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How sweet of u OP! This is d best post on nairaland today.

Zedoo:
Yesterday a friend of mine posted on facebook about the dumbness of the youth....

This is disgusting...you come everyday and see "actresses and female musicians" etc, you think they are about to talk about their art, work, inspire people but NO, ALL they have to talk about is their butt.... Why won't Nollywood be Childs play, how will it ever compete with even Bollywood??

Omotola and Genevieve did not build a career on big butt and boobs, its just sad to see what all our industries have turned into.... How will ALL men not demand for sex from you? Isn't that the only thing you have to offer?
You appear in the news 5 times a week and ALL WE HEAR IS MY BIG BUTT THIS MY BIG BUTT THAT, MEN CUM WHEN THEY SEE ME PASS, MY BUTT IS GLORIOUS, MY BUTT IS..... *smacks her head with an iron spoon* bxtch I'm trying eat my food in peace......
Its not EVERYHOUR OF THE DAY that sex occupies our minds.....

Once in a while its good to see a good shape....but right after you spend that glob of vaseline this gets disgusting....right Vaseline crew members

Lol! Vaseline crew hehehehehe?

Who is she pls?.

Haba! May their soul rest in peace... Amen!

Lexusgs430:
LOL. Ok I hear you. Incase you have a change of mind, I know of a snake joint, where it's prepared just the way you prepare your soups and stews..............

Stop mentioning me!!! i dont want snake.

Lexusgs430:
Once the snake is diced, spiced and prepared, in your favorite stew or soup, you would surely mistake it for fish or chicken...........
It has done you no harm so far and did not constipate you.
Keep chopping snakes, it compliments a balanced diet.......

Iol i dont eat out so i have not eaten snakes.

Lexusgs430:
Once the snake is diced, spiced and prepared, in your favorite stew or soup, you would surely mistake it for fish or chicken...........
It has done you no harm so far and did not constipate you.
Keep chopping snakes, it compliments a balanced diet.......

Iol i dont eat out so i have not eaten snakes n i wnt in this lifetime.

Enuguboy4nsk:
mynd44 this news is 100% correct....i work in a hospital where the fulani man who was shot was admitted....300 cows missing..i can get for u e picture of the boy in his hospital bed....infact governor ugwuanyi visited him around 9pm yesterday

Are u kidding me right now? So u r actually on their side against ur own pple they ve been killing n how did u come up with 300 cows or they in ur possession? Hmmm! Igbo pple can never learn and be wise, if only u know how much d Fulani man despises u.

Lexusgs430:
You might have eaten snake unknowingly. They say it tastes like fish................

Noooooo! Dont even go there oh! I havent. Am always fully aware of whatever i want to eat but yea i heard it tastes like fish or chicken depending on species.

Still wondering y pple eat snakes... Yuck!

Ha! Reprisals, the foolanis are to b blamed!

kabanayol9:
My dear it is the whole day o.

Lol! This must b a joke.

If its a 2hrs shift i will.

LETTER OF LEAVING SCHOOL.

Daer Sir

I'm writter this letter with haters and tell you that I'm leave your school for good enough.
The why of the leave it is because at your school, the teachers are beat us very harmful and very sad. Sometimes one day of once upon a time, I wanted to cried but my friends telled me a man is a sheep he is not a cry. I was silent but vibrating in and out.
Another why is because of discriminate, we writted a test and I'm cheated, I get 20% that I'm not deserved. The teachers says my head is dead. Oh, it pained me too much.
I will tell you plenty things when you want us early in the morning but Sir you must know it is very ice in the morning, blanket is not want to be removed from body, I wake up early but I am come late. I'm write exzam study at another school.
Great your wife and childish. Pliz tell all childs of school that I'm say good bye for ever and ever amen.

Your's faithfool
Solo

REPLY FROM THE PRINCIPAL.

Jesu....dis guy are a first classed idiot...only an letters he cant written comfortedly..this was some insult on top of my schooling respectation..I knows all the types of teachers on this our schools carry a PHD inside their curse on the uniferzity...and he even have some of the rights to told me to great the childish on the schools...ehhh maybe he are a cultish boy..he wanted to implication this childrens inside his cultness..I am really unbearable towards this letter..Mtchee I guessed him are repeated elementary six..Infact as a matter on fats, I have sack you as a student..nunsince..

Yours principality
Mr. Fejiro.

holocron:
Please this is photoshop. At that size ( it must weigh heavier than the man), the man cannot be holding that fish that way without any support.

It is not photoshop oh! Its as real as u nd i. I saw it one on my way bac from work on Friday cos i stay at zone D, i equally saw it on saturday.

holocron:
Please this is photoshop. At that size ( it must weigh heavier than the man), the man cannot be holding that fish that way without any support.

Its not photoshop oh! I saw on friday n saturday cos i stay in one of d zones arnd there. I was so shocked!

How do i get over a heartbreak especially when i trully loved him.

I really loved him.

When it comes to niger delta militants, the president has plenty to say but feigns ignorance when its comes to his fellow Fulani herdsmen who r killing n maiming innocent pple in the east...

Haba Op abeg remove darey and d'banj from that ur list... I really dont know y am feeling that KCEE should have made it to no 1 on dat list.

Religion of peace or war? Which one exactly so we know what we are dealing with, Haba! All this have to come to a stop! What was it d young man said to instigate this killing of innocent souls? Is it more than what the muslims say everyday against our Lord christ. I still dont understand how humans were made to dwell in d mist of animals! May God help us.

Am glad the house is thinking right on this issue. I can bet that there are other hidden agenda behind this bill, more power should not be given to this president oh! Except of course we want to give up democracy.

Pls can someone elaborate on "vaseline crews" i really dont understand what it means n i come across it all d time on nairaland...

ONIONS : PLEASE READ TO THE END: IMPORTANT

In 1919 when the flu killed 40 million people there was this Doctor that visited the many farmers to see if he could help them combat the flu.. Many of the farmers and their family had contracted it and many died.

The doctor came upon this one farmer and to his surprise, everyone was very healthy. When the doctor asked what the farmer was doing that was different the wife replied that she had placed an unpeeled onion in a dish in the rooms of the home, (probably only two rooms back then). The doctor couldn't believe it and asked if he could have one of the onions and place it under the microscope. She gave him one and when he did this, he did find the flu virus in the onion. It obviously absorbed the bacteria, therefore, keeping the family healthy.

Now there is a P. S. to this for I sent it to a friend in Oregon who regularly contributes material to me on health issues. She replied with this most interesting experience about onions:

Thanks for the reminder. I don't know about the farmer's story...but, I do know that I contacted pneumonia, and, needless to say, I was very ill... I came across an article that said to cut both ends off an onion put it into an empty jar, and place the jar next to the sick patient at night. It said the onion would be black in the morning from the germs. ..sure enough it happened just like that...the onion was a mess and I began to feel better.

This is the other note.

Lots of times when we have stomach problems we don't know what to blame. Maybe it's the onions that are to blame. Onions ABSORB BACTERIA is the reason they are so good at preventing us from getting colds and flu and is the very reason we should NOT eat an onion that has been sitting for a time after it has been cut open.

LEFT OVER ONIONS ARE POISONOUS
when food poisoning is reported, the first thing the officials look for is when the 'victim' last ate ONIONS and where those onions came from (in the potato salad?). It's probably the ONIONS, and if not the onions, it's the POTATOES.

onions are a huge magnet for bacteria, especially uncooked onions. You should never plan to keep a portion of a sliced onion.it's not even safe if you put it in a zip-lock bag and put it in your refrigerator.

It's already contaminated enough just by being cut open and out for a bit, that it can be a danger to you (and doubly watch out for those onions you put in your hotdogs at the baseball park!). If you take the leftover onion and cook it like crazy you'll probably be okay, but if you slice that leftover onion and put on your sandwich, you're asking for trouble. Both the onions and the moist potato in a potato salad, will attract and grow bacteria faster than any commercial mayonnaise will even begin to break down.

Also, dogs should never eat onions. Their stomachs cannot metabolize onions.

PLEASE REMEMBER IT IS DANGEROUS TO CUT AN ONION AND TRY TO SAVE IT TO COOK WITH THE NEXT DAY, IT BECOMES HIGHLY POISONOUSFOR EVEN A SINGLE NIGHT - AS IT CREATES TOXIC BACTERIA WHICH CAUSES ADVERSE STOMACH INFECTIONS BECAUSE OF EXCESS BILE SECRETIONS AND EVEN FOOD POISONING.

salam1:
calling other people slowpoke really shows how Christianity is peaceful.

someone is feeling guilty lol! n if I read wel, I never saw any specifically mentioned religion in DAT comment.

FuckTheM0ds:
do you think i'm kidding? Wanna give me a try?

FuckTheM0ds:
do you think i'm kidding? Wanna give me a try?

sure! what time is our flight...

FuckTheM0ds:
in my dreams? How about making it a reality. I wanna fly with you to Dubai and i'm dead serious about it.
What's ya say?

lol!