ikole campus ask of saheed FAQ department................one in d campus. |
Education / Fuoye Post Utme by zeyheed(m): 6:47am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Morning guys To all having doubts..the form is out but not yet on sale and the price is yet to b confirmed but it's out and the official site is under construction as fuoye is trying to manage a better and friendly site.....b alert and check constantly. .. Putme.fuoye.edu.ng The form will soon b out to the banks and pasted online for clarification. ...I wish u all the best. ..if u got issues pls contact me asap...07067955070 |
Education / Re: Fuoye Post Utme Officially Out Now by zeyheed(m): 6:38am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Starships4u:fool why dont u go to d website urself.......let who need help get help pls..........im a 400l student of d skul.......... go to www.nairaland.com/2421736/2015-16-federal-university-oyeekiti and see d scammer I caught fool |
Education / Fuoye Post Utme Officially Out Now by zeyheed(m): 10:31pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
fuoye post utme for is out now.....go to putme.edu.edu.ng and check for urself........ contact me on 07067955070 if u encounter any problem because d site is still under construction. |
Education / Fuoye Post Utme Officially Out Now by zeyheed(m): 10:24pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
fuoye post utme for is out now.....go to putme.edu.edu.ng and check for urself........ contact me on 07067955070 if u encounter any problem because d site is still under construction. |
Education / Re: Federal University Oye-ekiti (fuoye) 2016/2017 Post Utme/admission Processes. by zeyheed(m): 8:41pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
keenness:I guess dats why we dnt knw eachoda........well im a 400l student of fisheries and aquaculture. u can drop ur contact or beta still dis is my number 07067955070 |
Education / Re: Federal University Oye-ekiti (fuoye) 2016/2017 Post Utme/admission Processes. by zeyheed(m): 1:30pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
keenness:are u a student of the school and wat department are u as well as level |
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by zeyheed(m): 4:18pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
yes boss |
Autos / In Need Of EOD by zeyheed(m): 6:17pm On May 18, 2015 |
pls im in need of honda eod contact 07067955070 |
Autos / Re: Honda by zeyheed(m): 8:33pm On May 17, 2015 |
momoh123:I need EOD |
Celebrities / Re: [photos] List Of Best Dressed African Celebrities 2015 by zeyheed(m): 8:00pm On May 13, 2015 |
Sommyangel:ice prince please |
Autos / Xterra Jeep For Sale At The Price Of #800,000 by zeyheed(m): 8:54pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
still very neat and in a good condition. location is apata, ibadan...contact 07067955070
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Computers / Laptop For Sale by zeyheed(m): 9:14pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
Hp 550 with charger for sale 30000 Location is oluyole, ibadan
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Education / Aspiring Fuoye Candidates Should Contact by zeyheed(m): 10:10am On Feb 26, 2015 |
contact me on 07067955070 or 52e57e73 |
Autos / Re: Honda Adidas For Sale 300k by zeyheed(m): 9:23am On Feb 17, 2015 |
more
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Autos / Honda Adidas For Sale 300k by zeyheed(m): 6:58pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
honda Adidas green colour, factory fitted ac, leather seat just for 300k....... interested buyers call 07067955070 location is ikole ekiti
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Autos / Re: Rover For Sale 300k by zeyheed(m): 2:00pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
u can call me nw Lagusta: |
Autos / Re: Rover For Sale 300k by zeyheed(m): 8:16am On Feb 16, 2015 |
Lagusta:serious biuer call me on 07067955070........we cam talk better bt mt 200k |
Autos / Re: Rover For Sale 300k by zeyheed(m): 8:14am On Feb 16, 2015 |
JosephineM:yeah ac dey galant |
Autos / Rover For Sale 300k by zeyheed(m): 12:00pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
auto transmission, green colour with sound engine. leather seat with cloth cover. just for 300k and the location is ikole ekiti
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Jokes Etc / Boss Enjoying Secretary by zeyheed(m): 11:16pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done.She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees.Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still fucking!" 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Tragedy In Fuoye by zeyheed(m): 2:20am On Feb 01, 2015 |
zadok60:amen o |
Education / Tragedy In Fuoye by zeyheed(m): 2:11am On Feb 01, 2015 |
Fresh crisis is brewing at the Federal University, Oye Ekiti, Ekiti state over the sudden death of Falana Blessing, a fresh student of the institution on Thursday. Late Falana was of the Department of Social Demography and Statistics and was reported to be a sickle cell patient, who was on drugs before her admission into the institution. However, as a part of the requirements for her registration, she was to undergo a medical test at the school'4 health centre. A student, who confided in our correspondent disclosed that the test conducted on her at the school's health centre made a wrong diagnosis and declared her an A.S. "Crisis set in and this weakened her and she was rushed to the health centre where a further test carried out by a superior officer confirmed her as a sickle cell patient. But things have gone worse as she passed on a few minutes she was rushed to the hospital." The diseased's untimely death was said to have angered the students of the institution who immediately mobolised for a showdown with the school. But the prompt response of school's security operatives o and those of the police saved the situation from degenerating. The students accused the management of "deliberately" killing their colleague and vowed to drag the Vice Chancellor, Prof Isaac Azuzu, before court to explain what was responsible for the death of the student. They accused the school's mangement of poor funding the health centre saying the centre lacked essential drugs capable of treating critical ailments. registration. "I don't know why the school's management has not deemed it fit to allow us to unionise to enable our union fight our cause," the student said. However, the Vice Chancellor of the University, Professor Isaac Azuzu, denied the culpability of the University in the death of the student, "For the records the deceased was a sickler. She had crisis and was rushed into the University Health Centre where she unfortunately gave up the ghost after medical attempts failed to rescue the situation. There was no case of wrong diagnosis. "The university is actually mourning the deceased who was expected to matriculate on February 6 2015. Meanwhile, the management of the institution has set up a panel to try 15 members of staff suspected to be leaders of a protest staged against the vice chancellor sometimes in December, last year. The staff had gone on the rampage accusing Prof Isaac Azuzu of maladministration, highhandedness and denying staff of their entitlements. Initially, the 15 were said to have vowed not to appear before the panel accusing the school of victimisation since all the staff took part in the protest. Also, Professor Azuzu said there was no iota of truth in the story that some staff of the University were being hunted over their participation in any protest, " there is no truth in the allegation that leaders of the Dec protests are being victimized. There is no case of victimization of staff in FUOYE. Anybody making this spurious claim should also produce evidence"Azuzu said.
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Education / Fuoye Staffs On Protest, Students Asked Out Of School by zeyheed(m): 8:01pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
fuoye staffs on protest, students asked out of school
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Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg, Which Network Dey Send This Kind Messages??? by zeyheed(m): 1:18pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Original emptyhen |
Politics / Apc Presidential Candidate Runner Up To Be Made Known Today by zeyheed(m): 9:38am On Dec 15, 2014 |
apc presidential candidate runner up to be made known today 15/12/2014. Who do u think he's gonna be |
Celebrities / Re: Happening Now: The Headies 2014, Red Carpet On Fire [photos] by zeyheed(m): 10:57pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
I no knw if anybody see weytin I see...... Dat stupid girl snap wit timaya...... Maybe d fone no kon snap am well she start dey ff d guy wey wan see fyt and even dey ff herself fyt........... See skales oooooo, see dog self........ Many tinz for eko hotels 2nyt 1 Like |
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