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Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by ZipporahElla(f): 7:54pm On Jan 28, 2016
rocgirl:
grin grin grin grin

Are you heavily endowed upstairs? Unless you did bosom enlargement, consider it an asset and a gift from God. However, the following are some experiences you will be having on account of your tonne of mammary glands:

1. You’ll have deep cleavage and you sure can’t help that.

2. Hugging becomes clumsy because your boobs reach the other person before your arms do.

3. You grasp your boobs to stop them from bubbling up and down anytime you run up stairs or down stairs.

4. You lose snacks in your cleavage and only find them later when you take off the bra.

5. You struggle to minimize attention to yourself when you go in briefs at the beach.

6. Seat belts become inconvenient and seem to choke you.

7. You find yourself always defending your boobs because people ask if they are real.

8. People adjudge you as pushing your melons at them when you speak to them.

9. You get embarrassed at work because you try to look nice but your buttons keep popping open.

10. Your nipples show off themselves as visible when you don’t intend them to.

11. You’re bound to harm yourself even though your boobs seem to be your main selling point.

12. Putting on a sports bra becomes essentially impossible and a workout in itself.

13. You’ll always spill things on yourself, and when you do…it will be on your boobs.

14. Your bras work so hard to hold up your boobs to the point of making permanent indentation marks in your shoulders.

15. You will always feel it is necessary to deduct the weight of your boobs from the scale reading to obtain your real weight.

16. Suddenly jumping up and down for joy becomes embarrassing to you.

17. You immediately lose sight of the TV as soon as you lie on your back.

18. Wearing long necklaces becomes useless because you lose them forever in your cleavage.

19. You will wear cute shoes, but strain to see and admire them.

20. You’ll complain about your big boobs and the associated problems, but still prefer them to smaller boobs.

21. You always find yourself being rated against the immense size of your boobs.

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Source: http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/21-embarrassing-things-that-happen-to-girls-with-big-boobs/

Wish I can reduce mine, worst is when you're u r trying to walk fast, so embarrassing
Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by ZipporahElla(f): 7:50pm On Jan 28, 2016
Laveda:
Pictures or? angry
idonbelivit
Celebrities / Re: 'Don Jazzy Was Right, I Am His Child' - Reekado Banks by ZipporahElla(f): 2:41pm On Jan 28, 2016
frank442:
U are 22 don is 32
According to him

He is using all if u to make money
Without u guys no don

He can't dance or sing or rap

No former education. Is just an hustler
As for u. U are the weakest link. U can't sing. Dance yet u are the ugliest.

U want dija then come and get her


If u want the fame go n collect it, u guys condemn err one yet if u go to d studio now u can't create a single line, if u think it easy go n get signed even sample ekwe famous pass u, now u de talk like menstrual flow
Celebrities / Re: 'Don Jazzy Was Right, I Am His Child' - Reekado Banks by ZipporahElla(f): 2:34pm On Jan 28, 2016
;DRelationship status single? Someone give me his address n phone number
Politics / Re: MOPOL And Naval Personnel Clash In Port Harcourt by ZipporahElla(f): 8:43pm On Jan 27, 2016
9ja go better sounds more alike with Jesus is coming soon, which will probably happen, I am proud to be A Nigerian but not proud to be in Nigeria, I tire for this country
Crime / Re: Men Engage In Anal Sex In A Jeep In Lagos by ZipporahElla(f): 10:50am On Jan 27, 2016
U mean say them be homosexuals? Make una no de make story sound sweet, two gays caught having fun behind a jeep in Lagos, period

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Religion / Re: Women Working At Church Children's Chapel (Photos) by ZipporahElla(f): 1:01am On Jan 27, 2016
rollUP:
The pastor dey try talk say offering and tithe money wey him dey collect since never reach to hire workers?
End time pastors.

This is one of d reasons I don't go to church talkless pay offering. All for d pastor's pocket

Aya I pity u if na offering n tithe de make u stay house
An idle man is the devils workshop

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Health / Re: Men - My Childhood; My Manhood; My Prostate.. A Must Read!! by ZipporahElla(f): 10:00pm On Jan 25, 2016
eni4real:
My wife of course.
But seriously every sexually active ladies should get HPV vaccines... Even condom can't protect against HPV.


Alria sir
Health / Re: Men - My Childhood; My Manhood; My Prostate.. A Must Read!! by ZipporahElla(f): 7:40pm On Jan 25, 2016
eni4real:
Regular sex is good for men's prostate but it is bad for ladies' cervix....

So who'll u have dsex with ? If not with d women?
Health / Re: Men - My Childhood; My Manhood; My Prostate.. A Must Read!! by ZipporahElla(f): 4:14pm On Jan 25, 2016
What baut women? U guys are been partial
Celebrities / Re: These 4 Nigerian Stars Are Having A Party; Whose Own Will You Show Up For? by ZipporahElla(f): 3:33pm On Jan 25, 2016
where's yemi alade? Will go for her's
Politics / Re: Girl Killed In Aba Yesterday During The Search For IPOB Members by ZipporahElla(f): 6:42pm On Jan 24, 2016
twilliamx:
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so the little girl was going to school on a saturday? please confirm the actual day and lets do personal investigation,

It was posted yesterday not today
Politics / Girl Killed In Aba Yesterday During The Search For IPOB Members by ZipporahElla(f): 9:03pm On Jan 23, 2016
Not confirmed, but report from Aba yesterday claimed that a little girl who left for school was shot dead during the house to house search for IPOB members

Not a Biafra supporter though, but then it shouldve been a peaceful search with no life wasted, now a future leader is gone

May her soul rest in peace though.

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Crime / Re: 15-Year-Old Caught Having Sex With Sheep In Nnewi, Anambra by ZipporahElla(f): 1:24pm On Jan 23, 2016
asEdeyHOT:
Go and check him

He is one of the IPOB Youths shouting on the internet

Fukking a goat? shocked shocked shocked

What is it with Wailers/Igbos and goats?


Ya statement is so stupid u know

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Family / Re: This Little Girl Got Married In Northern Nigeria (Unconfirmed) by ZipporahElla(f): 10:50am On Jan 19, 2016
FastShipping:



Very big lie. grin grin


its so true, we here in the north have seen more than this, infact with men old enough to be their grand fathers
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Kills Ugandan Girlfriend In China (photos) by ZipporahElla(f): 1:49pm On Jan 15, 2016
Most of this guys were not granted visa, secondly they all grew up there and live the way those there do, n after any crime they'll just come back n start saying they're Nigerians
Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Blasts Father Mbaka Over New Year prophecy About Buhari by ZipporahElla(f): 10:32am On Jan 15, 2016
spanishkid:
Ohaneze Ndiigbo are nothing but a bunch of red cap wearing fools. Why are they not issuing ultimatums this time?

Shut up

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Politics / Re: The First Thing President Buhari Does Every Morning by ZipporahElla(f): 10:29am On Jan 15, 2016
Him just de look the pictures for the news paper
Politics / Re: See Mothers Of Missing Chibok Girls Crying Today As Buhari Disappoints Them(Pics by ZipporahElla(f): 7:23pm On Jan 14, 2016
undecidedHmmmmmm wetin them tell them wey them place hand for head @ once? Abi na film or posing for pix?

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Jokes Etc / Re: If It Were You, What Will You Do? by ZipporahElla(f): 1:15pm On Jan 14, 2016
undecided undecided
vault:
you saw the reply nah...... when God puts sugar in your garri. undecided


Lol so u mean say u no fit return am? What if na you do mistake send am one day?
Celebrities / Re: Old Photo Of Dammy Krane, Wizkid And Davido When They All Started With One LOVE by ZipporahElla(f): 8:53am On Jan 14, 2016
kallmemrB:
have they grown?


I wonder o
Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Man That Sags This Way? by ZipporahElla(f): 11:44am On Jan 13, 2016
What's he even showing?
Jokes Etc / If It Were You, What Will You Do? by ZipporahElla(f): 4:13pm On Jan 12, 2016
Let's be honest, if it were you, what will you do? Return the money or not? Let's see your take on this

Crime / Re: Nigerian Killer To Be Deported To Nigera Despite Never Setting Foot Here by ZipporahElla(f): 12:03pm On Jan 04, 2016
;DWelcome home boy, come meet real thugs

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Politics / Re: The Most Industrialised State In Nigeria by ZipporahElla(f): 1:47pm On Jan 03, 2016
EasternActivist:


Smh! Like say you go fit do am...
Omo see link below BC I don't have all that time in the world for unnecessary argument.

http://www.businesslist.com.ng/state/anambra

Anambra alone has more than a thousand indigenous companies.

Red roofs enclave dubious thinker of an op. I guess you are now shamed for real good.
SE will continue be the envy of others BC God is involved as IGBO'S are involved.






Better pikin

I wonder if Nigeria fit de without igbos

Anywhere u go n u no c igbo man, run because the place no de welcoming

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Politics / Re: FFK: Hell Will Let Loose If El-zakzaky, Kanu Or Dasuki Is Murdered In Custody by ZipporahElla(f): 8:32am On Jan 03, 2016
kirchofff:
Ignore d talker but dig the talk........hmmm, it might bring another tribal war




True talk oh, if kanu kpai in custody mehn, now wey na Mallam de, anything fit happen
Culture / Can You Get Married To Such A Woman? Shine Your Eyes O by ZipporahElla(f): 3:14pm On Jan 01, 2016
Lady falls off after been drunk, eww it is a new year though but many people continue with their old habit, you can imagine this young girl who's meant to be someone's future wife(maybe yours)drunk this afternoon and even fell down

May God help us all in Jesus name

Romance / Re: 6 Things Women Notice The First Time They Meet A Man. by ZipporahElla(f): 12:15pm On Dec 31, 2015
Fresh breath biko any man with fresh breath must be neat and neat guys gats good diction
Celebrities / Re: Davido Claims Sophia Slept With His Dad's Friend by ZipporahElla(f): 9:05am On Dec 31, 2015
Please I can see that this posters are so jobless that they go ahead following celebrities post and posting them, this guys don get money fame n definitely attention, instead u to struggle on how u can make money u r they following celebrities, eww joblessness, I can remember davido sang a song in 2012 saying how he's 19, from 2012 till now how old is David? U guys should know that he's still a child who's confused,same child who dropped out of school n decided to go baxk, wah do u expect?
Celebrities / Re: Davido And BabyMama Fight Over Daughter by ZipporahElla(f): 7:50pm On Dec 30, 2015
When she was opening her legs she never thought of the disadvantages, at the end of d day they'll only pay u money to collect d child, after u don slack I pity some gals sha, even chicken de run from corks talk more of human embarassed

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Politics / Re: Melaye Tears PDP Constitution At APC Rally by ZipporahElla(f): 10:17am On Dec 30, 2015
I pity him, since he can tear this, I wonder how many more he will tear, a leader who's already misbehaving I guess he will tear more constitutions that don't please him

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