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Couple of weeks ago I kept asking where I can get this phone from all infinix related threads and people gave me negative and positive answers and then a user said I should what forever to get it but today it's in my hand .

Getting this phone wasn't easy but I did it and this camera beats my expectations ..See images ooo

....finest baby please where is your old phone, can you just dash it to me I beg you

.....the next virus that will come after this will be called "CAMRYvirus"




we're watching

ReubenE:
Happy birthday to me and Pete Edochie

...but this is supposed to be you and your cake nah....

Rekhina:
Please view my no make up photo and Like it
Remember I love you all including those wicked fakeass , demonic & jealous females & Halfmen here , I love you all
mtchewwwwwww

...fresh looking bae, please I want to kiss and chew that beautiful lips

how do I archive this

COWBOYFAN:
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen

I just had a traditional wedding earlier this month. I'm not based in Nigeria. I provided all the finances for the wedding before I arrived Lagos. Everything listed to be bought for the wedding I provided all. To my surprise wedding that was suppose to take place in a hall had to take place in a cramped sitting room. No food, no drinks, no DJ etc. What did they use the funds for? I don't know. I asked questions and no answers given. To be fair to her family members, I didn't give money directly to her parents or siblings. I gave the funds to my wife to be.

Surprisingly on the day of the small wedding, her uncle was accusing me of not providing money to organize the wedding properly. My heart sank. I look in the direction of my wife to be and couldn't believe what just came out of her uncle's mouth. Whereas I provided money for everything. The wedding prayers went ahead and we were joined together.

After the dry wedding ceremony I began to ask questions but my new wife couldn't give me explanation. Fast forward to last week I was looking for money I kept in my drawer and couldn't find it. I decided to just keep quiet and watch. I set another trap. I had some US Dollars in my wallet and exposed the money for her to see. I went to the shower and lo and behold my new wife removed the dollars from my wallet. I got dressed after shower and we went outside to go somewhere together as my driver was in the car waiting. As we were going, I opened my wallet and saw the dollars gone. I blew a whistle right there and she denied it. I asked driver to return home. I had my parent and siblings at home on that day but I can bet my life on them. I told them what's going on. My new wife was all over the place and shaken. I refused to talk to her. I confided in my mother and explained how I set the trap for my wife. Surprisingly my wife started making moves. She planted the money all over the place which I saw as she was doing. I pretended I didn't see her. I refused to talk to her. All of a sudden she confronted me and attacked me that I suspected her to be the one who stole my money. She started saying she stoop so low to allow herself to be ridiculed in the presence of my family. I confronted her with evidence and she began crying and blaming devil. She has done series of money infractions that I couldn't list here. She fights me for money on daily basis since we got married. No money ever enough.

This is a woman that I gave a car to already and spent so much on to be comfortable. I just bought her another car to be given to her on her birthday. On the day she stole the dollars I had just given her 100,000 naira pocket money for the week. She's been crying and begging for two days saying it won't happen again. She has refused to eat.

Here is the bombshell I just confirmed she's now three weeks pregnant. I can't trust my life with her at this juncture. I'm leaning towards divorce. I'm too scared to be with her. She's too greedy.

Bro just run away from her for your life to be intact, I've had this kind of experience but I crossed my mind to abort the union, today I'm a free man

....if check well, that pregnancy may not be yours


that lady may terminate your life if you go ahead to continue with her, therefore don't accept her plea

2023 presidential campaign had just began...!began!!began......!!!

david0007:
Good morning everyone, to the experienced builders in the house, how much will it cost me to build a 3 storey building of 6 flat consisting of four 2 bedroom flat and 2 three bedroom flat. I know the price varies based on finishing but, i just need a rough estimate for budgeting and planning. I already have the land. Any information will help thanks.

If you don't mind, can you hit me on 09039410949 for professional details about your request

Antoeni:
You are on Point , FG’s Fear is that The Desperate & Dubious Igbos And IPOB will Use this Opportunity to Carry Out Nefarious Activities Like Smuggle In Arms & Ammunitions , Contraband Goods, Etc

.....a nincompoop and enemy of progress is what you're

Noted....

.....onye ji ihe nwata welie aka elu

mgbe aka gbajiwere ya oga ewetu aka ya


nwata ewere kwa ihe ya



......it have not started


the judgment by the nature I think is the best and final

mimimile93:
TRUMP AND BUHARI HAVE 5THINGS IN COMMON.

1. THEY DON'T COMPROMIS
2. THEY HAVE THEIR CITIZENS AT HEART
3. THEY FIGHT TERRORIST
4. THEY ARE VERY OUTSPOKEN
5. THEY ARE SELFLESS.


THEY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE BEST EVER

Please what's buhari ,where is it from and what's it doing for a living?

...that's the simple truth

billions spent in search of crude oil in the far north which was in vain



billions was also spent to build dry Ports while there are deep seaports in the South but have been abandoned

construction of modern railways from west to the north but none of such railways is existing in the south


refineries in South were abandoned while FG is indirectly sponsoring individual to set up a
gigantic one in Lagos state

border closure existing only in the south while the northern borders remain open


community policing in South was declared illegal/terrorism while herders roaming in the south with AK47

CotenantNIG:
As we prepare for work tomorrow monday, lets look at what causes traffic in Lagos.

Do you know most times when you get to what causes traffic jam in Lagos you might not really see what happened but lets look at the major actors of this problem in Lagos

Bad Roads
[img][/img]
Bad roads in Lagos slow down the movement of vehicles as drivers try to manoeuvre their way through the pot holes. The more vehicles that slow down to navigate pot holes, the more traffic builds up. When this goes on for a long time, it results in a gridlock.

DANFO BUSES ( Yellow Buses)
https://i1.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/danfo.jpg?resize=300%2C169

These drivers are notorious for violating traffic laws. They drive recklessly, drive against traffic, and drive non-road worthy buses. Worse is their act of passenger pickups at undesignated areas. Without warning, these buses stop on main roads and cause traffic jams. One example is at the Ajah bridge, where the buses and the market on the expressway are the sole cause of what could be an hour-long traffic jam.

Nurtw Task Force ( Agbero)
https://i1.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/agbero.jpg?resize=300%2C225

These Guys would deliberately stop buses from moving until they collect that their tax from the danfo buses, sometimes it ends up in a brawl .

Okada (Bike Riders)
https://i2.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/okada.jpg?resize=300%2C200

Even thou this is the fastest mode of transport in Lagos, when this guys are looking for customers they can block the road just to get one person to enter their bike

Keke Napep
https://i2.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/110585438_trycycle.jpg?resize=300%2C168

I guess because of their size they think they can just enter any small lane and bypass motor cars. As a driver you need to be careful when this people are by your side any small turn you brush them.

Nigerian Police Force
https://i2.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/police.jpg?resize=250%2C300

Everybody Knows what this people do on the road, Illegal Extortion from danfo drivers, Illegal check points , following one way etc

Lastma
https://i1.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/lastma.jpg?resize=300%2C296

Some times in the name of catching danfo drivers do you know this guys can block the road for almost 1 hour if you don’t believe please go to ikeja Along or oshodi. Lastma officials have being seen dragging the steering with a driver on numerous occassions

Impatient Drivers
https://i1.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/traffic.jpg?resize=300%2C182

A typical example is a road that should normally have 3 lanes becomes 6 lanes because everyone is in a hurry and wants to move at the same time. This would go on for a while until they get to a point where the road narrows to what should be a lane or 2 probably due to an intersection or the topography of the road, people begin to scramble to return back to the original 2 lanes.

Inexperienced Drivers
https://i2.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/learner.jpg?resize=293%2C300
You see those people with L at the back of their car, run from them. They usually take time while driving and usually very stubborn too

Notable Mention

Traffic Light

Hawkers

Tanker Drivers

Thank you for reading

Source: https://cotenant.ng/major-causes-of-traffic-on-lagos-roads/

You forgot to include bullion vans of jagaban .

CotenantNIG:
As we prepare for work tomorrow monday, lets look at what causes traffic in Lagos.

Do you know most times when you get to what causes traffic jam in Lagos you might not really see what happened but lets look at the major actors of this problem in Lagos

Bad Roads
[img][/img]
Bad roads in Lagos slow down the movement of vehicles as drivers try to manoeuvre their way through the pot holes. The more vehicles that slow down to navigate pot holes, the more traffic builds up. When this goes on for a long time, it results in a gridlock.

DANFO BUSES ( Yellow Buses)
https://i1.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/danfo.jpg?resize=300%2C169

These drivers are notorious for violating traffic laws. They drive recklessly, drive against traffic, and drive non-road worthy buses. Worse is their act of passenger pickups at undesignated areas. Without warning, these buses stop on main roads and cause traffic jams. One example is at the Ajah bridge, where the buses and the market on the expressway are the sole cause of what could be an hour-long traffic jam.

Nurtw Task Force ( Agbero)
https://i1.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/agbero.jpg?resize=300%2C225

These Guys would deliberately stop buses from moving until they collect that their tax from the danfo buses, sometimes it ends up in a brawl .

Okada (Bike Riders)
https://i2.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/okada.jpg?resize=300%2C200

Even thou this is the fastest mode of transport in Lagos, when this guys are looking for customers they can block the road just to get one person to enter their bike

Keke Napep
https://i2.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/110585438_trycycle.jpg?resize=300%2C168

I guess because of their size they think they can just enter any small lane and bypass motor cars. As a driver you need to be careful when this people are by your side any small turn you brush them.

Nigerian Police Force
https://i2.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/police.jpg?resize=250%2C300

Everybody Knows what this people do on the road, Illegal Extortion from danfo drivers, Illegal check points , following one way etc

Lastma
https://i1.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/lastma.jpg?resize=300%2C296

Some times in the name of catching danfo drivers do you know this guys can block the road for almost 1 hour if you don’t believe please go to ikeja Along or oshodi. Lastma officials have being seen dragging the steering with a driver on numerous occassions

Impatient Drivers
https://i1.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/traffic.jpg?resize=300%2C182

A typical example is a road that should normally have 3 lanes becomes 6 lanes because everyone is in a hurry and wants to move at the same time. This would go on for a while until they get to a point where the road narrows to what should be a lane or 2 probably due to an intersection or the topography of the road, people begin to scramble to return back to the original 2 lanes.

Inexperienced Drivers
https://i2.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/learner.jpg?resize=293%2C300
You see those people with L at the back of their car, run from them. They usually take time while driving and usually very stubborn too

Notable Mention

Traffic Light

Hawkers

Tanker Drivers

Thank you for reading

Source: https://cotenant.ng/major-causes-of-traffic-on-lagos-roads/

You forgot to include bullion vans of jagaban

CotenantNIG:
As we prepare for work tomorrow monday, lets look at what causes traffic in Lagos.

Do you know most times when you get to what causes traffic jam in Lagos you might not really see what happened but lets look at the major actors of this problem in Lagos

Bad Roads
[img][/img]
Bad roads in Lagos slow down the movement of vehicles as drivers try to manoeuvre their way through the pot holes. The more vehicles that slow down to navigate pot holes, the more traffic builds up. When this goes on for a long time, it results in a gridlock.

DANFO BUSES ( Yellow Buses)
https://i1.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/danfo.jpg?resize=300%2C169

These drivers are notorious for violating traffic laws. They drive recklessly, drive against traffic, and drive non-road worthy buses. Worse is their act of passenger pickups at undesignated areas. Without warning, these buses stop on main roads and cause traffic jams. One example is at the Ajah bridge, where the buses and the market on the expressway are the sole cause of what could be an hour-long traffic jam.

Nurtw Task Force ( Agbero)
https://i1.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/agbero.jpg?resize=300%2C225

These Guys would deliberately stop buses from moving until they collect that their tax from the danfo buses, sometimes it ends up in a brawl .

Okada (Bike Riders)
https://i2.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/okada.jpg?resize=300%2C200

Even thou this is the fastest mode of transport in Lagos, when this guys are looking for customers they can block the road just to get one person to enter their bike

Keke Napep
https://i2.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/110585438_trycycle.jpg?resize=300%2C168

I guess because of their size they think they can just enter any small lane and bypass motor cars. As a driver you need to be careful when this people are by your side any small turn you brush them.

Nigerian Police Force
https://i2.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/police.jpg?resize=250%2C300

Everybody Knows what this people do on the road, Illegal Extortion from danfo drivers, Illegal check points , following one way etc

Lastma
https://i1.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/lastma.jpg?resize=300%2C296

Some times in the name of catching danfo drivers do you know this guys can block the road for almost 1 hour if you don’t believe please go to ikeja Along or oshodi. Lastma officials have being seen dragging the steering with a driver on numerous occassions

Impatient Drivers
https://i1.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/traffic.jpg?resize=300%2C182

A typical example is a road that should normally have 3 lanes becomes 6 lanes because everyone is in a hurry and wants to move at the same time. This would go on for a while until they get to a point where the road narrows to what should be a lane or 2 probably due to an intersection or the topography of the road, people begin to scramble to return back to the original 2 lanes.

Inexperienced Drivers
https://i2.wp.com/cotenant.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/learner.jpg?resize=293%2C300
You see those people with L at the back of their car, run from them. They usually take time while driving and usually very stubborn too

Notable Mention

Traffic Light

Hawkers

Tanker Drivers

Thank you for reading

Source: https://cotenant.ng/major-causes-of-traffic-on-lagos-roads/

You forgot to include bullion vans of jagaban

.......action and intelligent Dude

yanabasee:
I dated one Rwanda lady on an int'l youth programs. We met during a tour and we were just 20 participants from Africa....


Believe me, she had the best behavior ever.... But she's married now!!

....choi...!!! Oga you missed better person

they're well cultured very friendly and intelligent, once they loved you that's final

I love them die.....! they preferred their general language called Kinyarwanda to any other language

kingdeaddead:
See your English self foreign uses

....his name is bidemi, that's what you will always get from him.....

It's what you gets when a hooligan is employed as a police officer

I love Rwandan ladies for many reasons like....no artificial makeups, they're all career women with good behaviour/attitudes



.....unlike Nigeria ladies that chooses slaying around with bad mouth and bad attitudes as their favorite career


some of them have this bad mouth odors that's capable of killing all the mosquitoes and cockroaches in the whole world when oozed out




Some have grinded egusi parked in their pussy, that can send one to early grave when touched

Oshiomole you don't know is dreadful than the one you know....
......believe it or not, he's capable of doing this

Basolenergy:
The All-in-One solar LED street light is
the newest technology for solar street
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charging controller are all integrated into
one single body. With this new technology, there is no need for cables or any
digging of underground spaces to store
its battery. Installation can also be done
very quickly. Aditionally, this solar LED
street light is comprised of the latest intelligent lighting system.
The lamp works automatically based on day
and night. It has three settings including
motion sensor, time-control and internet
control, to meet different requirements.

There will be no need for unneccessary settings after installation. Compared to traditional solar street lights, it is much easier to install and transport, with a longer lifespan than lead-acid batteries and is also cheaper to maintain.

Please can we have your contact and how much does it cost excluding installation fee

....at least the woman had proven that she's not barren, I think this is a family matter they should settle in peace without public interference



I've seriously landed

dru23:
This is my currant car 03 civic to my fleet. This 03 toks civic was bought at least 3 months ago. I bought the car via auction.... This is the most costly civic so far and below were the issues. And part of the cost was logistic issue...

1. I bought the civic very high via iaa auction months ago.

2. At the time of purchase I underestimate the distance from auction site to my home . Which cost me an extra $300 and $90.00 in storage fees

3. The car had transmission issue: which I was not aware of at the time of purchase. It was listed Run and Drive

4. The car needed a paint job, but nevertheless the interior and exterior were in good shape. Engine was 162k miles.

The process of getting my Civic Uber ready

1. Transmission.... About 70k naira including cost of Honda ATF .. When it comes Honda transmission, you must use the recommended ATF ,this is non negotiable. Unless you want to be changing transmission every few thousand miles ..

2. Paint job .. 55knaira The whole car was painted in order for the car to come out good.

3. Linkage, brake pads, a/c coil, bushings and fire extinguisher, C caution sign and miscellaneous items about 70k naira. Also we change tires and rims to size 15. This way gives the car a better ground clearance. And also 04 and 05 civic comes with size 15 rims and tires. The 02 and 03 civics are only 14size rim and tires , I dont know why.....

4. Oil change: This is where Mobil 1 Extended Performance comes in 5w20. I can't do with out my Mobil 1 extended performance. It is like bringing a knife to a gun fight without it .. 17k naira value

The total cost of getting the car uber ready, including purchasing, unforseen expenses is 1.6m naira .

And to potential investor are you ready for this uber business. Do you have the time and patient to make it work. If you are not hands on this business is not for you. If you are just looking for someone to manage for you, this business is not for you ..
As much as I spend so much getting the car uber ready. I also take my time matching good driver to the car. Just like any corporation does, you need time to search for good candidates that will meet the criteria for the position. Anything you rush yourself into ,you are at a risk rushing yourself out .. The dynamics of this business requires time and patients . It is a tough business and I would not recommend it anyone that is not hands....


Conclusion: Before you invest in this business think of the time you need to put in and cost . I will not advise anyone to give their cars out there for someone to manage for them. But if you want drive yourself than this business is perfect for you.
I get so many people asking me to help them manage their cars. I always tell them 'NO' because I know the stress I go through each day. The truth is that even uber fares are highly favorable to drivers, some of them will still give excuse not to deliver.
And at times owners are to blame for the failure of the business. A lot of them dont understand the business their getting into. They just look for drivers and expect daily or weekly alerts. Drivers at the sametime don't care, they think they are doing you a favor. Some of them have good rental deals ,but they still mess up..

PS..... Civics are still the best cars for me . Better than Corolla, elantra, Kia etc .. Easy to maintain and cost of buying a good tokunbo should not pass 1.5m naira.

Dude can I have your number? ....we get some deals

Chuksteric:
After warding-off its fair share of ridicule and snarky comments, Google’s Digital Wellbeing is still very-much alive and doing perfectly well. It even now occupies, what seems to be, a permanent spot within AOSP and has been steadily trickling down to various other Android flavors. Clearly, it is going something right, seeing how Google has never been known to stick with services and features that don’t fit its current vision and have dropped out of favor.

All three apps are free on the Google Play Store. Envelope is only available for the Google Pixel 3a.

Although, you can probably get it to work elsewhere, potentially even without crafting an actual paper envelope. Activity Bubbles and Screen Stopwatch are available for a broader selection of devices, if you want to check those out.

Activity Bubbles and Screen Stopwatch are the other two apps in the set

Both are basically live wallpapers that are meant to track your screen-on time during the day. The latter simply puts a large counter on the display, which is active as long as your display is on. The other tracks the very same metric, but each time you unlock your phone, a new bubble is created on screen. It then continues to grow until you lock the phone again. At the end of the day, each bubble in the abstract wallpaper pattern represents one of you active phone sessions. Pretty cool.Screen Stopwatch

All three apps are free on the Google Play Store. Envelope is only available for the Google Pixel 3a. Although, you can probably get it to work elsewhere, potentially even without crafting an actual paper envelope. Activity Bubbles and Screen Stopwatch are available for a broader selection of devices, if you want to check those out.

Oshe baba....

Raptor2cool:
My face is darker than my body. Please is there any cream you can recommend,
Please I need comments on this.

Check "VOVI" lotion, when found look under the bottle and choose the one with number 3 and make it your favorite cream because it's a complexion maintainer, and it's dermatologist approved....it costs only a thousand+