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Crime / Re: Passenger Arrested With $320,000 At Lagos Airport by ziondaughter: 5:57pm On Nov 21, 2012
Dis is mobile ATM machine
Food / Re: BEER OR SOFTDRINKS: Which Is More Harmful To One's Health? by ziondaughter: 5:40pm On Nov 21, 2012
We are being by the bitter taste of beer but i tell u its most dangerous to health. It takes a bottle of beer 8hrs to get out of the system n den u find some drunks taking more dan 6 bottles in a sitting. If u keep doing dis every day u are overwhelming d system. why are most men having big tummy? The truth is dat we are not decent in taking alcohol; no exercise, no good food, u dont expect overnight miracle. Be discipline!
Religion / Re: The Act Of 'giving To God' As Explained By Pastor E. A. Adeboye by ziondaughter: 5:35pm On Nov 21, 2012
if u dont know how to give or sow that ur bizness. Keep using ur tongue to lash men of GOD remember wat happened to Aaron & Miriam. Generally Nigerians do not know how to give. I thank God that all the tithes n offerings are used to for developments n we are seeing them. Adeboye n other men of God, u are doing a good work. Keep soaring cos we are on ur wings too. God bless u
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Ra.pe Newly Wed In Ogun by ziondaughter: 5:18pm On Nov 21, 2012
Waiting for the police to act. No worry until they rape every tom, dick n harry before u ketu indigenes will react. Are d fulanis not men like u? Na woman una take dey get power. U guys should fight dem if not u go wait tire for police
Crime / Re: Lagos: Woman Drags Hubby To Court For Inserting Pepper Into Her Private Part by ziondaughter: 3:57pm On Nov 21, 2012
I wont advice u to divorce him but both of u cant stay in d same house cos ur life is at stake. I wanted to categorise him as one wit low self esteem but wit all his actions, i dont know where to place him. U guys should stay apart for now, then go into intense fasting n prayers. U have to hear from God so as to know wat is really happening. Dont take dis mata lightly
Family / Re: Couple Celebrates 80th Wedding Anniversary, Shares Secrets To Lasting Marriage by ziondaughter: 3:43pm On Nov 21, 2012
I envy this lovely couple. Its my prayer that the love that has sustained both of u to this tym will wax stronger till Jesus comes. Congrats!!!
Politics / Re: Hon Farouk Cleared Of Wrong Doing by ziondaughter: 6:59am On Nov 21, 2012
Sometimes its best we dont even talk about our issues out for pple to hear. I dey shame for naija. We cry 4 independence up till now we still dey do like pple wen colonial masters dey oppress. The laws are made for the poor n less privilege. I believe dat 1 day all these mess will stop. God help naija\
Phones / Re: MTN Increases Their Internet Data Bundle Allowance by ziondaughter: 6:54am On Nov 21, 2012
MTN has come wit mouth watering offer. I tire for dem sef. Which is even beta cos MTN is giving me headache?
Celebrities / Re: Kate Middleton Returns Kim Kardashian's Freebie Dresses by ziondaughter: 6:11am On Nov 21, 2012
Its all marketing strategy. That u failed wen u first attempted doesn't mean anoda opportunity wont surface. Thats bizness anyway. Win some, lose some. U dont get all of it most tyms.
Nairaland / General / Re: Two-headed Cobra Born In China by ziondaughter: 4:41pm On Nov 20, 2012
Vet. doctors should tell us if they can be operated upon for them to live single cos the wrestle for food will be terrible especially for d fact that they get hungry at d same time
Jokes Etc / Training Session In A Psychiatric Hospital by ziondaughter: 4:35pm On Nov 20, 2012
A psychiatric doctor was teaching his patients to ascertain their sanity alphabets n wat they stand for. For each alphabet he drew wat they stood for on the board. He taught from letters A to K and told them to go for break that wen they return they will continue from letter L and he drew a lorry on the board. Only for him to return back to the class n met all of them except one pushing the lorry he drew on the board. He was amazed at their actions n then he thought to himself "really these guys are still mentally sick but this other one who did not join them is normal". So he asked him (the assumed normal guy) thus:
Doctor: My friend why didnt u join the others in pushing the lorry?

Patient: Dont mind them they should keep pushing it. The key to start the lorry is in my pocket.
Nairaland / General / Re: Baby Kidnapped From Labour Room In Abia by ziondaughter: 4:17pm On Nov 20, 2012
My Father, My Father! as i begin to pray, anyone or group of persons who conspired to kidnapp this baby to cause sorrow n weeping to this woman, by fire by thunder let them surrender wherever they are. I release ur Holy Ghost bomb into their camp. They will have no peace until, they surrender the child. Lord plz protect the baby. Your blessings maketh rich n adds no sorrow. Thank u for hearing our cry. Amen
Family / Re: Dangerous Things We Did As Kids(especially Ajekpakos) by ziondaughter: 4:06pm On Nov 20, 2012
Uncountable dangerous tins sha but dis 1 i cant forget. My younger broda (about 4mths old) was crying n i got so frustrated dat i put him under the cushion chair n sat on him hoping he would keep quiet. Thank God for my elder broda who rushed in & pushed me away. I would have killed my broda thinking dat by sitting on him he will stop crying

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Celebrities / Re: New Pics Of Pregnant Mercy Johnson by ziondaughter: 3:58pm On Nov 20, 2012
winkLooking beautiful as ever. I know this dressing is ur signature but try consider the unborn baby. He/she needs to breathe. No tight cloth for now

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