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Rihanna

Mmm...

Lol... Its funny.... I wonder why dey don't believe u

Happy birthday and happy new month

donlaski:
I'm a virgin, but I don't know of her

How long av u guys been dating?

djeezy:
should he become Osama bin Laden?

Was Osama romantic

Scary...

thewarrior72:
Rest in HELL

That's harsh

Lol... What were u expecting?

By my boo? Sure...

Apina:
Were was d bride bought from?

Abia state

Lol... At last...

Break up with him.... Giving u an ultimatum? Bunk!

10 million... They bargained it down to 8.5m...

" a Nigerian babes" .... As iceberlylin said, " question for the gods"

or3gon:
just think she was being smart by letting him read. if she had said no, it would raise suspicion

Naah... If she was cheating or planning to cheat, she won't av given her phone to him. She'ld av started an argument on trust and all...

Kz emoticons are more expressive

benromeo39:
Them nur dey tire for the beauty contest? I nominate my mama, Legendarysage.

Shey ur mama dey naira land

natureblack:
Tnx @Zoeee







Wished you are close,it's a dine n dash night in my crib.

Nice ... Enjoy...

[quote author=natureblack post=27494491]I was 17 then and the romantic kiss was with my neighbor's girl-friend Monique,though she is two years older and an Ethiopian.




It was on a romantic Sunday afternoon,then my dadda and momma was away on a family meeting and I was all alone and lonely(bored though,and never knew what was coming my way).She came around to borrow a novel(I had a million of it then) .I gave to her the one she wanted,and as she was going she blew me a kiss,I was amazed and I drew her by her left arm to my chest.The stage got set for the following conversation.




NATURE- do you know that people that throw kiss are hopelessly lazy?

MONIQUE-really,I don't know

NATURE-You said ?

MONIQUE-I said I don't know (her voice was higher)

NATURE-sorry,I can't read lips unless they are touching mine

MONIQUE-I get your drift boy,but hope you remember King-Boy(my neighbor) is my boy-friend?

NATURE-sure I know,what you have with him is history but what I have with you is chemistry.(though I was scared,but confidence was my watchword)

MONIQUE-you are flirting with me

NATURE-am not flirting with you,I'm just being extra nice to some-one who is extra attractive.


She looked calm and confused,and I felt I had to make a move(though I was still scared)


NATURE-the space between your fingers are meant to be fixed with mine.

I fixed my left fingers into her right fingers,and I used my right fingers to brush through her long hair that cascaded down to her succulent-looking bre.ast .


NATURE-excuse me,if I go straight this way,will I be able to reach your heart?(I said as I squeezed her left bre.ast)


MONIQUE-why are you doing this to me ?(she said with her eyes closed)


NATURE-my parent told me that my destiny is in my hands,and I should be conscientious with HER.


We started kissing and care.ssing each other.That moment I became muddled and thrown into the state of OBLIVION.


DISCLAIMER-The sound of a kiss is not as loud as a cannon,but it's echo lasts a great deal longer.


When I came back from oblivion,I found out that she was only left with her pan.tie,and I was left with nothing.

NATURE-though your pan.tie looks good on you,but they would look better on the floor.


Immediately I took off her pan.tie the next thing I heard in a very faint voice .......



MONIQUE-pls take me now,I really need to feel you now.......take me,take me,take me,ooooooosh,Jesus Christ.





We got down and subsequently got into a secret relationship that ended with a handsome looking boy that is now a brainy.She is now happily married to a Canadian sailor and they are based in Denmark.






#MONIQUE



Nice narrative ... Happy birthday

YungwizzzyPt7:
A new phone6
A sport car
2 bedroom flat
A maid
Gucci collections
Mikano generator
A laptop
A computer
Printer
scanner
Microphone
Adapter
Slippers
Salt
Powder
Wire
Book
House
Cow
Pig
Plant
Animal


And subscription

Hahahahaha

Spiritual...

Happy birthday

Why did u retire

lonngmann:
tell me about Obama's domestic policy

What's her business with Obama's domestic policy
Is that the only way to determine a lady who's smart?

Mmm... Tell her to choose another birthday