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Jokes EtcRe: That Moment When Your Maths Teacher Calls You To Solve A Question On The Board. by Zikavirus(m): 9:38pm On Oct 06, 2016
wait first lemme come.
CelebritiesRe: Muscled Bodybuilder Who Injects Himself With Oil To Look Like Incredible Hulk by Zikavirus(m): 9:15pm On Oct 06, 2016
First to comment
Nairaland GeneralRe: ‘ghollywood Actor, Majid Michel Turns Pastor’ by Zikavirus(m): 8:37pm On Oct 06, 2016
Lala... lalasticlala oya cum remove ds murdafucking story.
EducationRe: Pls Sir Oluwaseun Osewa by Zikavirus(m): 8:34pm On Oct 06, 2016
DBlackchild:
Pls sir. Oluwaseun Osewa how do i post information about my school without being banned?
na me u dey ask?
PoliticsRe: Again President Buhari Commends Jonathan For Conceding Defeat by Zikavirus(m): 8:29pm On Oct 06, 2016
Buhari is the worst president to rule nigeria, ever!
RomanceRe: Looking For A Lady Between 35-50 For A Discreet Relationship. by Zikavirus(m): 8:27pm On Oct 06, 2016
na waoo nigerians mek una leave ds guys alone naw, and u vicky014 u knw u are not the perfect wan but why did u choose to talk Shit!
PoliticsRe: Southeastsummit 2016: Why Do The Israels Refer To The Igbo As Jews by Zikavirus(m): 8:11pm On Oct 06, 2016
Ask dis guy www.google.com
CelebritiesRe: Awww!!! Female Corp Member Gets Shock Marriage Proposal On Her Passing Out Day by Zikavirus(m): 8:09pm On Oct 06, 2016
hnmm... okay what next?
CrimeSEE What Buhari Did (you Must Read This) Soo Baaad! by Zikavirus(op): 7:56pm On Oct 06, 2016
*clears throat*
so i just came bck from work today so tired. Parked my car in the garage, came down, unlocked my house entered inside dropped my bag on the couch.
God! am so damn hungry, dashes into the kitchen.
Ha, Economy Again! no food.
Rushed out decided to go buy indomie.

Ab.oky: haaa, oga i don come? oga oga o.
Me: I Need Indomie.
?
Me:
how much is the indomie?.
Ab.oky: oga
#60 naira.
Me:
ha!, #60 naira? indomie of #30 naira before? Naw #60 naira?.
Ab.oky: oga naw,
it's not me its buhari.

INDOMIE #30 NAIRA IS NOW #60 NAIRA. God!, i wanted to buy 3 indomies for #90 naira, now i will have to buy 2 indomie even Add twenty_naira on top. Double the Price?
Me:
give me two sugar? Ab.oky:= oga its #40 forty naira now.
Whaaat!
*dashes out in full speed!!!*
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I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, WHERE'S BUHARI.? PLEASE SHOW ME HIM...? ...WHO SAW HIM?...
Jokes EtcRe: How Women Were Checked Before Entry Stadium (hilarious Pics) by Zikavirus(m): 7:17pm On Oct 06, 2016
wow... tapping current
PetsRe: Harmful Foods Your Puppy Shouldn’t Eat by Zikavirus(m): 7:16pm On Oct 06, 2016
harmful? food?... who feeds his puppy, you seem to have forgotten that sheet never finish for dustbin o lol.
RomanceRe: Woman Sets Pregnant Housewife Ablaze by Zikavirus(m): 3:00pm On Oct 06, 2016
So, how is dis topic related to Romance?
BusinessRe: I Need Your Sincere Ideas. I Need To Invest This N20k by Zikavirus(m): 2:58pm On Oct 06, 2016
Maximus85:
Bro, I appreciate your contribution but my brain dey think far pass these kinds of business. And looking at my environment here, that market is saturated.

Thanks once again.
okay oo but in this kind economy whic oda business now, do you think can kick off on just 20k, except u wan dey hawk pure-water And gala for traffic.
HealthRe: These 5 Injuries Can Happen To Your Vagina! by Zikavirus(m): 8:48pm On Oct 05, 2016
toto le o. (pus s'y can be hard o) missbizy thanks for giving me yours. i will forever remain grateful for the day i saw your unclothedness.
BusinessRe: I Need Your Sincere Ideas. I Need To Invest This N20k by Zikavirus(m): 8:44pm On Oct 05, 2016
if you see the money these roadside: Akara, pof pof, and buns people make daily eh!, or even roadside indomie sellers, u will open your mouth, so far you are in the ryt places like: busy roadside, street, market, or even a lively rich man estate.
Jokes EtcRe: Popular Slangs Invented From Jenifa's Diary That Nigerians Has Adopted by Zikavirus(m): 8:38pm On Oct 05, 2016
wait lemme chop dis meat in ma mouth.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Picture Of Proposed Iphone 10.. Don't Laugh Please by Zikavirus(m): 8:36pm On Oct 05, 2016
buhari
Car TalkRe: Where Can I Rent A Vintage Car For A Wedding? by Zikavirus(m): 7:58pm On Oct 05, 2016
d33types:
No sir .even in developed countries people borrow cars and even horse driven cart for weddings even when they can afford them.

You pay to visit a zoo not because you cannot afford to buy the zoo, but because the zoo experience isn't something you want to have everyday else it gets boring

You get?
Okay fine, u Are a Big boy. Apologies!
PoliticsRe: Disappointed, Frustrated Staunch Buhari Supporters Apologize To Nigerians by Zikavirus(m): 7:55pm On Oct 05, 2016
Please who have sugar there i need to soak gari.
Car TalkRe: Where Can I Rent A Vintage Car For A Wedding? by Zikavirus(m): 7:45pm On Oct 05, 2016
d33types:
Must you talk at all??

I have a sweet rav4 3rd generation but for my upcoming wedding next year, I'm renting a clean vintage like the benz on front page recently.

I love vintages but I cannot use them as a daily driver because of reliability, comfort etc hence dont need to buy for my wedding, even when I can afford them.

Your mentality en.
wahreeva, but u posted "where can i rent car a for wedding"
We shld b luking at ur mentality here, borrowing (Renting) 4 a wedin, forming wat u r not. A typical Nigerian!
Nevertheless, u cant stop me frm talking. because, as a bonafide, law abiding citizen of Nigeria i have d right!
PoliticsRe: Pres. Buhari, Osibanjo, Ministers In A #ChangeBeginsWithMe Campaign (photos) by Zikavirus(m): 3:47pm On Oct 05, 2016
i collect two salaries from Nigerians, hahahaha i collect salary as president, and pension as former-president. that is two, hahahahahaaa... Change begins with me....hahahahaha!
PoliticsRe: 6 REASONS WHY BUHARI WOULD WIN 2019 ELECTIONS by Zikavirus(m): 11:51am On Oct 05, 2016
buhahaha:
why can't u APC supporters bring out a rational argument from ur head, instead u make mockery of every sensitive political argument.. when Obj was presido, it was prof.iwu an Igbo man who ran INEc..time of GEJ was Jega an Hausa man..ApC is a calamity.
You Are Stewpeed & dumb, who told u am an APC Fan? i am just Against bad government in total, i am neutral. Okay? Bleep u and Bleep d useless o.p who posted dis crap.
PoliticsRe: 6 REASONS WHY BUHARI WOULD WIN 2019 ELECTIONS by Zikavirus(m): 11:21pm On Oct 04, 2016
Chai !... God do not let the Economic recession to tamper with the useful parts of my brain just like this useless o.p
CelebritiesRe: Baddest Rapper AKA Threw R40K Chain To Fans, Now He Wants It Back by Zikavirus(m): 11:10pm On Oct 04, 2016
Come collect am!
CareerRe: The Benefits Of Being A Stupid Employee by Zikavirus(m): 10:42pm On Oct 04, 2016
So, who dis ur long write up epp?
CelebritiesRe: Lobatan! Zahra Buhari Wearing A £360/n200k Dior Earrings (recession Earnings) by Zikavirus(m): 7:18pm On Oct 04, 2016
mtcheeewwww... mtchewwwwwwwww..... .....mtchewww!!!
PoliticsRe: ECOWAS Court Hits Nigeria With N15m Fine Over Dasuki by Zikavirus(m): 7:14pm On Oct 04, 2016
we don't have money And daura dulard is making us loose more money, buhari eh?... if not for lala i for, i for,.. i for.

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