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olumaxi:
had CHANGE also affected ur brain?.......

olumaxi:
had CHANGE also affected ur brain?.......

WonderManly:
I was invited to a wedding, last weekend , when i reached the hotel i found two doors written:
1. Bride relatives.
2. Groom relatives.
I entered the one written groom relatives and found two more doors:
1. Ladies.
2. Men.
I went through the one for men only to find two more doors.
1. People with gifts.
2. People without gift.
I went through the one one written people without gifts and found myself outside the hotel.
Good everning jor!

babs01:
come in here

Glassdoll:
See this boy, nna na your Oga money you dey carry play so

If thief come now, e no go pass "Na devil cause am".

Millionaire casino ko!

assfreaky:
Omo, I been dey chase one fine big girl for like five months now. the girl dey live for lekki phase1. The girl later gree so I take am go eat for restrant. As she dey chop I dey promise am say I fit do anything for am. She tell him say if I fit wash her pants, she go date me. I sey no problem. Make we dey go your house now. I pay her taxi reach her house come begin dey wash pants wey reach 300. As I dey spread the pants for compound na so one correct car drive inside and the girl go hug am. I been wan ask the girl say who be the guy when the girl introduce me as her new houseboy. Na so the guy look me shake him come tell the girl where she get this mallam from. Me mallam? I look the man like say make I say make I slap am but I just throw the pant down and bounce out. Nonsense.

metromediaboss:
A Nigerian man took to his Twitter page to send a Direct Message, DM, to the president of the United States, Barack Obama.

The Nigerian in his message informed Obama of the nation’s population and also alleged that the United States was taking from the country.

However, in a rather surprising turn of events, the United States President replied him.

See conversation below:

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/10/obama-replies-nigerian-man-on-twitter.html

cc: lalasticlala mynd44

Samdede1995:
It's once said 'if you want to catch a thief,think like one,then if you want to steal think like an inspector.... http://www.coclocations.com/do-we-have-small-lie-and-big-lies/