As painful as this is, it is very funny.

The fact that she marries the guy means she has the sense to know what's right for her marriage. If he handles her well, she'll behave, education or not.

Konji na bastard!

We no want!

He reappears? He shall disappear, again.

The thing been pain Apple ghan!

@Op, u for stop before the letter na. Is that not why u summarised the whole thing b4 the letter?

They kidnap 37 and some fled after being kidnapped.....hmm. How many did they kidnap?

It is right.

It's nice that you have camera and rigging sense in ur cartoon, but u need to work on synchronising lip movements at least to look like they are saying what they are saying. And your walks (or runs) need work. Makes ur characters look like they are floating instead of walking. Frankly, I think you are a long way off from perfection, but what I like about your work is your confidence. With a little humility to further learn and practice, you will easily become a guru.

Nice one.

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The story of every school boy.

Senator David Mark jus use alum gum that seat! Heard he wants to contest as a senator again. GEJ till 2019, Mark till 2019...when will we that are called young ever going to be in those seats? Leaders of tomorrow...how many tomorrows remain before we become leaders of today?

Narrow minded peeps on this thread are saying its tribalistic. So, what should the other tribes that are not on that page do? Or you guys would have preferred if its a guy in green white green suit? Or, you would be happier if it is an imam with a pastor posing for a pix with a native doctor? My take is, they joined us in celebrating our nation's independence, irrespective of our individual consideration of what the nation's state right now. And you guys should also know google.com.ng is managed from here in Nigeria with Nigerians managing 97% of the operations.

Just enjoy it and stop slamming everything you see.

I wish they had used pictures of PEJ and GEJ celebrating after PDP unilaterally chose him as their Presidential Candidate sha.

The Premier League is a profit venture. Anybody that eventually makes it there as a coach has to really be worth his onions. Apart from entertaining the fans and the tv cameras, that guy has to be skilled in building a team that brings maximum returns. We are still learning in that regards.

That TAXI man was cut from the original material that made Nigeria. Sincerely. If it was from this hybrid materials we have now, we would have heard of a $120,000 that was missing and never found. And that Steward, living in Karu and working in the Presidential Villa? Ha! That guy's award was long overdue! That demonic go slow from that place to work everyday will give anybody like that nightmares. Nice one el-Jona!

Thank God say na Old Trafford you call am.

This is the best soccer ever! Winning here is sweeter than lifting the world cup aswear!

Paulv: I'm a drawer 'nobi mouth my drawing make sense' i showed her some of my painting when she finish she selected the best of the best of it....but now the gl behaviour don change oo. I av never given one of these drawingout.

I understand your dilemma bro. You would not be a good artist if you do not love what you create and the thought of something you really love in the hands of someone you don't love that much won't let you sleep well. Should you just ask for it back? Should you let it go? But that painting...And now, u r stuck with a crisis of the mind.

As an artist, you don't only keep your works because you love them, they form part of your portfolio and to leave a great creation out there can eat deep into your soul.

Like I said, I get it. And like I am going to say, forget it.

Just let it go.

It might hurt, but, you don't just exist as an artist, you are a human being and when human beings are no longer in a relationship, they don't go back and ask for things they have given as gifts. It'll mark you as immature and soil your reputation. Be the bigger man and think forward.

Selah.

Guy. This is some serious ish. When someone can pierce through your surface to touch you where you cannot pretend, it means

A. You are very human
B. The person is important to you
C. The person's opinion is important to you
D. The subject matter is important to you

I make these observations wt regards ur babe. Op, we are a sum total of our pasts and rarely do we experience radical change in our mentality or psyche without our input. Yes, as everybody is saying, u need to change. I feel also, that having appreciated your past and the significant role it plays in ur day-to-day decisions, this is the perfect time to change: a moment of sincere introspection like this.

I had a similar experience with a lady recently. I hadn't been in a serious relationship for a while so I was very rusty in my approach. The woman pulled a stunt that was meant as a surprise that didn't go down well with me and even after addressing the issue, I couldn't get past it. Sadly, we ended the relationship. When I went took stock of the whole thing with a very close relative, I realised I acted very childishly as my relationship b4 then had influenced the new one.

What I am saying briefly is, u need to talk to someone whom you trust, whose opinion u highly regard and who is brutally honest. Coming to this forum is a step forward but I think u need to open your mouth to someone's ear.

In ur 30s, u ought to be a father by now of at least two kids. Don't let ur past influence another new generation that you will raise. One love bro.

This is just a joke. He won't win LG chairmanship sef as people will be thinking he is joking.

Dabiller: haha you are right. But atimes before mods take actions, a damage culd have bn done. It is good to stay carefully everywhere.

No be lie!

Dabiller: but tinz can get bad anywhere.Dia r haterz everywhere including nairaland.

At least there are mods here where if things ever turn nasty, can delete and remove both post(s) and post-er(s). Out there, it is the wild wild west

The only place PDA is cool to me is Nairaland. There is censorship here and retweets and the like is non-existent. Elsewhere, mehn, no. Except if we are getting married that week. Too many haters out there. Too many who want to be in the middle of your business.

Sorry ba, but it sounds like you are the side chick while the dp-climbing babe is the main one. Just my opinion.

You just described every gurl's relationship to her pastor.

handysuzy:

Your comments makes a lot of sense, but sorry your username doesnt.

Lol. Forgive the name. Harken to the message. Lol

Western Media are built for Western Propaganda, not African Propaganda. As long as news emanating from the "Dark Continent" is not dark and disturbing, it isn't news. Of all that was reported in the last two weeks of unbelievable military victories in the Boko Haram war, only that of the mistaken release of our girls was on the news and then, it was because we failed.

Make una come tell us in plain English wetin this one mean. Are we safe? If not, what is not safe. What can we do to make it safe? Instead of gisting us about BASH (Bash Ali ba) and GNU (that sounds like an animal)! No offence meant though.

Nice one. Em, will you still run after the wedding? With belle? We still need gold from all this running wey u dey run sha. By the way, congrats. I jus dey imagine when the pikin do bad thing wan run from him mama...

Its not possible to send her back. For it to be fake, NYSC have to have no record of her call up, and her school have to have no record of both her clearance and her name submission to NYSC.

So, we pardon these blood thirsty demonic terrorists while the soldiers that fought them on our behalf are being sentenced to death? I tire for GEJ thinking sometimes sha.

I know we are supposed to be human and all that but I mean, come on! Rehabilitate those animals? Is Federal Government now telling us we can do evil and then surrender for them to take care of us? Why do Nigeria always have to be freaking different? When will we learn? After "re-radicalising" these monsters, we now let them back to the streets from whence they came to terrorize us! No! My honest, simple submission? Kill them all! Everyone of them.