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Will banning porn sites make d country any better dan it is? Those countries dat even make the porn and own the sites are miles ahead of us. Smh for our country and her leaders. Its a world full of choices

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Who u sacrifice?

One word we nigerians say in such situations EEeeeeyaaaA!!!

There are people who cannot do without their phones. From those receiving and making calls every minute to those surfing and checking up on the social networks. So my question is should one take his/her phone to sunday service and if so, shouldn't it be switched off or put on silent to avoid distracting others

I don tire 4 dis rape story

Wait oo na only him vote dem go count

Jst for fun. D ambassador of a small african nation had d chance to visit russia and was entertained by his opposite number, d russian ambassador. For 3 days d african ambassador wined and dined and generally treated to the best hospitality dat russia had to offer. On the final day of his visit, d russian ambassador said, "As ur stay is coming to an end, it is time for u to play our traditional game, RUSSIAN ROULETTE. One of the 6 chambers of this gun is loaded. U spin d cylinder, point d gun at ur head and pull d trigger". This fazed d african slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun the cylinders and pulled the triggers. Both chambers were empty and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief. The african ambassador was very impressed with the courageous game and thought hard about the subject before the russian ambassador was due to visit his country next year. When it was time for him to leave, they bade their farewell and the african left. The next year, it was the russian's turn to visit the african and when he arrived, he was welcomed warmly. He received d best hospitality possible. He wined and dined for 3 days and on the final day of his visit, the african said, "My friend, since you will be going very soon it is time for u to play our traditional game called AFRICAN ROULETTE. Before u are 3 of d most beautiful girls we have which i carefully selected. They are all naked and ready to give u bl.owjob, just pick anyone of them u fancy". The russian amb said, "Indeed they are like angels, very beautiful and I would love to take all 3 of them but u said just one. But where is the ROULETTE part in this game". Then d african ambassador said "oh, i almost forgot one of them is a CANNIBAL"

If u no do am ur wife go deliver premature baby and no blame her. My future wife I see ya!!

0merta:
8. Too much Alcohol consumption.
9. Smoking.


Those are my concerns.

OP, abeg no dey scare person anyhow.

Something must kill a man!

A man in my village was havin liver problem and he was told to stop drinkin and his response was 'na only one thing will kill a man' after a while he slumped and died while walkin on d road guess wot one thing has killed him #Ndubuisi #healthiswealth

Easiest way to stay healthy is to drink lots of water. It does a whole lot of gud to ur body

ANAMBRA11:
How does this picture produce buhari's certificate?

You eh!

hansad:
another stupeed non-thinker on facebook - or instagram - sorry I never bothered to find out where.

Was war declared against the administration of any of those past leaders u mentioned? No. Do you know what it means to be a war-time president like Jonathan?

Do you even know how much millions of dollars of oil revenues expended on fighting BH insurgents since 2009?

U should have been happy that despite war situation, Jonathan admin is able to stop fuel scarcity which stalled movement of businesses and Nigerians throughout the past administrations you cited.

I didn't write those bro

Are u buhari's P.A or wat

DopeAngel:
Op go get a life. Nairaland has rendered our youths useless and a waste to this generation. They now stay on nairaland all day thinking of what rubbish that will escape their half assed brain and post it here. Nairaland serving as waste management and trashbin since 2005. Smh

U said Nairaland has rendered our youths useless, u re included abi

Watcha think

Juliaann:
Madrid ain't winning this game

They re both madrid

Intacta:
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Now dis got me really lol

I love dis kinda thread, makes me giggle

Newkidoo:
I don't care if you intend to run for an office or not!! I just made a point Mr man!!
You are old enough so make your choice!! Stop blabbing..

Like I said MOVE ASIDE

D kidnappers are amatuers but thank God 4 ur sis life

D kidnappers are amatuers

Olx sell it, I dnt knw y I dnt get lucky in all dis promo stuff sef I don do mtn own tire

Newkidoo:
Guy, you are old enough to make your choice!!
It Is people like you that become clueless and incompetent when elected into office..

Wot office brah, I tell u say I dey campaign 4 anytin, move aside

anonimi:
When a governor of eight years run out of FRESH ideas on governance and has NO record of performance to run on, he resorts to statements that show his state of CONFUSION in the face of coming DEFEAT of his Association of Pretending Crooks, APC candidate.
QED!


#Liberate-Lagos
Kai Buhari!!!

OK

elantraceey:
Na, it shouldn't be so , the older you become, the more experienced and wiser you become.

I meant older older, u can ask ur grandmom/dad (4rm 80 dwnwards

I've not made up ma mind on whom to vote come feb 14 so my vote is up 4 grabs. Jst convince me on whom to vote and he will surely have my VOTE

elantraceey:
Who said governance is dependent on age?

To an extent it is, d older u become d more clouded ur judgement

U ruled till u re 52 and a 58 year old is too old? Smh

modebeneg:
it's neither of the two , they do it so that they can tell their husbands that they know what they do when they(their husbands) travel. by this means encourage him to stop cheating through remorse feelings. But what this wives don't know is that these husbands(some of them) can leave that particular condom and purchase another outside without no single remorse or heart feelings.

I think it is better to confront their husband since she knows wot he is doin

Y is dis makin front¶age. A woman wearin a white dress. I go soon put ma pix to knw if e go make am

A man shud neva I repeat NEVER allow d woman contribute shishi for the bride price, she can help out in oda areas

Wen u work out and stay healthy, u feel gud abt ursef dats y she took some snapshots and posted