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I hear pple say it but I don't believe its possible. I mean how can sumone in nigeria bewitch anoda in australia

Sijo01:
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4: be like person wey bokoharam don capture

Not thrashy but he aint so FLY #nothating haters

All ladies have done atleast 2 of these...
1. Laughed or coughed so hard when
you’re on your period and more blood
comes out.
2. When you think nobody is looking, you
readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull
‘em up one at a time, straighten the band
and straps, and add an extra squeeze to
make sure everything is in its place,
3. Sit in a strange position when farting,
so the fart bubble does not go up the
…..you know.
4. Open your mouth really wide while
putting mascara on.
5. When you don’t have a pad around
when you start your period…you fold up
toilet paper, place in the middle of the
underwear, struggle to pull up pants
without dislodging the tissue, walk
unnaturally so as not to mess up the
paper….. Bloody shredded paper in your
underwear when you get home,
6. Spending 30 minutes in front of the
mirror trying to get the perfect “cat eye.”
7. That amazing back/stomach scratch
when you take your bra off after a long
day. Best feeling ever.
8. Indiscriminately checking any fellow
female for a “period stain” who asks,
regardless of who they are-even your
worst enemy or someone you’ve never
met before.
9. The period check. When you’re sitting
down, you “accidentally” drop something
and while you’re bending over to pick it
up, you sneak a peek between your legs
to make sure you’re not leaking.
Comment on this thread and say
“Eww, I’ve never done that before

Boko, biko haaram ndi nkem oo

WTF!! If we have se.x before marriage, its a sin; if we have se.x after marriage its also a sin. Y we dey carry religion for heaÐ as though we are God. U are commiting sin by criticising these things

Ewatomi26:
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz my neighbour just came 2 ask if I was alright because of d way I was laughin out loud

Eeeh! So u re looking @ ur fone and lol abi if I carry u comot tomoro na so u go take embarass me abi infact ITS OVER

Hahahah am so loving this. And am so hating valentine, is it because am single?mtcheeew. Girl: baby u stole my heart. Guy: so u are nw calling me a thief its over. Hahahah

She wore a top she bought with her money and she is comfortable in it so Y are d so called fans complaining. *she is one of those celebs I don't fancy

You for call jesus make hiim come write 4 u na...dummy

Northerners behaving awkwardly since time immemorial

EfemenaXY:
Firstly, It's not about balls but common sense.

You can't compare a man chastising a woman / a man chastising a man, to a woman chastising a man. Do you know what's happened to the few women who tried to tell your fellow men off for being so anti-social?

Secondly kindly explain how you owe society and God that? Who / what is society?

How and what do you owe God with regards to a woman doing what God naturally endowed her with, for her baby? You went to church to hear the word of God, and not to oogle at the poor mother feeding her child. Rather than concentrate on your primary purpose for being there in the first place, you spent a fraction of your time lusting after the shape of her b.reas.ts and hating on her for feeding her baby.

If you were so uncomfortable, why didn't you do the decent thing by changing seats or better still, going to sit outside, away from "temptation"?

Women have been br.eas.tfee.ding their young since time immemorial and that isn't about to change because some man finds it difficult to keep his JT in check.

C'mon give him a break, he didn't say he was uncomfortable he was distracted by noise he looked back and his eyes met the boobs (dat makes him human) he then gave it a thought and looked a second time to correct the woman. I don't think there is anythin wrong in that. If u are seated and den u saw a very sane man coming to ur direction na.ked(maybe someone u know) u will look @ him a second and even third time and will definetly look @ his JT. Its involuntary. That's wot makes us human

Vikky014:
hahahahaha.*falls from okro tree.

hahahahaha @ both of u and then jam barrow man

What if u re to do this same job but for 2000usd per month

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. This is slavery. Can't the man choose not to be called a toy. Apprentice would be nice. After dem go talk say we get sense pass oyinbo unless the man dey plan something big

sinaj:
gay alert...hiz nt evn cute lukin reddish nd disgusting m imagining wah hiz dick nd feet will luk lyk...

*swallows saliva*

I think he's a good businessman, trying to show pple hw good his products are by trying it out on himself

Doesn't mean he'll vote him come 14th that is if he won't fly to canada to visit his family

Be loyal to ur boss afterall he is ur boss and wen u become a boss pple will be loyal to u

No be their fault, offering money no dey do dem

I think its high time Mr dokubo sat down and shut up. I've heard enough of him. So make nigeria begin fear am

Maid... I hate that word

Akwa ibom isong!!

And jonathans supporters are ...

Abegi make I hear. U sacrificed...mtcheeew. Even my papa no go sacrifice make I enter precidency

Dis country is wasted, make dem also ban se.x na. Since I was little I keep hearing FG plans to make electricity steady and uptill nw dem neva plan finish but they implement their plans on irrelevant things withoutwastin time. MMMTTTTCCHHEEEEEEWWwwwww!!!!!!