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Romance / Re: Girl Buys 100 Boxers With Her Face On Them For Boyfriend To End Cheating by Zimmermann(m): 1:02pm On May 01, 2019
Isn't it enough dat he is cheating on u Now the proceeds of the cheating (cum) will be poured right on ur face grin grin grin

Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Complains Obama Has More Twitter Followers Than Him, Jack Dorsey Replies by Zimmermann(m): 1:01pm On Apr 24, 2019
TempleHouse:
Trump is a Loser and underrated Peadophile and those that follows him are Deplorable. Period!
Shut your trap there u inconsequential dingbat!
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrating Winning The Serie A Title With The Juventus Squad by Zimmermann(m): 8:38am On Apr 21, 2019
SilasNwude:
tell your scared dwarf Messi to leave his comfort zone to help real zaragoza win segunda division
also tell him not to fake injury to run away from his national team

however you put it
Ronaldo is greater than Messi in all aspects of football
why truth dey pain u like this? grin grin even when not explicitly told cheesy cheesy cheesy
Crime / Re: Zambian Woman Takes Selfie With Her Half Dead Husband, Sends It To Her Boyfriend by Zimmermann(m): 9:16am On Apr 11, 2019
OkaNaUbe:
A cheating wife is more dangerous than ISIS and Boko Haram.
flesh and bone did not reveal this to you
Politics / Re: Presidential Poll: Buhari Asks Tribunal To Grant Access To Inspect Materials by Zimmermann(m): 4:02pm On Mar 14, 2019
A gud development...this is so unlike the pmb

Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Don't Vote Candidate With No Knowledge Of Business Or Economy by Zimmermann(m): 5:04pm On Feb 06, 2019
In other words 'ATIKU LATE OBIDIENTLY'

Politics / Re: Tolu Ogunlesi Was Atikus Media Aide Who Betrayed Him - Reno - Omokri by Zimmermann(m): 8:33am On Jan 07, 2019
PDP knows more on politics and are more refined than APC...we're better of with PDP than APC...APC are crude, uncivil and incompetent

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Politics / Re: Presidential Debate: All Candidates Should Be Given Level-playing Field – MURIC by Zimmermann(m): 3:07pm On Jan 04, 2019
Why do I smell mumuric making watery attempts to discredit NEDG so dat their dullard-in-chief will chicken out of de debate? De debate must be de dullard's worst nightmare rytnowgrin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Trabzonspor President Celebrates Ogenyi Onazi's 26th Birthday In Hospital by Zimmermann(m): 3:20pm On Dec 25, 2018
Onazi 26?

Politics / Re: Buhari Will Campaign At Akwa Ibom International Stadium, Federal Govt Insists by Zimmermann(m): 7:04am On Dec 25, 2018
Firstly, As far as I know the Stadium is owned by the state, but the federal government plans to use it forcefully "if diplomacy fails."

Secondly, is Buhari going there to campaign in the Capacity of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria or as the presidential Flag bearer of the APC? If the latter is the case, why can he not be restrained from using public property for his personal/party business?

Thirdly, if Atiku was the one being denied use of the stadium, on what grounds would he have stood upon to make utterances such as the Federal Government has made?

"Acknowledging that Udom had some measure of immunity, Enang said such immunity should stop where the right of the people started."

Lastly. Buhari and his cohorts lack the capacity to speak of 'Rights of the People:' the concept is alien to them. Thesame man who has El-ZakZaky and others locked up; and wants to "Forcefully" use a facility for his Campaign has no business speaking of rights.

Buhari is Just too Arrogant.
Credit: @Mowoe

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Health / Re: How Do I Treat This Stubborn Malaria And Typhoid I Have Had For Over 4 Months? by Zimmermann(m): 11:33am On Dec 24, 2018
Ogbeni go n check urself oh...everything no be typhoid n malaria

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Rejects Artwork Of One Of His Sons: "I Love All my Kids Equally" by Zimmermann(m): 11:31am On Dec 24, 2018
LuciferCatholic:
All this noise just to avoid paying for the artwork?
Em send anybody to paint for am? Abeg keep qwayet

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Religion / Re: Don't Let Anyone Lie To You That Christmas Is A Pagan Festival by Zimmermann(m): 6:33pm On Dec 23, 2018
LuciferCatholic:






alBHAGDADI answer me.

Can I also mark October 1st or July 4th as Christmas Day?
He has sufficiently answered all your questions you insolent fool!

Under what authority and capacity will you be exercising the liberty to choose any date to mark as special to celebrate any event for adherents of a particular belief? Are you mad?!!! I thought u were intelligent. Does it look like we're in the stone ages??!!! Why would u be making such ridiculous comparative analogies??!!!

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Religion / Re: Don't Let Anyone Lie To You That Christmas Is A Pagan Festival by Zimmermann(m): 6:25pm On Dec 23, 2018
LuciferCatholic:



1. Mr Man answer the question and stop deviating please


2. Keyword: "They didn't"... don't add any other thing for us. We don't need sermons.
This proves Christmas was man made


3. If you agree Jesus wasn't born in winter, it means you agree he wasn't born on December 25th.
Another proof that Christmas is man made



4. So Christians couldn't understand the most important day of their religion while the Apostles and the Holy Spirit was with them.
But they finally understood it after a pagan helped them choose a date.

God truly works in mysterious ways grin grin

Anyway, 3rd proof that Christmas is man made.



5. In 336AD, Emperor Constantine set December 25th as the official Christmas Day for the Roman Empire. It has remained so till this very day.

Constantine was a pagan but converted to Christianity on his deathbed and was declared a saint till this very day!

You have internet access and libraries - use them!


Young man! You do not applying the principles logic and deductive reasoning in spiritual affairs and the things of God! This is one horrible mistake heathens make! The things of God the Most High, the Alpha n Omega can NEVER BE completely fathomable to any MERE MORTAL!

TAKE THIS ADVICE.
Religion / Re: Don't Let Anyone Lie To You That Christmas Is A Pagan Festival by Zimmermann(m): 6:11pm On Dec 23, 2018
LuciferCatholic:




1. So, you finally agree that Christmas was a human invention.

If Christmas came into existence in 336AD it means Jesus, Peter, Paul etc know nothing about it which makes it fabricated!

Simple.



2. You are free to celebrate? grin

Really?
So why don't you celebrate Eid El Kabir or No Bra Day too?

What's stopping you?



3. Where is proof that Satan boasted he will be like God?

Asides the Bible (a book which could be fictional), where else does this story exist?

Show us!




4. I do not want to "ask everyone". This isn't a debate of opinion - we are talking facts here.
I'm asking YOU.

And as I have corrected you earlier, Mithra, not Nimrod was the Roman Sun God as at when Christmas was created. His day of celebration was December 25th (long before Christmas came into existence).
u were making sense before but now u're beginning fall into the same folly in reasoning u accuse other of. I guess that's because u r beginning to talk too much.

U're asking for proof on for example, 'dat Satan boasted to be like God'? Ofcourse there biblical accounts and more. Also u insinuate that the Bible is a book of fiction (may God forgive u) Now tell me, what is your own proof that these assertions of yours were so

I'll kindly advice you to eschew your haughty disposition and talk about only wat you know as of fact! AND THAT ALONE.
Politics / Re: Abdulmalik Umar: Policemen Celebrate Arrest Of Boko Haram Commander by Zimmermann(m): 9:23am On Dec 21, 2018
Pesin wey Buhari go still release tommorow

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Politics / Re: Trending Video Of Extrajudicial Killings By Soldiers Unfortunate, Says FPP by Zimmermann(m): 6:47am On Dec 18, 2018
Dat's what u get when u conscript 'rehabilitated' boko haram terrorists into the military!
Politics / Re: 2019 VP Debate: Uzor Kalu Reacts To Osinbajo’s Performance, Reveals One Thing Ob by Zimmermann(m): 4:01pm On Dec 15, 2018
Even Kalu a known illiterate who cannot make an error-free sentence is analyzing a debate involving well-read men grin grin grin

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Family / Re: Alhaji Yakubu Nasfi Wedding To Underage Girl In Niger State. Photos & Reactions by Zimmermann(m): 4:34pm On Dec 11, 2018
Where is chimamanda when you need her Oya! angry

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Celebrities / Re: 'I Better Pass Most Of The Artistes Una Carry For Head': Sean Tizzle Reveals by Zimmermann(m): 6:50am On Nov 24, 2018
Who be this

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Politics / Re: Olawepo Hashim Engages Grassroots, Vow To Lead Political Revolution In 2019 by Zimmermann(m): 6:02am On Nov 24, 2018
My friend go n join atiku cool grin

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Celebrities / Re: "Create Heaven For Your Woman Before She Can Be An Angel" - Stephanie Linus by Zimmermann(m): 2:40pm On Nov 23, 2018
A certain chimamanda will not like this grin

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Politics / Re: Discos Are Sabotaging Fg’s Efforts - MURIC by Zimmermann(m): 10:47am On Nov 19, 2018
These f00ls should stop meddling into politics in this country...they're overheating the polity with their show of monumental ignorance n incorrigible behavior!!!
Education / Re: Hijab: University Of Ibadan International School - Muslims Protest by Zimmermann(m): 10:31am On Nov 19, 2018
Okoyeebo:


In 1942, the Mayor of Enugu was a Fulani Muslim named Alhaji Umar Altine. As far back as then, Muslims have been ruling your fathers.

Today, see the picture below.

When you point a finger at others in derision, the remaining 4 fingers point back to you.
Lookat this ignorant brown-roofer in my mentions! Just a quick question: In how many Western states are thre muslim monarchs today Can you find any in any Eastern state? Do not come to my mention ranting again! U second-class muslim grin
Education / Re: Hijab: University Of Ibadan International School - Muslims Protest by Zimmermann(m): 9:35am On Nov 19, 2018
Muslims conquering Oduduwa's land since 12AD grin

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Politics / Re: 2019 Poll: Anxiety In PDP As Atiku’s Policy Plan Extends To Second Term by Zimmermann(m): 7:10am On Nov 19, 2018
ATIKU WILL DO 8 YES! NO QUESTION ON DAT...I'M SOUTHERN MIND U!
Politics / Re: Photo of Atiku reviewing policy document he would present to Nigerians by Zimmermann(m): 2:39pm On Oct 26, 2018
The MAN for the JOB! WE ARE STRONGLY BEHIND U SIR! #OBIdientlyATIKUlated #Let'sGetNigeriaWorkingAgain

Let's flush our the expired scums below:

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Politics / Re: We Are Not Aware That Our Men Accompanied Suspended NHIS Boss - Police by Zimmermann(m): 8:57pm On Oct 22, 2018
The usual story! 'WE ARE NOT AWARE' administration...how did we get here angry Smh
The dullard is 'not aware' two of Aisha's security details are taking turns on her grin

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Politics / Re: I Don’t Know Tinubu’s Position In APC – Obasanjo by Zimmermann(m): 7:22am On Oct 20, 2018
His position is: APC Stalwart, Office of the Accursed Slave & Useful Idiot, South West chapter grin grin grin,

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Politics / Re: Chekwas Okorie: I Prefer 4 More Years Of Buhari To 8 Years Of Another Fulani by Zimmermann(m): 11:50am On Oct 16, 2018
IF WE FAIL TO PUSH OUT BUHARI IN 2019, IT MAY NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!! ANY BODY WHO THINKS LEAVING BUHARI FOR ANOTHER 4YRS EXPEDITES SHIFT OF POWER TO THE SOUTH IN 2023 IS A FOOL!
Politics / Re: Chekwas Okorie: I Prefer 4 More Years Of Buhari To 8 Years Of Another Fulani by Zimmermann(m): 11:48am On Oct 16, 2018
IF WE FAIL TO PUSH BUHARI IN 2019, IT MAY NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!! ANY BODY WHO THINKS LEAVING BUHARI FOR ANOTHER 4YRS EXPEDITES SHIFT OF POWER TO THE SOUTH IS A FOOL!
Romance / Re: I Am Thinking Of Quitting My Relationship, Please Advise Me On What To Do by Zimmermann(m): 10:08am On Oct 16, 2018
stupidity:
When a girl is busy using you, she turns the table around and make it seem your the one using her. She makes you feel guilty. I’m with one currently.

A side chick for that matter, she knows what we into is friends with benefits. Though on her part she wants to turn it to a love affair. she’s making me feel guilty for not taking her serious and keeping her for sex only, but she she has lots of guys she’s going out with. Yes! I scooped in her chat lots of times. Even saw a chat that said “please don’t wear trouser when coming, I’m at home”. Other numerous explicit chats too.


Lol. Girls ehn! Note: I sat this same girl down, told her she should be free to date any guy of her choice, but she should be open to me about it. But she always say she’s with me and only me.

Message to all guys and ladies out there: if you take a man or a girl serious. Please once in a while scoop on his or her phone. If only your using him or her for gains, you can careless. Like the sex and money aspect. If you really want a life time with that person, do your research and know where you stand.
I know a real niccur when I see one! Don't mind the OP out here like a fucking wimp crying for advice on how to use n dumb an obvious bitch! angry BEAUTIFUL LADIES PLAY DE GUD GUYS N Bleep DE BADT GUYS!

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