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SOME meaningful PROVERBS!! 1.The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the Vagina 2.There's no Virgin in a maternity ward 3.A child can play with it's mother's breasts,but not with the father's testicles 4.The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem 5.When you see a woman sitting with her legs open,never tell her to close them,b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. 6.He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume 7.The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow 8.An erected penis has no conscience 9.If u go to sleep with an itching anus,u are sure to wake up with a smelly fingers 10.The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using Violence.

RepEnugu:
buhari caused this.......the daura snail is an epitome of cluelessness........see what you have turned our oau into...

All haters putting d blame on buhari, whats his fault here? 64months when buhari havent even spent up to three monthsbin office

Starships4u:
just drop ur whatsapp contact pls.....

07067955070................ are u for d post utme also?

Starships4u:
400level of which dept cos I'm storming your school next month...

i came out late last night................. when u get to ikole campus ask of saheed FAQ department................one in d campus.

Morning guys
To all having doubts..the form is out but not yet
on sale and the price is yet to b confirmed but
it's out and the official site is under
construction as fuoye is trying to manage a
better and friendly site.....b alert and check
constantly. ..
Putme.fuoye.edu.ng
The form will soon b out to the banks and pasted
online for clarification. ...I wish u all the best.
..if u got issues pls contact me asap...07067955070

Starships4u:
Guy can u stop this scam.... What NONSENSE....

fool why dont u go to d website urself.......let who need help get help pls..........im a 400l student of d skul..........
go to www.nairaland.com/2421736/2015-16-federal-university-oyeekiti and see d scammer I caught fool

fuoye post utme for is out now.....go to putme.edu.edu.ng and check for urself........ contact me on 07067955070 if u encounter any problem because d site is still under construction.

fuoye post utme for is out now.....go to putme.edu.edu.ng and check for urself........ contact me on 07067955070 if u encounter any problem because d site is still under construction.

keenness:
Am a student of Fuoye,
faculty of science,
physics department.
100L.

I guess dats why we dnt knw eachoda........well im a 400l student of fisheries and aquaculture. u can drop ur contact or beta still dis is my number 07067955070

keenness:
its well sir. Fuoye utme exams has been and is still cbt, just lik ur jamb, they follow ur jamb combinations. As for time duration, it used to be 50 questions 60min. Depending on ur faculty, their questions are not disturbing. I hope i'm able to update you a little?
I will lik to knw your faculty and department sir.

are u a student of the school and wat department are u as well as level

yes boss

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momoh123:
Neat Reg. Honda Accord 08 with no issues to fix, its completely buy and drive

2008

v6

leather

cd

sound car

perfect engine and gear

miles 39k


car is in very good condition

Location: ikorodu road


Price: 1.5m

call only: 07038235610

if you cant get me on phone immediately, mail me I'm always online


Reg. Also available

GX470 @2.6m flat,

tiny light @550k,

benz c300 4matic @2.3m,

Benz G55 @20m

accord 2009 v4 3months old @1.5m

Infiniti FX35 05....@1.650m

sienna 02 @900

corolla 06 @950

09 camry @1.650m

08 camry @1.3m

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baby boy @500

etc

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Sommyangel:
me

ice prince please

still very neat and in a good condition. location is apata, ibadan...contact 07067955070

Hp 550 with charger for sale
30000
Location is oluyole, ibadan

contact me on 07067955070 or 52e57e73

more

honda Adidas green colour, factory fitted ac, leather seat just for 300k....... interested buyers call 07067955070
location is ikole ekiti

u can call me nw

Lagusta:
Been trying your number it isn't going, let's chat on WhatsApp +2347033422401

Lagusta:
200k, serious buyer, cash is ready!!!

serious biuer call me on 07067955070........we cam talk better bt mt 200k

JosephineM:
AC system nko?

yeah ac dey galant

auto transmission, green colour with sound engine. leather seat with cloth cover. just for 300k and the location is ikole ekiti

A boss said to his secretary I want to have
SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll
throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you
bend down to pick it I'll be done.She thought
for a moment then called her boyfriend and
told him the story. Her boyfriend then said
to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up
the money very fast he wouldn't even have
enough time to undressed himself." So she
agrees.Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend
decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what
happened? She responds, "The Bastard used
coins I'm still picking and he is still fucking!"

zadok60:
may her soul rest in peace..

amen o

Fresh crisis is brewing at the Federal
University, Oye Ekiti, Ekiti state over the
sudden death of Falana Blessing, a fresh
student of the institution on Thursday.
Late Falana was of the Department of Social
Demography and Statistics and was
reported to be a sickle cell patient, who
was on drugs before her admission into the
institution.
However, as a part of the requirements for
her registration, she was to undergo a medical
test at the school'4 health centre.
A student, who confided in our correspondent
disclosed that the test conducted on her at the
school's health centre made a wrong
diagnosis and declared her an A.S.
"Crisis set in and this weakened her and she
was rushed to the health centre where a
further test carried out by a superior officer
confirmed her as a sickle cell patient. But
things have gone worse as she passed on a
few minutes she was rushed to the hospital."
The diseased's untimely death was said to
have angered the students of the institution
who immediately mobolised for a showdown
with the school.
But the prompt response of school's security
operatives o and those of the police saved the
situation from degenerating.
The students accused the management of
"deliberately" killing their colleague and
vowed to drag the Vice Chancellor, Prof Isaac
Azuzu, before court to explain what was
responsible for the death of the student.
They accused the school's mangement of poor
funding the health centre saying the centre
lacked essential drugs capable of treating
critical ailments.
registration.
"I don't know why the school's management
has not deemed it fit to allow us to unionise
to enable our union fight our cause," the
student said.
However, the Vice Chancellor of the
University, Professor Isaac Azuzu, denied the
culpability of the University in the death of
the student, "For the records the deceased
was a sickler. She had crisis and was rushed
into the University Health Centre where she
unfortunately gave up the ghost after medical
attempts failed to rescue the situation. There
was no case of wrong diagnosis.
"The university is actually mourning the
deceased who was expected to
matriculate on February 6 2015.
Meanwhile, the management of the institution
has set up a panel to try 15 members of staff
suspected to be leaders of a protest staged
against the vice chancellor sometimes in
December, last year.
The staff had gone on the rampage accusing
Prof Isaac Azuzu of maladministration,
highhandedness and denying staff of their
entitlements. Initially, the 15 were said to
have vowed not to appear before the panel
accusing the school of victimisation since all
the staff took part in the protest.
Also, Professor Azuzu said there was no iota of
truth in the story that some staff of the
University were being hunted over their
participation in any protest, " there is no truth
in the allegation that leaders of the Dec
protests are being victimized. There is no case
of victimization of staff in FUOYE. Anybody
making this spurious claim should also
produce evidence"Azuzu said.

fuoye staffs on protest, students asked out of school

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